country rascal
Chapter 027 Oops!Got it!
Chen Laihu wanted to design Tian Qi, but he would not let Chen Fengbo go into battle, he would really mess with Fat Auntie.Looking back, Zhao Xiumei must kill him as a son alive.He is only a few centimeters taller than Chen Fengbo, he is generally tall and straight, like a small pine tree, and he is not much different from the back view.
The voices are also [-] to [-]% similar, as long as the environment is designed better, Chen Heigou Tianqi and the others will not be able to recognize it.
When it got dark the next day, the fat aunt came to Chen's house with a plate of sauced duck. When she entered the house, Zhao Xiumei stopped her and said in a low voice: "I know everything about the situation. Laihu told me. Don't worry when the time comes." , Once they fall into the trap, none of them can escape."
Fat Aunt thought that Chen Laihu had told about the two of them, she felt flustered for a while, she forced a smile and chatted with her while laughing, and then helped her cook in the kitchen, but her heart was in a state of turmoil.
Chen Laihu was not at home yet, it was not time for dinner, so he ran to Ding Xiaolan's side without staying next to the house.
Yesterday, Ding Xiaolan's head was wiped with chili water, it was hot, and for the first time, Chen Laihu didn't care about her body, and made a big fuss all the way, her body is not as plump as Aunt Fat , how can I stand this.
The buttocks were also scratched by him with the whetstone. Now it's not only the cut that hurts, but also the buttocks.
After applying the ointment, after the coolness passed, there was still a numbness.
I didn't go to work in the fields anymore, so I got a cool chair in the yard and sat there.
It's getting dark today, and the cool breeze blowing into the yard is quite comfortable, just... watching Chen Laihu take out a strip of tendon meat in the kitchen, it's [-]% to [-]% cooked, and chewing it in his mouth. At the door, the eyes are fixed on the outside of the courtyard.
"He said he'd be back at seven?"
"Yes," Ding Xiaolan looked at him, her eyes slid down naturally, she went to his crotch, and saw that there was no movement there, but there was a big bulge, her heart jumped in a panic, and she bumped into Chen Laihu's laughing face again. eyes, quickly turned his head to the side, "Look what I'm doing."
"I only look at sister-in-law who is beautiful. If she is like sister-in-law Guan, I don't even look at her."
Just now when Chen Laihu told about Zhang Qiang and Mrs. Guan, Ding Xiaolan felt even more uncomfortable with Zhang Qiang. She thought he was a bit refined, but now, he is like a male dog in heat.
"Have you seen all those photos? Who else but me?"
"There are a few in Zhaozhuang, a few in Wangjiadu, and a few in Yushukou in the back. I counted those memory cards, but there are more than a dozen of them. All of us in Dingjiang Town have decent looks and figures. Mother-in-law..."
When Chen Laihu mentioned this, his mouth was crooked, full of ruffian air.
"Who is there?" Ding Xiaolan is also a woman, loves to gossip, and is very curious.
"I said you don't know each other, but Zhang Qiang even marked their names."
Chen Laihu curled his lips and smiled, he didn't know how many Zhang Qiang had slept with, and when he was free, he had to go to the county to ask him.
After chatting for a while, the tendon was eaten up. Chen Laihu clapped his hands to check the time, but saw a head protruding from the low wall, and quickly retreated into the kitchen.
"Why are you back? Don't you know that the whole village is looking for you? Chen Fengbo even installed eyeliner at the entrance and end of the village, you..."
"Shh..."
Xu Er stunned over the wall and covered Ding Xiaolan's mouth: "Keep your voice down, I came back to take care of this matter, mother, you didn't see how ruthless Chen Fengbo was yesterday, chasing me into the river, if not Brother Seven..."
"This is your wife?"
Two more people jumped in from behind the low wall, Tian Qi who was standing at the front looked at Ding Xiaolan, his eyes would not turn, he stared straight at her, as if he wanted to strip her naked and sleep full.
In the end, that person was Chen Heigou. He looked at her and said, "Xiaolan, after tonight, at least Xu Er of your family can get a deputy village chief..."
"Well, that's a good relationship, but I'm afraid that Xu Er won't be able to do it." Ding Xiaolan said with a smile.
"It's almost time. The woman should have arrived at Chen's house. Let's hurry over and get everything, right?"
