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Who is the best celebrity to imitate?

Maybe there are many answers to this question, but the one that ranks first must first meet a condition, that is: high recognition.

That’s right, the more distinctive the voice is, the more distinctive it is. In fact, they are the best to imitate, such as hoarse, nasal, or articulate. It's hard to imitate, but if you really master the method, it's the easiest to imitate this kind of people.

Then, in contrast, the most difficult thing to imitate is the voice that does not have many characteristics, and the first impression does not leave too many deep marks on people, because the voice of this type of person is really difficult to master, and you can’t even imitate it. It cannot be imitated perfectly.

However, at this moment, in front of He Jiong, the original singer, Brother Xiao Sa, who played and sang by himself, did it with ease. He truly reproduced He Jiong's original sound.

He Jiong opened his mouth wide, and the smile on his face was still there, so the funniest photo of him was born. His mouth was wide open, and he was still smiling, so the whole person looked It's pretty weird, you can't tell if he's laughing or what he's doing.

Besides He Jiong quickly covering his mouth and showing an unbelievable expression, his partners are no exception. Even Xie Yu is curious about the baby, looking at He Jiong on the left and at the song playing and singing on the right. Brother Xiao Sa, completely expressed this shock.

"How is it, Mr. He, have I passed the test?"

After simply playing and singing a song, Brother Xiaosa took the guitar off his body, then picked up the microphone and asked He Jiongdao with a smile.

He Jiong patted his palms lightly, then turned to face the excited audience, and asked loudly: "Then, do you think Xiao Sa has passed the test?"

"Passed! Passed."

"No! I haven't, I'll have another song!"

……

Everyone's opinions were obviously divided into two types. Most fans were satisfied and announced the approval, but there were also unsatisfied fans who were very dissatisfied and shouted to do it again.

"You must be honest. I said everyone should be content. I have imitated Mr. He who is so difficult to imitate. Are you still not satisfied?"

Brother Xiaosa picked up the microphone, pretended to be very unhappy, and then pointed to the fans who yelled the loudest: "You guys, yes, it's you guys, can I save face? Do you want to watch the following program?"

Well, at this moment, all the fans who shouted that they couldn't do it all calmed down, and Brother Xiao Sa also smiled and said to He Jiong: "Mr. He, you can stand aside and watch!"

"Okay, Nana, you have to make the questions more difficult." He Jiong nodded, walked away a few steps obediently, and then looked at them with his hands folded.

"Hmph, it seems I have to do it!" Xie Kui flicked her two braids arrogantly, then reached out to push Li Weijia's chest and said, "Stay far away, and be careful when the blood hits you gone."

Hehe, Li Weijia hurriedly jumped away in fear, Du Haitao and Wu Xin even pretended to be timid, and simply ran to stand beside He Jiong, and pulled his shirt sleeves from left to right , that funny appearance immediately made Xie Yu, who had a low laugh point, cover her mouth and laugh.Then everyone laughed along with her.

After a while, Xie Yu stroked her unnecessary sleeves left and right, and then stepped on a lunge to pose a classic look in the movie "Once Upon a Time", and said like a master of a generation: "Hmph, I'm going to start doing exercises !"

"Then come!"

Brother Xiao Sa nodded uncooperatively, still standing upright with his hands folded over his chest, without showing the slightest hint of fear.

"I'm really here!" Xie Yu continued to yell, holding the unneeded long gown behind him with one hand, and circled around him.

At the same time, the band of the show started to play the accompaniment, uh, it was the accompaniment of the flower gun performance of Peking Opera.

As a result, Xie Yu's performance became more and more exaggerated. She was originally a master, but it was a pity that she played it as a little bum looking for a chance to attack.

"Haha, I'm not coming, I'm not coming, this part has to be done again, who told you to play it like this?" Xie Yu turned around a few times, and she thought it was quite funny, so she laughed and said that she would start all over again.

Brother Xiao Sa couldn't help laughing, it was the first time he felt that recording a TV show could be so funny, especially when working with a hostess like Xie Yu who doesn't care about details and doesn't care about image. It's really too funny.

