country rascal

Chen Laihu sat on the folding stool in the courtyard and listened to what the fat aunt had to say.

"He called and said that he would give me [-] yuan, and let me find a chance to hook up with the sixth child. Then he and Xu Er's stupid Chen Heigou rushed in, caught him right away, and got your father out of power."

"If you get it done, that bastard in his family won't be able to be a branch secretary anymore, he just wants to make my father stinky, hehe, he still uses the same trick, and dares to find you, that stupid Xu Er also followed suit, making lard fooled heart."

Chen Laihu lit a cigarette and puffed heavily: "Auntie, have you promised him?"

"No way, I said let me think about it, and I want to talk to you about this matter, and see what to do."

Aunt Fat didn't lack the 3 yuan, and she was still hoping that Chen Laihu would find her a job.Otherwise, if you have money, you have some money, but it's not a problem to be idle all day long, so there are quite a few people who want to go to the widow's house to eat her white meat.

"If you promise him, it means that you will do this at night."

Chen Laihu thought about it for a while, thinking that this matter could be planned, maybe he could dig a hole and let these guys die together.

"Then... tell me what to do?"

After Chen Laihu explained his calculations, the fat aunt giggled: "Your idea is so bad, how can you do this."

"Who asked them to do the first grade of junior high school, and why don't you want me to be the fifteenth grade?"

Chen Laihu opened his arms to hug her, and she raised her eyes and said, "What's wrong? Auntie didn't think about it, but you did?"

"Auntie, don't lie to me, you have long thought of going to heaven. When I entered the hospital, you ran out without washing your hands, just to talk about this? Why don't you just want to have sex with me. "

He pinched the fat aunt's cheek and kissed it down.

The two lips were stuck together, and when they were separated, there was still water in the mouth.

"You like to make fun of your aunt. Your aunt is a 30-year-old woman. As the old saying goes, thirty is like a wolf and forty is like a tiger. I ask a lot, so don't worry..."

"Who do you think Laihu is? What's wrong with being like a wolf like a tiger? I can't hold down the wolf and turn it into a dog?"

"Go, who is the dog?"

Aunt Fat's round face was blushing, it wasn't shame, she was ashamed, it was excitement.

"What are you talking about, auntie, go to the back room and show me how you act like a wolf and a tiger, and I'll show you how I turned a big she-wolf into a little bitch..."

"Pinch you."

After being hugged by Chen Laihu to the bed in the back room, Aunt Fat remembered something.

"Yi Ling hasn't come back yet, if she..."

"What are you afraid of? At worst, I'll take advantage of her and drag her into the water."

"You little bastard!"

The fat aunt immediately became flirty, and without Chen Laihu's words, she took off her clothes, revealing her plump and smooth body, and then helped Chen Laihu undress, and the two rolled on the bed.

"Auntie, I find that you are getting more and more beautiful, and you are not tired of looking at it. You are much more beautiful than those little girls in the village. Those people only have a face. How can you look like Auntie with this figure? so……"

"If you think your aunt is fat, just say it straight, how can you beat around the bush like this."

The fat aunt spat, opened her mouth and bit his shoulder, as if she was being coquettish.

Chen Laihu hugged her with open arms, not to mention, Auntie Fat's plump and proud body is much more comfortable than Ding Xiaolan's slender and well-fitting body.At least he won't spit up his flesh, just like Ding Xiaolan, if he wants to sit on his lap, he has to cough up blood.

After they are all in bed, there is nothing to say. After touching and kissing until they are all moist, they will fight close to each other.

The two white bodies rolled back and forth on the bed, and it took an unknown amount of time before they stopped.

Panting heavily, the fat aunt leaned on the bed, helped Chen Laihu find cigarettes, lit him, saw that he was also panting, and smiled coquettishly: "Why are you tired?"

"Holding my aunt's one hundred and eighty catties of meat, how can I not be tired..."

"You are looking for death, brat."

Chen Laihu smiled, and put her forehead on her chest: "Auntie, I don't know where I am lucky to be able to do this with you, and to tell you from the bottom of my heart, whoever I did it with, I didn't do that with you." so comfortable."

The fat aunt felt warm in her heart when she heard it: "Just be sweet, your aunt doesn't do you any favors. You are my aunt's benefactor, so my aunt wants to do this with you. From now on, my aunt won't find another man. If you don't dislike it, I will do it with you for the rest of my life."

"Auntie."

Chen Laihu hugged her tightly, feeling a warm current in his heart.

"Fat aunt, I'm back."

Yi Ling's voice came from the courtyard, Fat Aunt hurriedly got dressed and got out of bed.

"I'm preparing pancakes, do you like sweet and salty ones?"

Seeing Yiling drinking water in the courtyard, Aunt Fat wanted to lure her away so that Chen Laihu could come out.

"Salty, let's add some scallions," Yi Ling walked into her room, "I'll change my clothes and come to learn how to make pancakes."

Chen Laihu got dressed at this time, and as soon as she entered the room, he opened the door and walked out on tiptoe.

"Auntie, I'll come back tomorrow night."

"Ah."

The fat aunt hugged him and grabbed his crotch, covering her mouth with a smile and sending him out.

"Fat aunt, tell me what's going on with that Tian Qi."

Yiling changed into a long lake-green dress, and stepped on flip-flops with her bare feet, giving her a cool and glamorous look.Even in front of Aunt Fat, if a man is present, he will definitely feel the aura of the refrigerator.

