Entertainment Achiever System

Chapter 24: Super Parody

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"If this fails, then brother has no choice but to admit it!"

Brother Xiaosa with a calm face said this to himself before starting the "magical" performance.But from his eyes, he couldn't see the slightest worry that the mission might fail.Because he believes that no matter who it is, as long as they see the performance that they are about to start, they will definitely feel shocked.

"Cheng Cheng..."

The prelude played by the guitar passed through the speakers and clearly reached the ears of most of the audience at the scene, which was indeed much stronger than before.Then, in just three seconds, the tone from the guitar became louder and faster, and gradually became a tune... By this time, most of the people at the scene, even those standing in front of the store The skinny owner of the specialty store also blurted out: "Is it Liu Dehua's "Lone Star Tears"?"

That's right, this piece of performance is indeed "Tears of the Lone Star". As soon as the familiar prelude comes out, everyone can't help but feel a sense of refreshment of "I guessed it right".But at the same time, I couldn't help feeling puzzled: "Even if this seemingly unreliable "Young Singer"'s guitar skills are really good, how can he guarantee that we will be shocked? It's not Liu Dehua who sings in person."

At this time, Brother Xiaosha, who was showing off the guitar, couldn't help a smile in his heart. He moved his neck lightly, and then opened his mouth to sing when the guitar sound reached the densest and loudest:

I am the tear of a distant star

It has been hidden in you for tens of thousands of years

I see all your thoughts

let me warm your face

……

"Damn it, this is... Liu Dehua is here?" The audience who were standing on tiptoes suddenly shouted.

"I~yes, can't I, so awesome?" A yellow-haired young man who was a little absent-minded and was about to watch Brother Xiaosa's joke almost bit his own tongue, his eyes widened and he screamed in disbelief.

"Oh, I lost it, this is a super imitation!" The thin boss at the door of the store suddenly sighed with Cantonese swear words, and at the same time his eyes lit up, as if he saw a pile of gold mines.

"Oh my god, I love Liu Dehua the most. Is he here?" A fashionable girl who doesn't like to watch the excitement and is about to turn around and run away suddenly screamed and rushed towards the "wall of people".

……

Just sang two lines of lyrics, and the whole scene suddenly became chaotic.I saw exclamations and exclamations one after another suddenly sounded out of the originally quiet crowd, and some spectators who were still standing in a daze in front were almost knocked to the ground by the crowd behind who wanted to squeeze in.The whole scene was pure chaos.

Of course, just singing a song will not give people such a strong reaction, but if the person who sings is known as "the evergreen tree in the entertainment industry", "the immortal king", "where there are Chinese, there are his fans" ...Wait, what about the respected Liu Dehua?

That's right, what Brother Xiaosa is performing now is that he has been strengthened by the system and can be called a unique magical ability-super voice imitation.

In fact, it all started with a scene where Tang Xiaosa took a break during the systematic training.

At that time, Brother Xiao Sa's singing skills were about to be promoted to "first-class singer". It can be said that he has reached his bottleneck, and once he breaks through, he will enter another world.However, first-class is obviously not so easy to come by. He is busy with a routine singing training and is preparing to "hold a concert" again, but the system reminds him: "A truly successful person must have some things that are difficult for others to have." Ability, and you are just short of this one right now."

Brother Xiaosa is curious, what can I do with my advanced level?Isn't acting training started yet?

The system explained: "Your singing skills will definitely be very good in the future, and your musical instrument performance will definitely become stronger and stronger, but you still lack a sense of surprise for fans. This system decided to help you build it."

So Brother Xiaosa was "created" as a surprise, and this surprise is just a "imitation show" that is not very popular now, well, it is mainly to imitate the singing voice of other famous singers, not the body movement habits when singing .

To be honest, if it is an ordinary person, even if he has strong singing skills, it is very difficult to imitate another person, because everyone's vocal cords are different, and the timbre, sound quality and breath are very different.Even if they are singers of the same type, such as Zhang Xinzhe and Guang Liang, male singers who sing soft love songs, it will be difficult for them to imitate each other.

But this problem is not difficult for Brother Xiaosha who has a winner system, but too simple.Because his voice that has been modified by the system is simply a super bug. It doesn’t matter what kind of hoarse, soft, high-pitched or even alto, soprano, alto... etc., as long as he can sing and is willing to sing, he is so chic All of them can be imitated one by one.

If you don't look at the face, who would know that the beautiful female voice singing "Red Bean" like the original singer is not Wang Fei, but a muscular handsome brother with a height of about 185?

