Entertainment Achiever System

"Gentlemen and ladies, welcome to the Staples Center, to the 49th Annual Grammy Awards, and with applause and cheers we welcome Cheryl Hickey, the host of the show. Ms. Bao!"

In fact, the process of awards ceremony is similar all over the world. Almost all of them present a refreshing and passionate program first, um, it is either a big-name performance or a reenactment of a classic. .

Then, just after the audience's emotions have been mobilized, the master of ceremonies will appear on the stage to play tricks.

Make a summary of last year, tell some jokes to make it funny, and then invite guests to present awards, perform a performance after awarding an award, and then perform another performance after awarding...

Therefore, Brother Xiaosa is actually not very keen on programs other than his own awards, because he participated once in the mainland and once in Hong Kong, so there is nothing new at all.

However, tonight's awards ceremony seemed a little different.

"Friends, those who are live, those who are in front of the TV, and friends who are watching the live broadcast all over the world, welcome to the most grand music feast in the world, the Grammy Music Awards Ceremony!"

Just when the voice on the radio reached my ears, a blond mature woman in a sexy royal blue suspender dress walked along the edge of the stage to the center of the stage while talking, and then, under the applause of the audience, During the show, she stood there smiling for a while, and finally, when the applause subsided, she spoke again: "The performance of the long-lost police band is very exciting, right?"

"Ooooooooooooooooooo..."

The audience responded with howls, screams and applause, and it was clear that everyone was very satisfied.

At this time, a camera at the scene was also directed at the members of the "Police Band" who had been disbanded for a year and collaborated again tonight.

These people are all over 60 years old. They were all in their prime when they formed the band 40 years ago, and later became one of the super bands in Europe, but now they have to obey their old age, and only the lead singer is still active.

Brother Xiaosa and Ivanka are also smiling and applauding. For this kind of senior who has been famous for decades, we must give full respect and admiration, even if we have never heard of their works and deeds. This is a matter of politeness in life.

But let’s not talk about it, I don’t know what the director of the ceremony was thinking. Anyway, Brother Xiao Sa felt that there was a rocker design machine, which was almost aimed at him all the way. Well, it might be aimed at his direction. , which made him a little unnatural, for fear that he would do something rude without noticing.

You know, this ceremony is actually watched by 10 billion viewers!If he dares to pick his nose now, he will surely become a joke report in the world tomorrow, and the photo will definitely be on the cover of n many gossip newspapers.

Therefore, he had to tilt his head slightly, and said to Ivanka in a low voice: "My dear, there is a camera pointed at us all the time, we must pay attention!"

"...I've seen it a long time ago!"

Ivanka moved her lips slightly to answer, but the smile on her face froze slightly.

There is no doubt that she is not comfortable with this attitude of someone. Although she has agreed to develop slowly and cannot disclose it to the media, she is really uncomfortable in her heart!

Brother Xiao Sa is not yet a "love saint", and he is still in the "public", so he did not see the fleeting bitterness on Ivanka's face, but kept smiling, watching Cheryl intently On the stage, he played lip service and occasionally applauded along with the crowd, showing his gentlemanly demeanor to ten percent.

There is no way, the cultural difference is really too big, the hostess’ American jokes can make most Americans laugh, but in his opinion, there is nothing funny at all, but it feels a little baffling, and I don’t understand why an ordinary sentence Laughter will come.

Don't Yankees have a low laugh point?

Just when someone felt a little bored, the host Cheryl said: "Compared with the previous dozens of Grammys, this year's Grammys have actually changed a lot, so for the first time we have added The important big award of "Best Record in Asia."

Amidst bursts of applause, she smiled and continued: "For a long time, due to the differences between Eastern and Western cultures, our Grammy ceremonies have almost always been gatherings of musicians from Europe and the United States, and no Asian musicians have ever joined. This is a very abnormal thing, because music belongs to the world, even if we can’t understand the lyrics, we can still enjoy the songs, just like piano, violin and other instruments!”

"Clap clap clap clap..."

This time the applause was particularly loud, and even many celebrities stood up and applauded vigorously, all of them were smiling, and they didn't know what they were happy about.

Brother Xiao Sa didn't have much enthusiasm, because what he wanted was not just a "tasteless" Asian best record, but to win the best male pop singer, best album of the year, and best single of the year. kinds of prizes.

