Entertainment Achiever System

Brother Xiaosa was thinking, could it be that the reason why his videos couldn't be as popular on youtu**e as on Tudou is really because he didn't use English for dialogue?

However, why do Chinese people have no problem watching foreign language movies?Even watching foreign movies by myself is acceptable!As long as it looks good, isn't it all right?

He doesn't need to worry about some problems for the time being, and no matter how much he thinks about it, it will only increase his troubles. Therefore, Brother Xiao Sa asked suspiciously: "You said that I am famous, and I rely on you alone?"

"how is this possible?"

John said confidently: "I am a veteran user of youtu**e, I have thousands of subscribers, and my friends, colleagues, and classmates add up to at least tens of thousands. With such With the joint promotion and publicity of many people, I can almost guarantee that within a week at most, you will become a hot topic among young people in the United States, and in half a month at most, you may even be interviewed by famous American reporters."

Your sister, you speak better than you sing!

Brother Xiaosa can't believe this is true. After all, the United States has already started to play video sharing, just like youtu**e. There are countless videos on it, but how many people really become famous through videos?

So, he just smiled, "Well, I hope you can reach this point sooner, and I also hope that American reporters will come to interview me sooner."

After speaking, he was ready to ask for money, but John, the Yankee, said in a low voice: "Don, I have to discuss something with you, which is also about your promotion. I hope you can agree."

As the saying goes, if you have nothing to do, you can either kill or steal.

At this moment, when someone heard the words of John, the Yankee, he immediately took a step back subconsciously, and then said cautiously: "If you have anything to say, just say it, don't talk about it for the sake of my promotion."

John put down the camera embarrassingly, and seemed to think for a while before saying, "If I say, I want to use your videos to make money, do you believe it?"

"Make money? My videos?"

Brother Xiaosa was startled at first, and almost grabbed the Yankee by the collar, but when he wanted to make a move, he held back, just frowned and said: "You are not the boss of the station, nor is the advertising fee." Yours, how do you make money?"

"Don't worry about how I make money, I just want your video license."

John wasn't nervous at all. With his big belly, he said very calmly: "I'm going to re-edit all your wonderful videos before today and add English subtitles. This is a huge expense, and The workload is also huge, if I don’t get any benefits, I definitely won’t do it.”

Fuck, how do you exchange free videos for money?This bastard seems to be very sure!

Brother Xiaosa was puzzled and turned his head. A video uploader, it seems that apart from advertisements, he doesn't receive a penny at all, right?So, how does this Yankee make money?

Well, in fact, it doesn't matter if he has money or not, because these videos are not worth a penny at all, and they have expired long ago.

If these "waste" can really be recycled and spread across the United States in one fell swoop, that will be the real top priority!

Think about the seniors of Xiangjiang, they really paid a lot in order to set foot in the American entertainment industry and become acquainted in Hollywood!

As for him, if he can really be famous in the United States for a week and in the United States for eight months, as John the Yankee said, then it is equivalent to becoming famous all over the world, is there any?

That's right, once you become popular in the United States, then congratulations, you can also be worthy of the title of an international superstar.

Why?Fuck, is there even a need to ask?Who said that the United States is the entertainment center of the world?Who told the whole world to look at Yankee's face?Other people's superstars are world superstars, global superstars, your superstar?At best, he is an Asian king.

So, almost in an instant, Brother Xiaosha made up his mind, nodded slightly and said: "Before agreeing to your request, I must make a request that cannot be violated, otherwise, you will not be able to continue to use my video for any profit-making behavior."

"Wait, I'm going to take a picture of this episode. With the video file, this is equivalent to a formal authorization!"

John quickly picked up the camera again, then pointed the camera at Brother Xiaosha and said, "No problem, just talk about it!"

Taking a breath, someone formally said to the camera: "From today, you can edit and process my previous videos or use them in any other way, but you must abide by one rule, that is, you cannot use any Modify your tactics and do something that violates the law and smears me, once such incidents happen, you will automatically lose the right to continue using these videos."

"No problem, I can accept it!" John shouted loudly.

After he finished yelling, he immediately put down the camera, then stretched out his right hand and held Brother Xiaosa tightly, and said with some excitement: "Tang, you will soon find out that it is absolutely necessary to leave your video to me for processing." The most insightful cooperation in your life, because you will soon become famous all over the United States, and then affect the whole world, and you will soon become the veritable No. [-] idol in China, cheers man!"

