Entertainment Achiever System

In a person's life, there will always be some unexpected things, so there is a saying that people are not as good as heaven.

This morning, when Brother Xiaosa was about to leave Nanchang, and then directly enter Anqing in Huangshan Province through Jiujiang, and directly kill Hefei at the fifth station, there was a light beep, and an existence he called a broken system suddenly jumped come out.

I'm dizzy, isn't it the mission coming again?

In brother Xiaosa's bad premonition, he heard the system say: "Player, you can't pass through Jiujiang, you have to detour through Jingdezhen!"

Why? If you detour to Jingdezhen, you will have to walk at least 100 kilometers more!

Brother Xiaosa said depressedly: "Why? It's not a flood ahead!"

Besides, even if the flood breaks out, it will still waste my time, regardless of your business!

"Because the super task of this system has changed, you must write a classic song according to the proposition of porcelain!"

Sure enough, the system's words directly shattered someone's fluke mentality, and it was ground into powder.

Fuck, you are killing me!

Brother Xiaosa stared straight at his eyes and yelled, full of disbelief: "Do you think I have this level? I don't know how to make porcelain. Who can write it?"

There are many propositional compositions, or this type of composition is very common, even the Chinese composition for the college entrance examination is a propositional composition.

However, it is not common for someone else to make a proposition and then ask you to write a song, unless you are recording a TV show, and the guests will improvise a section live, as long as it is passable, you are talented.

However, if you are asked to write a complete classic song without giving a proposition, that would be a real toss-up. How many people can do it?

Moreover, this proposition is still so uncommon, to ask him to write a classic song with the theme of porcelain?

Please, how many songs about porcelain are there in China now?Not to mention asking for classics.

Therefore, brother Xiaosa immediately became angry, Nima, this is definitely torturing me!

"I see. You must think that I am walking too fast and feel that it is too easy. That's why you gave such a question that you know I can't complete."

Someone raised his middle finger angrily and said, "I don't have this kind of ability, absolutely not, you can change the subject!"

That's right, brother Xiaosa is really not joking, he doesn't understand porcelain at all, and he doesn't like it, so how could he write it?Not to mention classic, this is against the sky!

The system was silent for a while, and then said: "If you are sure you can't write it, then you can spend a week in Jingdezhen and visit various kilns, museums, and porcelain schools!"

I rely on, why?Isn't this still forcing me to try to write?

Brother Xiaosa said depressedly: "I've said it all, it's impossible to write this. I've only touched dishes and spoons like porcelain, how could I write it?"

"There is no reason, either you write it earlier and continue your journey, or you stay in Jingdezhen for a week and post a message "I want to write a song about porcelain" on Tieba!"

If it doesn't make sense, then use power to oppress. At this point, the winner system is undoubtedly quite proficient.

"I'm dizzy. If I publish this news, what if I'm questioned later? Should I just tell everyone that I didn't write it at all?" Someone asked, not knowing whether to laugh or cry.

Yes, in case (actually absolutely) he still hasn't written it, then what can he say if he is pressed by reporters?Can only evade saying that it is not perfect yet and must be revised?Or tell everyone directly that I didn't write it at all?

This is anticlimactic, really okay?

The system said: "One must have self-confidence. How do you know it won't work if you haven't tried it? The system believes in your strength!"

I'll go, the words are nice, even I don't believe in myself, what's the use of you believing?

Besides, self-knowledge is the most important thing in a person, and he doesn't understand porcelain at all, but you let me come up with a classic song, that's really pushing me to the cliff!

"Although it tells you to use porcelain as the theme, it doesn't limit you to only write lyrics about porcelain! You can also bring in elements of love, friendship, and family affection!"

The system hated iron and said: "People must be good at using their brains, and often think about it, and don't just go straight to the dark!"

Nima, no matter how much I think about it, I can’t think of such things as love, friendship and family affection. What relationship do they have with porcelain!It's not the kind of master swordsmith. On the day the divine sword was born, he needs to kill his relatives to perform some kind of blood sacrifice.

To describe it in one sentence: Porcelain is porcelain, does it have a dime relationship with the so-called love?

"The prompt is over, it's up to the player to decide what to do!"

The system didn't bother to continue talking nonsense, so it just played disappearing.Only someone with puffed cheeks was left, desperately taking deep breaths.

"Okay, brother, let's take it as a week off. If you go to Jingdezhen, go to Jingdezhen!"

Unable to hold back his arm, Brother Xiaosa had no choice but to change his itinerary and start heading towards Jingdezhen along Poyang Lake.

