Entertainment Achiever System

Chapter 294: Madison, New York - Crazy Chinese Tang Night

Celebrities, especially modern ones, are professionals who rely on their fame to make a living. Few people will damage their reputation easily because it means that their appeal will be damaged. will suffer great damage.

Although he is just a young star, Brother Xiao Sa still understands the stakes. Therefore, it is obviously impossible for him to perform a show that is likely to be ridiculed.

Hmph, you actually doubt your brother's strength?

Do you know why I insist on keeping the facilities of the stadium and not changing the stage?That's because of this program!

Otherwise, if you come out on a random stage, the performance effect will definitely be much better than this kind of performance on the basketball court.

Hearing some exclamations, doubts and doubts from the audience, Brother Xiaosa raised the corners of his mouth in disdain.

How dare you go to Liangshan without a third?

"My friends, please be quiet, please? I'm going to talk about the rules of the dunk show now!"

It's obviously not a problem to let the audience continue to quarrel, so Brother Xiaosha quickly said loudly: "As I said just now, a long time ago, I was very envious of those dunk masters, so, any comparison Cool, relatively difficult dunk performance, I have almost watched it!"

As he spoke, he glanced at the quietly quiet audience, and his eyes stayed on the three stars Kobe, Robinson and Howard for a long time.

"oh~ shit!"

Seeing his gaze, 'Warcraft' Howard suddenly felt his scalp tingling, because he really didn't want to get involved with this magical guy, for fear that he would make a joke again!

"God, don't call me that! Even though my dunk skills are great, he is also very strong! I don't want to be his background!"

Howard, the 'monster', whispered quietly in his heart, really worried that someone would name him, and then he could only be forced to perform dunks or something.

And Kobe also has lingering fears. His slam dunk level is indeed good, but it is at best an excellent level. !

Therefore, he kept praying in his heart: "Don't let me perform a dunk! Don't let me perform a dunk!"

Besides the two of them, the only one who is very excited is this year's "Slam Dunk King", Nate Robinson, who is known as "Little Potato" in the world.

He is only 1.75 meters tall, but his jumping ability is the best in the NBA. He can jump 1 centimeter from the spot!If he 'jumps' a person under 1.8 meters with the run-up, there is absolutely no problem.

So, when he saw Brother Xiaosa's gaze resting on him, instead of being timid, he stretched out his right hand provocatively, hooked his index finger, and then gave himself a thumbs up, bursting with confidence .

"Come on, kid! Come and challenge you, Uncle Robinson! Let me teach you what is called a slam dunk king!"

Yoho I'm going!This birdman is so arrogant!How dare you hook your finger at brother?

When Brother Xiaosa saw Nate Robinson's small movements, he was really stunned for a while, and then he felt a little funny.

Do you bird people know how abnormal my brother's bounce is?Do you know how strong my brother's balance ability is?Do you know how amazing my brother's physical fitness is?

Taking a deep breath, he smiled and said again: "Therefore, in this slam dunk show, I will perform a lot of super dunks that everyone is familiar with and recognized by everyone, such as two-handed dunks from the free throw line, such as the free throw line. Take-off crotch change dunks, free-throw line take-off windmill dunks, and..."

"Ah ah ah ah ah……"

Brother Xiaosa just said an "and", and the rest of the content was not finished, but the audience almost boiled up, especially about 500 Chinese audiences, many of them simply ignored their voices Roaring, as if if you don't do this, you won't be able to vent some of the turbulent emotions in your heart, causing many old beauties to look sideways.

"Dunk from the free throw line! Haha, this tm is simply a dunk method that is surrounded by whites and blacks! So far, no Chinese can do it! How can Tang Xiaosa be so powerful?"

A middle-aged Chinese man was clapping wildly while talking to himself uncontrollably. Even though his hands were red, swollen, painful and numb, he didn't take it to heart at all. He just watched adoringly. The man with the smiling face.

"I'm going crazy! I'm really going crazy! My idol is really going to perform a dunk from the free throw line! Haha, even white people can fly in the basketball world, but there are still no yellow people who can fly, and no Chinese people can fly! Brother Xiao Sa This really fills the gap in the history of the Chinese and even the yellow race! Hahaha, if the idol succeeds, he will be the first "yellow trapeze man" and the first "Chinese trapeze man" in history, even if his basketball skills are top notch. What a scumbag, but his status in the Chinese basketball world will definitely become taller, incredibly taller!"

There was a fan who came from China who liked basketball very much and his whole body trembled with excitement, because as a basketball fan, whenever I saw those super dunks on the basketball court, especially in the slam dunk contest, , like many fans, he was shocked and regretful at the same time.

Because no matter how beautiful the slam dunk contest is, no matter how powerful the performance is, those players are also black or white, and none of the players can make themselves feel a sense of substitution.

