Entertainment Achiever System

"We ordinary people, today I am so happy..."

Humming a song, holding a handful of colorful foreign exchange in his hand, Brother Xiao Sa returned to his room refreshed.

After closing the door, he moved around randomly, then screamed strangely and threw himself down, laughing loudly and started counting the money.

Although this amount of money is not much, at best it is a total value of 10 RMB, but who is it that is all foreign exchange?

Didn't someone say that?

Earning money from the Chinese people is not called Ben!If you have the ability, you can earn money from foreigners!

And now, someone can look excited about such a small amount of money, precisely because he has earned foreign exchange for the first time in his life.

Haha, bro, should he be considered a bullshit now, right?Living in a hotel and eating breakfast was almost a matter of convenience, and I earned almost 10 yuan in foreign exchange. If this is not considered a fork, then who can be considered a fork?

Brother Xiao Sa complacently sorted all the banknotes, and then began to count the money.He had already decided that he would not use the money, after all, it was his first foreign exchange earned!Why don't you leave a souvenir!

Don’t tell me, these foreigners are basically not stingy. When they were happy to watch, almost everyone gave a proper reward, some directly gave 500 US dollars, and some of them gave around 0 US dollars. .

In this way, on average, nearly 40 foreigners directly contributed about 11 Ruanmei coins to Brother Xiaosa, which can be regarded as a high-priced performance.

You know, the ticket price for the Vienna New Year's Concert is only a few hundred euros on average, but it was hyped up by countless symphony lovers all over the world. Otherwise, how could the ticket price be so high?

Moreover, the time of the concert in Vienna is several hours long!

And brother chic?He is awesome enough. He only performed for less than 30 minutes (the real performance time), but he asked for a ticket equivalent to 300 US dollars. This is the most expensive performance ticket in history. No wonder other domestic audiences scolded him for being black-hearted!

In fact, they didn't know that someone was still sighing secretly!Because he is looking at the fact that people in the country are generally not rich, so he didn't charge money from everyone!

After being happy for a while, Brother Xiaosa collected all the money, and then he sat by the bed and said, "System, I have everything ready now, let's start the official recording!"

This time is not bad, the winner system did not continue to babble, it quickly absorbed someone's consciousness into the system space.

So the next moment, Brother Xiao Sa directly appeared in the recording studio where he visited once two months ago.

"Don't you have to use your own mouth to accompany you? Then start!"

The strong man of the system sat on the working stage outside the recording room, and shouted into Brother Xiaosa's ear with his earphones.

"Okay, let's try "We Are All the Same" first! I decided that this song will be accompanied by guitar + piano, and then add a few chords. It should be quite nice."

Brother Xiao Sa obviously had already prepared for it, so at this moment, he directly gave a relatively easy song to try.

The strong man in the system nodded indifferently and said: "Everything is up to you. This system is only responsible for quality. If you don't achieve excellence, you don't want to pass the test easily!"

"**, don't play that super difficult game again!"

Brother Xiao Sa was still a little excited at first, but now the temperature has cooled down quickly, because he has been punished by the broken system once, and the number of times is too much to look back on!

"One of the advantages that a successful person must have is excellence!"

The strong man in the system didn't seem to see someone's bitter face, and said bluntly: "This is your debut album. Although every song included is a classic in itself, if your recording appears problem, then the classic level of the song will be greatly reduced.”

After a pause, the strong man in the system continued to say with a blank face: "So, you must be prepared to repeat every song, and at least dozens of times, this is the pursuit of perfection!"

Nima!Do you repeat each song dozens of times on average?And at least?

Brother Xiao Sa almost fell down. If he really did this, wouldn't it take him nearly a day to complete each song?

You must know that recording a song does not start immediately after calling out to start over. The singer still needs to spend time making various adjustments and summarizing. Usually, he has to rest for a few minutes before continuing to record!

Brother Xiaosa said with some fear: "Brother, I don't want to make up the ventriloquist soundtrack, let me play it and then synthesize it!"

Your sister, I don’t know how many times you will be ng just for singing and recording. If you get ng consecutively during the ventriloquist accompaniment, it will take almost 2 and a half days for that song!This is too difficult.

"It's impossible, every successful person must keep his promise!"

