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For Li Weijia's strong statement that he wanted to ask for advice on how to gain muscle, He Jiong, a skinny man who didn't dare to show his upper body at all, also seemed super excited, because he is a well-known man with ribs!So, he subconsciously moved towards brother Xiaosa.

Then, the chubby Du Haitao also came up to him, so attentive that he almost had the words "I want to lose weight" written on his face.

This scene made all the audience laugh, while Xie Yu and Wu Xin stood aside and pursed their lips, as if they said carelessly: "Some muscular men are cool and charming, but some muscular men are not so Looks great!"

"Hmph, I seem to have heard someone speak ill of us?" Li Weijia pretended to be very puzzled and asked He Jiong, "Teacher He, did you hear that?"

He Jiong shook his head solemnly: "No, is it just for you?"

Li Weijia is embarrassed: ...

"Haha..." Brother Xiaosa couldn't help laughing, Xie Yu was talking about the two of them, and he might even be referring to him alone, but He Jiong just opened his eyes and talked nonsense, and pushed Li Weijia out, while he himself But nothing happened.

After the joke, Brother Xiaosa said quite seriously: "Although you all look at me with such sincerity, I can't tell you a good way to train muscles, because this is a kind of behavior that requires persistence."

After a pause, he said again: "If everyone's conditions permit, in fact, as long as you go to the gym every day and follow the instructions of the teacher there, as long as you insist on exercising for 1 to 2 hours a day, and then persist for a few months, then everyone can Got nice muscles."

"But I want to gain muscle quickly! And it's like Alo Schwarzenegger." Li Weijia said, "I'm in a hurry".

Nima, I still want those terrifying muscles. Brother Xiaosha shook his head speechlessly, looked at his small body with pity, and said in a low and slow tone: "Weijia, I have to tell you something. Very sad news, you will never want to have that horrible muscle in your life!"

Li Weijia had an innocent expression on his face: "...why?"

Damn, you still ask me why?

Just when Brother Xiao Sa opened his mouth to speak, Xie Yu said, "Because your height has already been determined, you can't become like Schwarzenegger!"

"Ah, my dream!" Li Weijia burst into tears and hugged He Jiong, all wailing vigorously.

"Hehe, that's right, fitness actually depends on the size of your frame!" Brother Xiaosa said with a smile: "Mr. A little bit, but it is difficult to become like those muscular men in Hollywood, so everyone must not blindly gain weight and exercise muscles, otherwise, once you stop exercising in the future, it will be a prelude to gaining weight, which will be very harmful.”

Well, it seems that gaining weight and becoming stronger is impossible, so Li Weijia returned to the topic and said, "Then, it's my turn to come up with a test for Xiaosa, hey, are you ready?"

How could brother Xiaosa put him in the eye?Without changing his face, he hummed, squeezed his fist and said: "Let the horse come over, my fist is already hungry and thirsty."

"Hey, hey, I'm not going to compete with you, put away the violence first!" Li Weijia seemed to be very scared and quickly took two steps back, and then saw Brother Xiaosha frowning impatiently, and then said loudly; You performed the two stunts of imitation and kung fu, and won everyone's applause and surprise, so now you can show your musical instrument level!"

As soon as he finished speaking, Teacher He, who had been beating soy sauce for a while, quickly stood up: "Hey, Wei Jia, isn't this too simple for you? Is it because you are afraid that he will do something?"

As he said that, he walked up to brother Xiaosa, pulled Li Weijia over and said, "Don't be afraid, student Xiaosa's fist is a fist of justice, basically he hasn't shown it once, just throw the problem to him, it's best if it's rare Hold him."

Well, the pistol that has never been fired before is called the angel's gun, and the fists that have never been shown in actual combat are called the fist of justice.

However, Li Weijia didn't appreciate it. He shook his head and said, "Whoever said that I have a short answer to the question, it's because I haven't finished it yet! You should stand aside first, don't try to steal the scene!"

