Entertainment Achiever System

A wonderful performance will naturally have enthusiastic applause.

At this moment, when Brother Xiaosa bowed to "thank you", everyone in the restaurant clapped their hands vigorously at the same time, and the gringos even left behind their status as executives, even if they are in their 40s , but they still whistled harshly passionately.

Nima, it's no wonder that the various activities of foreigners seem to be more fanatical than those in China!There are only less than 150 people here now, but because there are dozens more foreigners, the atmosphere is instantly elevated. They are not afraid of losing face at all. Anyway, as long as they get excited, they will not hesitate to run wild!

Brother Xiaosa smiled and watched everyone's warm applause, and also received thumbs up from foreigners, and nodded to some enthusiastic people from time to time.

After nearly half a minute, everyone's enthusiasm finally dissipated, and someone just said: "Next, we need a table with at least 10 long cylindrical glasses that are clean inside and out. , is anyone willing to lend a hand?"

These are all trivial matters. As soon as he finished speaking, two burly white men worked together to lift a solid wooden dining table and put it in the center of everyone, and then a waiter in the restaurant quickly brought a plate of glass Cups came out and placed one by one on the edge of the dining table.

Well, at this moment, the hotel's chef, manager, waiter, everyone rushed over after hearing the news, even the cleaning lady came.

Brother Xiaosa stood by the table, stretched out his arms to test the width of the table, and then said with satisfaction: "You can take a look, I will not touch the table or the cup, I will blow the wind with my fist." Push the glass off the table."

"This is too difficult, the cup is so heavy, how could he do it?"

"Tang is a warrior. His fists are very powerful and his explosive power is very strong. I believe he can complete the performance!"

"God, is Chinese Kung Fu really that good? I want to learn it!"

……

The foreigners were very nervous, but the Chinese were very calm, because many people present had seen or heard of Brother Xiaosa's similar performances, and they all believed that he could do it.

"Pay attention, something exciting is coming!"

Brother Xiaosa took a step back, and after he finished speaking, he roared "Ah", and rushed towards a glass on the table with a "hoo" with his sand bowl-sized fist.

"bump"

It's impossible to describe how fast the punch was, and I don't know if his fist touched the cup. Anyway, when everyone realized it, they had seen the cup fall on the floor with a soft sound.

"My God, did you see his fist?" a white man yelled. "I didn't see it at all, and I don't know if his fist touched the glass. Do you?"

"I didn't see it either! It's too fast."

"Oh, I can't believe it. If I got punched by him, I think even a bison would be hurt!"

……

The foreigners were all struggling to see where the fist landed, and John, who was holding the cannon camera, touched it on the camera until he yelled: "I can guarantee that he didn't touch it. The glass, because I slowed it down by 32 times, it can be clearly seen that his fist is still some distance away from the glass, everyone can take a look!"

"Oh my god, it takes 32 times slow to see clearly?"

"It's unbelievable, his explosive power is really too powerful, how can this be done?"

Now, not only the foreigners are extremely shocked, but even the Chinese find it unacceptable, slow down 32 times!What is this concept?This is the playback speed that can barely see how many times the ** bee flaps its wings in one second!

"Everyone, don't get too excited. In fact, at 16x slow-motion speed, we can also see it, but it's not very clear!"

John was calm about everyone's shock, because he knew that the boxing speed of the world's boxing champions was not slow. Relatively speaking, Brother Xiaosa's explosive power was nothing to be surprised about.

Well now, after everyone saw the slow motion of the camera, everyone stopped yelling that it was impossible, but just looked at someone expectantly, wondering if he could get all the cups in this row without making mistakes. go down.

Of course, the relaxed Brother Chisa would not disappoint everyone. He quickly knocked down all the remaining 9 cups on the carpet, and then spread his hands, laughing and enjoying everyone's heartfelt applause and cheers.

"Okay, everyone can take out the pound!" Brother Xiaosa said with a smile: "I'm going to perform ventriloquist soon, if everyone leaves, how can I ask you for money?"

"Hey buddy, I don't have pounds, can I use dollars?" John asked with a smile.

"I have euros, do you accept them?" Frenchy Al was also joking.

……

Brother Xiaosha shook his head and said, "How about this, 100 pounds = 1500 RMB, each of you should pay me 1500."

Foreign exchange is not used in China at all, and foreigners basically do not have the habit of carrying large amounts of cash, so how can someone insist on accepting pounds and dollars?

Sure enough, his words made the foreigners laugh one after another, and the replies to him were "no problem".

