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I don't want to talk about the next scene, I can't describe what scene I saw at all, even if I describe it, you can't imagine it at all.

Anyway, Tongxuan Dama Monkey is definitely a macho, oh, it's a ferocious monkey. After pushing the female monkey down, the whole body pressed down on it fiercely, causing the female monkey to scream and cry for father and mother.

There was nothing for us, only the little face of the soul of the dead was pale, and weeping: "Mary (the name just given by the mother monkey), for the sake of the party and the country, you have been wronged... Don't worry, the party and the country will not be wrong after the incident is over." Will forget your contribution to the people!"

"Ow-"

One minute later, Tongxuan Monkey King uttered a long cry that made the hairs on his body stand on end, and got down from the female monkey.

"Is this the end?" Weiwei said in absolute strength, "It's only been less than a minute, and it's not as good as a dead soul!"

"Ow—"

It seems that in order to prove that he is strong, the Monkey King of Malaysia let out another roar, then put the female monkey on the stone with his paws, and pressed it down again.

What I saw was stunned, and I turned on the Internet in the game, and some doubts in my heart were finally answered: male monkeys have short jjs to avoid backflow of semen, and most of the mating positions are in the rear position, with short duration and frequent frequency.

After I showed this message to everyone, the rest of the people didn't express much, and Weiwei was still excited, and kicked the dead soul: "Look, although the time is short, the number of times is many. It's not like you, I have to rest for three hours at a time, which is boring."

"Weiwei, I beg you, can you stop talking nonsense?" The dead soul broke down completely: "You compare me with the monkey, but there are so many people here, at least you save some face for me! "

"What's the matter?" Weiwei said indifferently: "Sister Mu, Sister Su, and Boss Wangqing are all our own people, what are you hiding? As for Uncle Lei Tian, ​​it doesn't matter. Anyway, he is so old, he will forgive us children. Outspoken."

Lei Tianda Zhuang: "Sister, the Yin family is really still young."

Aversion to cold, goose bumps all over the floor.

"Actually... I think we are really evil." Weiwei said with a sigh when he saw the monkey king of Malaysia pinning down the female monkey again.

I really couldn't figure out this little girl, so I subconsciously asked, "How do you say that?"

"Don't you all feel that the big horse monkey is pitiful?" Weiwei looked at us seriously, and then explained to us: "We came up with such a crooked idea, and the big horse monkey can only be comfortable for a while. If I had known this move It makes sense, it's better to let the ghost go up and teach him how to masturbate."

The dead soul asked for his life: "Ancestor, can you shut up?"

Weiwei shook her head in distress: "Hey, okay, okay, let's not talk about it. As the saying goes, give someone 13, it will only be fun for a day, teach someone to touch it, and you will benefit for a lifetime!"

The whole team fainted.

It is said that the Monkey King of Malaysia has held back for thousands of years, and he will not solve it by himself as Weiwei said, so this guy is really going against the sky.Although it was only a short 1 minute each time, the whole 10 minutes did not stop.

At the beginning, the female monkey was still squeaking and humming, but after 15 minutes, she could only pant continuously, and when it was approaching 10 minutes, she let the monkey king toss about like a puddle of mud.

Not to mention the wedding dress she was wearing, she had already been caught in pieces and drifted away with the wind.

"Revenant, what's the matter with you?" Seeing that Revenant's expression was a bit wrong, I asked.

"Boss... the female monkey... the blood of the female monkey has bottomed out..." the dead soul said with a bitter face.

"Damn, what's the matter?" I was also very surprised, could it be that the female monkey couldn't bear the Monkey King's favor and died?

"Oh--" Just as he was speaking, the monkey king uttered another long and weak howl, kicked the female monkey away, and lay on the ground panting heavily.

Ding!

System prompt: [Tongxuan Horse Monkey King] due to indulgence-desire-over-excessive elimination of the anxiety period, fell into the [fatigue period], and the attack and defense decreased by 5% within 100 minutes!

……

"It's done!" I put my hanging heart in my stomach at once, and I rushed to the mausoleum with the Thunder Gun on my back, and I rushed to the mausoleum, shouting: "Brothers, avenge the mother monkey, kill that monkey!" Robbing the soul of the monkey!"

Lei Tian Dazhuang was also in high spirits: "Eliminate harm for the people, eradicate harm for the people!"

The slogan of Revenant Desire is more domineering: "Give me back my mother monkey, give me back my mother monkey!"

The three of us shameless guys rushed up the mountainside under the guise of "doing justice for the sky", slamming thunder guns, killing robbers, and fighting daggers, one after another, hitting the defenseless people. On the boss, it didn't take 3 minutes at all. The Tongxuan Monkey King, who had just had a good time, spit blood from his mouth, and gloriously turned into a lot of experience.

