Fragrant spring

Fragrant Spring Scenery - 610 Drunk and not heady

As soon as he held the wine glass, Shaoqiang asked: "I misunderstood about your family's grave relocation, Jin Banxian won't help you with Feng Shui, will he?"

When Lin Hua heard this, his spirits lifted, and it was true that Shaoqiang entertained him so kindly because of the ancestral grave.Lin Hua knew that it was time to act by himself, so he pretended to be angry and said, "What kind of bullshit is a half-immortal, I think he is a half-ghost, he doesn't know Feng Shui at all, but he said that my family's grave is a treasure land, and he said nothing. moved."

Shaoqiang was eager to persuade Lin Hua, so he just picked up the chopsticks and put them down again. He put his hands against the table and said, "Hey! My brother's words are wrong. You don't know. There is indeed something wrong with your ancestral grave. It's not like you can move it just by saying it." Yes, if forced to evict, it will cause disaster."

Lin Hua laughed secretly in his heart, who am I, Huazi, can you easily deceive me?But Lin Hua thought that Shaoqiang had to "cheat" him for a while, otherwise the show would not be able to be performed.Lin Hua pretended to be panicked and asked, "What's wrong?"

"I don't know what the disaster is, but Jin Banxian told me secretly, and said that the secrets should not be leaked. You should know that Feng Shui masters usually don't say this kind of thing, but I have a good relationship with him. He accidentally leaked it to me after drinking some wine." Seeing that Lin Hua had taken the bait, Shaoqiang felt a little happy.

Lin Hua looked half-believing, and said while sandwiching the deliciously fried lean meat: "Oh! Really?"

"Of course, I told you because I saw that you and I worked together in the village brigade and were both elites in Muwa Village." Shaoqiang mentioned the elites again.Shaoqiang learned this new word in the city, and felt that this word was used to describe himself, so he often advertised himself as an elite in front of others.

"Then...then what should I do?"

"What should I do? According to Jin Banxian's words, don't do it."

"No, my dad has a stubborn temper. He said he wanted to move the ancestral grave, so he must move it. Even nine cows can't pull it back."

"Aren't you afraid of accidents? Sigh! What happened to my house last time, if I went to Jin Banxian earlier, maybe I could have avoided it." Shaoqiang deliberately took out the last time his house collapsed and killed his parents and daughter. to scare Lin Hua.

It's not that Lin Hua is not afraid of disasters. If he is not afraid of disasters, he will go to Shaoqiang directly and ask Shaoqiang to give him half of the money for selling gold bars.Lin Hua decided to use the money to do good things because he was afraid that the ill-gotten gains would cause trouble.It's just that now that he knows that Shaoqiang and Jin Banxian are cooperating to deceive him, so he doesn't have to be afraid of the "disaster" that Shaoqiang said.Lin Hua said: "Bah, bah, bah, don't say such unlucky things. Jin Banxian said that my family's grave is a treasure land, but my father didn't believe it was a treasure land, because every year the grave was buried badly by wild boars. Jin Banxian didn't If you dare to help me with Fengshui, my dad will also ask me to ask another Fengshui master to look at it."

"Oh! Why don't you believe it?"

"It's not that I don't believe it. I know that Jin Banxian's morality is not high enough, and he dared not help my family move the grave. That's why he lied to me about some precious land."

"It's really not what you think..."

Shaoqiang tried his best to persuade Lin Hua, and Lin Hua sometimes believed and sometimes didn't believe, and dealt with Shaoqiang.Shaoqiang didn't bother to take a bite of a large bowl of fried lean meat, and it was so cold that he was so anxious that his head was sweating.Lin Hua, on the other hand, ate with gusto, eating one piece of lean meat after another, drinking one glass of wine after another, and finally brought over the glass of wine that Shaoqiang hadn't touched in front of Shaoqiang.Lin Hua is a butcher of pigs. He should say he is not tired of eating meat, but he is afraid of eating it. But because he hates Shaoqiang, he eats it desperately, and he eats more than half of a big bowl of meat.

After about an hour of groping, Lin Hua's swollen stomach couldn't eat any more.The bottle of TV advertisement said: "Low-alcohol Xiangshan wine, not too drunk." The good wine made him drink to the bottom.This wine didn't hurt his head when he was drunk, but it made Lin Hua feel like he was moving when he looked at everything, and he couldn't sit still on a bench.Lin Hua's words were also confused, and he was rambling, but no matter how drunk Lin Hua was, he still remembered one thing in his heart, that is, he could not promise anything to Shao Qiang.

Shaoqiang spent the whole morning, and took in a bottle of good wine and a catty of good meat, but he still couldn't dissuade Lin Hua. He was so angry that he really wanted to go up and bite Lin Hua.It's just that the current Lin Hua didn't dare to offend, so he grabbed two pieces of cold meat left in the bowl with his bare hands, put them in his mouth, chewed vigorously, swallowed them in lumps, and said: "You are drunk , let me help you go back."

Thanks to this good bottle of wine, Lin Hua was drunk, but his consciousness was still quite clear.He was like a strong young man, so he said with his big tongue in his mouth, "I, I can't go, so you should carry me back."

Lin Hua is a head taller than Shaoqiang, and this year, like Shaoqiang, his body has begun to gain weight after eating meat every day.Although it is not considered fat, but there are more than 120 catties.Shaoqiang and Lin Hua's family, one in the west of the village and one in the east of the village, wanted to carry the drunk Lin Hua home, which was a lot of physical work.Shaoqiang showed a look of embarrassment, punched the lean meat that was stuck in a lump on his chest a few times, and said with difficulty: "I can't carry it so far, why don't I help you into Shaowang's room to sleep, okay? "

"No, I...my wife hates Brother Mole the most. If she finds out that I slept in Brother Mole's bed, she will not let me into the room for a month...a month." Lin Hua is not making up this. Liping in Muwa Village really hated Shaowang the most. It was because when Liping still had a lot of pimples on her face, she was often ridiculed by Shaowang, so she hated Shaowang to death.It's just not as exaggerated as Lin Hua said, and Lin Hua was not allowed to enter the room after sleeping on Shaowang's bed.

Shaoqiang had no choice but to send Lin Hua to Shauguping first, and then ask the Mude Gang to carry Lin Hua back.Shaoqiang had no choice but to come over and said, "Then I'll carry you on my back, don't move around, I can't carry you on the back if you move around."

"Yeah, don't worry, I won't move around, Brother Qiang and I are so good, will I still not listen to Brother Qiang?" Lin Hua stood up unsteadily, and threw his hands towards Shaoqiang.

Shaoqiang hurriedly supported Lin Hua, and slowly moved Lin Hua to his back.He picked it up vigorously, "Ouch." Shaoqiang couldn't help shouting.A person weighing one hundred and twenty-three catties would not be so heavy, but a person who is drunk is heavier than a person weighing one hundred and fifty-six catties.As soon as Shaoqiang picked up Lin Hua on his back, he staggered and almost fell down. With great difficulty, he held on to the door frame and stood firm.

Lin Hua said strange things behind his back, "Brother Qiang, don't shake it, I'm already dizzy, if you keep shaking it, if you shake it again, I'm going to throw up."

If Lin Hua vomited Shaoqiang's brand new suit, it would not be worthwhile.Shaoqiang quickly said: "Don't vomit, hold back, I don't want to shake, but you are as heavy as a dead person, I can hardly stand upright, I can't do without shaking!"