"Okay, Nana, it seems that your skill is still too weak, and you can't hurt the hair of Chic at all!" Li Weijia stepped forward and said with a smile: "I think you should give him some real tests, The program time has been delayed a lot.”

"Hmph, since someone has pleaded for you, then I will show you mercy once!" Xie Yu didn't have the slightest sense of being a loser, and said loudly with her head raised.

Brother Xiaosa: ...

"Since many people say that you are very versatile, I have also seen some of your wonderful performances..." Xie Yu tilted his head and said, "Then, you can perform your kung fu once! I like watching iron guns hit your throat very much." and a boulder in his chest."

Fuck, I'm not a hard qigong performer, let alone a street performer.

Brother Xiaosa almost retreated in sweat, and quickly stated: "I'm sorry, I don't know how to perform these two kinds of performances. The kung fu I know doesn't even have routines. It just strengthens my attack power, attack speed and reaction speed, so It really won't."

"It's so simple, how can I demonstrate kung fu?" Xie Yu frowned in dissatisfaction and said, "Could it be that you want to perform a hidden weapon? The kind that can biubiu shoot throwing knives?"

Brother Xiaosa: "..."

"Okay, okay, then I'll change it!" Facing the speechless brother Xiao Sa, Xie Yu had no choice but to change her words: "Then how can you perform your own kung fu? Other than beating people."

"If I could blow your glass water glass off the edge of the table with the wind of my fist, would you believe it?" Brother Xiao Sa said seriously.

This is real?

As soon as these words came out, everyone was shocked, Xie Yu was stunned for a moment and said, "Is it really possible?"

Facing everyone's intense attention, Xiao Sa spread his hands: "I haven't tried it, maybe it's okay if it's empty!"

Having said that, there was no anxiety on his face, so——

Xie Yu said loudly: "Okay, next we will ask the idol to perform a kung fu stunt that can blow a cup off with just the wind of the fist!"

"Ah ah ah ah..."

Amidst the screams of the audience, two staff members immediately brought a small table onto the stage, and then placed a tall but thin long glass on the edge of the table .

Under the illumination of the light, everyone can clearly see that the glass is intact, and the inside is dry, which looks very crystal clear.

Brother Xiaosa walked to the table with a confident smile, then took the microphone and said: "Kung Fu is actually a martial arts method that requires faster, more powerful, and better reflexes than ordinary people, and the boxing style only reflects explosive power. a form of expression."

After he finished speaking, he put the mic on the table, took a deep breath, and shouted "Ah", his feet naturally stepped into a lunge, and then he saw his fist appear like lightning In the place less than 3 cm away from the glass.

"call"

The fist wind was amplified by the speakers, and just reached everyone's ears, but the cup on the table had already "snapped" and fell on the stage, directly breaking into pieces.

This, really did it?

All the people looked in horror at Brother Xiao Sa who had already retracted his fist and was slowly exhaling. He actually did such an impossible thing?

Fuck, it's just a fist style, but it can really push a glass with at least 2 weights?What if he was really punched?Wouldn't it be possible to bleed profusely, or even burp on the spot?

That is, Brother Xiao Sa's image as a kung fu master has been completely established. His shots are like lightning, and his explosive power is super strong. He is simply a terrifying beast!

"Okay, everyone should have seen that I didn't touch the water glass, right? Don't say I'm cheating!" Brother Xiaosa didn't seem to know how cruel the incident just now was to ordinary audiences, he said He smiled and nodded to the stunned Xie Yu: "How about it, have I passed the test?"

Nonsense, if this kind of performance is not enough, so what?

"It's over, idol, you are so tough!" Xie Yu came back to her senses, and immediately yelled, she even ran to Brother Xiaosa, stretched out her hand and squeezed his arm, with an excited expression on her face Announced: "This muscle is really hard, it really is the foundation of a martial arts master!"

Damn, can you stop being so hands-on?Brother Xiao Sa complained in his heart: "Are you harassing? Shouldn't it be? Surely?"

Fortunately, Li Weijia also couldn't bear the "harassment" of his partner's nakedness, so he quickly pulled away the crazy Xie Yu, clasped his fists to Brother Xiaosa and said, "Hero Tang, can you teach me?" , how can I become as muscular as you? I believe this should be a simple question for you, right?"

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