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"Idol, you are doomed today, because you have offended Sister Po~!"

Xie Yu loudly announced that someone's bad luck was about to come, and then she didn't even look at Brother Xiaosha who was showing fear, and turned to He Jiong who was smiling and said nothing: "Jiong Jiong, everyone who comes The idols of our show, they will all do activities with us, so how do we arrange today?"

"This is very interesting!" He Jiong took over the conversation with a cough, pointed to several people present including himself, and said: "If other guests come, we can only do some funny activities with them, By the way, let me talk about some of my psychological journey or schedule issues, but today we invited the almighty super idol Tang Xiaosa, so our event has been cancelled..."

"What, how can we interact if there are no activities?" Li Weijia said loudly: "This won't work, our sense of existence can't be reflected!"

Well, the latter sentence is what he is most worried about, right?

"That's right, I'm an event expert, and I rely on this link to gain my sense of presence!" Du Haitao interjected half-truthfully.

Hahahaha...

"Well, you can't cancel the event!"

Amid everyone's laughter, Wu Xin, one of the soy sauce party members, nodded repeatedly.

"Quiet be quiet!"

He Jiong showed the style of a teacher. He stopped everyone's twittering first, and then continued: "Although the event has been cancelled, it doesn't matter, because each of us has a chance to test Xiaosa, which is the best way." A good chance to meet Nana who wants to take revenge on her idol, Nana, would you like to?"

"I do not want to!"

Xie Yu was just about to nod happily to express his opinion, but the "Student Chisa" He Jiong was talking about yelled loudly, and he said, "I object!"

"This court officially declares that your objection is invalid!" Xie Yu justly rejected someone's opinion, nodded quickly and said, "Jiongjiong, I like your arrangement..." Then she shouted loudly to the friends present Said: "What do you think? Are you willing to see idols being tested?"

Facing the microphone she handed out, everyone shouted in unison: "I want to see it!"

"Okay, everyone's choice is the best choice, Xiao Sa, you should admit it!"

He Jiong smiled and decided to establish the testing process, so someone had to blink innocently, admitting to being a fool.

"So, which of us will come first?"

He Jiong looked at everyone, and said quickly: "What we are going to face today is a super all-round guy, who has the titles of the god of imitation, the god of hip-hop, the master of magic, the genius of musical instruments...etc. He has to come up with something difficult, so don't let this hard-won opportunity go to waste..."

"Teacher He, you should come first!" Xie Yu interjected, "You are our boss, who else is the first chance for you?"

"That's right, you should come first!" Li Weijia and the other three nodded in agreement.

Standing among them, Brother Xiao Sa didn't care what they arranged, he just put his hands behind his back and looked up at the ceiling at a 45° angle, with an expression of "brother is fearless".

"Hey, look, look, there are people who are not afraid of you at all~!"

Xie Yu, who was afraid that the world would not be chaotic, pointed at the handsome brother who was a master and said loudly: "Jiongjiong, come up with some of the most difficult questions, and you must stump him, so don't lose the face of our happy family."

"I didn't want to do this..."

He Jiong lowered his head slightly, made a posture of holding a sword in his right hand and pointing the tip of the sword obliquely at the floor, and said in a quack tone: "But, you are too arrogant, this matter has already involved the face of our happy family The problem, if you walk out unscathed like this today, we..."

"If you want to hit, hit it. Why are there so many nonsense? I still want to go back to eat instant noodles!" Brother Xiao Sa folded his hands on his chest, interrupting He Jiong's rambling impatiently: "The beef noodles just soaked , I won’t be able to clamp it later, will you pay for it?”

He Jiong: "I..."

"Puff...haha..."

Xie Yu and the others couldn't help laughing, and the entire audience also laughed in a rather embarrassed way.

It's obviously a show of a duel, but it involves instant noodles. This handsome guy really has a sense of humor!

"Presumptuous, it's about a sacred duel, but you're messing around with cheap instant noodles..."

He Jiong took a deep breath, finally suppressed his smile, and said solemnly again: "Not much nonsense, since you claim to be an all-round swordsman, do you dare to follow me and do a few moves?"

