Entertainment Achiever System

ps: Looking for all kinds of tickets!

"Brother Yao, sincerely thank you for coming here to join us!"

Under everyone's watchful eyes, Brother Xiaosa walked up to this tall man with an unusually prominent figure in a few steps, and warmly extended his right hand to shake him. .

"This is the super center of the Houston Rockets named Yao, a fellow from China's Tang!" A NBA fan explained to his friends.

That's right, this giant who sits taller than many people standing is the No.1 of the Chinese men's basketball team, one of the strongest centers in nab, and a world-class center, China's Yao of the Rockets.

"You kid is really capable, and you have developed to the United States so quickly, and you have also received strong attention from all over the United States!"

Yao Ming's voice was a little hoarse, and his smile was a little stiff, but it could be seen that he was still very enthusiastic about Brother Xiaosa, because only people like him who had worked hard in the United States and were considered successful knew that a man of color It is really not easy for races, especially Chinese, to succeed in the United States. Otherwise, there are so many Chinese superstars in the cultural and sports circles. Why has only one kung fu superstar Bruce Lee been successful for so many years? , And is it considered a legend?

Therefore, he is basically very enthusiastic about people from the cultural and sports circles in China. Not to mention the problem of making connections, even if it is easy for him to meet a fellow in a foreign country who can be praised in the United States, it is worthy of support and Encourage it!

Therefore, as soon as Yao Ming heard that a Chinese star named Tang Xiaosa would hold a performance in Madison, he arranged for his agent to buy the tickets. It doesn't matter, take half a day to support the fellow villagers in China!How much can be regarded as a lot of people!

"Hehe, Brother Yao, I'm your fan! After the show is over, how about we have a drink together?"

Brother Xiao Sa sent out the invitation naturally, because he could also guess that Yao Ming was probably willing to join in the show, otherwise, he is a super game lover, and it is still during the preseason, so where would he have time to come to the party? Houston went to New York to watch the show?

Then, no matter what he thinks, he must admit his intentions, and thank you anyway!

"Hehe, I've already bought a plane ticket tonight. There's still a preseason game to play tomorrow afternoon. I really don't have time. I'm going back to China, or you can come to Houston to watch my game if you're free! Let's have a few drinks together!"

Come on, everyone is a busy person, Brother Xiao Sa didn't say any more, he could only nod his head and said: "Then Brother Yao, what musical instrument do you like? Just say one of them!"

"Let's play the piano! I think it's very good!"

"Piano, huh? Okay, so what instrument does your friend like?"

Brother Xiaosa nodded to Yao Ming, then retreated to the center of the court, and said loudly: "Do you still remember the theme song "my heart will go on" of the movie "Titanic"? I plan to cooperate with 5 instruments Come to perform it, and it’s pure ventriloquist, just now my fellow Houston Yao has chosen the piano, you..."

"Hey Don, I love the violin!"

Before Brother Xiaosa finished his introduction, a strong black man suddenly yelled loudly, and his voice was unusually clear. He quickly turned around and saw the "Warcraft" Howard sitting in the first row waving strongly to him He gestured, and shouted loudly: "Dude, you can't just take care of beauties and fellow villagers, that's not fair, come here, I want to discuss something with you!"

"Hahaha……"

The audience laughed, especially Yao Ming and Ivanka Trump, who were named by Howard, shook their heads helplessly.

Meeting Howard with such a funny big mouth, Brother Xiao Sa also shrugged speechlessly. He could only walk over and said as he walked, "Dude, I can guarantee that you have provoked Yao, and you will definitely be blown away by him!"

"Ha ha ha ha……"

The audience laughed even more, especially the director in charge of the scene. This guy is also very experienced, so he pointed the camera directly at Yao Ming. As a result, everyone saw Yao Ming raised his fist and said, "You are dead!" It's like ".

In this happy atmosphere, Howard also got the microphone handed over by the staff. He shook his big butt and snapped his fingers, humming and singing out of tune jazz, with a smile on his face The appearance of enjoying it really made all the audience laugh.

"Howard is really funny, do you understand what he is singing?"

"God knows what he's singing about, this guy is totally hilarious!"

The audience laughed unsteadily, Brother Xiaosa couldn't help laughing, and solemnly declared: "Hey buddy, this is my special show, you're trying to steal my limelight, you know?"

