Entertainment Achiever System

"Is there a connection between porcelain and love? If so, how can I describe it in lyrics without being too far-fetched?"

In the guest room of a hotel in Jingdezhen, someone was lying on the bedside table with a ballpoint pen in his hand, thinking hard.

It has been almost 4 days since he came here, but the progress of his creation is not very satisfactory.

The score of "Blue and White Porcelain" has been written and revised yesterday. It is very good and has a lot of feeling, especially because he is proficient in many kinds of national musical instruments. On a whim, he simply used Xiao and Erhu as the main accompaniment instruments. Interspersed with three musical instruments are cucurbit silk, flute and horse bone hu.

If the lyrics he wrote had a classical taste, then this song would be a so-called "Chinese style".

Unfortunately, the lyrics stumped him.

According to the reminder of the broken system, he has already ruled out the description of combining blue and white porcelain with family or friendship, because that is really too difficult, and it is far beyond what he can write with his experience at this age.

Since friendship and family affection are ruled out, only love is left. Logically speaking, this should be the "simplest" one. After all, love is too "flooding". No matter what movie or TV series, who will lack love The plot of the?

However, no matter how much he thinks about it, he still can't write, and he doesn't know how to use lyrics to describe a story about blue and white porcelain and love.Because he always felt that these two concepts are simply irrelevant! !

When did porcelain become associated with love?

In the past few days, he went out to visit various kiln sites and kiln factories in Jingdezhen when he had nothing to do, and also went to see the exhibits in several local museums, and even went to the only porcelain university in the country after dressing up—— China Ceramic University also played with pottery making and firing porcelain, but he still couldn't figure it out and didn't know how to write lyrics.

Of course, although he encountered huge difficulties in the creation, he finished shooting the commercials of Mou Niao and Jieyante. This can be regarded as a few days wasted!

The ad for a certain bird is very simple. It is to ask him to wear the latest sportswear and shoes, and then ride a bicycle on the road, and then arrive at a basketball court in a community, where he performs a 360° swivel crotch swap. He dunked the basket with his hand, and then hung the whole person on the basket and said to the camera: "Your bird, you can do whatever you want, I can do it and you can do it too!"

This commercial does not require acting skills or any special effects at all, so the filming was really fast. It only took about two hours, and everyone could call it a day and wait for dinner.

Jieyant’s advertisement is similarly simple. They just asked Brother Xiaosa to perform the heroic feeling of letting go of the faucet with both hands on the way of cycling, and shouting at the mountains and the sun with his head up and his arms open. At the end, they added a sentence Lines: JYT, ride the world, relaxed and happy, welcome to join us! "

To be honest, after shooting these two commercials, someone finally understood why it is so easy for celebrities to shoot commercials. Nima, there are not many commercials that require acting skills, just being handsome and cool, oh, And the slogan of the advertisement must be shouted loudly.

Therefore, he didn't pay much attention to Wrigley Yida's advertisement, which he had expected and paid much attention to. It is probably a small case that can be easily handled without any acting skills, even if it is from the world's number one chewing gum manufacturer.

After filming the commercial, he rejected the manufacturer's representative's proposal to go to the local area together or drive to Nanchang to be "chic and unrestrained". , began to continue to have a headache thinking about how to write lyrics.

To be honest, if he was asked to write a song about love alone, he could really write it now, even if it wasn't a classic, but at least it could maintain its popularity, um, it must be first-class!

But, Nima, the system insists on asking him to compose a song about porcelain, and even a classic one, which is really too difficult!Even if he now knows how to make pottery, then how to glaze and how to fire porcelain.

"Forget it, everything is difficult at the beginning. If I don't write a word, I will never be able to write it. Now write the first sentence first! If you can't do it, you can correct it later."

Someone scratched his hair fiercely, picked up a pen and wrote down the first line of lyrics: The clay is swirling into bottles and jars, with different sizes; the peony depicted on the bottle is like the fragrance of real flowers..."

No, what is this writing about?

After only writing two lines of lyrics, Brother Xiaosa couldn't help throwing the ballpoint pen on the cabinet, and then he simply fell on the bed, pulled the quilt over his head, and was so depressed that he wanted to sleep before talking.

