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If God gives me another chance to do it all over again, I will definitely cover up some of my behaviors.At least I won't be so foolishly staring at the front and back of others, well, this person refers to the beauty. ——Brother Xiaosa later wrote in his autobiography.

To be honest, if peeking at beautiful women is a crime that must be shot, then Tang Xiaosa believes that there will definitely be no human beings in this world now.Therefore, when he was woken up by a nice female voice shouting the three words "dead pervert" in the form of a roar, and he planned to turn around and ask her to explain his thoughts, it was actually not wrong.

But the mistake was that the timing of his turning around was really good, so good that no one would believe it was a coincidence.For example, with his unexpected mouth next to his mouth, his beautiful big eyes widened in shock, and a certain crush called Xiaowen who was completely dumbfounded.Uh, let's add a good friend who first saw Brother Xiaosa's embarrassment and reminded her.

Him, how dare he?He actually kissed Xiaowen?Did we really kiss each other?

The friend of Xiaowen who was carrying a handbag next to her was also a beautiful woman who was the instigator. She was really in a mess at the moment. She never thought that Xiaowen, who has always been gentle but would not hesitate to refuse any man's pursuit, would be such a coincidence. lost their first kiss.She, she won't just seek life and death, will she?

Because her thinking was too complicated, this girl never thought that she should immediately slap a certain big pervert who was shocked at first, but then turned into a bit of enjoyment.

"Are we here together for Eye Blessing + Yan Blessing?"

When a big pervert who doesn't mind that his first kiss has been lost, uses cross-eyed focus to see clearly that a girl who is only [-] mm away from him, who is mouth-to-mouth with him, is indeed an unbelievable beauty , his only trace of worry disappeared in an instant, and then he even wished that this "look at each other" could last a little longer, um, preferably an hour.My heart is not greedy.

As if sensing the malicious intentions of an increasingly wretched pervert, the girl named Xiao Wen suddenly stepped back, and just as Brother Xiao Sa was disappointed, he was about to smack his lips to taste the fragrance left on his lips At that moment, a white jade-like palm with the sound of wind suddenly slapped someone's purple face.

"I'll wipe it~ Seriously?"

If Brother Xiao Sa was like ten days ago, he would have only received such a slap.And still being slapped around a few times by this slap, I couldn't find the kind that was bleeding from the corners of the mouth and nose.

But it is a pity that this beautiful girl named Xiaowen obviously met Brother Xiaosa a little too late, so her slap with the wrath of the thunder, which will never fail, was finally caught by a slap It's not too big, but the absolutely strong rough hands hold it firmly.

If this is the case, then Xiaowen will definitely yell "Let go", and then immediately use the almost self-taught move "Extreme Foot", kicking fiercely on the Achilles heel of a screaming "ugly monster" .But she slapped her hand too hard just now, when her hand was caught by the volley within [-] seconds, the whole person also involuntarily staggered to the left due to inertia...

Brother Xiaosha found himself facing a very difficult choice. He stepped forward to hug a certain crush who was about to fall, er, how about enjoying the feeling of a warm fragrance in his arms?Or just let her go and let her fall to the ground, maybe she will be gone... Ahem, I am a good person!How could a big beauty be allowed to fall?

So, in the blink of an eye, Brother Xiao Sa, a good man, took a big step, and directly hugged a soft girl who was screaming with her beautiful eyes closed, and was about to fall on the cobbled floor, into her arms.

Well, he could swear, he didn't notice that his hands were right on some tower called "chest."Even out of curiosity, why is the thing in my hand so soft and tight.

"Ah, look at the dead pervert~"

A certain girl, who was belatedly aware of it, finally woke up from her thoughts. She was standing at an angle where she could clearly see the movements of a "good guy"'s hands.So, she didn't dare to think anymore, she raised her bag with both hands and faced it, and slammed the head of Brother Xiao Sa who was thinking about a philosophical question.

"If I hadn't thought about the philosophical question of why girls are so sweet, or if I hadn't been so sympathetic, I certainly wouldn't have been nearly disfigured by a silly girl's hidden weapon~!" This was many years later, The soliloquy of a good man who has become famous all over the world.

"Damn~" When the bag suddenly appeared on the forehead of someone who couldn't and couldn't hide with the sound of the wind, Brother Xiaosa finally woke up.He screamed and was about to dodge immediately, but he remembered the beautiful girl who was still lying in his arms. If he hid, the girl would definitely be hurt.So he had no choice but to lower his head cruelly, blocking the disaster for the girl in his arms.Ren Li unexpectedly hit a heavy bag of unknown brand on the top of his head.

After a muffled "bang", the bag fell to the ground along someone's shoulder, and the smashed person pitifully touched his scalp with his hands, and then took a look in front of his eyes: "Blood? "

Brother Xiaosa is actually very ruthless about why he has to be so strong, why he doesn't get dizzy or doesn't know how to act, because he didn't faint like the hero set in the "vomiting drama".Not to mention staring at her affectionately, she stood up from her arms, looked at her sister a little nervously at this moment, and said, "You are so beautiful!"

"I want to say that this is a misunderstanding, do you believe it?"

Brother Xiao Sa rubbed his fingers, and said calmly to the onlookers who had already surrounded him, especially the girl named Xiao Wen who had no injuries at all: "I admit that I am indeed looking at beautiful women, but it doesn't seem to be true. breaking the law?"

"You..." Xiaowen blushed a little and was a little anxious. You took away my first kiss, yet you are still so calm?What an unforgivable super bastard!

"Xiao, this is the real hooligan~" The onlookers, especially many of them who were also idle and bored, came to see the beauties "fellow people" couldn't help but feel like they met an idol. have?

"Seeing that you blame yourself so much, I will be more magnanimous and stop pursuing your friend's attack." Brother Xiaosa waved his hand lightly, and the blood stains on his hand fell directly on the ground: "Okay, please let me go , I have something else to do." After saying that, he turned around and walked towards the pedestrian street, and none of the onlookers jumped out actively, and they all cooperated to get out of the way.

"You didn't stop me?" After walking tens of meters, Brother Xiao Sa couldn't help but feel surprised. He originally thought that the two girls would jump out again and make a scene, after all, kiss!This is no ordinary thing.Well, since you're not making trouble anymore, I'll finish the task quickly, and then go back to sleep!Brother Xiaosa made up his mind.

The pedestrian street is not long. After all, it is just a pedestrian street belonging to the county seat. Of course, it cannot be compared with Wangfujing and Chunxi Road.So, he walked a few more steps, seeing that he was no less than [-] meters away from the gate, and then stopped at the gate of a noble bird specialty store.

Brother Xiao Sa didn't start performing right away. After all, this is a place for business. If he speaks nonsense, he might cause trouble. So he planned to go in and have a chat with the boss to get his consent.

So, he straightened his clothes and walked into the specialty store so briskly...

"Xiaowen, why don't you just let him go?" Just after a good man left for less than 30 seconds, a beautiful woman who was a master of concealed weapons came to her senses from her fear and hurried to her girlfriend and said anxiously: " That bastard is dear..."

"Okay, don't talk about it." Xiao Wen pinched her pink fist and stopped her friend's yelling in embarrassment and anger. Didn't you see that there were so many "wolves" beside her?Then a look of mixed hatred and curiosity flashed in her eyes, and she pointed at someone's easily recognizable back: "Let's follow and see what that big pervert is trying to do, he's even carrying a guitar on his back." I'm about to start...

"Did you suffer from an occupational disease?" The hidden beauty grabbed her hand, trying to hold her.But it's a pity that his strength is a little weak, even if he yells, he is still led into the pedestrian street step by step.

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