King of soldiers

After a long journey, it was almost four o'clock in the afternoon when the car arrived at the destination. After getting off the car, Ye Fei found that there was an ordinary small fishing village in front of him. On the sandy beach and the turquoise sea, there are several dark-skinned fishermen on the beach who are harvesting the sun-dried fish.

Due to the foreshadowing of the previous things, the students are already mentally prepared, so they are not too surprised to see such an ordinary village. The journey along the way is exhausting, and they just want to take a hot bath and have a place to sleep. Let's talk later.

"Okay, okay, everyone, unload your luggage and follow me, we are here..."

"Original homestay luxury resort." This time, Ye Fei had already helped Kuang Keng think up the nonsense words, and took the lead into the fishing village with a small bag on his back. Emily also smiled and directed the students to follow with their luggage. come up.

After entering the village and walking west for a while, there were several bungalows for civilian use. Kuang Keng pointed to the houses and said, "There are two rooms and one living room inside, and each room can accommodate two people. Everyone can allocate them freely."

After Kuang Keng finished speaking, there was another burst of confusion. Under Emily's command, the students divided up their rooms, but the rooms were very simple and had a damp musty smell inside. Even direct drinking water was not available. It is a problem, let alone hot water for bathing.

The students complained for a while, and the pampered Luo Quan was also very uncomfortable, but this travel company was found by himself, so he had to slap his swollen face to pretend to be fat, and pretended to be stupid when he came here.

"Today, you rest here first, and tomorrow I will take you to visit the scenic spots."

After finishing speaking, Kuang Keng invited Emily again: "Mr. Emily, we have an office with several rooms nearby, and we also have a place to stay. Would you like to sit down for a while, so we can talk about tomorrow's schedule in detail? Arrangement?" As he spoke, he wanted to reach out and pull Emily forcibly.

At this time, Ye Fei was still some distance away from Emily. Seeing that Kuang Keng's claws were about to succeed, he reached out his hand in desperation and took out a small hard metal box from the small bag that Zhi Fubao was carrying next to him, and threw it hard.

In the end, there was only a sound, Kuang Keng's palm seemed to be stung by something, and there was a sharp pain, which instantly became red and swollen, and the whole hand lost consciousness. Color Claw retracted it, and the students who were packing up all around heard the sound and gathered around.

"I'm sorry, my hand slipped and I didn't hold it. Emily is our teacher, so naturally we have to stay with our students, or else there are so many men and women together. Once something happens, Emily will act as a teacher. The team leader can't escape the responsibility." Ye Fei came over and spread his hands, and said to Kuang Keng.

"Yes, mine is with my students." Emily said firmly.

"Good! Good! Good! You are brave enough!" Although Kuang Keng is considered a gangster on the road, but now there are only two people including himself and the thin monkey on the car outside the village. These dozens of people can trample themselves to death with one foot.

The so-called good man does not mean losing money in front of him. After Kuang Keng said a few good things, he turned around and left the village angrily.

Ye Fei saw that Kuang Keng retreated in spite of the difficulties, so he stepped forward to pick up the small iron box that he had just thrown out in a hurry, and wanted to return it to Zhi Fubao, but he couldn't find Zhi Fubao after searching in the crowd for a few times. silhouette.

Everyone saw that Kuang Keng said a few words inexplicably and then left. They didn't know what happened. Some kind of candy could make him angry. They guessed in their hearts and couldn't help but look at the small iron box in Ye Fei's hand. go.

"Du Lei's Poetry! Limited Edition with Contrasted Fruit MSG!" I don't know who has such treacherous eyes, but can read the words on the iron box in Ye Fei's hand from such a distance.

When Ye Fei heard this, he immediately looked down, and sure enough, the small box in his hand had the Olympic Fuwa panda Jingjing and the Asian Games panda Panpan painted on it, and the words xx set were also written on it.

"Wow! How could this be? Isn't it too cheating?"

Ye Fei, the soldier king who used to be calm and calm, was also confused when he encountered this situation. He thought that you, a fat man, will be fine by yourself, and you have to bring your equipment. No matter how expensive the outside things are, they are only ten yuan. , Eight yuan?You have to save even this little money.

It doesn’t matter if you carry the equipment with you, you just put it in the big bag, and you have to keep it close to your body. Are you always ready?Ready to take with you?

You said that it’s fine if you carry it with you, and you can buy a decent one at the supermarket. After finishing this equipment, it’s still fake, and there are two pandas, one male and one female, printed on the box. Do you think Du Leishi is Blizzard World of Warcraft? ah?Also made an expansion pack for China?

It may also be that you support China's animal protection cause, and you paired up their two mascots, Lalang, but can you make their image better, Panpan draws it like a zebra, how can you attract girls? ...