"Your score is so perfect, don't you really want to write a masterpiece that is destined to be widely spread?" A voice rang in his ear.

Fuck, I don’t want to write it?I can't write it out!You bastard actually came to provoke me.

Brother Xiaosa threw off the quilt, sat up quickly, and said with a gloomy face: "Do you think I haven't worked hard these days? Even when I was sleeping, I dreamed of writing lyrics, but I couldn't help it. I don't have a high level of culture. I can't write it at all."

"You can ask someone else to write the lyrics, only this song can!" The system's voice came, it was like the sound of heaven!

What?Can someone else write it for you?

Someone stood up all of a sudden, and hurriedly asked: "You said I can find someone else to write it for me? No points will be deducted or the difficulty of the task will be increased?"

You have to guard against this, someone has already been fooled.If the system said that it would cost points, then he would not write it at all. Anyway, the song "Blue and White Porcelain" is super good, and it would be good to release it as a pure music version in the future.

It will definitely arouse some strong reactions. Brother Xiaosa, the songwriter, is very confident about this.

And didn't you listen to the system's evaluation? It's so perfect!Wouldn't it be awesome even without lyrics?Otherwise, how can the word "perfect" be enough?

"You can't use money, you can't ask for help, you can only publish a short piece of pure music on the Internet, and then wait for the lyricist to help you for free. Would you like to?"

"Apoof!"

A certain person almost spurted out a mouthful of old blood, his eyes were bulging and he couldn't speak, and his whole body was shaking violently.

Your sister, which awesome lyricist is the reincarnation of Lei Feng?Which powerful lyric writer insists on writing lyrics for you for free, not only classics?And there is no charge?Are you his uncle, or is he your uncle?

It can be said that Brother Xiao Sa simply gave up hope at this moment, and just said in extreme displeasure: "You just send the part of **, the part I played with the erhu solo, and the piece "Blue and White Porcelain" is finished. The lyrics are difficult to write, I'm afraid I can only release a pure music version."

"No more requests?" The system prompted: "For example, do you want someone to help write the lyrics?"

Let's be honest, you don't spend money, and you can't ask for help. Who will write lyrics for you when you are full?

So, someone immediately waved his hand and said: "No need, anyway, I don't have any hope, the big deal is just a pure music single, the quality is so good, the effect will definitely not be too bad."

The system stopped persuading him, and immediately posted the content he requested directly on Tang Xiaosa Bar and Mimic Emperor Bar, which had never lost their popularity, and finally posted a link on Brother Xiaosa's default "Shaosa Gang" official.

After doing all this, the system simply disappeared again.

Brother Xiao Sa was so depressed that he couldn't calm down any more lyrics about porcelain and love, so he lay on the bed and turned on the TV, subconsciously watching Shonan Satellite TV.

It turned out to be a coincidence, now is the commercial period, and it is also the commercial of Zhongyi Candy that he and Sun Li endorsed and starred in.

Seeing himself on TV looking very slack, and the very beautiful and charming Sun Li, someone couldn't help but smiled, and still couldn't help picking up the phone and dialing a number: "Hey sister Li, are you resting?"

At this time, Sun Li was filming "New Shanghai Bund". Because she was from Shanghai, she returned to her home after the show ended at night. She was watching TV with her mother (her parents had already divorced)!Instead, I got a call labeled "Chisa".

Looking at the number, she was taken aback for a moment, then stood up immediately, said "Mom, I'll answer the phone" to her mother, then walked to the balcony and answered the phone.

Hearing Brother Xiaosa's greeting, Sun Li joked, "I'm not as leisurely as you. I just came home from work!"

"Haha, the busier you are, the more popular you are." Brother Xiaosa pretended not to hear her teasing, and said with a smile while watching the advertisement.

Sun Li looked at the city's thousands of lights that were more brilliant than the stars, and said with her hands on the railing of the balcony: "You are very popular even if you are not busy, I know you are going to write a song called "Blue and White Porcelain" , I have been staying in Jingdezhen for a few days!"

Halo, aren't you busy as a big star? You still have time to pay attention to me?

Brother Xiao Sa smiled wryly: "Sister Li, don't talk about writing songs, I'm suffering from a headache right now!"