Tian Qiyi said that Chen Heigou dug out a video camera from his backpack: "I bought it in a big shopping mall in the county, and the video and sound effects are very good."
"Let's go then."
Tian Qi asked Chen Heigou and Xu Erlian to go forward, and turned his head to show Ding Xiaolan a wicked smile.
After the three left, Chen Laihu came out, hugged Ding Xiaolan's wicker waist, and touched her butt.
"What? Want to sleep with Tian Qi? Let me tell you, I can cure your problem. Don't even think about sleeping with other men. You won't be happy if you sleep..."
"Go, who wants to? Why don't you hurry over there?"
Ding Xiaolan didn't feel much touched by him, thinking what happened yesterday?Could it be that he was drugged?
Chen Laihu didn't stay long, he pinched her buttocks and got it on her wound, she screamed in surprise and quickly covered her mouth.
Aunt Fat has already prepared all the meals for Zhao Xiumei. They are all cooks with good skills. This dish is nothing more than three or four dishes, plus a soup.
Zhao Xiumei waited for Chen Fengbo and Chen Laihu to come back, so she pretended to keep Fat Aunt for dinner.
"You will live alone in the future, An Ren, as far as I am concerned, he is a relatively close cousin. From now on, you will treat our place as your own home, come here whenever you want, and you will eat a lot of your food. "
Aunt Fat hurriedly thanked him, and offered to help Chen Fengbo serve the meal.
Chen Laihu took a look at her fat buttocks, and when she came back to sit down, she felt an itchy calf just as she was about to lower her head to eat. When she lowered her head to see, the fat aunt had the guts to tease Chen Laihu with her calf.
It was hot, so she wore cropped pants that reached the knees, and Chen Laihu's basketball pants were even shorter.
Both of their legs were bare, and when they touched each other, Chen Laihu laughed.
I think the fat aunt is getting more and more lecherous, she can be called coquettish, and she dares to seduce him when Chen Fengbo and Zhao Xiumei are around.
He wanted to fight back in any way, to destroy the arrogance of the fat aunt, but before he could move, the fat aunt's hand came over.
Just under the dining table, he felt the pinch of Chen Laihu's crotch.
Xi Lilu felt like a horse neighing in his heart, and Chen Laihu's energy immediately came up.
I thought how could I let her touch it casually, would I still be a man if I didn't touch it back?
Just press it on her hand, and touch her thigh along the way.Her legs were already plump, so sitting on a low stool like this made the flesh squeeze together, and once they passed by, they couldn't move forward before they reached the root.
Chen Laihu immediately smiled at her treacherously, and the fat aunt blushed and rolled his eyes, thinking that he must be laughing at me for being fat.
Both Chen Fengbo and Zhao Xiumei were thinking about what happened at night, and they didn't notice that they were playing tricks under the table.
He waited until Chen Fengbo had two glasses of wine before hiccupping. Watching Zhao Xiumei walk away, he took the opportunity to say, "Fat Aunt, why don't you stay at our house at night? Didn't the Deputy Village Chief Yi say that you have friends coming? live there?"
As soon as I said this, I guessed that Tian Qi and the others had already reached the corner, and they were not afraid of them running to Yi Ling for verification, and they did not dare to show their faces, otherwise they would be caught and beaten to death by Chen Fengbo.
Fat Aunt blushed and said, "Then, then I will stay at Uncle Six's house."
Chen Heigou heard it through the corner of the wall and spit out: "This damn bitch, she didn't want to sleep with my father before, but now she wants to sleep with Chen Fengbo for tens of thousands of dollars..."
"Then if your father is willing to give her tens of thousands, will she sleep with your father?" Tian Qi said with a smile.
He fell in love with Fat Aunt, and wanted to talk to her and Ding Xiaolan once this matter was over.There are quite a few beautiful women in this county, but compared with them, they are still a bit inferior.
Especially Fat Aunt, when Chen Anren married her, Tian Qi drooled all day long.
After the meal over there, Chen Fengbo took out his poker to fight the landlord with Aunt Chen Laihu.
Whoever loses will drink water.In less than an hour, Chen Laihu drank a bellyful of water.At this time, Zhao Xiumei said that she was going to Aunt Hua's house to do needlework and would not come back until midnight.
Chen Laihu fell down on the ground convulsing for a while because of his stupidity, then he calmed down, and was carried into the room by Chen Fengbo.
"It's almost time for the show..."
