Entertainment Achiever System
Chapter 85: Signing is too painful, and reporters are also struggling
Before becoming famous, everyone wants to be famous, because that means exposure, fans, and money.But once they become famous, many people will miss the leisure time before becoming famous.
Because, they can no longer walk in public like no one else, can no longer go shopping in the street, and have to wear sunglasses and masks when going in and out, otherwise, it will probably be a disaster.
Well, too many signatures are obviously the worst disaster for the pen-holding hand.
Brother Xiaosa has never realized that Shenma is called the real sign-in soft-handedly before, because he always just dodges when he sees something wrong, and will never give everyone a chance to surround him.
But now, when it is impossible for him to slip away early, and then run away again, when he is surrounded by the "excited" audience in at least 3 small towns, he can't help but be honest. What else can you do with your signature?
"If I had known it was so cute, I wouldn't have performed magic tricks just now."
Brother Xiao Sa signed his autograph quickly, but at the same time, he secretly complained in his heart, because many people who are excitedly asking for his autograph are attracted by the magic trick he just performed .Otherwise, maybe he can pass the test by signing more than 100 names at most.
And what kind of magic did he perform just now?It's actually very simple, he just took out a handful of red old man's head with a "swish", and then quickly flipped it over in his hand, the "old man's head" turned into a deck of playing cards again, and then flipped it over, The playing cards directly became a colorful unknown flower.
Undoubtedly, this kind of casually changing things, which should have been simple and common, is not so simple now, because Brother Xiao Sa, the performer, is wearing a short-sleeved T-shirt, and there is no preparation in advance.
That is to say, he conjured several objects almost casually, and many people, including the reporters, watched this.
There are even several cameras filming the scene.
It's just such a miraculous magic show, which at least multiplied Brother Xiaosa's miraculous ability by several times.People who didn't think he was very good at first, and maybe even a little disappointed (because he didn't perform imitation), suddenly boiled up.
As a result, brother Xiaosa's wish was immediately fulfilled by everyone. The white plastic bag, which was originally empty, was almost full in less than 2 minutes.
Then, before Brother Xiaosa had time to be happy, he had to find out painfully that he seemed to be asking for trouble, because everyone was really too enthusiastic. If he didn't give autographs, he would never want to push his bicycle out of everyone's room. In the encirclement.
As a result, people had to bow their heads under the eaves, and someone had no choice but to accept the unlucky "all comers" signature.
About two years ago, Brother Xiaosa was still very curious about a question, why the signature fonts of celebrities were always unrecognizable to him, as if they were all conjoined characters made of lines.But now, after he has a deep understanding, he finally understands why the so-called autograph sessions of the stars are so weird.
After passing this place, I must also design a simple and beautiful signature font.Brother Xiaosa kept writing the three words "Tang Xiaosa" in great pain, and he still used block script, so the writing was indeed very slow, even if he wanted to speed up, he couldn't.
You can't let others judge your font is too ugly, right?Although I do only have a high school education, at least I can write Chinese characters neatly!
It was this state of being extremely depressed and having to work hard to sign, which lasted for almost an hour, and this directly disrupted someone's original good idea.Because if it goes on like this, it is obviously impossible for him to make it to Qingtang Township today.
After all, he signed here, so should the next town also sign?
In the end, the rain was getting heavier and heavier, so he quickly persuaded the remaining nearly one hundred people, and it took a lot of talking, so he couldn't help shaking his hands in embarrassment.
Finally got through this level!Wrists are really tiring.
Maybe a friend asked, are you afraid of writing your name hundreds of times as a warrior?Isn't it only 00 words at most!
What he said is indeed correct, but everyone should know that he signed with one hand holding the book and the other hand hanging in the air with a pen in the air, and he had to write in a standard and good-looking way, and he also had to prevent rain from falling on the paper. In other people's notebooks, this is really too painful, isn't it?
If he was sitting on a chair with a big umbrella and signing on a suitable platform, then it didn't matter, even if he signed [-] times, he was just a little tired.But where is this condition on the scene?
What's more, there is no one to maintain order at the scene. Everyone pushes me and I squeeze you. He has to pay attention to maintaining balance. Under this signing environment, if a thin star comes, he may be squeezed It has to be thrown into the muddy water!
"What a capable person! The scene was really crazy, but he covered it!" A reporter couldn't help but sigh.
During the period when Brother Xiao Sa signed the autograph, more and more reporters gathered, and there were at least thirty of them now.But they had been pushed to the outside by the crowd long ago, and they could only watch silently as Brother Xiaosa, whose hair was wet by the rain but didn't bother to wipe it, was busy all the time.