The system ruthlessly shattered someone's wishful fantasy, and waved his hand domineeringly: "Okay, player, you have talked too much nonsense, now it's officially started!"

Brother Xiaosa: "..."

--split line--

Just when someone was struggling to officially start recording the record, the United States, tens of thousands of kilometers away from him, began to happen at this moment, a viral outbreak and spread at a very fast speed.

And this explosive and spreading thing is: Tang Xiaosa's performance video from China.

In the subconscious of people, there is the idea of ​​wanting to do something that attracts the attention of others. The Chinese call it the limelight, while foreigners call it the desire to express.

When you were a child, you got a new toy, and you would want to arouse the surprise and envy of your friends;

When you grow up, you buy new clothes, and you want to attract compliments and attention from people around you;

In the same way, when you see a good movie or hear a beautiful song, you will take the initiative to promote it, just to get the affirmation and followers of your friends.

Although the video of "Future World King Tang, Incredible Performance" is short, although it is not a movie, although the leading actor is an oriental, it doesn't matter, because its content is novel enough to shock people.

If you think the levitation magic is not novel enough, what about double levitation plus super spin?

If you think that knocking down a glass with the wind of a fist is just an accident, then, how about he knocking down a whole row smoothly?

The same is true for ventriloquism. Many Americans in ****ox have experienced it by accident, but have they ever seen a saxophone imitation, and it is super perfect?

It can be said that everyone who clicked on this video was a little disapproving at the beginning, just like James, and even wanted to turn it off directly, but as long as they watched a short section, it’s good, and if they left it before watching it, then Really not many.

Yes, as long as everyone starts watching, they will definitely watch it all while screaming and excited.

Of course, good things should be shared together, especially the joy and happiness that don’t cost money.

In this regard, Americans and Chinese are obviously similar. Everyone wants to inform their relatives and friends so that they can share this feeling of being shocked.

The most important thing is that there is no charge for watching this video!Just find a computer and connect to it to enjoy it. How nice is that?It’s just fun and saves money!

Therefore, among those who watched the video, at least half of them took the initiative to use instant messaging such as msn and qicq to send exciting messages and links to all their online friends, and strongly recommend everyone to watch it.

"Susan, this is a wonderful video, if you don't watch it, you will regret it!"

"David, this is a godlike show, especially with your favorite kung fu show, it's so cool! Come on man."

"Andre, you can throw away your saxophone, because this guy can play better than you without using an instrument. If you don't believe me, just watch this video! It will definitely make you dumbfounded."

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No one got a penny of promotion fees, and no one felt that they had been tricked. All of them were spontaneously, excitedly, and wantonly spreading a video about the miraculous oriental people.

Msn, Facebook, Yahoo Forums, America Online... wherever there are people, there are people who leave messages, and the more people there are, the more relevant messages and comments there are.

Americans generally have a strong desire to express themselves, and they are always happy to attract everyone's attention, because they believe that other people's attention is a way to show their sense of presence.

So it is conceivable that when these young people with a strong desire to express, after seeing such a magical and amazing video, it would be impossible for them not to take the initiative to promote it.

Washington time on August 06, 8 at 26:21. This was a very ordinary time period. It was not a major festival, and there were no important events or award ceremonies to pay attention to. This was just a boring night for ordinary Chinese people.

However, due to the collective response of young people, an online video has quietly entered the sight of more and more Americans.

Even if this is a video starring a non-Caucasian, but a handsome Chinese guy xiaosa.

"My God! Has he begun his invasion of America?"

As the photographer, disseminator and owner of this video, Fat Yankee John has never turned away from the computer.

At the beginning, every time the video added a click and a comment, John would happily wave his fist and even laugh aloud. However, when he started to add hundreds of clicks and several comments every time he refreshed, he gradually After calming down, he just tried his best to suppress the joy of success, hoping to completely explode at a certain critical moment.

He didn't refresh the page anymore, but continued to advertise on the Internet for promotion skillfully, pasting, posting, pasting, posting... After more than half an hour of this, he finally couldn't bear the longing in his heart anymore, Trembling, he clicked to refresh the page.

Then, I saw him covering his heart, his eyes turned into bull's eyes and he gasped quickly, and he couldn't help shouting "God, has he started to capture the United States?" All this was because of the playback on the computer The number of times has been changed to: 411158 times. (To be continued.)