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What is a rapper?

Someone in the past is not very clear, because he has never liked this kind of performing arts, especially European and American rap. .

But now, he finally knows, that is: a singer who can talk back.

"Hey dude, your chick is hot, have you guys ever slept? Taste... well, damn it, I'm not asking about that!"

As soon as he sat down, the tall black man named Amy Turner put his arms around Tang Xiaosa's neck very familiarly, and asked embarrassingly speechless questions directly when he was frowning. Question, although the voice is not loud, but Ivanka is beside me.

So, this guy was stared at by someone's hot chick, and he immediately shut his mouth sensibly, and raised his hands as if surrendering.

However, just when someone thought they could breathe a sigh of relief, the black man leaned over again and said curiously: "Dude, can you teach me how to play magic tricks? That's really cool, I want to do it in my dreams." Become a magician!"

Before he finished speaking, he didn't wait for someone to open his mouth, and immediately said: "Do you need to kneel down to worship the teacher? Just like Bruce Lee when he made a movie, he also needs to offer you a cup of tea... By the way, why do Chinese people always like to drink tea?" What about tea? I've tasted it, and it doesn't taste like Coke."

Do you fucking dare to shut up?So familiar with the hairy ah?

A certain person really feels a little dizzy, and really doesn't want to talk to this talkative black buddy, but if he really does this, it seems a bit impolite.

Therefore, he had no choice but to suppress the unhappiness in his heart, squeezed out a smile and said: "Dude, if you want to learn magic, I believe that there must be many magicians in the United States who are willing to accept your apprenticeship. After all, you are a star, right? And I If so, I’m really sorry, I haven’t become a master of magic yet, so I won’t teach others.”

Amy Turner, an old black man, wanted to ask why when he got excited, but Brother Xiao Sa would not give him a chance, and then said: "As for serving tea and kowtow, that has become history, and such things rarely happen now , Finally, I think tea is much better than other beverages. If you think it is not as good as cola, it is because you have not gained weight. Sooner or later, you will get used to drinking tea, because it has the effect of losing weight, although only a little !"

"Oh my god, that little thing made out of leaves actually loses weight?"

The old black said with some excitement: "Damn it, it seems that I have to learn to drink it as soon as possible, because I don't want to become fat and find a way to lose weight! That would be too painful!"

Brother Xiao Sa glanced at him, but saw that this guy's belly was actually swollen, obviously, he was about to put on weight.

"Hey man, how many cups a day do you think I have to drink to lose weight? You know, I've got a little tummy popping out and it's worrying me so much, I really don't want to be a big fat guy who can't see his dick, If that's the case, I'm afraid I won't be able to be chic with the beauties!"

What the hell do I know?

Hearing Lao Hei's rambling, a certain person really felt dumbfounded. After all, he is not a doctor or a health expert. It is actually an accident to know that drinking tea is good for your health. Who cares about how much you drink a day?

However, he still said: "I don't know how much to drink, I think you can ask doctors and experts, it's the best!"

"Aww, you're so right buddy!"

Old Hei grinned strangely, and said with a smile: "Yes, I really should ask the doctor, um, I'll go after this is over, but it's a pity that I can't attend the subsequent dinner party, it's really a pity!"

Brother Xiaosa twitched the corner of his mouth, but he closed his mouth and didn't bother to continue talking to him, because he knew that many black people have the habit of breaking their mouths, and what's more, once they speak out, they will talk endlessly, so, he I don't want to make myself uncomfortable anymore.

However, just because he ignored Lao Hei, it doesn't mean that Lao Hei let him go!

"Man, did you really sell 4000 million records? This is an amazing statistic, my buddies can't believe it, because China has always been a well-known d-version market, and they can break out thousands Sales volume of 100 copies? Hehe, this incident almost scared one of my friends to pee, because his new album only sold [-] million copies, which is like an ant compared to you.”

"Don, why don't you find yourself an English name? Like Charlie, Ax, Sam... Don't you like any of these names? So what about Nicholas? Nicholas Don, isn't that cool? Nicholas Kay Chi is an Oscar winner, surely your future will not be inferior to his, right?"

"Dude, you don't talk too much! That's not okay. The award ceremony is actually a social place. You should have a relationship with those big stars, such as over there. Did you see that? That bearded Hollywood director, Bit Jackson, if If you have the opportunity to be in his sight, you will be prosperous, and the future salary of one million yuan is waiting for you!"

……

Tang Xiaosa can guarantee that he has never hated a person like this before, a person who talks too much!

Your sister, this black buddy is no longer talking too much, but is already flooding.