"That's right, this is the physical strength! He resisted the crowd of so many people, and he didn't even back away." Another reporter also praised him.
"Just kidding, if he wasn't very physically fit, would he dare to ride alone in this heat and perform sh?"
"Okay, stop arguing, he's going to call it a day, what should we do now? He said he won't accept the interview if he doesn't complete the task!"
"Just kidding, of course I followed him and chased after him. If I met him but didn't get an interview, it would be strange if I didn't get scolded to death when I went back."
……
The reporters were all expressing their opinions, while Brother Xiaosa shook his right wrist while waving goodbye to many town residents who were still on the scene (with umbrellas), and then he carried the tightly tied Pockets, so the full plastic bag that didn't get wet from the rain was tied to the tail of the bike, and then I was carrying the guitar bag and was ready to start again.
"Brother Xiaosa, are you really not accepting interviews?" A reporter asked loudly unwillingly.
Brother Xiao Sa glanced back at him, and shook his head firmly: "I'm sorry, I just said that if I don't complete today's task, I will definitely not accept any interviews."
After saying this, he sat on the bicycle lightly, and then stepped on the pedals "bright and red", braved the fine raindrops, and drove towards the direction out of the town.
"Damn it, you really have a temper." A certain reporter gritted his teeth helplessly as he watched the back of someone who was fading away.
"Let's go, now we have to keep chasing!"
The reporters were all very depressed and sighed, and then hurriedly picked up their equipment, and found their parked cars one after another.
Amidst the sound of cars starting, dozens of reporters from all over the country slowly chased a bicycle that was not slow and drove onto the flat national road again.
"Hmph, have you seen the group of "Le Fantian"? They really are not slow!"
Ivecoli of the reporter group of "Entertainment Unlimited", asked the leading reporter with a disdainful tone but a look of seriousness on his face.
"I saw it, but they also failed." The reporter who was driving replied without looking back.
"They have failed now, but it won't be so when they get to the place." The leader said in a solemn tone: "In terms of comprehensive coverage and quick coverage of entertainment news, we are indeed inferior to them!"
"Brother Zhao, don't worry, we are here with guests from "Happy Camp". "Fantasy" wants an exclusive interview, and Brother Xiaosa probably doesn't have time to accept their interviews right now." Another cameraman reporter suddenly interjected. .
"Hey, that's right!" The leader called Brother Zhao couldn't help clapping his hands and laughing.
"Tang Xiaosa must stop walking all the way to Changsha, just like Yuzhou, so he must be willing to go to our station and spend a few hours recording a special program? After all, our station's "Quick Book" Countless big stars want to participate once.”
Brother Zhao is very confident about this, because as he said, it's just a matter of passing, I believe this handsome brother will never lose face, right?
"Let's go, our interview is probably ok, let the "Fantasy" gang cry later!" Brother Zhao whistled happily.
Suddenly, bursts of laughter rang out in the car.
On the other side, the two reporters of "Entertainment" are also discussing the trio of "Unlimited" who followed up later. They are also a little worried now, because just like the trio of "Unlimited" commented In that way, the interviews of their programs have to be face-to-face with the host, which requires the interviewers to accept the interview in a specific place, such as posting their logo on the background wall.
But obviously, it is impossible for Brother Xiaosa to go to fj to participate in the interview, because he went all the way to sh.
"In our program post bar, many fans are now leaving messages, wanting us to invite Brother Xiaosa to the station for an exclusive interview, but it seems very difficult now!" Reporter A said in a muffled voice while driving.
"Then what can we do? They want to go all the way to sh, unless we..."
Reporter B suddenly let out a "huh" while talking, and then said a little hesitantly: "Can we temporarily set up an interview site in Zhangjiajie ahead, and then start the interview directly after Tang Xiaosa arrives?"
There is no doubt that this is indeed a good idea, but is it worth it?Does his current worth deserve such treatment?
"We don't have the right to determine this method. I'll talk about it after I ask." After thinking for a while, reporter A picked up his mobile phone and started calling.
Then, he said something to the phone, and finally said "Oh" helplessly, and then hung up the phone in a fit of "okay, ok" promise.
"What do you say? Taili won't agree?" Reporter B asked indifferently.
Reporter A nodded, dropped his mobile phone and said depressedly: "Just now the station said, now we will focus all our energy on Zhang Jizhong and the production team of "The Deer and Ding Tale", and we don't have the time to pay close attention to a "networker". "Meteor", and said that if we don't get the interview, we can just get a 3-minute video to go back, and we can talk about it later."
"Well, in the future, his family's social status will be higher, and his relationship with Mango TV will also be deeper. If it's not a last resort, who will play both sides?" Reporter B also patted the steering wheel helplessly.