But at this time, he suddenly thought of a brilliant idea. He picked up his phone and flipped through it, then made several calls directly, and then smiled proudly and said to himself: "Even if brother delays the trip for a few days, but It happens to be able to shoot all the commercials of the three companies of Mou, Jet, and Wrigley, so as not to squeeze out time to shoot commercials at the end of the year."

That's right, the staff of Wrigley Company came to the door yesterday, not to mention that someone's itinerary is public, but to say that it is really too easy for a big company like them to find the contact information of a celebrity, so they The appearance of is actually quite normal.

In the end, after a brief negotiation, Wrigley offered him a reward of 150 million yuan and invited him to shoot a second-or-so advertisement for Yida Xylitol, a subsidiary of Wrigley, with a period of 2 years for the use of portrait rights.

According to the contract, within two years, the advertisement starring Brother Xiaosha will be placed by Wrigley on various TV stations and online media for free. If it continues to be used after the time limit, then Wrigley will continue to negotiate with him about the use of portrait rights. And give appropriate remuneration according to his popularity and other relevant factors at that time.

For this contract, Brother Xiao Sa is quite satisfied. Anyway, it is not an endorsement, and he does not need to attend any activities. It is just a commercial, and there is nothing to worry about from now on. It can be regarded as a pretty good contract.

It's just a pity that he can't put the money he got in the first year of these contracts into his pocket, and all of it has to be donated. Thinking about it, he feels his heart is bleeding!

Brother also wants to use his own money to start a personal studio, but if he doesn't have a deposit of hundreds of thousands, what the hell?

Brother Xiaosa always thinks that he wants to donate a huge amount of nearly 800 million yuan at one time, which makes him want to beat his chest and vomit blood. His family didn't buy a house or a car, and he couldn't even bear to install the air conditioner. To "throw" out 800 million Ruanmei coins, if the thrifty mothers and grandmas find out, will they be so angry that they will be sick and hospitalized?

While thinking wildly, he couldn't help showing a smile. If those reporters found out about this matter, I'm afraid my brother will be on the front pages of various large media in the country again, and it will last for several days.

After all, when ordinary celebrities become famous and make money, even if they donate generously or something, no one would be willing to donate all their income at once!Even if Xingxing himself wants to do this, is he as hot as Brother Xiaosha?Can he monopolize all the income and distribute it as he pleases?

Brother wants to be the first person who is so awesome, and only brother can do such awesome things.

Although it hurts, heartaches and headaches for several million, but there is no way, just spend several million to buy a large-scale publicity to increase favorability and popularity!

A certain person had no choice but to enlighten himself in this way, and at the same time he made up his mind that even if he wanted to detonate the news, he must wait until the most critical moment, and when is this critical moment?hey-hey……

Of course, since he has decided to transfer to Jingdezhen, he will naturally release a message in advance, otherwise, those loyal fans will be waiting for him in Jiujiang, which would be a bit of a joke.

So Brother Xiaosa called the system and said: "Post me a message, saying that I am going to visit Jingdezhen, and I also want to find some creative inspiration there, and I am going to write a song with the theme of porcelain. Don’t be too aggressive to watch.”

"It's okay to publish, have you thought about the name of the song?" The system popped up immediately.

Nima, I don’t even know how many kinds of porcelain there are. How can I think of names?

Brother Xiao Sa's brain hurt a little, he thought hard, and suddenly remembered the news about "Yuan Blue and White Porcelain Auction" written in a report, so he asked the system: "What do you think of "Blue and White Porcelain"?"

"You can do whatever you want, as long as you like it, you can call him Hei Tao!" The system didn't make a suggestion.

Can't you be a little more responsible?Something that you dare not even make up your mind about.

A certain person felt resentful and didn't bother to think about it anymore, so he said directly: "Just write "Blue and White Porcelain". Anyway, I only know that this kind of porcelain is more valuable, and a broken jar can be bought for hundreds of millions."

The system interrupted: "There are many porcelains that are more valuable than Yuan blue and white porcelain, such as Jun porcelain and Ru porcelain. If the hype is good and the quality is high, it is not a problem for a top-quality porcelain to sell for 10 billion yuan!"

"Hey, did you ask me to write about Ru porcelain or Jun porcelain?" Brother Xiaosa was surprised: "Besides, what kind of porcelain is only a fool to buy, a broken bowl or bottle costs so much money, can it be okay to buy it for dinner?" Fragrant?"

"It's just to give you some insight, you can choose whatever name you want!" The system said impatiently: "As for whether to buy porcelain or not, that's everyone's preference. I'm talking about antiques like you, who have no artistic temperament at all. , It’s just playing the piano against the cow, wasting time and saliva.”

Brother Xiaosa: "... Nima! It's "Blue and White Porcelain"!" (To be continued.)