Fuck, are you Yankees really confident?Or conceited?Every now and then, it affects the entire United States and the whole world. Do you really think that world superstars are just talking for fun?

Brother Xiaosa shook his head speechlessly, withdrew his palms, and said with a smile, "Tell me about your promotion plan! Let me see if there are any loopholes."

As the saying goes, one person counts the short and the other counts the long. He believes that with his own help, the promotion plan will definitely be much better.

However, John, the Yankee, smiled and shook his head and said, "No, my method is definitely fine, and your video quality is also completely fine. Under such conditions, I don't believe it will fail at all, and you don't have to." Fear of failing."

Nima, don't be so conceited that you will die?

Brother Xiao Sa is really depressed. Could it be that these Yankees are all so confident?What a cooperation!

"Okay, I'm leaving first!" John was about to leave with the camera in hand, but Brother Xiaosha grabbed his clothes and said, "Dude, you haven't paid the 100 pounds yet? You won't renege on it, will you?"

John patted himself on the forehead and said, "Man, you are really stingy, I know you again."

After taking a few dark green Franklins from him, Brother Xiaosa laughed and said, "How can I be stingy? You use my video, and I don't ask for any share. If you are stingy, then I will share. "

The Yankee gave him a middle finger, and then ran away quickly with the camera in hand.

"Your sister, videos can actually make private money? How do you make money?"

Brother Xiao Sa was thinking about something, he turned his head around habitually, and then he was dumbfounded.

He has only kissed Zhang Shaohan since he was so old, and it was more than two months ago.Then, when he was sleeping in the hotel at most, because he had the best dream at night, he kissed the wall with his mouth and gnawed a mouthful of sand and lime.

It can be said that he is still very jerky.

But now, when he is hugged by a tall white woman with a pair of volleyballs and a majestic chest that can almost suffocate a man, and her lips are blocked by a soft slippery lip, a soft The slippery tongue even stuck into his mouth, and when he was wanton sex, he was dumbfounded.

Really stupid, so stupid that I forgot to resist.

Because a certain person really never expected that he would be attacked by a woman one day!And the woman who counterattacked him turned out to be a white man who was ashamed of a 1D girl.

Although the feeling of kissing is very good, although it is very comfortable to be pressed against the breasts of the big yanma, he wants to pinch this pair of babies to test the authenticity, although his swing stick has recovered and become Steel Pipe……

However, he gritted his teeth and pushed away the big wild horse that was hitting his ass, and took a step back and said solemnly: "Ma'am, please respect yourself!"

Big Yangma glanced at someone's well-developed chest muscles, then moved his gaze down to his slightly pushed back crotch, and smiled lightly: "Honey, can we talk?"

Brother Xiao Sa stuffed a few dollar bills into his trouser pocket, and then said to her: "Sorry ma'am, I prefer young and beautiful ones, those wrinkles at the corners of your eyes have already touched you deeply!"

After speaking, he didn't dare to stay any longer, and immediately turned around and left the messy restaurant.

"You actually said I was old, you damn bastard!" Dayang Ma slapped the table angrily, gnashing his teeth and said, "Aren't you also sparked by my figure? You are all bastards!"

Dayang Ma rushed out of the restaurant angrily, and after a long time, the hotel staff woke up.

"Damn it, brother Xiaosa was kissed by that foreign girl just now!"

Everyone "boomed", everyone screamed in disbelief, especially the young and beautiful waitresses, everyone felt heartbroken all over the place.

Brother Xiaosa is such a handsome guy, such a talented star!He was actually kissed by a big cow?God, why not me?

But men should be more realistic, Brother Xiao Sa is a big star!Not only was he kissed, but the one who kissed him was also a big blond horse with impressive breasts, and he was not bad in appearance, darling, if such a video is posted on the Internet, it will attract attention!

What if it was sold to a major newspaper or a TV station? ? ? ?

"Did any of you shoot the video? It can be sold for money!" A man with a quick mind asked loudly.

But it's a pity that his question only got everyone's head shaking, because I just took a video of Brother Xiaosa's performance, not only the memory was used up, but the battery was almost dead, thinking that the scene behind Brother Xiaosa collecting money was all there, so everyone I didn't continue to shoot, and as a result, the good opportunity was missed.

"Damn it, the lace news that Chinese people like to watch the most is so missed, let me die!"

At the moment, several men are eager to find a few pieces of tofu and kill them. (To be continued.)