In this interview contest, it was obvious that they lost.
;
Because, they can no longer walk in public like no one else, can no longer go shopping in the street, and have to wear sunglasses and masks when going in and out, otherwise, it will probably be a disaster.
Well, too many signatures are obviously the worst disaster for the pen-holding hand.
Brother Xiaosa has never realized that Shenma is called the real sign-in soft-handedly before, because he always just dodges when he sees something wrong, and will never give everyone a chance to surround him.
But now, when it is impossible for him to slip away early, and then run away again, when he is surrounded by the "excited" audience in at least 3 small towns, he can't help but be honest. What else can you do with your signature?
"If I had known it was so cute, I wouldn't have performed magic tricks just now."
Brother Xiao Sa signed his autograph quickly, but at the same time, he secretly complained in his heart, because many people who are excitedly asking for his autograph are attracted by the magic trick he just performed .Otherwise, maybe he can pass the test by signing more than 100 names at most.
And what kind of magic did he perform just now?It's actually very simple, he just took out a handful of red old man's head with a "swish", and then quickly flipped it over in his hand, the "old man's head" turned into a deck of playing cards again, and then flipped it over, The playing cards directly became a colorful unknown flower.
Undoubtedly, this kind of casually changing things, which should have been simple and common, is not so simple now, because Brother Xiao Sa, the performer, is wearing a short-sleeved T-shirt, and there is no preparation in advance.
That is to say, he conjured several objects almost casually, and many people, including the reporters, watched this.
There are even several cameras filming the scene.
It's just such a miraculous magic show, which at least multiplied Brother Xiaosa's miraculous ability by several times.People who didn't think he was very good at first, and maybe even a little disappointed (because he didn't perform imitation), suddenly boiled up.
As a result, brother Xiaosa's wish was immediately fulfilled by everyone. The white plastic bag, which was originally empty, was almost full in less than 2 minutes.
Then, before Brother Xiaosa had time to be happy, he had to find out painfully that he seemed to be asking for trouble, because everyone was really too enthusiastic. If he didn't give autographs, he would never want to push his bicycle out of everyone's room. In the encirclement.
As a result, people had to bow their heads under the eaves, and someone had no choice but to accept the unlucky "all comers" signature.
About two years ago, Brother Xiaosa was still very curious about a question, why the signature fonts of celebrities were always unrecognizable to him, as if they were all conjoined characters made of lines.But now, after he has a deep understanding, he finally understands why the so-called autograph sessions of the stars are so weird.
After passing this place, I must also design a simple and beautiful signature font.Brother Xiaosa kept writing the three words "Tang Xiaosa" in great pain, and he still used block script, so the writing was indeed very slow, even if he wanted to speed up, he couldn't.
You can't let others judge your font is too ugly, right?Although I do only have a high school education, at least I can write Chinese characters neatly!
It was this state of being extremely depressed and having to work hard to sign, which lasted for almost an hour, and this directly disrupted someone's original good idea.Because if it goes on like this, it is obviously impossible for him to make it to Qingtang Township today.
After all, he signed here, so should the next town also sign?
In the end, the rain was getting heavier and heavier, so he quickly persuaded the remaining nearly one hundred people, and it took a lot of talking, so he couldn't help shaking his hands in embarrassment.
Finally got through this level!Wrists are really tiring.
Maybe a friend asked, are you afraid of writing your name hundreds of times as a warrior?Isn't it only 00 words at most!
What he said is indeed correct, but everyone should know that he signed with one hand holding the book and the other hand hanging in the air with a pen in the air, and he had to write in a standard and good-looking way, and he also had to prevent rain from falling on the paper. In other people's notebooks, this is really too painful, isn't it?
If he was sitting on a chair with a big umbrella and signing on a suitable platform, then it didn't matter, even if he signed [-] times, he was just a little tired.But where is this condition on the scene?
What's more, there is no one to maintain order at the scene. Everyone pushes me and I squeeze you. He has to pay attention to maintaining balance. Under this signing environment, if a thin star comes, he may be squeezed It has to be thrown into the muddy water!
"What a capable person! The scene was really crazy, but he covered it!" A reporter couldn't help but sigh.
During the period when Brother Xiao Sa signed the autograph, more and more reporters gathered, and there were at least thirty of them now.But they had been pushed to the outside by the crowd long ago, and they could only watch silently as Brother Xiaosa, whose hair was wet by the rain but didn't bother to wipe it, was busy all the time.
"That's right, this is the physical strength! He resisted the crowd of so many people, and he didn't even back away." Another reporter also praised him.
