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Chapter 295: Madison, New York - Crazy Chinese Tang Night

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Seeing that Xiao Tudou was dressed so well, Brother Xiao Sa was really dizzy.

Let me go, why is this guy dressed so cleverly?It's almost like guessing that my brother is going to perform a dunk!

Don't let the audience think that I rehearsed with him, and I have already designed this show!That would be too cheating!

In fact, it wasn't just Brother Xiaosa who was surprised. Seeing Nate Robinson's outfit, the audience immediately buzzed. Many people were talking about whether China Tang and Nate had rehearsed?Why did Nate come to the show dressed like this? ...and so on

These words showed one meaning, that is, everyone was wondering whether Brother Xiao Sa's dunk performance was an act.

Damn, it's just a dunk, do you still need to rehearse?If this kind of purely slanderous coincidence is not explained clearly, how can it be done?

So, someone looked at 'Little Potato' in surprise and asked: "Mr. Robinson, why are you dressed so... um, so suitable? Did you know that I arranged a slam dunk show?"

As expected, this topic attracted a lot of attention, and the discussion among the audience immediately stopped.

Under the watchful eyes of the audience, Little Tudou said calmly with a microphone: "Tang, it is obvious that going to Yanjing has been arranged, because when I left home, your performance time was almost starting, so I dressed Drove here without a change, but I must say, your show is amazing! I love it!"

He gave a thumbs up and grinned in praise. He smiled very naturally, and it was obvious that he was not acting.

"Um, thank you for your compliment!"

Brother Xiao Sa smiled and nodded, then glanced at the audience who were applauding politely, and said: "Mr. Nate Robinson is the champion of this year's All-Star Slam Dunk Contest. His dunks are very exciting, and his jumping ability is also very good. , I admire it very much!"

After a pause, he caught a glimpse of 'Little Potato' grinning, so he spread his hands and said: "Of course, in fact, I don't think he can bring me too much pressure, because the dunk I want to perform , that would be jaw-dropping, and his dunk..."

"Hey China Tang, do you want to taste my fist?"

'Little Potato' looked angry, and glared at Brother Xiaosha viciously, but soon he took a step back, because the audience's laughter reminded him suddenly, the guy in front of him could blow up with a single punch The hunk of basketball!How could my body stand up to his fist?

"Ha ha ha ha……"

The audience laughed very happily, because everyone thought it was really funny when they saw 'Little Tudou''s stern and cowardly appearance.

Kobe smiled very happily while holding his daughter's hand, and shouted into the microphone: "Nate, Don is not afraid of your fist!"

Well now, the audience laughed even more, especially Howard the 'Warcraft', the bastard laughed and teased~"Dude, don't worry, don't dare to beat you here, he will at most Cut off your dick with a card, hahaha..."

"Hahahahaha..."

"Don't laugh, what's so funny?"

Nate Robinson roared angrily twice, but the audience laughed even more happily. He had nothing to do with the audience, so he could only clenched his fists and looked at the 'culprit' and said: "Okay buddy, I admit that I can't beat You! But I promise to make you respect me with a dunk!"

Fuck, don't be really messed up, right?You are a football star!When you usually play games, haven't you been baptized by trash talk?

Brother Xiaosha glanced at him with doubts, but found that Nate Robinson was very calm, and there was no expression of embarrassment at all, so he was relieved, and said with a smile: "Well! Nate, you can make the most difficult dunk you think The action, and then let Bryant and Dwight score. The maximum score for a single person is 10, and the total score is perfect. After your performance, I will perform it. It is also a slam dunk, what do you think?"

"Dude, there is no problem with the score design, but you should perform first, right? This is your special show after all!"

'Little Potato' is not stupid, he directly wanted to change the order of the performances, because the first one to appear on stage, even if the performance was good, the judges and the audience would be dissatisfied, who knows if there will be more exciting performances later?The scores and applause will naturally be lowered.

Of course, if it was another amateur player, Robinson would have already bombarded the rim, who the hell is still chirping with an amateur player?With his terrifying jumping ability, apart from a few amateur players, who can make him worry about dunking in the game?

However, this person is China Tang!Although he is not afraid, he is very confident that he can level him, but this is only certain, he does not have the confidence of a complete victory!

Well, if it can increase the chance of winning a little bit, he certainly won't ignore it foolishly.

"Man, I don't mind the first show!"

