Entertainment Achiever System

ps: This chapter will explain a little bit what many brothers should be concerned about, that is, how does brother Xiaosa explain to others the reason why he is suddenly so "all-powerful".Well, I hope there are no loopholes!In addition, continue to ask for tickets ~ and favorites!

Sichuan cuisine is one of the eight major cuisines in China. Its biggest feature is spicy and delicious, so there is a saying that it is eaten in China and tasted in Bashu.

Tonight's supper is a treat for Gao Yan, the "local snake", and he is also accompanied by a beautiful star. Of course, he will not "self-depreciate" and invite everyone to a snack bar on the side of the road for supper.So, he drove everyone directly to a large restaurant called "Haokelai" in Chaotianmen.

Originally, if the urbanites in the Sichuan-Chongqing area entertain relatives and friends, they basically go to a certain hot pot restaurant to have a big meal, which not only has an atmosphere but also saves money, and at the same time, they don’t have to bother to order food.It can be said to be affordable and convenient.

But tonight everyone just went for supper, and it was quite late now, so Gao Yan painstakingly took everyone to this restaurant where all kinds of Sichuan cuisine dim sum are delicious and more atmospheric.

Now that she decided to eat and chat at the dinner table, Wu Yifen, a strong woman, stopped showing off her eloquence in the car, and just curiously asked about Brother Xiaosa's various situations.

On the other hand, Zhang Meimei, whose pretty face has always been a little blush, sat quietly in the back seat, just listening intently to the conversation between someone and Wu Yifen, and from time to time, she would project a burst of curiosity and sympathy to him. In the soft eyes.

Basically, Brother Xiaosa is "revealing" his "family background" along the way. For example, Wu Yifen asked: "How can you be so good? Your imitation skills are almost invincible, and your level of guitar playing is also very high. , The magic is very dazzling, and it is said that he can also martial arts, my God, it is simply too perverted."

For this kind of sincere praise and admiration, someone expresses that he is very happy and is very willing to accept it.

However, people can't be too superficial, brother should be indifferent.

Therefore, Brother Xiaosa quietly glanced at a certain beautiful star sitting on the back seat with big eyes staring at him, his heart was very agitated, but he said calmly: "Humans are really real creatures." For those who are talented, let’s talk about me. I failed the college entrance examination. In the eyes of my classmates, I was just an ordinary nerd with no sense of existence. I studied all day long, but I couldn’t learn well. kind."

"This is very similar to jay! He was also a not-so-good student when he was studying, especially in partial subjects." Wu Yifen expressed the meaning of "the best is the choice" in a timely manner.

"Hehe, Jay Chou is just partial to a subject, I'm really at the level where I can pass Chinese." Brother Xiao Sa quickly smiled to show his humility, and then continued: "Maybe I really have the talent for entertaining people. Before the college entrance examination, my voice never showed up, because most of the time was spent on studying every day. In addition, I practiced martial arts and magic, and I was very careful not to let anyone know..."

Speaking of this, someone deliberately let out a burst of laughter, and then explained to the curious "three listeners": "I just remembered a series of interesting things that happened when I went back to my hometown to practice voice and martial arts..."

It doesn't matter if you don't explain it, but when he said this, even Zhang Shaohan couldn't help asking: "What's so interesting? Tell me and let's have fun together!"

"Haha..." Brother Xiaosa's laughter became louder, then he shook his head and said, "Because people in the village have never seen things like hanging their voices and practicing their pronunciation, when I go to the top of the mountain every morning to practice my voice By the way, let’s review martial arts. After a gossip woman in the village found out about it, she actually said that I became crazy because I didn’t go to college. And without my knowledge, even my grandparents believed it. ..."

"Haha...crazy?...haha..."

The three "spectators" in the car burst into laughter, especially Gao Yan, who was driving. He almost lost control of the car by dancing, but fortunately, he was very experienced, and immediately corrected him without changing his face. To his own fault, the two laughing ladies sitting in the back seat were not aware of this dangerous situation.

"You are so cool~" Wu Yifen patted the seat, and said while smiling: "Haha...then your guitar and dance...well, magic...haha, have you ever been treated as a psychopath? ?”

"No, of course I won't show up as such a fool again." Brother Xiaosha immediately shook his head and denied this statement, explaining: "Actually, I'm not really good at dancing. Look, in fact, it’s just my physical fitness is good, such as street dance, which is a very free dance, as long as you grasp the rhythm and have good physical condition, it’s really too simple.”