Ugh, it's kind of mean, but we have to forgive the occasional bitch mentality of an almost 19-year-old guy who hasn't had his first love yet.

Having said so many digressions, I just want to explain the origin of Brother Xiaosa's abnormal imitation ability, so let's turn our attention back to the scene!

quietly slipping on your face

From your red, soulful eye sockets

The kiss you had when parting was too sentimental

……

An excellent singer must be focused when singing, and a successful person must have this self-regulation ability.So, even if someone felt and saw all kinds of enthusiastic expressions caused by his performance, Brother Xiao Sa still didn't show any moved expression.He has been concentrating on playing and singing.

There are few Chinese who have not heard Hua Tsai's songs. Even the new generation born in the 90s who are crazy about Han and Han, they (they) have to admit that there is a kind of idol that is indeed a real idol, and this Andy Lau is definitely among them.

Even if his singing skills may be a little worse than "Zhang Geshen", but who said that he has too many excellent works?If you don't like "God's Will" and "Forget Love", you may also like "Afterlife" and "Today"... In a word, if everyone likes to imitate, then Hua Tsai must be the most imitated.

"This guy is amazing~" Xiaowen, who was flushed from being squeezed, suddenly sighed.

"If I hadn't looked at his face, and if I hadn't seen him singing with my own eyes, I wouldn't have believed it. It wasn't a disc." Her good friend was also uncomfortable, but her pretty face seemed very excited , this is a feeling of watching a concert, isn't it?

"Do you think he can become famous if he only imitates?" Xiaowen said suddenly: "If he performed on TV, it would definitely cause a sensation, right?"

"Unless he can imitate the voices of some other singers." A strange voice interrupted suddenly, and Xiaowen was almost frightened. She turned her head and saw that it was a young woman wearing glasses. Well, she was also squeezed now with.

She stared at Brother Xiaosha who was performing, and said quickly: "There are actually a lot of imitators on the coast now, and they all perform on stage in bars and nightclubs. So, if he wants to become famous only by imitation, he has to imitate more people." , and it must be at this level.”

"Maybe this guy really knows it?" Xiaowen and her friend looked at each other, remembering the words Brother Xiaosa said before the opening, "I guarantee you will shock and scream!~", so they Looking forward to the next performance.

Brother Xiao Sa didn't know these things. After he sang "Tears of the Lone Star", he coughed pretending to be uncomfortable, then put down the guitar amidst whistles and applause, clapped his hands and said with a smile: "Although this stage is very simple, There is no fancy equipment, but everyone's applause and cheers still make me feel very moved (the applause broke out again), and I can see a taste that makes me feel very uncomfortable from your faces (the scene is quiet and consternation), that is, my own voice is obviously not as popular as the voice of other singers I imitate ..."

Although Xiao Sa was laughing with everyone, he was really upset because his goal was definitely not to imitate others, so what if it would make him rise quickly?Once he is stereotyped as "imitation invincible", it will be difficult for him to get rid of this image.Therefore, he has made up his mind that after this time, he will never perform imitations in public again until he is really famous.As for after becoming famous, at that time he would only be considered versatile, even if he showed off, it would only increase his fame and talent, so why not?

But he obviously didn't expect that there are so many people in the scene, especially now that many people in this world have home dv players, and it just so happens that there are several of them facing him at this scene...

"This game is called the lucky one's right to choose." Brother Xiaosa still didn't forget that he was doing commercial performances for others for money.Therefore, when he saw that the audience was very excited and enthusiastic, he came up with a way to get the best of both worlds: "The rule of this game is that anyone who immediately enters the store to choose a product will have the opportunity to get a choice." song, and then I have the right to imitate the original singing..."

"Damn, is it true?" Everyone was shocked by this crazy proposal, but...

"Of course, I hope that everyone will choose some familiar and classic songs, instead of deliberately choosing uncommon ones to silence the scene just to embarrass me." Brother Xiaosa's reminder instantly lowered the heat, but it doesn't matter, there are always so many people present Want to verify his "quality".

So, everyone saw a young man running into the store right away, took a pair of shoes from the shoe rack display rack before the skinny boss could react, and then paid the bill quickly, carrying the shoes with him in less than 2 minutes. The shoes came to Brother Xiaosa who was still smiling——

"I like Chen Huixian's "Thousand Thousand Que Songs" the most, please come to me!" He said to Brother Xiaosa a little provocatively.

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