So in the midst of everyone's laughter, Mr. He, whose "conspiracy" was ruthlessly exposed, had no choice but to cover his face and continue to make soy sauce.

"Oh, then what else do you want?" Brother Xiaosa held back his smile and said, "If you have anything to say, you can say it quickly, you only have this chance!"

"Hmph, we all know about the fact that you know a lot of musical instruments, and we've seen it on the news and videos, so I won't test your individual musical performance!"

Li Weijia cleared his throat and said something, then he looked at the audience and said, "I believe that everyone is not willing to just watch Chisa performing musical instruments, right? Because it's really too monotonous..."

"Yes!" Everyone responded positively.

"Okay, then the real test has begun!" Li Weijia announced quite proudly: "My test is, can you use your mouth to imitate all the sounds of all the instruments you know?"

What?Is it this kind of test?

As soon as these words came out, everyone at the scene stood up in surprise, and the hosts on the stage all fixed their eyes on Brother Xiaosha, who also seemed unexpected.

Nima, this is the real test. Those who simply imitated other people's singing voices or simply played musical instruments in the past are simply weak, aren't they?To put it bluntly, imitating the natural sound of musical instruments is much more difficult than bboxes and the like.

It's really not difficult to imitate percussion instruments with your mouth, and many people who like bbox can do it easily.However, can you imitate the natural sounds of non-percussion instruments such as piano, guitar, violin, erhu, cucurbit, flute, Xiao, and horse bone hu?

Even if you can barely imitate it, can you guarantee the true sound quality of this instrument?

So, at this moment, everyone focused their eyes on Brother Xiao Sa who was slightly frowning and thinking, wanting to see if he could do this.

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"Let's try it!" Brother Xiaosa finally said, "To be honest, I really didn't think of this before, so I hope you don't mind if it doesn't all succeed."

"it is good!"

Everyone in the audience cheered for him, and He Jiong, the ace of Kuaiben, hurriedly said: "My friends, everyone is lucky. This is the first time that Xiao Sa has performed an imitation instrument. The screams and applause are the best!" Shouldn't it be louder?"

"Ah ah ah ah..."

As soon as He Jiong's words fell, the already frenzied atmosphere suddenly increased to another level. Everyone screamed and applauded hysterically, and the whole scene was completely covered by this kind of noise.

"Let's play the erhu version of "Sweet Honey" first, this one should be a little simpler!"

Brother Xiaosa took the microphone and began to "babble" with his lips after speaking, and soon, he "played" a short song in its entirety, and then, when everyone applauded him, his The "playing" has also become more mellow and free, even to the point where you will definitely think that a real person is playing the erhu when you close your eyes and don't watch TV.

"Okay, it's absolutely perfect!"

Li Weijia, the creator of the question, saw Brother Xiaosa had fully demonstrated the mellow, soft and beautiful timbre of the erhu. Although he also wanted to listen to the full version, time did not allow it!So he didn't dare to delay any longer, and shouted directly: "Congratulations, student Xiaosa, you have passed the erhu with your lips, what instrument will be next?"

"Is this over?" Someone had an unsatisfactory expression on his face.

"Hehe, it's really over. If you don't believe me, the fans are applauding for you!" Li Weijia said with a smile.

"Okay, then in this way, I'm sure to imitate all of them!" Brother Xiaosa looked at the applauding fans, and said in a firm tone with great joy in his heart.

Possessing an enviable and enviable voice, coupled with the ability to master everything in one way, the handsome brother at this moment, he is completely sure to imitate all the sounds of any musical instrument he has heard, even if he He has not seen the real thing, but he has seen the violin, trombone, cornet and other instruments on TV, and he is still sure to completely imitate them.

"Forehead"

Amidst the screams from the audience, Li Weijia rubbed his forehead with one hand full of envy and jealousy: "I just want to say something to you..."

Tang Xiaosa asked with a smile, "What do you mean? Do you want to learn musical instruments from me again?"

Li Weijia: "...you are such a pervert!"

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