Howard was also excited, he squinted at someone, and continued to sing "hum-chi-hum-chi", as if the whole person had been intoxicated by the singing, and he saw him closing his eyes and swaying his huge body, shaking him The spectators on the left and right squeezed aside.

"Ha ha ha ha……"

The audience burst into laughter again, especially when they saw the embarrassed appearance of the two audience members jumping away from him.

"Dude, this is my special session!" Brother Xiao Sa tried to reason.

"@##￥￥!#￥￥"

"Hey, I said you should stop!" someone yelled.

"#※*(#..."

"Well, what exactly do you want?"

Amidst the audience's uproarious laughter, Brother Xiaosa had no choice but to retreat. He raised his hand in surrender and said, "Dwight, can you save me? This is my special show, I want to perform!"

Amidst the laughter of the audience, Howard finally recovered his seriousness. He patted the microphone and said, "Man, the quality of this microphone is not bad. I just checked it for you. Obviously, the microphone in the audience My friends were all moved by my wonderful singing."

"Pfft~"

Brother Xiaosa couldn't help but burst out laughing, I'll go!How dare you call yourself good just because of your bastard's superb singing voice?

The audience didn't have any surprises, they couldn't help covering their stomachs and burst out laughing. Many people even burst into tears. Even some celebrities forgot their so-called images, and they were all stumbling around without images.

And Howard didn't seem to be able to see everyone's laughter. Instead, he wiped his bald head complacently, grinning and shaking his head triumphantly.

"Dwight, do you know?" Brother Xiaosha said seriously: "Some people can make money by singing, but you almost kill people by singing!"

"oh shit"

Howard was depressed, but the audience laughed even more happily, and everyone couldn't stand up straight. Many people thought that China Tang was too funny, and Howard was also super funny. Everyone couldn't help wanting to see him burst out laughing.

"Okay, okay, you like the violin, right? No problem, I will satisfy you later!"

Brother Xiaosha was about to walk away, but Howard shouted: "Wait, Don, I want to fight you. You have insulted my art. I must teach you a lesson!"

"Sorry man, this isn't medieval!"

Under the strong attention of the audience, Brother Xiao Sa shrugged his shoulders easily, and said indifferently: "I refuse your invitation to a duel, and more importantly, you can't beat me!"

After speaking, he directly showed his well-developed biceps, and that kind of robustness immediately aroused screams and discussions from the audience:

"Tang knows Chinese Kung Fu. Although Howard is big, he really might not be able to beat him!"

"Not necessarily, Warcraft's physical fitness is very abnormal, and his hands and feet are longer than China Tang, and his strength is also very fierce. If there is a real fight, I think Howard might win."

"Impossible. Tang's strength and explosive power are super strong. Could it be possible for a monster to blow the glass away with its punch?"

……

"Oh shit!"

Howard yelled angrily: "Man, you have to try to know if you can fight well. Do you dare to compete with me?"

I'll go, I'm too lazy to waste time with you monster!Although beating you is like playing, but this does not conform to the taste of acting!This is not a boxing exhibition match.

Brother Xiaosa rolled his eyes speechlessly, and suddenly said with a smile: "How about this, I will make a movement, if you can do it, then I will give it a try, what do you think?"

"Whatever you want, I'll accompany you!" Warcraft waved his hand carelessly.

At this moment, the entire audience was excited, including celebrities such as Kobe, Marbury, and Paris Hilton. Everyone was guessing what action someone was going to do, and it could stump Howard, the monster. of!

"What action is Tang going to do?"

"I think it should be yoga! Tang's mechanical dance is so amazing, the yoga technique must be very good!"

"But if you perform yoga, Howard will not admit defeat! Because he really can't."

……

While everyone was guessing, Brother Xiaosa said a few words to the staff, and then he said with a smile: "This is a very simple movement, even a child can do it, Dwight, wait a minute Don't be unconvinced!"

"Come here, kid!" Howard was very nervous, but he never compromised.

Just kidding, how could he not be nervous to compete with China Tang, a guy with countless magical skills?Although this is similar to a joke, if you lose, it would be a bit embarrassing!

"Okay! The staff has gone to prepare the props, so now I will perform a magical little show for everyone!"

Of course Brother Xiao Sa couldn't make everyone wait in vain, that would be unreasonable, wouldn't it?Therefore, as soon as he flipped his hand, a complete deck of playing cards appeared in his palm.