Excellent security guard

Being a security guard has never been as leisurely as living with the old man in Sichuan, the two are completely incomparable.

"I knew you were here."

Ge Laoliu smiled, and lay down on the opposite side of Xie Yifan, imitating Xie Yifan, drawing circles back and forth on the green lawn with his hands.

He has a pair of natural good "mouse whiskers", black and shiny, fine and soft.

It is said that Ge Laoliu's wife who was "stored" in his hometown, who was "like a flower and like a jade", was poisoned by a TV drama depicting the appearance of a romantic master, just because his beard was quite similar to the image of the master on TV. In the dark and windy night, the white and tender body was cheap for nothing.

What a girl, why do you have to watch TV dramas?

Soul pale!

"I said Ge Laoliu, you kid is too shameless. How many times have I told you that you are not allowed to watch the Japanese war at my place. Tell me yourself, when did you listen to it! Eh?"

Xie Yifan, who was once again exuding a lazy look all over his body, didn't bother to pay attention to him, rolled his eyes, and said angrily.

In fact, Xie Yifan never thought of deliberately pursuing today's matter, otherwise, he would not have confessed to Ge Laoliu after being labeled a hooligan by Lu Yishuang. After all, Ge Laoliu is the owner of the entire property. Security captain, relying on Xie Yifan in the future is much more important than currying favor with Lu Yishuang now.

These days, no one has a hobby.

"Here, Brother Fan, smoke a cigarette to quench the fire!"

Ge Laoliu turned over, put himself and Xie Yifan side by side, smiled obscenely indifferently, took out the crumpled cigarette from his pocket, lit the one in his hand first, and inhaled happily. He took a sip before handing one to Xie Yifan.

"No." Xie Yifan waved his hand.

Ge Laoliu smiled, put the cigarette back into the crumpled cigarette case, and waited until the cigarette in his hand was exhausted before sighing: "The spicy place next door, I knew it would be like this, so I don't say anything today. Look at the fragments of the Japanese country."

"Hmm! Huh?"

Xie Yifan didn't care to answer, and snorted a bit, but immediately realized that there was something in Ge Laoliu's words, so he raised his voice a little, "Then what, what do you mean?"

Ge Laoliu seemed to have been greatly wronged, and with a bitter face drooped, he said: "Brother, you are young and don't understand these things, but brother, I must find a place to vent my anger after watching that movie."

"You are very sincere, Ge Laoliu!"

Xie Yifan's head was full of black lines immediately, and he couldn't find anything to praise Ge Laoliu, so he had no choice but to use these two words instead.

"you are welcome."

Ge Laoliu was blushing, but immediately showed a distressed look, and said: "My brother originally wanted to vent his anger to Jian Fuhao's daughter, but I didn't expect that I would recite it today, so I went to that little girl After dancing on the body for the third time, her mother rushed into the room and saw it."

Thinking of Jian Fuhao's daughter's white butt that can blind her eyes and spit out water when pinched, Ge Laoliu blinked twice and squeezed out a tear.

"Only three times?...I'll go!"

Xie Yifan was taken aback. He stared at Ge Laoliu, who had the potential to be a film star, and said in surprise, "You, you are such a scum...... But, what happened later."

This turnaround is really fast enough.

"later?"

This time, Ge Laoliu was really blushing, and he held back for a long time before he could say a few words, "The old woman got impatient and KO'd me on the spot."

Xie Yifan patted Ge Laoliu's forehead speechlessly, until he confirmed that the other party didn't have a fever and was talking nonsense, then he was dumbfounded and said, "Ge Laoliu, do you even know what ko is?"

Ge Laoliu stared at Xie Yifan vigilantly, and answered the wrong question: "I tell you brother, Jian Fuhao's daughter belongs to my brother, you boy, don't make any foolish decisions, oh, by the way, now their mothers and daughters are all yours!" Don’t worry about it, you know it!”

In order to declare his sovereignty, Ge Laoliu deliberately increased his tone at the end.

Xie Yifan was stunned for a while, then suddenly covered his chest, his face full of pain, "Ge Laoliu, you are the best fighter among scumbags I have ever seen, and the VIP among scumbags!"

Whenever Xie Yifan thinks of the pair of top-quality fat women in Jian Fuhao's family, Xie Yifan has the urge to spit out the overnight food, and this kid actually warns himself not to think about it!

May I ask Ge Laoliu, was your head kicked by a donkey when you were a child?

Xie Yifan, who was about to go crazy, suddenly stood up and kept a few meters away from Ge Laoliu, patted his chest, and said seriously: "Sixth brother, as long as you are no matter where you are in the future, don't say you saw me today." , I promise to stay away from Jian Fuhao's wife and daughter for the rest of my life, okay?"

Look at this strong flavor, it's not ordinary sturdy!

After leaving this sentence, Xie Yifan ran away without waiting for Ge Laoliu to answer.

"Where did you go?"

Before Xie Yifan slipped into the Lu family villa, a cold voice came from behind.

Looking back, Xie Yifan immediately grinned and said, "Is there something wrong?"

In fact, based on Xie Yifan's internal cultivation today, he already knew that Lu Yishuang was standing behind the door long before he entered the door, but since he wants to be a security guard, he must have the awareness of security guards. It's just a capable person, Xie Yifan knows that if he acts a little bit abruptly, he may expose his identity as a master in the inner family.

"Yo ho, look at you."

Lu Yishuang almost spat out a mouthful of old blood in anger, and the good feelings she had just had because of eating a few pieces of delicious cakes made by Xie Yifan disappeared immediately.

From Lu Yishuang's point of view, Xie Yifan is clearly a security guard invited by the Lu family, okay? Why can't he know his identity clearly? Is there something wrong?Fortunately, he can say such a thing.

"Is there anything you should ask?"

The anger in Lu Yishuang's heart was ignited immediately, she stared at Xie Yifan and never moved away, and said coldly: "I'll give you 5 minutes to pack your own things, and then follow me. "

Seeing that Lu Yishuang's expression was a bit unkind, Xie Yifan's eyes widened, and his tears flowed, "Lu, Miss Lu, Ben, the security guard will not come out."

"What did you say? Say it again if you have the ability!"

Lu Yishuang raised her eyebrows, and a blush appeared on her jade-like cheeks.However, this is not a shy rhythm, it was completely pissed off by Xie Yifan's words just now, "You, who do you think this girl is, you bastard, you stinky rascal... ..”

It is estimated that the Miss Lu family has never scolded anyone like this in her life, but she couldn't help it. In just half a day, Miss Lu was successfully molested by this guy twice in a row, even if it is a clay figurine. What's more, the wronged one is Lu Yishuang, who has always been famous in the upper class of Jinling City for her image as a lady.

The eldest lady quarreled with the brat who had been in the market for many years, but there was no chance of winning.But in the same way, if the little security guard dared to challenge the bottom line of the eldest lady, he would die miserably.

In this contest of extremely unequal strengths between the two sides, in the end, Xie Yifan had no suspenseful tragedy.