"Hehe, hehe." After a short period of mental activity, Ye Fei finally realized that this kid Zhi Fubao usually has evil intentions, but he has no guts. It is very likely that he used someone else's condom box to pack xylitol to eat.

Holding a sliver of hope, Ye Fei opened the box and couldn't help being overjoyed. There were indeed candies inside, which really saved lives.

"Don't get me wrong, I am actually a very upright person, and I am a person with the virtues of thrift and hard work. I picked up this box. It is a pity to throw it away. It is used to hold candy. This candy Not bad, everyone come and try."

Speaking of which, Ye Fei took out a piece of banana-flavored candy that had been torn off by a corner, and Zhi Fubao, who was hiding behind the wall not far away, sighed for a while and said to himself: "Boys, you said it's candy!" That's enough, why do you still have to tear open the package, it's really a sin that God committed, and you can't live without it, buddies, I can't help you, take care of yourself."

"Come and eat, come and eat! Teacher Emily, come and try it too, the banana flavor must be good!"

Ye Fei opened the package and was about to hand it to Emily, but a yellow rubber-like object popped out from the candy wrapper. Ye Fei took a closer look, woohoo!It's really a condom, what's wrong with this cheating copycat manufacturer?The idea of ​​making a condom into the shape of candy is really killing people.

"This, this, in fact, this is a balloon, yes, it is a candy balloon. It is a balloon sentimental tourism project provided by the travel company. You can see that this is very romantic when it blows up."

Ye Fei was really at the end of his rope, so he could only imitate Kuang Keng's nonsense, frowning, he blew up the balloon, and shook it in his hand to show that he was really emotional.

The students all looked at Ye Fei with weird eyes, and the boys secretly admired him, thinking that you are a good kid, you are really a master of wolves by preparing equipment with you and being so creative.

The girls took a few steps back slowly to increase the distance between Ye Fei and some of them who looked like prehistoric creatures put their hands on their chests to show their chastity.

Seeing Ye Fei make a fool of himself, Luo Quan was overjoyed, stepped forward and said righteously: "Student Ye Fei, how can you carry such dirty things with you, I am so disappointed in you!" Shaking his head with a pitiful face, he went into his room.

Depend on!Dirty?If this thing is dirty, you may have many brothers and sisters. This is the greatest invention in the world. Ye Fei slandered Luo Quan in his heart, and Emily also said: "It's all gone, it's all gone Come on, student Ye Fei needs to reflect on himself! It’s in the wilderness here, and someone has to keep vigil at night, so you should keep vigil today, so that you won’t be full, warm, and lustful, thinking about unhealthy things all day.” After finishing speaking, Ai Millie also turned and went back to the room.

"This is really a balloon...Yeah...very emotional..." Ye Fei stood alone, shaking the balloon in his hand helplessly.

Everyone has almost packed up, and it's time to eat. Due to the tossing on the road, the students didn't have a serious lunch. A few people on the road took out the biscuits and other small snacks they brought with them to share with everyone. I was so hungry that my eyes were blurred and my stomach was growling.

It is definitely impossible to count on Kuang Keng's travel agency. Judging from the situation here, there is no decent restaurant in the village, so the students have to do their own thing, find all the cooking utensils in the room, and find some dry branches. A fire was lit in a room with a stove, and everyone hurriedly cooked some instant noodles and ham sausages, which also showed the advantage of people like Zhifubao who brought more things.

Some students also bought some fresh seafood from the villagers. The seafood was really good and cheap, which made the students feast on it, and finally made some good memories during this cheating journey.

During the whole process, Zhi Fubao avoided Ye Fei, and Ye Fei didn't take the initiative to provoke him, but he put the small box of crime that ruined Ye Fei's first name close to his body. The opportunity to be alone, Ye Fei would never mind letting Zhi Fubao eat all the 'candies' in this box.

After eating, it was getting dark. After chatting for a while, the students went back to their rooms to rest. The girls are more clean, so they boiled water and took a shower first.

Ye Fei could only obey Emily's orders, and stood guard around several houses boredly. Because Ye Fei left a bad impression on everyone during the day, a second-level sentry was left in front of each female dormitory to watch vigilantly. Ye Fei's movements made Ye Fei feel uncomfortable and could only walk out of the village.

When he came outside the village, Ye Fei received a text message from Murong Qingxue, which said: "Thanks to the host for his generous treat. The food, accommodation, and entertainment here are good. The journey without you is so perfect!"

Depend on!It's really annoying. Seeing that I found you and didn't hit your little PP, Ye Fei thought to himself and suddenly felt a noise from the woods behind him, and immediately said: "Come out, I've seen you a long time ago, Fengru Fat buttocks, the target is so obvious, and he also learns how to hide and seek."