"Just kidding, if he wasn't very physically fit, would he dare to ride alone in this heat and perform sh?"
"Okay, stop arguing, he's going to call it a day, what should we do now? He said he won't accept the interview if he doesn't complete the task!"
"Just kidding, of course I followed him and chased after him. If I met him but didn't get an interview, it would be strange if I didn't get scolded to death when I went back."
……
The reporters were all expressing their opinions, while Brother Xiaosa shook his right wrist while waving goodbye to many town residents who were still on the scene (with umbrellas), and then he carried the tightly tied Pockets, so the full plastic bag that didn't get wet from the rain was tied to the tail of the bike, and then I was carrying the guitar bag and was ready to start again.
"Brother Xiaosa, are you really not accepting interviews?" A reporter asked loudly unwillingly.
Brother Xiao Sa glanced back at him, and shook his head firmly: "I'm sorry, I just said that if I don't complete today's task, I will definitely not accept any interviews."
After saying this, he sat on the bicycle lightly, and then stepped on the pedals "bright and red", braved the fine raindrops, and drove towards the direction out of the town.
"Damn it, you really have a temper." A certain reporter gritted his teeth helplessly as he watched the back of someone who was fading away.
"Let's go, now we have to keep chasing!"
The reporters were all very depressed and sighed, and then hurriedly picked up their equipment, and found their parked cars one after another.
Amidst the sound of cars starting, dozens of reporters from all over the country slowly chased a bicycle that was not slow and drove onto the flat national road again.
"Hmph, have you seen the group of "Le Fantian"? They really are not slow!"
Ivecoli of the reporter group of "Entertainment Unlimited", asked the leading reporter with a disdainful tone but a look of seriousness on his face.
"I saw it, but they also failed." The reporter who was driving replied without looking back.
"They have failed now, but it won't be so when they get to the place." The leader said in a solemn tone: "In terms of comprehensive coverage and quick coverage of entertainment news, we are indeed inferior to them!"
"Brother Zhao, don't worry, we are here with guests from "Happy Camp". "Fantasy" wants an exclusive interview, and Brother Xiaosa probably doesn't have time to accept their interviews right now." Another cameraman reporter suddenly interjected. .
"Hey, that's right!" The leader called Brother Zhao couldn't help clapping his hands and laughing.
"Tang Xiaosa must stop walking all the way to Changsha, just like Yuzhou, so he must be willing to go to our station and spend a few hours recording a special program? After all, our station's "Quick Book" Countless big stars want to participate once.”
Brother Zhao is very confident about this, because as he said, it's just a matter of passing, I believe this handsome brother will never lose face, right?
"Let's go, our interview is probably ok, let the "Fantasy" gang cry later!" Brother Zhao whistled happily.
Suddenly, bursts of laughter rang out in the car.
On the other side, the two reporters of "Entertainment" are also discussing the trio of "Unlimited" who followed up later. They are also a little worried now, because just like the trio of "Unlimited" commented In that way, the interviews of their programs have to be face-to-face with the host, which requires the interviewers to accept the interview in a specific place, such as posting their logo on the background wall.
But obviously, it is impossible for Brother Xiaosa to go to fj to participate in the interview, because he went all the way to sh.
"In our program post bar, many fans are now leaving messages, wanting us to invite Brother Xiaosa to the station for an exclusive interview, but it seems very difficult now!" Reporter A said in a muffled voice while driving.
"Then what can we do? They want to go all the way to sh, unless we..."
Reporter B suddenly let out a "huh" while talking, and then said a little hesitantly: "Can we temporarily set up an interview site in Zhangjiajie ahead, and then start the interview directly after Tang Xiaosa arrives?"
There is no doubt that this is indeed a good idea, but is it worth it?Does his current worth deserve such treatment?
"We don't have the right to determine this method. I'll talk about it after I ask." After thinking for a while, reporter A picked up his mobile phone and started calling.
Then, he said something to the phone, and finally said "Oh" helplessly, and then hung up the phone in a fit of "okay, ok" promise.
"What do you say? Taili won't agree?" Reporter B asked indifferently.
Reporter A nodded, dropped his mobile phone and said depressedly: "Just now the station said, now we will focus all our energy on Zhang Jizhong and the production team of "The Deer and Ding Tale", and we don't have the time to pay close attention to a "networker". "Meteor", and said that if we don't get the interview, we can just get a 3-minute video to go back, and we can talk about it later."
"Well, in the future, his family's social status will be higher, and his relationship with Mango TV will also be deeper. If it's not a last resort, who will play both sides?" Reporter B also patted the steering wheel helplessly.
In this interview contest, it was obvious that they lost.
;
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