Chen Heigou was excited, mother criticized it, let's see if Chen Fengbo can still write this book.
Tian Qi is very calm. He has gone through some scenes and settled down in the county again. He thinks that the situation is relatively high.
"Xu Er, you and the black dog climb over the wall and enter..."
After Fat Aunt and Chen Fengbo entered the room, there were some rustling sounds of undressing, and the incandescent lamp was turned off and on again, which was a signal to Fat Aunt.
"how about you?"
"You go in and open the door, I'll go through the main door..."
"……Grass!"
Xu Er had long arms and legs, so he turned over and went inside. Chen Heigou was also agile and jumped into the yard.
"You have to be careful, Chen Fengbo is about to go crazy, Xu Er, you stand in the way."
Tian Qi stepped into the courtyard and warned, "Don't let your achievements fall short."
"know."
Xu Er stunned and pinched his finger bones, thinking that when Chen Fengbo was about to run away, he would try his best to hold him back, and after the video was played, hmph, then he would deal with Chen Fengbo.
He came to the front of the room with Chen Heigou, and heard the fat aunt inside saying to Chen Fengbo: "Can you do it, if you want to do it, do it quickly, don't just stand there and put on a show... Sixth brother, you know me Do you want to do that with you?"
"I'm panicking too, why don't I keep you here? I can't sleep when I look at your body, I think about you day and night, and I'm all about you, so it's not fun to do things..."
"Hehe, sixth brother, your bottom is really big enough, ouch, what are you doing touching people..."
Tian Qi heard his blood swell, without saying a word, he patted Chen Heigou on the shoulder, and the three of them rushed into the house.
"Chen, you dare to mess with your sister-in-law. I've captured it all now. I see you..."
Chen Heigou was talking smugly, but he stopped abruptly when he was halfway through.
Just look at a sloppy-looking woman lying on the bed, her waist and hips are like a school desk, her breasts are big, almost as big as the washbasin, but where is the fat aunt? Isn't this the wife of Guan on Qingtou Mountain?
Looking at Chen Fengbo and Aunt Fat again, they were nowhere to be seen.
Tian Qi's heart shook, and he shouted: "Oops, I've been tricked, run away..."
Before it was too late, he saw the fire outside, and the courtyard was full of people, Chen Fengbo stood in front of him biting a toothpick: "Mother, beat me to death!"
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The voices are also [-] to [-]% similar, as long as the environment is designed better, Chen Heigou Tianqi and the others will not be able to recognize it.
When it got dark the next day, the fat aunt came to Chen's house with a plate of sauced duck. When she entered the house, Zhao Xiumei stopped her and said in a low voice: "I know everything about the situation. Laihu told me. Don't worry when the time comes." , Once they fall into the trap, none of them can escape."
Fat Aunt thought that Chen Laihu had told about the two of them, she felt flustered for a while, she forced a smile and chatted with her while laughing, and then helped her cook in the kitchen, but her heart was in a state of turmoil.
Chen Laihu was not at home yet, it was not time for dinner, so he ran to Ding Xiaolan's side without staying next to the house.
Yesterday, Ding Xiaolan's head was wiped with chili water, it was hot, and for the first time, Chen Laihu didn't care about her body, and made a big fuss all the way, her body is not as plump as Aunt Fat , how can I stand this.
The buttocks were also scratched by him with the whetstone. Now it's not only the cut that hurts, but also the buttocks.
After applying the ointment, after the coolness passed, there was still a numbness.
I didn't go to work in the fields anymore, so I got a cool chair in the yard and sat there.
It's getting dark today, and the cool breeze blowing into the yard is quite comfortable, just... watching Chen Laihu take out a strip of tendon meat in the kitchen, it's [-]% to [-]% cooked, and chewing it in his mouth. At the door, the eyes are fixed on the outside of the courtyard.
"He said he'd be back at seven?"
"Yes," Ding Xiaolan looked at him, her eyes slid down naturally, she went to his crotch, and saw that there was no movement there, but there was a big bulge, her heart jumped in a panic, and she bumped into Chen Laihu's laughing face again. eyes, quickly turned his head to the side, "Look what I'm doing."
"I only look at sister-in-law who is beautiful. If she is like sister-in-law Guan, I don't even look at her."