However, from the corner of his eye, he saw Jay Chou and Peichen Hou, as well as Ayumi Hamasaki, known as the "Queen of Ever-changing Divas", who has the highest sales volume in Japanese history. She looks like a doll.

As for South Korea's Jung Ji-hoon (rain), I didn't see it, probably sitting on the other side of the stage.

When he was looking around a little bit, the host said: "Last year, although the global record market continued to see a decline in sales, the physical sales in the United States alone fell by 05% compared to 12, and the global average fell by nearly 18%. , we are deeply pleased that a super newcomer who has sold 3500 million physical albums in just one month has appeared in the far east, and he is the global idol China Tang!"

"Pa pa pa pa pa pa pa……"

"Ooooooooooooooooooo..."

I'll go, why does the award ceremony involve brother?Someone really didn't know there was this part of the Grammys!

But when he heard the applause and cheers from the audience, he still showed a slight smile and waved at the camera in a chic and handsome manner. Of course, this scene also appeared in the eyes of the audience watching the live broadcast around the world.

"My God, the Chinese seem to have really become richer. 3500 million records, or are they sold within a month? God, it's unbelievable! I'm afraid even the United States can't do it!"

"Damn it, it seems that a large population is really good! A newcomer can sell 3500 million copies, so don't all the old people sell hundreds of millions of copies? But why is the best-selling record in the world is Michael? .Jackson created it instead of a Chinese singer?"

"Damn it, I didn't expect Yankees to be envious of Brother Xiaosa? Haha, they probably think that the Chinese market is very profitable, and they can sell millions of copies casually, right?"

……

Viewers watching the live broadcast from all over the world, I don’t know how many people were feeling emotional at that moment. Some said that the Chinese people are rich, and some said that the Chinese people have a large population and a big market. Anyway, they are all kinds of envy and hatred. !

However, only the Chinese audience knew that it was a miracle that Tang Xiaosa was able to sell such a terrifying amount this time. The fundamental reason was that he did a good job of cracking down on the d-version, especially the control of the online d-version.

After all, before Tang Xiaosa, including singers who released new albums recently, they all released new albums in the morning, but they could be downloaded for free in the afternoon, so that the manufacturers that produced the d-version CDs could not survive.

Nonsense, it doesn't cost a penny, and it's very convenient, who would foolishly spend money on physical CDs?Not worth even a few bucks!

"Dear Don, how much do you earn by selling so many records?"

When the host on the stage announced the first award, Ivanka suddenly whispered in his ear.

Uh, does this start to count brother's family fortune?

Tang Xiaosa's heart skipped a beat, and she glanced at Ivanka on the left, only to see that she was solemnly watching the award presenters on the stage tearing envelopes. No one could have imagined that she was actually talking to the man beside her. Whisper it!

After hesitating for a while, someone thought to himself: "It's not impossible to say this. After all, Ivanka is the sole legal heir of New York real estate tycoon Donald Trump, and her family wealth is as high as billions of dollars! What's more, our relationship It's nothing, it doesn't matter if you tell her!"

Thinking about it this way, brother Xiaosa whispered, "It's about 5000 million US dollars!"

At this time, the exchange rate of RMB to US dollar has dropped to 7.8:1. If it is 5000 million, it is almost close to 4 million RMB, but it is indeed the same.

"Just so much?"

Ivanka covered her lips and almost couldn't help screaming, she couldn't believe it.

She thought excitedly in her heart: "It's only close to selling 4000 million copies, but a record only earns 1.2 US dollars? This is still a reading studio! How is it possible? There is more than that in the United States!"

Chick, do you think records in China are as expensive as American ones?And Chinese retailers earn much more than American retailers.

Brother Xiao Sa smiled wryly and was about to explain the reason, but he saw a staff member walking up to him and said politely: "Mi Sitang, there are two more shows and it's time for you to perform, now please go backstage Put on makeup and wait to go on stage, okay?"

Of course Brother Xiao Sa would not object to this reasonable arrangement, he immediately stood up and said with a smile, "Of course no problem! Then let's go now!"

"Hey buddy, are you going to get ready for the show? I wish you all the best!"

Brother Xiao Sa looked back at Amy Turner, the old black man, and nodded at him with a smile. (To be continued.)