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Chapter 0063 charming absurdity

Obviously it was the little witch who called her back when she heard her laughter, but after entering the living room, the little witch was obedient and concentrated on playing with her mobile phone like a Barbie baby, thinking that Xie Yifan was nothing but air.

"Shu Xin, Ms. Shu, beauty... Wow, look at the handsome guy!"

Xie Yifan's face was full of smiles, resembling the salty wet silks seducing a little girl with candied haws in his hand, smiling around Shu Xin.

Very helpless, Shu Xin has been concentrating on playing with her mobile phone, never raising her head.

Taking advantage of the fact that there were only Shu Xin and himself in the living room, Xie Yifan simply sat down next to Shu Xin cheekily, feigned anger, and rushed up, saying: "You are short-sighted, did you hear me calling you?" .”

"Yeah, I'll forward it to all my friends soon."

Shu Xin acted as if she had nothing to do with her, and ignored Xie Yifan's provocation, until a moment later, she raised her white lotus-like arms and cheered happily while holding the phone.

"Sure enough, he is seriously ill."

Although he was ignored by others, Xie Yifan still didn't feel embarrassed at all, he pursed his mouth and muttered in a low voice, "It's true that mules are born to kick."

Shu Xin gave him a hard look with eyes full of disdain, then continued to lower her head and concentrate on playing with her mobile phone.

Xie Yifan felt curious, so he glanced at it. It turned out that what Shu Xin was reposting was a picture that was popular in the past few days. In the picture, there was a doll cloth horse, and a lot of money was put on the horse.

"This, what kind of mess is this."

Xie Yifan continued to choose to ignore Shu Xin's bad attitude, with a smile on his face.

Shu Xin froze, her little face turned dark, and she had the urge to go over and bite Yifan, "What do you know, here, here is a horse with a stack of RMB on its back, and the picture will make you rich immediately! Old Mao! Forget it, don’t talk nonsense with you, I have to tell everyone to forward it quickly, so that everyone can make a fortune together!”

Xie Yifan looked at Shu Xin who had the potential to be a money fan in some inexplicable way, pondered for a while, then frowned and said, "I think it's better for you not to forward it for now."

"Why acridine?"

Shu Xin turned her head back, blinking her big eyes, and licked her lips redder than cherries with her incomparably tender tongue. This is the time since Xie Yifan entered the door and now she has taken the initiative to express that she knows Xie Yifan. exist.

Xie Yifan curled his lips and said, "Alas... It's true that IQ is flawed. The picture on your phone doesn't mean that you will get rich right away. I don't even understand it. It's really difficult for you to be admitted to university."

"What is it if you don't get rich right away?"

Shu Xin pursed her small mouth angrily, her almond eyes widened with murderous intent.

Xie Yifan chuckled and said, "Malay a coin!"

At this moment, Xie Yifan was deeply proud of his sharp vision and superior IQ.

"Huh? Shu Xin, why do you have straight eyes? Are you sick?"

Dead silence!

"You...Salted duck egg, you big bastard, take your life!"

Then, Xie Yifan understood a truth, don't say strange things in front of women at any time, even if you have thoughts about something in your heart, you have to hide them deeply in your heart.

Especially if you know, "things are wipe out, hiding and named." The man behind this sentence can be less fat in a lifetime.

"You get me up."

"No, you bastard, my aunt is going to give you a serious treatment for your stinking problem today."

"Gu, aunt, I can't bear it anymore."

Being pressed down by a delicate and jade-like body, Xie Yifan couldn't help but feel his beast's blood boil. The evil pleasure made him shamelessly feel the wonderful experience of being squeezed and shocked.

At this moment, the charming absurdity seems so evil, oh!

"If you can't bear it, you have to carry it, huh? What is this thing, my aunt, my aunt, it hurts so much, take it away."

"I can't take it away! Oh, don't touch it."

"I don't believe it anymore, get out of the way, and I'll get it for you."

"Oh... I, life, lifeblood!"

Shu Xin clenched her two rows of rice-like white teeth tightly, but held a firm stick in her hand, and she could clearly feel the heat of that thing through her clothes.

"what!"

Shu Xin suddenly realized what she was grabbing, she immediately looked astonished, screamed, and then stared blankly at Xie Yifan, without saying a word for a long time.

Counting that time in the Gusu shopping mall, this is already the second time.

If there is still strength in her body, Shu Xin really wants to strangle this bastard who puts her face in his pocket all day long with both hands.But she didn't know that the sudden fire in Xie Yifan's heart that was ignited by Zhang Shilei was burned by herself again.

Especially the zero-distance ambiguous contact between the two of them just now made Xie Yifan suddenly discover that although Shu Xin's tender skin is different from Zhang Shilei's snowy and crispy fragrance, it has an indescribable bone erosion Coquettish, enough to make blood rush.

"Bastard, hooligan, pervert..."

The little witch gritted her teeth and scolded Xie Yifan, but her petite and immature face was blushing with embarrassment, almost dripping water.

For some reason, Xie Yifan suddenly laughed.

The wretched smile seemed very proud, just like a weasel who just got three hundred fat chickens.

Being able to make the little witch so angry, at least it relieved the hatred in my heart these days. When he thought of the inhuman life he had lived in the past few days, Xie Yifan felt that what he did just now was too wise and powerful.

Suddenly, Shu Xin also smiled, wrinkled her straight and small nose, and said with a smug expression: "Brother Salty Duck Egg, did you find that I have a good figure and a very feminine look?"

"Cough cough cough."

Xie Yifan blushed, and cold sweat broke out on his forehead. Some things were okay after thinking about them, but he didn't have such good mental endurance as Shu Xin, who dared to say anything.

A hint of cunning flashed in Shu Xin's eyes, and Kou Dan held up her crystal chin with her small hands, and said with a smile: "Brother Salty Duck Egg, how did you feel when you lay on top of me just now?"

Xie Yifan's face twitched violently a few times, and he almost buried his head under the coffee table, and said angrily, "Don't talk nonsense, just now, just now was just an accident."

Obviously, Xie Yifan underestimated the shamelessness of the little witch.

Shu Xin covered her mouth and giggled, and said: "Wow, it turned out to be an accident, then, how do you explain why you secretly watched Sister Yishuang taking a bath last night? Is it also an accident?"

"nonsense!"

Xie Yifan's eyes widened, his face flushed with anxiety, and he said with righteous indignation: "How can I watch her take a bath? She is a female doctor, the third type of person. I think you have something wrong with your head."

Shu Xin's eyes suddenly became very pure and innocent, and said: "Then, why did you tell me that Sister Yishuang has a birthmark on her back, so you are lying?"

Xie Yifan was stunned suddenly, with a panicked expression.

Because, he suddenly realized something was wrong, and he was afraid that there was nothing wrong with Shu Xin, but he was the one who really had something wrong with his head, so he couldn't die, how could he talk about such a non-existent thing with the little witch in Lu's villa?Where is Miss Lu now?

Killing is not this rhythm!

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