Just now when Chen Laihu told about Zhang Qiang and Mrs. Guan, Ding Xiaolan felt even more uncomfortable with Zhang Qiang. She thought he was a bit refined, but now, he is like a male dog in heat.
"Have you seen all those photos? Who else but me?"
"There are a few in Zhaozhuang, a few in Wangjiadu, and a few in Yushukou in the back. I counted those memory cards, but there are more than a dozen of them. All of us in Dingjiang Town have decent looks and figures. Mother-in-law..."
When Chen Laihu mentioned this, his mouth was crooked, full of ruffian air.
"Who is there?" Ding Xiaolan is also a woman, loves to gossip, and is very curious.
"I said you don't know each other, but Zhang Qiang even marked their names."
Chen Laihu curled his lips and smiled, he didn't know how many Zhang Qiang had slept with, and when he was free, he had to go to the county to ask him.
After chatting for a while, the tendon was eaten up. Chen Laihu clapped his hands to check the time, but saw a head protruding from the low wall, and quickly retreated into the kitchen.
"Why are you back? Don't you know that the whole village is looking for you? Chen Fengbo even installed eyeliner at the entrance and end of the village, you..."
"Shh..."
Xu Er stunned over the wall and covered Ding Xiaolan's mouth: "Keep your voice down, I came back to take care of this matter, mother, you didn't see how ruthless Chen Fengbo was yesterday, chasing me into the river, if not Brother Seven..."
"This is your wife?"
Two more people jumped in from behind the low wall, Tian Qi who was standing at the front looked at Ding Xiaolan, his eyes would not turn, he stared straight at her, as if he wanted to strip her naked and sleep full.
In the end, that person was Chen Heigou. He looked at her and said, "Xiaolan, after tonight, at least Xu Er of your family can get a deputy village chief..."
"Well, that's a good relationship, but I'm afraid that Xu Er won't be able to do it." Ding Xiaolan said with a smile.
"It's almost time. The woman should have arrived at Chen's house. Let's hurry over and get everything, right?"
Tian Qiyi said that Chen Heigou dug out a video camera from his backpack: "I bought it in a big shopping mall in the county, and the video and sound effects are very good."
"Let's go then."
Tian Qi asked Chen Heigou and Xu Erlian to go forward, and turned his head to show Ding Xiaolan a wicked smile.
After the three left, Chen Laihu came out, hugged Ding Xiaolan's wicker waist, and touched her butt.
"What? Want to sleep with Tian Qi? Let me tell you, I can cure your problem. Don't even think about sleeping with other men. You won't be happy if you sleep..."
"Go, who wants to? Why don't you hurry over there?"
Ding Xiaolan didn't feel much touched by him, thinking what happened yesterday?Could it be that he was drugged?
Chen Laihu didn't stay long, he pinched her buttocks and got it on her wound, she screamed in surprise and quickly covered her mouth.
Aunt Fat has already prepared all the meals for Zhao Xiumei. They are all cooks with good skills. This dish is nothing more than three or four dishes, plus a soup.
Zhao Xiumei waited for Chen Fengbo and Chen Laihu to come back, so she pretended to keep Fat Aunt for dinner.
"You will live alone in the future, An Ren, as far as I am concerned, he is a relatively close cousin. From now on, you will treat our place as your own home, come here whenever you want, and you will eat a lot of your food. "
Aunt Fat hurriedly thanked him, and offered to help Chen Fengbo serve the meal.
Chen Laihu took a look at her fat buttocks, and when she came back to sit down, she felt an itchy calf just as she was about to lower her head to eat. When she lowered her head to see, the fat aunt had the guts to tease Chen Laihu with her calf.
It was hot, so she wore cropped pants that reached the knees, and Chen Laihu's basketball pants were even shorter.
Both of their legs were bare, and when they touched each other, Chen Laihu laughed.
I think the fat aunt is getting more and more lecherous, she can be called coquettish, and she dares to seduce him when Chen Fengbo and Zhao Xiumei are around.
He wanted to fight back in any way, to destroy the arrogance of the fat aunt, but before he could move, the fat aunt's hand came over.
Just under the dining table, he felt the pinch of Chen Laihu's crotch.
Xi Lilu felt like a horse neighing in his heart, and Chen Laihu's energy immediately came up.
I thought how could I let her touch it casually, would I still be a man if I didn't touch it back?