Of course, foreigners think it is normal, but in the eyes of other domestic onlookers present, it is not normal.

"This Tang Xiaosa is too dark-hearted, isn't he? How dare he charge 1500 for three shows? Not for half an hour!"

"Nimma, this is a talented person! You can easily earn tens of thousands of dollars by showing off your skills casually, and it's still foreigners' money. It's really awesome! It's worthy of being an all-round star ah!"

"Oh, my half-year salary is less than half an hour. Why is there such a big gap? Why can't I know anything?"

……

There are those who say that a certain person has a dark heart, others who admire and envy, and even those who are jealous and hateful. It can be said that there is another news about Brother Xiaosha at this moment.

However, Brother Xiaosa didn't care what others thought, he pointed to his mouth, and then raised his finger: "1,2,3, [-], [-]... da da da..."

Under the watchful eyes of everyone, a beautiful and classic saxophone "Going Home" played leisurely, and even in order to prove that he did not cheat by playing means, someone took the initiative to walk around each camera.

Everyone's startled mouth opened wide, which can completely prove that Brother Xiaosa is indeed playing for everyone with his mouth, and he didn't cheat at all by using a player to accompany him.

Every turning point, every variation, Brother Xiao Sa did it with ease, tactfully and freely, without any effort at all, or out of tune caused by inaccurate pronunciation.

In a word, when hearing his saxophone performance, anyone who knows how to play can’t help but feel that he is facing the illusion of a master instrumentalist, as if he is enjoying the baptism of classic music in a concert hall, so quiet, so Thoughts are flying.

When the last piece of music ended, everyone applauded violently. They threw the cameras on the table, and all gave their warmest applause to Brother Xiaosa who was smiling and bowing.

At this moment, no one cheered or whistled. The foreigners seemed to be more reserved, and they just clapped their hands in a very graceful manner.

Brother Xiaosa smiled charmingly, and he deserved it, but his eyes were always on the door, for fear that these foreigners would not pay for what they said, and they would run away while he was not paying attention.

Uh, there is no way, he is a pauper now!All the expenses were paid by Gao Yan in advance!Can you not care about these tens of thousands of dollars?

"Come on boy, you deserve it!"

When the applause gradually subsided, the old white man who had lent his mobile phone to Brother Xiaosa just now walked over, holding a few dark green banknotes in his hand, handed them to Brother Xiaosa, and said with a smile: "This is 500 dollars, Thank you for a great show and a great morning."

"Thank you! May happiness be with you always!"

Brother Xiaosa took it without the slightest politeness, because he remembered a magazine saying that Americans seem to have the habit of tipping. Although this amount of money is a lot for the working class in China, it is at least hundreds of thousands for these people. Foreign executives in US dollars are nothing.

"Hehe, you should stand in Vienna. I believe in your strength. You are no worse than any musical instrument player!" (Room 8, maybe we can talk about cooperation!"

Brother Xiaosa was about to ask about the cooperation, but someone later came up to pay, so he had to write down (room 8, and the joyful money collection activity started.

"Dude, you should go to America, I promise you'll be a big Hollywood star in no time!""

"Boy, have you ever thought about joining a major entertainment company? I have a little connection with a major Hollywood company, and maybe I can recommend you to give it a try!"

"Dude, you are really good. Where did you learn Kung Fu? I want my son to come to China to learn Chinese Kung Fu!"

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For every foreigner who pays money, they will have a chat with Brother Xiaosa, some sincerely admire him, some want to recommend themselves to work him in Hollywood (I don’t know if it’s true or not), and some ask where he learned his skills... Anyway, everyone is not straightforward and pays very slowly.

However, Brother Xiaosa was very happy, because in just a short while, he already had foreign currencies such as British pounds, US dollars, Euros, Swiss francs, and Australian dollars. Although he didn't know if it was true, it didn't matter. The money is all unexpected gains, and he doesn't care much.

Finally it was Yankee John's turn, he still carried the camera, walked up to Brother Xiao Sa, first gave him a close-up, and then exaggeratedly said: "Hey buddy, I promise you to send it, because I will post this one The video is uploaded to my youtu**e and then I tell all my friends and co-workers to watch it, you know what that means? Aha, you're going to be famous in America, I promise!"

Brother Xiaosa smiled: "Really? It seems that this site also has all my videos! Then why am I not famous?"

John shook his finger: "That's because you didn't speak English. Not every American can barely understand Chinese like me. They don't even watch Chinese videos at all. Of course you won't be famous."

"Is that so?"

Brother Xiao Sa became dubious, because this statement seems to be a bit possible! (To be continued.)