Speaking of this, he saw Zhang Shaohan and Wu Yifen in the back seat nodded. After all, they are professionals in the music industry, and the music industry and the dance industry are simply twins. Without music, there is no dance, and music wants to express If it is better, then it is also inseparable from the visual effects of dance.

Therefore, based on their knowledge, after a little reflection, they admitted that someone's explanation was indeed correct, and his dancing level was indeed not as good as the performance.

It's like a 2.3-meter giant playing basketball with a 1.5-meter dwarf. When someone stands next to the basket, it's hard for you to get in. But as long as the giant raises his hand, the dwarf can only cry "I want to play" .This is a stark contrast!

And Zhang Shaohan is undoubtedly the most envious of this, because she has not developed very well since she was a child, and her heart also has some genetic problems. Let alone street dancing, even if she climbs a few floors, she feels a little uncomfortable in her heart.

Brother Xiaosa didn't know that Zhang Meimei had a heart problem, so he continued: "So, mechanical dance and street dance are actually things that people with good physical fitness can enjoy, and because I have been practicing martial arts, my physical fitness is really good. ...Moreover, magic is about quick technique, that is, quick hands and proficiency. And I have this. Of course, if you really want to play more excitingly, you still need to practice more."

Speaking of this, Brother Xiao Sa had already explained his dancing and magic abilities clearly, and then he said: "As for the level of guitar, what should I say? I should be more attentive!"

Before Wu Yifen asked the meaning of this statement, someone continued: "Let's put it this way, many boys dream of becoming a guitar master, and if they meet a girl they like, they can play and sing by themselves." Confessed to her in a way..."

"Oh, is that so?"

Wu Yifen took a long note and glanced at Zhang Shaohan, whose expression was fluctuating again, and then said with a smile: "So Xiao Tang, you have been studying guitar so hard, how long have you practiced in total? By the way, and how did you develop your imitation ability?" where?"

Brother Xiaosa took a look at Wu Yifen who was smiling all over his face from the rearview mirror, and then took a peek at Zhang Shaohan who was lowering his head but his cute ears were trembling slightly, and he was actually paying attention to him.Then he responded with a smile: "I just said that people really need to pay attention to talent, and the most obvious thing reflected in me is the ability to learn musical instruments."

Regarding this topic, in fact, someone already thought of an excuse when he learned the guitar and piano, that is, the problem of talent.

"Perhaps you won't believe it, I only learned guitar these few days, and I learned it by myself from books. Everyone knows this, whether it's my former classmates or family members." Brother Xiaosha said with a The smug tone of "I'm a genius" continued to make up lies: "I'm really talented in music, because before the college entrance examination, I didn't even know numbered notation, but when I got the "Basic Music Music" I bought After reading the two books "Getting Started" and "Guitar Beginners Getting Started", I found out in disbelief that once I really put my heart into learning, the speed of progress is simply unimaginable..."

A certain Nian who would never become pure again, once he entered the state of lying, he immediately changed his appearance. He didn't care about the opening of the mouths of the three bystanders in the car, and continued directly: "I It only took half a day to learn to sing along with the numbered notation, and then the five-line notation, which is a little more difficult, and it took one day to "just" learn it, and it took more than two days to become proficient."

If Brother Xiaosa stopped talking at this time, then he would definitely be called a genius by the agitated Wu Yifen in his heart.

Zhang Shaohan, whose beautiful eyes are getting brighter, will be amazed "You are really amazing".

Gao Yan, who was driving with his mouth open and distracted, would yell: Bull b.

However, Brother Xiaosa didn’t accept it, and he continued to say excitedly: “As for the guitar, it’s relatively simple. As soon as I learned the numbered notation, I started to learn to play the guitar, and then I became proficient in playing the acoustic guitar in less than an hour.” How to play and fingering, and then I thought, what if I could play all the songs I can sing without looking at the guitar tab?"

"Then you just keep practicing like this, and then you will learn it quickly?" Wu Yifen, Zhang Shaohan, and Gao Yan all shouted in unison.

"Just kidding, how can it be so fast?" Brother Xiaosha shook his head solemnly, and then said very depressed: "It took me three days to achieve this level..."

"You are a pervert, a real pervert~" The other three people in the car couldn't suppress their "anger" any longer, and shouted almost in unison.

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