Excellent security guard

There was a person hiding in a green belt not far from the entrance of the Lu family's villa. He was a thieves, sticking out half of his head and sneaking into the Lu family's villa.

"Don't look, your fancy pants are showing."

Xie Yifan passed by there, glanced expressionlessly at Ge Laoliu who was full of obscenities, and then continued on his way.

"Where? Where?"

Ge Laoliu's face was stunned, he fumbled around with his black hands, and turned his head back with a difficult twisting movement.

However, Ge Laoliu soon realized that Xie Yifan was joking with him.

"Brother Fan, you can't do this properly. How can you just molest brother casually?"

Ge Laoliu pouted contemptuously.

"Oh, then it's not easy for me to do it all over again."

Xie Yifan gave a sinister smile, and before Ge Laoliu could react, he quickly undid his trouser pockets, bent his middle finger and flicked it between his legs.

"Ow..."

A shrill scream came from the huge high-end villa area.

Xie Yifan was sweating all over his body when he heard this, frowned and said secretly: "Chacha, you are in a circle", then turned around and left with a dry smile.

Ge Laoliu's face was as black as charcoal, he gritted his teeth and said between his teeth: "Vulgar, you are too vulgar."

Xie Yifan coughed twice, looked up at the sky and was speechless, "I'm vulgar? Well, you're not vulgar, so what do you want to do sneaking outside where other girls live? Ge Lao Liu, don't say that you just happened to pass by. .”

"I……"

Ge Laoliu was suddenly at a loss for words, and his arrogance suddenly disappeared.

Xie Yifan put his arms around Ge Lao Liu's shoulder with a smile, and said, "Lao Liu, have a laugh with your brother."

"hey-hey!"

Ge Laoliu smiled very awkwardly, very ugly.

Xie Yifan beamed and said, "Then tell brother, why are you here today?"

"No, nothing."

Ge Laoliu shook his head vigorously, trying to slip away from Xie Yifan's hand.

Xie Yifan's face suddenly turned cold, he pinched the most vulnerable collarbone of Ge Laoliu's shoulder, and snorted coldly: "Ge Laoliu, speaking of which, you have been exercising for so long, brother wants to test how well you practice kungfu today Let’s go, let’s go to the grove to talk.”

"No, no, I'm not going!"

Ge Laoliu's shoulders were sore from being pinched, and his face was gray with death, but when he remembered the moment when his idiot was flicked just now, he lay on the ground and refused to leave with Xie Yifan.

Xie Yifan lazily squatted beside Ge Laoliu, and said with a grin, "Sixth brother, do you have something to hide from brother?"

"No, no."

Ge Laoliu was about to cry, and shook his head again, "Really not."

"No?"

Xie Yifan's face was completely gloomy, and he sighed, "Well, I'll go in later and tell Miss Lu about your peeping outside. How to deal with it depends on what she wants to do, okay?"

"Come on, brother!"

Ge Laoliu was so frightened that he shuddered all over, and waved his hands in fear, "I said, I said it's okay."

It turned out that the adulterous affair between Ge Laoliu and Jian Fuhao's wife and daughter was finally revealed, but the person who exposed this matter was not Jian Fuhao, but a female domestic servant that Jian Fuhao hired from outside yesterday.

The strange thing is that the female housekeeper did not tell Jian Fuhao about the scandalous things Ge Laoliu did, but threatened Ge Laoliu in private, ordering him to monitor Lu Yishuang's behavior when he was in the villa, and stated that as long as Ge Laoliu The sixth child was obedient, and she pretended not to know anything.

"Brother Fan, what I said is true, there is not a single lie."

Ge Laoliu's eyes were full of tears, but he didn't dare to look at Xie Yifan, his expression was sluggish.

After a long while, Xie Yifan raised his eyes suddenly, and asked seriously: "Brother Six, haven't you tried to take that witch together?"

"Witch?"

Ge Laoliu was stunned for a moment, but immediately understood that the witch Xie Yifan was talking about was the housekeeper, and shook his head sadly, saying, "I think, uh, I thought about it."

"Have you not had time to make a move yet?" Xie Yifan was amazed.

Ge Laoliu shook his head and said, "No."

"Why is that?" Xie Yifan's eyes widened, his expression was like a curious baby.

Ge Laoliu pursed his lips and sighed, "Well, I can't beat her."

Immediately, Xie Yifan's head was full of black lines, with infinite admiration in his eyes: "Damn, you really thought about it."

"Uh……"

Ge Laoliu was stunned for a moment, and said with a grievous face, "Thinking about it, it's not breaking the law."

"Bah, shameless man."

Xie Yifan looked at Ge Laoliu disgustingly as if he had eaten a fly, expressing that he was speechless.

Although he was talking nonsense with Ge Laoliu, it doesn't mean that Xie Yifan doesn't think about the problem now. What exactly does that female housekeeper want to do? Why does she want to monitor Lu Yishuang's every move?Could this matter be related to me?

There are many problems that Xi Yifan can't figure out for a while.

Ge Laoliu was very distressed, drooping his head, and said in a begging tone: "Brother, you should help my brother find a way, anyway, I can't let my brother be under the control of that crazy woman forever."

In this high-end villa area, only Xie Yifan is the kind of resourceful person who can always come up with unexpected ideas. At this time, Ge Laoliu can't help but feel a little dependent, knowing that this guy likes to talk nonsense , but once he encountered a difficult matter, he still hoped that Xie Yifan could give him an idea.

Xie Yifan gave him a sideways glance, and said slowly, "There is only one way to do this."

"any solution?"

Ge Laoliu's eyes lit up, and he blinked several times.

Xie Yifan's expression turned bitter, and he took out a few dollars from his pocket, and said, "Lao Liu, brother, you don't have much money, so you can only play for yourself. You take the money and run away."

Ge Laoliu's face suddenly collapsed, pointed to his nose and said in frustration: "The property has my brother's detailed information, and the female monster took away all my bank cards and ID cards, where can I go?" ?”

Xie Yifan was taken aback, and it took a long time before he said regretfully, "Then, the last way is to draw a circle and curse her."

"..."

Ge Laoliu's face turned red, then black, and finally green.

"Hahaha……"

Xie Yifan laughed so unsteadily that he almost choked on his own saliva.

Suddenly, a sharp voice came from the door of the Lu family's villa, "Salted duck egg, get out of here, miss."

"Uh……"

This time, it was Xie Yifan's turn to stop abruptly, and the smile on his face froze instantly.

"Lao Liu, if you don't want the money, I'll take it back, and I can buy a few buns tomorrow morning."

Xie Yifan shuddered violently, snatched the money back from Ge Laoliu who was full of grief and anger, and ran towards Lu's villa in a hurry.

"I'm laughing to death, hahaha..."

After a while, Ge Laoliu's wild laughter sounded like howling ghosts and wolves from outside the villa.