"What's the matter?" Sun Li said with concern: "You must pay attention to your body when you are out alone. Although you are very good at fighting and look strong, it's best not to be brave!"

I'm dizzy, sister, my brother's headache is not caused by a cold.

Someone took a deep breath and said with a smile: "Sister Li, why do you still have extra time to pay attention to me? Are you tired of filming a TV series all day?"

"Go, what does it mean to pay attention to you?" Sun Li's pretty face was slightly flushed, and she lightly reprimanded: "You don't even look at how popular you are now, since you announced that you will find inspiration to write songs in Jingdezhen, How many people in the whole circle don’t know about this? I just saw it occasionally in the newspaper!”

Am I still red 10 days ago?Although there are still many fans, the number of reporters has been reduced by half!

Brother Xiaosa blinked his eyes, stopped thinking about this question, and asked instead: "Is it tiring to film this movie? It's very stressful, right? Feng Chengcheng has Zhao Yazhi in front of her, and Sister Li is confident to surpass her." ?"

Beyond?Easier said than done!

Sun Li lay on the fence and said leisurely: "I'm not tired, I'm used to it anyway. And this time the script has changed a lot. It's not a complete remake of "Shanghai Beach". My role has also changed a little bit. I really don’t know what the audience will think then!”

After listening to Sun Liyouyou's answer, Brother Xiaosa was silent for a while, because he himself felt that this remake of "New Shanghai Bund" must still be inferior to Lu Liangwei and Zhao Yazhi's version of "Shanghai Bund", because once the classic is cast, then It's really hard to surpass, and it's nice to be able to call it a tribute.

Of course, no matter what, he still wanted to comfort him, so he smiled and said: "It's okay, I'm really looking forward to seeing how beautiful and gentle Feng Chengcheng you play, Sister Li, then I will post a post to call on me Your fans are cheering for you."

"Thank you, Chisa!" Sun Li said sincerely.

You know, ordinary friends will not promote works that have nothing to do with you for you. If you say a few more good things, but the work turns out to be unsightly, it will hurt face and will leave a "" in the hearts of fans. The impression of the unknown".Basically, it is all harm and no benefit!

"It's okay, by the way!" Someone seemed indifferent.

Anyway, in his opinion, no matter how bad this TV series is, it will definitely cause heated discussions because of its strong cast. It doesn't matter whether it has his recommendation or not.

"By the way, what are you doing now?" Sun Li asked.

Brother Xiao Sa changed the channel, but it turned out to be his and Sun Li's ad, so he replied: "Look at the beauty~!"

Beauty?at this time?

Sun Li was puzzled for a while, and said with some discomfort: "Looking at beautiful women in the middle of the night? Where?"

Brother Xiao Sa smiled and said: "You will know after listening!"

After he finished speaking, he suddenly increased the volume of the TV, and then Sun Li heard a voice from the receiver: Didn't you fall in love with me at first sight?why did you leave? "

"Huh? Is it our candy advertisement?"

Sun Li was taken aback for a moment, and then she yelled, "Tang Xiaosa, how dare you play tricks on me?"

So the beauty he was talking about was actually himself?Sun Li couldn't help but blush a little bit, she just thought that someone went to some pornographic places and was hanging out!

"Haha, okay, sister Li, you should go to bed early, the beauty is going to sleep for a beauty sleep, I turned off the phone!"

Someone laughed and hung up the phone, not giving Sun Li a chance to get mad.

Looking at the phone that was hung up, and touching her pretty hot face, Sun Li gritted her teeth, but soon smiled and said to herself: "How dare you tease me, I will show you when you arrive in Shanghai." !"

As soon as she finished speaking, she heard her mother's voice: "Xiao Li, who is calling?"

"what?"

Sun Li suddenly became nervous. Could it be that her mother heard her words?That's really embarrassing!However, she is a top-notch actress after all, so she quickly put away her phone and said calmly, "It's the director, she told me to go early tomorrow, otherwise it will be too hot, everyone has worked hard."

"Hey, it's not easy to be an actor. It's so hot and I still have to go to filming!" Grandma complained, but she didn't ask anymore.

Relieved, Sun Li nodded in agreement, but she "sentenced" someone in her heart, and made up her mind that when he arrived in Shanghai, he must still see it! (To be continued.)