Just press it on her hand, and touch her thigh along the way.Her legs were already plump, so sitting on a low stool like this made the flesh squeeze together, and once they passed by, they couldn't move forward before they reached the root.
Chen Laihu immediately smiled at her treacherously, and the fat aunt blushed and rolled his eyes, thinking that he must be laughing at me for being fat.
Both Chen Fengbo and Zhao Xiumei were thinking about what happened at night, and they didn't notice that they were playing tricks under the table.
He waited until Chen Fengbo had two glasses of wine before hiccupping. Watching Zhao Xiumei walk away, he took the opportunity to say, "Fat Aunt, why don't you stay at our house at night? Didn't the Deputy Village Chief Yi say that you have friends coming? live there?"
As soon as I said this, I guessed that Tian Qi and the others had already reached the corner, and they were not afraid of them running to Yi Ling for verification, and they did not dare to show their faces, otherwise they would be caught and beaten to death by Chen Fengbo.
Fat Aunt blushed and said, "Then, then I will stay at Uncle Six's house."
Chen Heigou heard it through the corner of the wall and spit out: "This damn bitch, she didn't want to sleep with my father before, but now she wants to sleep with Chen Fengbo for tens of thousands of dollars..."
"Then if your father is willing to give her tens of thousands, will she sleep with your father?" Tian Qi said with a smile.
He fell in love with Fat Aunt, and wanted to talk to her and Ding Xiaolan once this matter was over.There are quite a few beautiful women in this county, but compared with them, they are still a bit inferior.
Especially Fat Aunt, when Chen Anren married her, Tian Qi drooled all day long.
After the meal over there, Chen Fengbo took out his poker to fight the landlord with Aunt Chen Laihu.
Whoever loses will drink water.In less than an hour, Chen Laihu drank a bellyful of water.At this time, Zhao Xiumei said that she was going to Aunt Hua's house to do needlework and would not come back until midnight.
Chen Laihu fell down on the ground convulsing for a while because of his stupidity, then he calmed down, and was carried into the room by Chen Fengbo.
"It's almost time for the show..."
Chen Heigou was excited, mother criticized it, let's see if Chen Fengbo can still write this book.
Tian Qi is very calm. He has gone through some scenes and settled down in the county again. He thinks that the situation is relatively high.
"Xu Er, you and the black dog climb over the wall and enter..."
After Fat Aunt and Chen Fengbo entered the room, there were some rustling sounds of undressing, and the incandescent lamp was turned off and on again, which was a signal to Fat Aunt.
"how about you?"
"You go in and open the door, I'll go through the main door..."
"……Grass!"
Xu Er had long arms and legs, so he turned over and went inside. Chen Heigou was also agile and jumped into the yard.
"You have to be careful, Chen Fengbo is about to go crazy, Xu Er, you stand in the way."
Tian Qi stepped into the courtyard and warned, "Don't let your achievements fall short."
"know."
Xu Er stunned and pinched his finger bones, thinking that when Chen Fengbo was about to run away, he would try his best to hold him back, and after the video was played, hmph, then he would deal with Chen Fengbo.
He came to the front of the room with Chen Heigou, and heard the fat aunt inside saying to Chen Fengbo: "Can you do it, if you want to do it, do it quickly, don't just stand there and put on a show... Sixth brother, you know me Do you want to do that with you?"
"I'm panicking too, why don't I keep you here? I can't sleep when I look at your body, I think about you day and night, and I'm all about you, so it's not fun to do things..."
"Hehe, sixth brother, your bottom is really big enough, ouch, what are you doing touching people..."
Tian Qi heard his blood swell, without saying a word, he patted Chen Heigou on the shoulder, and the three of them rushed into the house.
"Chen, you dare to mess with your sister-in-law. I've captured it all now. I see you..."
Chen Heigou was talking smugly, but he stopped abruptly when he was halfway through.
Just look at a sloppy-looking woman lying on the bed, her waist and hips are like a school desk, her breasts are big, almost as big as the washbasin, but where is the fat aunt? Isn't this the wife of Guan on Qingtou Mountain?
Looking at Chen Fengbo and Aunt Fat again, they were nowhere to be seen.
Tian Qi's heart shook, and he shouted: "Oops, I've been tricked, run away..."
Before it was too late, he saw the fire outside, and the courtyard was full of people, Chen Fengbo stood in front of him biting a toothpick: "Mother, beat me to death!"
Note to readers:
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