King of soldiers

After boarding the plane, the space inside is also very small, the students are all crowded together, and some girls even have to sit on the laps of the boys, which makes some boys feel secretly, although these girls are quite average-looking , but something is better than nothing.

After everyone got on board, it was discovered that there were no slim and beautiful stewardesses in the cabin, but an uncle with a beard and an old uniform. The uncle closed the cabin door forcefully, and the plane made a loud noise, and the whole fuselage I shook for a while while having epileptic symptoms, but I didn't take half a step forward.

It seems that the doors of the passenger compartment and the cockpit are broken. The uncle stretched out his hand to open it, but he didn’t open it. Frowning, he simply took out his mobile phone and called the driver. He chatted for a long time, and it was a long time After a while, the plane moved on the runway, the speed changed from slow to fast, and finally flew into the sky.

After the plane took off, the uncle took out a bottle of Red Star Erguotou out of nowhere, and continued to talk on the phone while drinking heavily.

"Uncle, isn't it forbidden to make phone calls when the plane is taking off? It will affect the radio navigation." Zhi Fubao saw that the uncle was still holding the phone and muttering something.

"What do you know? I'm not navigating? My son just got his pilot's license for less than a week. If I don't tell him how to fly, you will be responsible if he falls down later? Look, it's you, the signal is almost gone, hey Hello!……"

After hearing what the flight attendant said, Zhi Fubao suddenly felt chills go up his back, what?Dare to fly alone in a plane less than a week after getting a driver's license?

I've seen unreliable ones, but I've never seen such unreliable ones. Is this an airline plane?Besides, if the plane falls and you ask me to take responsibility, then everyone will be farting, and I think the responsibility can only be to Lord Yama.

Fortunately, the plane was very noisy, and the conversation between Zhi Fubao and the flight attendant was not heard by others, and did not cause widespread disturbances.

Along the way, whenever the plane encounters air currents, it will appear epileptic, which makes the face of Kuang Keng, who arranged the plane, change color. In order to save money, he asked Hei Zai to contact a cheaper plane. The plane that I contacted an aviation enthusiast was not a plane of Shenma Airlines at all, and the route applied for was also a purely private route.

Next time, let's find a discounted airliner, and we can't let Hei Zai find such an unreliable guy to do private work again. Saving money is important, but you have to spend your life, Kuang Keng thought to himself.

This uncle flight attendant is called Lao Fei. Although Ye Fei also has the word 'Fei' in his name, no one can fly. Lao Fei is one of the best private pilots in China. But last night he went to attend the engagement banquet of a friend's child. I was a little drunk, but I couldn't delay today's business, so I had to temporarily pull my son who had just learned to fly a plane to the top.

Originally, I wanted to guide the co-pilot, but for some reason, the door from the passenger cabin to the cockpit could not be opened.

Lao Fei is also a bold person with high skills, so he simply ignored his son Qingcai and let him work there alone, and he began to sleep soundly.

Although there were occasional bumps, the plane landed safely on an abandoned road in hn after a few hours. After the plane stopped, Kuang Keng called the students to get off the plane.

Lao Fei was the last to get off the plane, opened the door of the front cockpit, went up and dragged down a young man with a flushed face and smelled of alcohol, stretched out his hand and slapped the young man on the back of the head, bluffing : "You little bastard, fasten the door on the inside, just to steal the Wuliangye hidden by me!"

The young man was not in a hurry, he drank the last sip of the wine in the bottle in his hand, and then said to his father in a daze: "You have five bottles hidden in it, and I only drank one bottle. Do I believe it or not that I told my mother about you secretly drinking?"

"You kid, you still dare to threaten me? It's against you! Come here and see if I don't kick you to death!"...

When everyone saw that the person who had just arrived by plane turned out to be a boy who drank a bottle of Erguotou and looked to be in his twenties, they couldn't help but feel their feet were empty, and they were afraid for a while.

"This, this, is also a feature of our company, the drunken pilot performance during the retro flight."

Although Kuang Keng said this, his heart was still trembling, and he secretly slandered Hei Zai for finding someone who was too unreliable.

"Come on, come on! Unload all your luggage, they still have business and must leave immediately."

As Kuang Keng said, he stretched out his hand and broke a metal cover at the back of the plane, and the metal cover was opened, and the large bags of the students checked in at the airport were piled up inside. The emotional airport also had an agreement with them, and they would put them away immediately after the security check. Their things were shipped to this plane first.