"That's a big bastard in our village, and now he's living in the county seat. You want to ask Xu Er's bastard about smashing Chen Laihu's head?"

Yi Ling said, "How do you know? Aren't you at home all the time?"

"Ahem, someone came over just now, I heard what he said," Fat Aunt hurriedly covered up, "I don't know what Tian Qi is doing in the county, it seems that I heard people say that he was looking after the scene for others, and made some side money. I live in the county seat and rarely come back.”

"Hmm..." Yi Ling rested her chin and was thinking about how Tian Qi, Xu Er's idiot, was connected together.Hearing that the fat aunt had entered the kitchen, she followed her in.

The scallions are up to now, they are all fine onions, chopped and put in the noodles, the fire under the iron pot over there has not been lit yet, and I was just fooling around with Chen Laihu, so there is no time to light the fire.

While waiting for the fire, the fat aunt tore off a piece of smoked bacon left over from years ago on the stove, cut it up and prepared it for a stir-fry.

Yiling looked at it, took the kitchen knife and said: "I see there is still meat in the refrigerator, fat aunt, please bring some for me, I will cook today."

The fat aunt didn't expect that the female college students who came down from the county could cook, so she took the frozen meat curiously, and it was funny to see her talking to herself that she didn't have a microwave oven.

"There are not many people in our village who use that thing. The dishes made by that thing don't have much moisture and are dry."

"I want to defrost that."

Yi Ling wanted to show off her cooking skills, but the meat was frozen into pieces, so she had to wait for the meat to thaw.

After transferring out, she received a call from Ning Yan, who directly called her mobile phone.

"Xiaoling, are you going back to the county the day after tomorrow?"

"Back."

Yi Ling felt disgusted at the thought of her touching her thighs with Chen Laihu in the coffee shop, and asked her if she was okay, then hung up the call.After thinking about it, I told my fat aunt not to wait for her to eat, and went to Chen Laihu's house.

Chen Laihu ate first, and Zhao Xiumei stewed pig's brain for him, saying that his head was injured and needed to be repaired.He didn't eat less of this when he was young, and he didn't see it getting better.

Chen Fengbo sat there boldly and said, "I'll have someone guard the entrance of the village, and when that fool Xu Er comes back, I'll catch him and send him to the police station..."

"What's the use? Fine him a few thousand, and he will come out in a blink of an eye."

Chen Laihu drank the soup and gave Zhao Xiumei a thumbs up, and saw Yi Ling walking in.

"Why are you here?"

"What are you going to do about this?"

Yi Ling took the initiative to talk to him, and he was a little flattered, but when she heard what she was asking about, he crooked his mouth: "Just relax, Xu Er's idiot can't make trouble."

"Hmph." Yi Ling said with a cold face, "Don't try to play tricks behind your back."

Seeing that Chen Laihu was also snorting coldly, Zhao Xiumei hurriedly said, "I'm going to get the bowl, the rice is too much, Xiaoyi, you can eat at our house."

Yi Ling didn't refuse either, and when she brought the bowls and chopsticks, she scooped up a few scoops of pig brain soup with a spoon, and asked what it was as soon as her eyes lit up.

"Pig brains, specially for those pig brains to supplement their brains..."

Yi Ling's expression changed, and she ran to the gate of the courtyard, holding on to the threshold and crying loudly.

She doesn't like the internal organs, pig brains, she turns off when she thinks of the slippery appearance.It's no wonder that it's all white when scooped out.

"Don't waste it if you don't eat, what are you vomiting?"

Seeing Ah Huang running to eat what Yiling vomited shamelessly, Chen Laihu pulled it by the ear and threw it into the room to lock it up.

"It's my fault. I saw that Laihu's head was smashed, so I thought of stewing some pig brain soup to make up for it..."

"Mother, it has nothing to do with you. Some people are born rich and expensive, and they are not used to the food of our rural people."

"you……"

With a pale face, Yi Ling turned her head and glared at Chen Laihu, before returning to that cold face: "I still have something to do, Party Secretary Chen, I'll go back first."

"Walk slowly."

Chen Fengbo looked at Chen Laihu and said, "You don't want to pick on her, so why provoke her?"

"Who said I don't want to pick up her? Her temper is like an ice gourd. Whoever gets it will be unlucky. I don't mean to anger her. She will care? different……"

"You son of a bitch, don't pretend to be your father, your father was too young." Chen Fengbo said with a stare.

"If you have rich experience, let's listen to it. Not only I want to hear it, but my mother also wants to hear it."

Chen Fengbo's heart skipped a beat, he took a look at his wife, and picked up vegetables for dinner in silence. You can't pick up on this nonsense, if you pick it up, you can still go to the kang at night?It would be strange not to be kicked down by Zhao Xiumei.

"Have you thought about how to deal with Xu Er's fool?"

"I need your father's help in this matter..."

After Chen Laihu explained the plan, Zhao Xiumei became displeased: "Why do you want your dad to go? Can't you?"

He was just waiting for her to say this, but before he could speak, Chen Fengbo pressed his thigh and said, "That's right, you can do it. When I came home at night, my leg was in the wrong position and I was out of breath. If you can’t run in time, don’t you be self-defeating? You still have to come.”

Zhao Xiumei looked at him entering the hospital, and she got angry, knowing that he was talking to herself, she felt sweet, so she stretched out her hand and pinched his thigh: death.

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