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The audience applauded like thunder, which is a great compliment to the actors. .

However, the entire audience was dead silent, and even the audience was swallowing with difficulty, looking terrified. That was undoubtedly a rare and extreme compliment.

Yes, there was really only gasps in the Madison Arena at this time, no applause, no cheers, and no screams.

Everyone was staring wide-eyed and distracted, sitting in their seats in a daze (some of them were still standing), their eyes were a little confused, and they didn't know what they were thinking.

"I'll go, don't just let your mind wander! Let some applause and screams casually, brother can take this opportunity to see how the injury on the back of the hand is!"

On the court, the wrist of his right hand got into a tattered basketball. Brother Xiaosha, who was standing with his left hand clenched and smiling, twitched slightly, because he knew very well that the back of his right hand must have been injured, at least bleeding.

After all, he is not a martial arts master who has practiced black sand palms or iron sand palms. It is possible to blow up a basketball, but the force is mutual. His fist blows up the basketball, and naturally his fist cannot escape being injured by the rebound of the basketball!

Well, it's normal for the back of his hand to be injured. He has long been mentally prepared for this, as long as he doesn't hurt his finger bones, everything will be fine.

But the problem is, the audience is actually playing silent, neither applauding nor screaming, what can he do?Do you have to ask yourself again?

Your sister, don't you need to be so involved?

You are all playing distracted and silent, so I have to pretend to be a tough guy, at least get applause, then I will be ashamed to throw away the tattered basketball, and then I can take a look at the injury on my hand. Very hard!

After nearly 10 seconds of dead silence, as if feeling some bitter depression, a childish voice suddenly rang out: "Mum, is that uncle Superman?"

"Boom~"

Brother Xiaosa just found the person who made the sound, and was about to say with a smile, "Little devil, I am Superman!", but the audience finally made a deafening sound.

"Clap clap clap..."

"Ah ah ah ah ah ah ah……"

"You are Superman! Absolutely Superman!"

"Don, I love you! You are the strongest man in the world!"

"Dude, you f*ck should go to a boxing match, you're going to be the world champion! I promise!"

……

Applause, screams, hysterical yelling, and even the excited cries of girls, all burst out together at the moment irrepressible.

Most of the audience couldn't help roaring, even some stars and celebrities sitting in the first row on the edge of the court, they were still screaming and screaming, for example, Paris Hilton stepped on a chair exaggeratedly Shouted: "Don, I f*ck love you! You bastard is so f*cking strong! I'd love to have a baby for you!"

As for the male stars, the most conspicuous and craziest is undoubtedly the "little potato" Robinson who is short in stature but not small in reputation.

This guy is too short, he seems to be worried that Brother Xiaosa won't see him, he actually ran into the field like a monkey, and then ran to Brother Xiaosa who wanted to stop him in a few steps, and hugged him very quickly He picked up the broken basketball that was still hanging on Brother Xiaosa's wrist, and then pulled it hard, without even paying attention to Brother Xiaosa's screams, he just hugged the basketball in his arms and ran back, with a beaming look on his face.

"God, Don's hand hurt?"

Robinson hilariously took off the basketball, and the audience couldn't help laughing, feeling very funny.

However, when everyone looked at that person carefully, they suddenly discovered that the back of his hand was actually bright red, and it seemed to be still dripping blood.

Undoubtedly, this accident immediately stunned the audience, and everyone let out exclamations.

"It turns out that if you blow up the basketball, Tang will also be injured?"

At this moment, many viewers were suddenly no longer so shocked, because this scene clearly showed that China Tang was also an ordinary person with a mortal body. They are also ordinary people and carbon-based life forms, not aliens or devils as some people think.

"It's okay, it's just a small injury!"

Hearing the screams of the audience, Brother Xiaosa squeezed his injured fist very easily, as if it really didn't hurt at all.

Under everyone's admiring eyes, he put it on his back and said with a smile: "Just now a kid called me Superman, haha, I am very honored! Thank you for giving me such a powerful nickname , haha, remember to call me Superman Tang from now on!"

After finishing speaking, he blinked at the child. Everyone couldn't help laughing at this funny scene. The child also flung himself into his mother's arms shyly, as if being looked down upon by everyone. Sorry for the same.

"What a tough guy! How can you still be so calm after being injured?"

Amidst the laughter, some audience members sighed.

"It seems that Superman Tang sounds better than Chinese Tang, right? What do you think? This name may be spread by us!"

Two reporters joked with colleagues around them.

Everyone is relaxed and very happy.

Because I didn't talk about anything else tonight, just the few shows just now, all of them were exciting and shocking, at least the ticket price was worth it.