At that time, they were all thinking, if there is a Chinese, even a person of yellow race, who can perform such a shocking dunk, how great it would be?At least everyone can verbally declare: "We yellow people can fly too!"

Unfortunately, the imagination is beautiful, but the result is cruel.

The domestic cba league also holds the All-Star Slam Dunk Contest, but compared with the NBA Slam Dunk Contest, those slam dunks are really far behind. At least so far, there is no Chinese player who can perform a dunk from the free throw line.

Just when everyone continued to look forward to it, Brother Xiaosha suddenly appeared. His big windmill hanging arm dunk with jumping off the spot was like a bomb, which ignited the enthusiasm of domestic basketball fans. At that time, many people discussed enthusiastically: "With him Can he complete the free throw line jump dunk with his height and bounce?"

Unexpectedly, this wait will last for a few months, and everyone's enthusiasm will be dissipated. Then today, he directly announced at the performance site that he would perform a slam dunk performance, and he was outspoken about challenging the free throw line to take off and dunk. Challenging this yellow man can only envy and hate classic moves.

Nima, this is simply a surprise attack on the unprepared!

You know, there are quite a few fanatical basketball fans in China. If they had known that Brother Xiaosha would perform this kind of performance, they would definitely look forward to it. Even fans with conditions, I am afraid that they are really willing to spend a fortune to come to the United States Watch the scene.

Because they have been waiting for the "Chinese Flying Man" for too long!I can't wait to find a hunk from the folks to realize my dream.

……

Different from the incomparable excitement and expectation of Chinese audiences, many American audiences just took this show as a novelty, because they had never seen Chinese "flyers" perform some highly ornamental and difficult dunks. In their hearts, even those who don't watch the NBA have a clear impression: the real basketball masters are all in the United States, especially the slam dunk masters. They are basically all black, a small amount of white people, and none of the yellow race.

Therefore, when they heard that China Tang was going to perform a dunk from the free throw line, there was no shock, only surprise and freshness.

Surprisingly, a man of yellow race in Tang, China, can also perform a dunk from the free throw line that only a handful of white players can do?

What's fresh is: a big star of the yellow race has to perform a lot of difficult slam dunks without shame. So, can he perform any shocking moves?

Relying on his super sensitive ears, Brother Xiaosa naturally understood the various thoughts and ideas of the audience around the stadium.

Therefore, he heard the screams and shouts of the Chinese audience, such as "Come on, Tang Xiaosa, buckle up an awesome b for the whole world to see!"

He also heard the comments and doubts from the American audience, as well as some expectations, such as "Yellow people can also dunk? Can Tang really complete it? What moves will he use?"

He must understand, it is useless to say more at this time, there is only one best way, and that is to prove it with facts!

So, he immediately coughed, then looked at Kobe with a smile and said, "Mr. Bryant, I want to ask you to be a judge! What do you think?"

Fuck, don't call me... what?Be a judge?I go!

Kobe shook slightly at first, almost losing his composure, but he was stunned when he heard Brother Xiaosa invited him to be a judge.

He thought this guy would invite him to dunk!After all, he also won the slam dunk crown!But he didn't expect that he would let himself be the judge, which really made Kobe breathe a sigh of relief!At least you don't have to be afraid of losing face.

So, there was nothing to say, he immediately nodded and made an "ok" gesture, accepting the invitation readily.

"Dwight, do you want to perform dunks? Or do you want to be a judge too?"

Smiling gratefully at Kobe, his eyes fell on "Warcraft" Howard again, and he threw out a multiple-choice question.

"Oh~shit! I thought he would directly invite me to perform!"

Howard exhaled lightly, rolled his eyeballs a few times, and suddenly took the microphone handed over by the staff and said, "If I go up to perform, I will steal your limelight..."

"It's okay, I..."

"No, this is your performance, I'd better be a judge! I hope you will perform well!"

Howard finally chose to be a judge, and he seemed very upright, as if he really chose to be a judge to help Brother Xiaosa.

Nima, who tm said that 'Warcraft' doesn't work well?Isn't this bastard very good at talking?

Brother Xiaosa was extremely depressed. After taking a deep breath, he shrugged his shoulders helplessly, and looked at 'little potato' Nate Robinson amidst the laughter of the audience.

"Mr. Robinson, you..."

"Dude, don't choose, I'll perform with you!"

Nate Robinson, who has a strong desire for performance and self-confidence, stood up directly and responded loudly. Then, amidst the cheers of the audience, he took off his sweatshirt carelessly, and then put it on directly. Basketball shorts and a vest walked on the court, and a pair of basketball shoes happened to be under his feet.

Forehead?This guy happened to be wearing basketball gear?

Brother Xiaosa is a little silly.

Your sister, brother didn't rehearse with you!

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