Brother Xiaosa said with a smile: "But I'm really worried, after you finish my performance, you will directly announce that you have surrendered! That way..."

"Stop talking, I'd love to see how amazing your dunk is!"

Amidst the booing of the audience, Nate Robinson interrupted someone's boasting with black lines all over his head, for fear that if he listened to it any more, he would be provoked into agreeing to be the first to perform.

Damn, actually said that I would directly admit defeat?

Did you pick up the trophy of the All-Star Slam Dunk Champion easily when you were Uncle Robinson?

"Little Tudou" is really going to die of anger, a star of yellow race who has never been a slam dunk king, how dare he make me declare defeat without shame?This fucker is simply the biggest joke in the world!Do you have?

You can say that I'm short and my playing skills are average, but you can't doubt my dunking skills!At my size, how many people can dunk?Not to mention the fancy and shocking buttons.

Well, since you insist on acting as my stepping stone, then you have to lose a little fame to make my dunk show more exciting, so I have to accept it!

Brother Xiao Sa took a sympathetic look at the very confident 'Little Tudou', then nodded and said: "Okay then! I'll perform first, please watch clearly, don't blink."

After he finished speaking, he said to Kobe and Howard: "You two judges have very high dunk standards, so please help explain my dunk! Do you have any questions?"

"Of course not! Dude, I'm fully ready! You start!" Kobe replied with a smile.

Howard also made an "ok" gesture, indicating that he was fine.

"It's finally starting!"

"Clap clap clap clap..."

The applause of the audience suddenly rang out. They no longer suppressed their emotions, but just focused on watching Brother Xiaosa who had taken off the headset microphone, and watched him standing in the middle of the field and dribbling the basketball. .

"Don's dribbling is so fast! He seems to be very skilled. It seems that he is indeed a loyal basketball fan!"

Kobe really began to explain: "Before dunking, you must move your muscles, otherwise it is easy to cause muscle strain, and it is very obvious that Don understands this very well, so we can see him dribbling in various ways, and the faster he is, the faster he is. Come faster, this is actually warming up, and at the same time he is brewing passion..."

Howard also continued: "That's right, man, Don's dribbling frequency is getting faster and faster, it seems that he has found his own rhythm... Oh, look, he is ready, this is about to do aerial work the prelude!"

At this moment, whether it is the American audience or the Chinese audience, everyone has already stood up, because to be fair, even if the last show, the slam dunk show, was not shocking, but tonight's The show is totally worth the price of admission.

After all, they have seen a lot of magical performances before, and even if the show is not successful in the end, they will at most feel a little regretful, and they will definitely not feel very disappointed!

Therefore, everyone stood up and waited with great anticipation for China Tang's last performance. They all hoped that this show could still demonstrate its magic, instead of making a mess and destroying the perfection of this classic performance.

"Fuck! It's impossible for me to beat a man of yellow race. The dunk king is all done by us black people!"

Nate Robinson, who was standing on the side, couldn't stop cheering for himself. He absolutely couldn't lose to an amateur player, because he is the new dunk king of the NBA All-Star!

If I was defeated by an amateur player and a yellow man who was not tall, it is almost conceivable that some newspapers tomorrow will definitely publish "Little Potato Nate Robinson lost to amateur players, the dunk king is not worthy of the name "When this kind of report comes out, it will be a shame at that time!

That's right, Little Tudou was already forcing himself to fight for glory at this time, because he found that the Chinese star he was about to deal with was actually not simple. Nor does it have the bad fundamentals of a true amateur player.

Moreover, his right hand is obviously still injured, but he has not been affected at all. This damn is definitely a bad comer!

"Tch! The Black Mamba and the Warcraft are both idiots! They dare not accept his challenge, how can I, Uncle Robinson?"

Hearing Kobe and Howard's so-called commentary, Nate Robinson curled his lips in disdain, and simply stopped thinking about other things. With his hands folded in front of his chest, he calmly looked at the handsome man who was already holding the basketball and was sizing up the rebound. Brother, he looks fearless.

Your sister, this bastard seems very attractive!

Brother Xiaosa saw Xiaotuo's movements and expressions from the corner of his eye, and he couldn't help but feel a little amused: Well, you bastard is so arrogant, so don't blame brother for being rude!

Thinking of this, he didn't hesitate anymore, after taking a deep breath, he suddenly slammed the basketball in his hand towards the backboard, and then, under the watchful eyes of the audience, he also flew towards the backboard with a 'hoo' .

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