"It's really lucky! Fortunately, I grabbed the tickets in time, otherwise, if I missed such a wonderful live performance, I'm afraid I will regret it to death!"

This is what the audience is thinking. At the same time, they also despise those who are slow to start. Such a shocking performance, but they can only miss the opportunity. Heh, when the report comes out, they will definitely die of anger!

Brother Xiaosa didn't know what was going on in everyone's mind. When the voice subsided, he said seriously: "Dear guys, I have performed several shocking performances in a row. Next, I will bring you a little quiet and beautiful, but it will also be Let's make a shocking performance!"

He paused slightly while speaking, then smiled and said: "Please enjoy the unique light music "My Heart Is Eternal". This is performed by me completely imitating 5 musical instruments with my mouth. I hope everyone will like it!"

"Clap clap clap..."

The audience applauded enthusiastically, and sat upright one by one, almost like watching a symphony concert. Most of them even turned off their cameras and mobile phones, for fear of disturbing the atmosphere in the venue.

Nima, these Americans really know how to respect artists!

Brother Xiaosa saw everyone's performance in his eyes. He found that even the reporters had turned off their cameras and just put pens in their notebooks to prepare sketches. They were completely different from some Asian audiences in the venue. Point-and-shoot cameras ready to take pictures.

Of course, the reason why there is such a big difference is that the living standards of European and American audiences who come here today are pretty good. Call and wait.

Well, in short, it is a matter of experience!In China and even in Asia, how many people have the conditions to go to classical music concerts?

Therefore, Brother Xiaosa didn't say much, he took a deep breath and gently closed his eyes, and then, something happened that made the audience almost scream.

"Hey..." A soothing and sad classic tune that many people are familiar with suddenly floated out, and many viewers could hear it. This is the tune of the Oscar golden song "My Heart Will Go On".

But the problem is that the musical instruments used in this song are not any musical instruments they are familiar with, let alone the original bagpipes and tin whistles, but it seems to be made by a very mournful unknown musical instrument.

Some viewers blinked their eyes and felt their noses sour: "What kind of instrument is this? Why is the tone so bleak? It makes me sadder than the sound of the cello!"

"The performance is awesome, even more sad than the original accompaniment, I have a feeling that I want to cry!"

There are also some viewers with low tear points rubbing their eyes, feeling that the corners of their eyes are wet.

……

Brother Xiaosa, who closed his eyes and imitated affectionately, did not realize that the erhu solo he used first actually acted as a tear gas bomb, which not only aroused the curiosity of many people, but also made many people's eyes blurred with tears. I was moved by the sad erhu tune.

However, to everyone's luck and surprise, the erhu piece was only about 1 minute long, and then the piece changed to the sound of the saxophone, which was still a short section, then the violin piece, the piano piece, and finally the sound of the saxophone. Another kind of sound that they don't know what kind of instrument it is, it's a bit like a piano, but the difference is very big, in short, it's also very pleasant and very fresh.

"Clap clap clap clap..."

A song "My Heart Will Go On" played for more than 5 minutes. When Brother Xiaosha opened his eyes, the audience suddenly burst into warm applause. This time, no one screamed or cried, because they all knew that a simple Applause is the best thanks and support for the performers.

After all, this wasn't a rock concert, and everyone didn't have the passion to shout, and applause was enough to express the happiness in their hearts.

"Thank you, thank you for your applause!"

Brother Xiao Sa smiled and bowed again and again. He could feel that the majority of the American audience still accepted Erhu and Cucurbit Si. In the performance of "My Heart Will Eternal" just now, he deliberately used Chinese music at the beginning and end. Erhu and Hulusi are national musical instruments. As a result, the audience applauded enthusiastically, obviously liking the timbre of these two instruments.

"I……"

"Hey Mr. Superman, how many instruments do you really know?"

Brother Xiaosa was about to speak, but a middle-aged black man wearing glasses stood up and said loudly, "Can you tell us how many musical instruments you can make with your mouth? Dude, do you know?" Yep, that's just amazing! I've never seen a guy as versatile as you."

Fuck, who are you?Didn't you see that brother is performing?

Someone frowned, and wanted to jokingly say "this is a secret", but his ears heard the audience's discussion:

"Spike Lee isn't interested in Tang, is he? He only talks a lot when he's watching the game!"

Damn, it turns out that this is the number one fan of the legendary Knicks, the big Hollywood director Spike Lee!

Brother Xiao Sa spread his hands and said, "Mr. Director, how many musical instruments do you think I know?"

Without waiting for Spike Lee to answer, he immediately smiled at the other audience and said, "You can also guess, although I am not sure how many musical instruments I know!"

"God! Is this a joke?"

The audience was instantly aroused by this sentence, and they all looked at someone in disbelief, looking eager to try.