Someone just hummed, showing obvious impatience, but Amy Turner, the black guy, didn't know it at all, and continued to talk with gusto, and finally pointed at those beautiful stars and said Just joking around, making someone speechless and almost unbearable.

"Tang, is China interesting? I know that your Great Wall is said to be the only structure on Earth that can be seen from outer space. You Chinese are really amazing!"

Can the Great Wall be seen from outer space?

Brother Xiaosa almost burst out laughing, this shit is equivalent to looking at a needle dozens of kilometers away!Does anyone believe this obvious lie?Unless the width of the Great Wall is enlarged by 10 times, or even [-] times.

However, he didn't refute it. After all, it was a compliment, and the other party was an American star, so he was happy to keep this beautiful misunderstanding, and nodded in a serious manner: "Yes, The Great Wall is very spectacular, it is thousands of miles long, it was built thousands of years ago, just like the pyramids in Egypt, it is simply a manifestation of miracles!"

As soon as he finished speaking, Amy Turner yelled, as if she wanted to say that she must go and have a look, but at this moment, she saw a pair of female celebrities walking over, and the one who walked in front looked very tall. The awesome female star also smiled and said: "Hello China Tang, I'm Beyoncé, this is my friend Kelly Rowland, she is one of your fans."

"Oh, Beyoncé, Kelly, are you here too?"

Tang Xiaosa was taken aback for a moment before standing up. Before he could open his mouth, Amy Turner, an old black man, happily took up the conversation. He looked very familiar with Beyoncé, and when they met, they just hugged each other, and then they talked to Beyonce again. The black girl Kelly Rowland hugged her.

After finishing all this, he said to Tang Xiaosa and Ivanka who were smiling: "Don, Ivanka, do they still need my introduction? A member of the legendary girl group, Destiny's Child, has been a big star since she was a child." !"

If it wasn't for Ivanka's introduction, I really don't know who Beyoncé is!Let alone Destiny's Lady.

Tang Xiaosa murmured in his heart for a while, with a bright smile on his face, he kindly extended his right hand to Beyoncé, and said with a smile, "It's a pleasure to meet you, you are the new queen of the American music scene. You are a top singer, and you are also very well-known in China, and many young people admire you!"

Beyoncé is known as the 'dark chocolate beauty', but to be honest, her looks are not as good as Ivanka Trump's pure blonde beauty. The most important thing is that her lips are thick, which Many black descendants have the characteristics, so Brother Xiao Sa actually doesn't like this kind of thing very much.

Of course, he also behaved very decently, and even hugged Kelly Rowland, a pure black girl, without showing the slightest disrespect or contempt.

Not to mention Ivanka, as a boss-level person who has established a personal fashion brand, her communication skills are stronger than someone else's by more than 01:30, and Biyo The two female stars, Stanley and Kelly, had a pleasant conversation, and at the end they even made an appointment to attend a certain fashion party in New York!

At the awards ceremony, there is not much time left for the red carpet show. Even though there are many celebrities present tonight, not all of them will walk the red carpet. In addition, when Tang Xiaosa walks the red carpet, he is already in the middle and late stage .

So, although the few people chatted happily and harmoniously, Kelly Rowland did look like a fan and asked Tang Xiaosa a lot of questions, but no matter what, the loudspeaker in the gymnasium said "Please Ladies and gentlemen, sit back in your seats, the audience is about to enter the venue." When Beyoncé and Kelly Rowland said goodbye, they left.

"How about Beyoncé? You don't seem too excited?"

Black kid Amy Turner had a relapse, and he whispered, "Don't you think her chocolate skin is great? And her figure is also very good, not worse than your girl!"

Fuck!Why did I sit with you?

Brother Xiao Sa is really speechless, he is now missing the seating arrangement of those award ceremonies in China, because according to the domestic practice, a star like him will never fall among a bunch of unnamed black singers , must be together with the award-winning favorites.

Unbearable, he could only pat this guy on the shoulder, and then said seriously: "Dude, you talk a lot, I just want to wait quietly for the opening, do you understand?"

"Oh my God! You're so... well, I'll stop, man, I wish you the best of luck with your prize and your performance!"

Your sister, this is almost the same!

Tang Xiaosa finally showed a relaxed smile, nodded and folded his arms and said, "Thank you for your blessings, and I hope you can stand on it next year too!"

"I will, I will definitely, I am one of the emerging rappers!" Amy Turner showed her white teeth confidently, and followed someone else's example, leaning on the back of the chair with her arms folded, waiting The party has officially begun! (To be continued.)