Under Kuang Keng's command, the students began to move their big and small bags down, and piled them up on the side of the road, colorful and spectacular.

Ye Fei saw the small bag he checked in at a glance, went up first and took out the bag, then walked over and said to Lao Fei: "Your son's plane is flying well."

"It's okay, I learned how to fly a plane while watching me, how come you can fly a plane?" Lao Fei was immediately elated when he heard Ye Fei boasting about his son's driving skills, and seeing Ye Fei was also very pleasing to the eye.

"I can drive a little bit, but I'm not a professional. I also want to play with an airplane. Then you can let your son come and play with me."

Ye Fei looked at the flushed and drowsy Qingcai next to him, as if he had picked up a treasure, and he could still fly this broken plane so well when he was so drunk. Isn't a good plane better than a royal pilot?

Although I don't have a plane yet, with the growth of power, there will be bread, milk, and handguns. Feiba, Sam, and all the green vegetables in front of me, as long as they are talents, Ye Fei can I like it, and I want to keep it for my own use.

"Okay! It also depends on what kind of plane you have. This kid has a ruthless mouth. He doesn't like ordinary planes."

As Lao Fei said, he patted his son on the head, took out a crumpled business card from his pocket, handed it to Ye Fei, and said, "However, boy, I believe you can get an airplane. Just give us a call."

Ye Fei took the business card from Lao Fei and looked at it. It said 'Lao Feifei's company provides various long-distance and short-distance charter services. Contact number: 159xxooxooo'. He put the business card close to him, and Ye Fei asked curiously again. Then he said, "Why do you believe so much that I'm not kidding you?"

"Based on my feeling, the more I drink, the more sensitive I feel. Well, we have to go to gz to pick up a job, and we will contact you later." After speaking, he and Qing Cai got into the cockpit and started the plane to taxi on the road , take off and go away.

I was scared after the light just now, and everyone didn't pay attention to the surrounding environment. Now that the plane was flying far away, I only looked around. The place looks like a barren place. It is definitely not an airport, but more like a remote wilderness.

"Manager Kuang, where is this place? How do we get to the place where we live?" Luo Quan, who was in charge of contact, was also stunned when he saw it, and hurriedly asked Kuang Keng.

"No, it's agreed to come to pick up people at this hour, please wait for a while."

The big guy just sat on the luggage scattered on the side of the road like a refugee. After about an hour, he saw a large truck driving in the distance.

It was still a long way away and everyone could already hear the rattling noise of the parts on the car. Ye Fei couldn't help but frowned, thinking that he had just finished riding a retro airplane, so it seemed that this time he was going to take a retro car again.

The car drove up in front of everyone, and a thin monkey-like guy wearing a large calico shirt and a gold chain with the thickness of a thumb got out of the cab, and he smiled and said to Kuang Keng, "Brother Kuang, I just went to the market to unload a car. Pig, I'm a few minutes late, let's get in the car and go!"

"How many minutes is this? We've been waiting for almost an hour. You must have used the car for private work." After complaining, Kuang Keng shouted to the students, "Hurry up and load the luggage into the car!"

Then Kuang Keng didn't have time to argue with the thin monkey, and directed the students to load the luggage into the car again.

As soon as they approached the truck, everyone smelled a pungent smell, and when they looked into the truck, there were still some scattered pig manure inside.

"What's going on here? Did you send the wrong car?" Even Luo Quan asked Kuang Keng, holding his nose.

"This is... this is our special pastoral tour. Don't worry, the accompanying tours don't charge much." This time Kuang Keng himself admired his ability to make nonsense.

"This, this is too dirty, isn't it?" Luo Quan said, pointing at the back of the car, he really didn't want to sit in this kind of car because he was always pampered.

"What are you talking about! This is the bus. If you like to take it, if you don't want to take it, there is a station [-] kilometers ahead. You can go there and take the bus by yourself!"

The thin monkey is obviously a gangster, and he glared at Luo Quan. Luo Quan was afraid and had to drag the students into the car. The students were already complaining, but they were already here, and the thin monkey said the nearest The station is also [-] kilometers away, and the people like myself have big bags and small bags, so they had no choice but to load their luggage on the car, and the people jumped on it.

Originally Kuang Keng wanted to invite Emily to sit in the cab with him, but Emily refused, and got into the back of the car with Ye Fei, Kuang Keng had to let Luo Quan sit in front, Luo Quan was also very happy He quickly got into the cab, and just like that, a car of pigs turned into a car of people, driving away along the highway.