"Boss, I never thought dueling was so sacred, especially with a young man like you who claims to be a master but delays me from eating instant noodles!"

Brother Xiao Sa looked He Jiong up and down contemptuously, a bunch of Cantonese suddenly came out of his mouth, and it was a familiar accent.

"What did you say?" He Jiong, who was in a hurry, couldn't hear clearly, so he tilted his head and asked in doubt, "Can you say it again?"

"It sounds like..."

He Jiong was wondering, but Xie Yu and other onlookers who were watching the play were already thinking about who said this voice and tone?

At this moment, an audience sitting under the stage said loudly: "This is the voice of brother Sheng, the leader of the ax gang in Zhou Xingchi's movie "Kung Fu."

"Yeah, I said, why are you so familiar!"

At this moment, everyone finally understood whose tone and voice Brother Xiao Sa was imitating, and He Jiong responded with a smile: "Don't say so many high-sounding things, don't you dare?"

Someone dragged his tone, nodded indifferently, and said, "I... dare not!"

"Apoof"

He Jiong almost fell to the ground, pointed at someone tremblingly and said, "Since you dare not, why did you nod?"

"What I said is: Yes, I dare not!" Brother Xiao Sa spread his hands innocently: "Should I shake my head and say I dare?"

Undoubtedly, this scene caused everyone to laugh again, and Teacher He had no choice but to wipe off his sweat, and then said seriously: "Whether you dare or not, since you are here today, you must accept our arrangement, Next follow me!"

After he finished speaking, he began to kick his legs and press his waist, making people mistakenly think that he was going to do some warm-up activities, but he picked up the microphone and sang loudly: "

it's the season we're leaving

I miss you, shy girl

……

"Ah, I'll go!" Xie Yu rolled her eyes while holding the microphone.

Well, it turned out that He Jiong wanted to sing, not to do dance preparations!As a result, there were unanimous sighs at the scene.

He Jiong just sang a few lyrics and then stopped, then looked provocatively at the slightly frowning brother Xiao Sa, and sneered: "Hey, come on, others say that your imitation is against the sky, so you can imitate me ! See if you can do it."

"Ah ah ah..."

As soon as He Jiong's proposal was uttered, the scene immediately erupted again. The applause and screams resounded through the audience without anyone mobilizing them.

"Hey, stop, stop, everyone, don't applaud and scream!" Xie Yu suddenly called a stop loudly, and when everyone's voices were slightly lowered, she looked at He Jiong with malicious intentions and said to him quickly. Seeing it inexplicably, he sneered and said, "Hahahaha, Jiongjiong, you are dishonest!"

"Why am I dishonest? Hmph, what do you mean by that?"

He Jiong seemed very angry, and with a cold snort, he tilted his head and ignored Xie Kuan.

"Hahahaha, our idol has always only imitated superstars. Once you are imitated by him today, wouldn't that indirectly prove that you are also a superstar?" Xie Yu said with a snort.

"I……"

"No, no, Mr. He is a superstar in my heart. How many people in the country know him?"

Just when He Jiong was about to speak, Brother Xiaosa quickly took up the topic, and then he asked the audience: "Do you think Teacher He is a superstar?"

Faced with the idol's question, and it was related to He Jiong's question that everyone likes very much, of course, everyone would not deny it out of face, so they all answered loudly: "Yes, absolutely!"

Although the voice was not very neat, everyone's meaning was quite clear.

So, He Jiong glanced triumphantly at Xie Yu who was stunned, and then said to Brother Xiaosa: "Then you should hurry up and start, do you need music accompaniment?"

"For me, the question of accompaniment has never been a problem!"

Brother Xiaosa shrugged his shoulders as he said, then took the acoustic guitar from a staff member, hung it on his chest and said, "Although your voice is not particularly recognizable, it doesn't matter, because to me For me, as long as I want to imitate, then everything is not a problem."

As soon as this ox-cha sentence was finished, he plucked the guitar "ding ding ding", and then sang softly under He Jiong's gaze:

it's the season we're leaving

I miss you, shy girl

……

"I... rely on..."

After singing the first line of the lyrics, He Jiong was stunned, and then Xie Jin, Li Weijia, Wu Xin and Du Haitao, everyone was stunned.

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