Although no equipment was exposed, the gold coins all over the floor and the fact that at least everyone has been upgraded to a level also made us secretly happy.

This time it was our team's output, and the experience I gained was not much more than theirs, which barely made me rise to 45.Looking at it now, the first batch of backbones in Qingcheng Hotel are all 40+. Although there is still a gap between them and the top masters, I am quite content, after all, no one can eat a fat man in one bite.

"Weiwei, there are a total of 121 gold coins. You keep the account, and I will exchange the money." Sister Mu's dignified boss was like a miser, picking up all the gold coins on the ground.

"Boss, what's the situation?" Revenant pointed at the ravaged female monkey and said, "It still has a little blood, and it's not dead yet, but I can't add blood to it... ..."

I turned my head and took a look. The two legs of the big female monkey were almost bent at 180 degrees, and they seemed to have broken bones.There seems to be some blood oozing between the legs... Sweat, can't see, it's too evil.

"Here, is there any prompt from the system?" This is the first time I have encountered such a situation.

"No." Revenant scratched his head distressedly.

"You don't know this?" After this battle, Su Qin had a deep recognition of my "game thinking", and carefully analyzed: "According to my analysis, this female monkey is under the age and has no personnel, oh , without the monkey incident, plus meeting such a perverted monkey king, he was knocked out and passed out."

It's over, the dead soul and I are speechless, especially me, why do you think... the team I formed, except for Sister Mu, everyone has become wretched?

"Can you put it back in the spirit beast cage?" I asked without daring to answer Su Qin's words.

"can."

"Then put it away first, and have a look at it in two days, and throw it away if it doesn't work." I have no good way.

After cleaning the battlefield, I checked the time. It was 45:[-] since we went online and we were chatting and watching monkey fights. Time passed really fast.

It's really not fast for me to upgrade to a level after so long, but I can't help it for the sake of Qingcheng.

"Sister Su, what's the prompt for the next step of the mission?" After all, it's not my mission, I asked.

"Enter Sheng Ji Mausoleum and rescue the trapped Orion." Su Qin said hesitantly: "But... I don't know why, after killing the Monkey King, the task difficulty becomes floating, 300-1300."

"Here, this should be a choice task." I explained to Su Qin: "That is to say, when we save people later, maybe the boss will give us a choice. If we choose the right one, the difficulty of the task is 300. If we choose wrong Yes, the difficulty is 1300, or even higher."

This task is the same as when I killed Honolulu. If I didn’t follow the system’s regulations, I would be beaten like a grandson. Anyway, I got Wang Daoling’s approval by accident, so I completed the task.

In fact, when I killed Wang Daoling, the task difficulty had already become 10.

"So that's the case." Sister Su nodded half-understanding, put her hands on top of 36e, and asked, "Then how should we choose?"

"Hell, sister, I don't know what's going on now, how can I know how to make a choice?" I was so depressed.

"Hey, aren't you the almighty king of Jiangshan games? You don't know about this?" Su Qin hit me very rudely: "Think about it with your 'game thinking'!"

I:"……"

"Forget it, whatever you want to say." What can I do about Su Qin, I can only say helplessly: "Generally, these tasks are humanoid monsters, with high experience and high explosion rate, but they are also super abnormal. The test It is a player's comprehensive ability, anyway, when you encounter a boss, you must be careful, and you must not be sloppy."

After instructing them a few words, I took the first step, and the system's prompt echoed in my ears:

Ding!

System prompt: You have entered the mission instance [Sheng Ji Mausoleum]!

Into the eyes is a downward and deep passage, the corridor is dark, and the wind blows from time to time, with the sound of ghost howling, and occasionally a little phosphorescence flashes in the distance, and the sound of water droplets from nowhere, will It's so weird here.

"Wang Zai!" Sister Mu called out softly, having never seen such a scene.

"Don't be afraid, it's just a game." I swallowed my saliva, summoned a burst of true energy, and immediately shot silver light from the thunder gun, illuminating a large space.

"Hey, the Benlei gun is really good. It can fight and illuminate." Lei Tianda Zhuang said with a chuckle.

He didn't mention it, but I forgot, with the continuous improvement of the level, speaking of... Hey, the Thunder Gun can't keep up with my level requirements.

But after all, it is a four-star equipment, and it also comes with such a powerful skill as Ben Lei, so let me throw it away... I am still a little bit reluctant.

The passage is very long. After we walked for about 10 minutes, an open land finally appeared in front of us. The surrounding area was still dark, and it seemed to have reached below the horizon.

"Crack." I tentatively stepped forward, but there was a crisp sound under my feet as if I stepped on something.

"Aww!"

Before I had time to see it clearly, there were ghostly screams on the map, and a red-white skeleton on the ground with phosphorous will-o'-the-wisps flashing in its head suddenly stood up and reached out to grab Su Qin's cheek!