Fragrant spring

Fragrant Spring - 611 Drunken Memories

It was true that Lin Hua couldn't stand firmly, but he knew that even if he fell, there would be someone under him, so he wasn't afraid.He chuckled and said, "Qiang..., Brother Qiang was just kidding, you are strong and strong, carrying a skinny guy like me is wet!"

Wet wet water is a buzzword that has been spread in Guangdong over the past two years. This kind of word has been used by many people in the county.In Muwa Village, it is also regarded as a fashion trend by some young people, and Shaoqiang himself often speaks out a few words out of time.Shaoqiang thought, it's easy for you to say, you don't need to work hard to know that you are wet, and I will carry you home, then your whole body will really be "wet".

Shaoqiang staggered step by step with Lin Hua on his back, crying out in pain.But Lin Hua was howling the episode from the movie "Red Sorghum" behind his back: "After drinking our wine, the upper and lower vents don't stink. After drinking our wine, one person dares to create such a murder..."

After walking out of a bend, Lin Hua became restless behind the scenes.Lin Hua struggled, "I want to piss, I want to piss."

Shaoqiang quickly put Lin Hua down, he didn't want Lin Hua to pee on his back.After putting Lin Hua down, Shaoqiang wiped the fine sweat from his forehead, panted and said, "Hold on, village chief, it's best to put it in the crotch. Go back and let your wife take good care of you."

Lin Hua leaned against the back of a big tree, grabbed Shaoqiang with his hands on his knees with one hand, and unbuttoned his trousers with the other hand, saying, "Secretary, the village...the village chief can't unbutton his trousers, hurry...quick!" Help untie it."

Shaoqiang was so angry that his eyes turned white. He deliberately called Lin Hua the village chief, which was hurting Lin Hua. Unexpectedly, Lin Hua also followed his tone and called him the branch secretary.Shaoqiang said very unfriendly: "I told you to lie in your crotch, if you don't believe me, what are you going to do?"

Lin Hua held on to Shaoqiang, and unbuttoned his trousers several times before undoing it, revealing his stuff that was swollen with urine, facing Shaoqiang, breathing alcohol and saying: "No, no My wife is very good, she pissed in her trousers, so she won't have any trousers to wear this month." After speaking, Lin Hua's dick was exposed, and a jet of yellowish water was sprayed out.Lin Hua was directly in front of Shaoqiang, and the water jet was aimed at the village party secretary.

Shaoqiang was still panting with his head down, when suddenly a jet of water shot in front of him, and he quickly spread his legs apart to let the jet of water pass through the middle of his legs.Shaoqiang wanted to get out of the way, but Lin Hua's hand was like an iron claw, and he couldn't break free.Shaoqiang scolded: "You have become the village chief, and you are still so rude, don't you know you can't defecate anywhere?"

As soon as Shaoqiang struggled, Lin Hua's water column swayed in a fan shape from left to right.Lin Hua's side is the fan-shaped front end, if he shakes it a bit, Shaoqiang's side will suffer.Seeing that the water jet had already soaked Shaoqiang's trouser legs a lot, Lin Hua said, "Report to the branch secretary, I can't bear it anymore, so I can only nest out."

His trousers were all wet, how could Shaoqiang have the air to talk to Lin Hua here as the village chief came and went.Shaoqiang didn't drink a drop of wine, his hands and feet were still nimble, he quickly reached out to grab Lin Hua's stuff, so that Lin Hua wouldn't pee out of the bed.Cursed: "Don't nest, you've got me in the water, you know."

Lin Hua opened those blurred eyes, looked at Shaoqiang's trousers, laughed, and joked, "The village chief's secretary is a big crime, a big crime, you can't argue with me." Lin Hua He went to break Shaoqiang's hand again, and continued: "Let go of me, let me finish peeing, or I will explode if I hold it inside."

Grabbing Lin Hua's thing is not the same thing. Shaoqiang twisted Lin Hua's thing aside, and then relaxed a little, letting Lin Hua finish urinating.Resignedly cursing: "Drinking with you is really bad luck for eight lifetimes. It's fine to carry you home and help you steer the direction."

The metaphor of Shaoqiang is so similar, Lin Hua couldn't help laughing again.

After Shaoqiang finally finished serving Lin Hua's nest, he had to help him button his pants.I really wanted to kick Lin Hua over and walk away.But, but..., alas!There was no other way, I had to hold back my anger and send Lin Hua back.Shaoqiang pushed and dragged, hugged and pulled Lin Hua cursing all the way.I don't know how many times he fell on the road, and Lin Hua tore his brand new suit pocket.

After going through untold hardships, Lin Hua was finally brought to Shaiguping.Shaoqiang couldn't take care of so much anymore, threw Lin Hua on the ground, propped his hands back, sat on the ground, and yelled at his new house at the top of his voice: "Mu De, Mu De, dead Mu De, hurry up!" Click down."

Some villagers who did not go to work gathered around to see what the two leaders of Muwa Village were doing.Because the clothes on both of them were covered with mud and Shaoqiang's clothes were disheveled, some villagers thought that Shaoqiang and Lin Hua had fought.Someone asked suspiciously: "Secretary, you beat the village chief? Can you beat him?"

Shaoqiang's chest heaved up and down, panting non-stop.What the villagers said made him angry and wanted to laugh, but the tie on his neck made it difficult for him to breathe.Shaoqiang loosened his tie, took two more breaths and said, "I hit him? He hit me almost like that. I was hurt by him today."

"What's the matter, isn't he lying on the ground and can't move?"

"He can't move. If he can move, I won't be in such a miserable situation."

Lin Hua, who was lying unconscious on the ground, rolled over at the right time and said, "The branch secretary is a good person, buy me a drink, I'm afraid I won't drink enough, I didn't drink a drop, good person, good person." Finally, Lin Hua raised his hand and shouted the slogan, "Low-alcohol Xiangshan wine, you won't get drunk."

Only then did the villagers know that they were drunk. No one would sympathize with drunk people, they would only see them as a laughing stock.It's really funny that the village chief and party secretary drink like this.

Amidst people's laughter, Mu De and Liping squeezed into the crowd.Liping happened to be under the grape trellis at home. The terrain here is high, and you can overlook the sun valley flat.Seeing Shaoqiang carrying Lin Hua on his back, he rushed over without knowing what happened.When I came here, it turned out that I was drunk.Liping hated this kind of drunkenness, and wanted to turn around and leave, but thinking of such a cold day, Lin Hua would get frostbite lying on the ground.She came over and grabbed Lin Hua's ear, cursing, "How decent is it to be so drunk so early in the morning?" Liping wouldn't pull Lin Hua hard, but she would also gently. People who are drunk can't Pampering, once pampering you get used to it, once you have this time, there will be another time.Pulling Lin Hua's ears is also done for the villagers to see, to show Lin Hua's clown a little bit, so that he can have a better memory in the future.

Ears hurt the most when it’s cold. Although Liping didn’t use her strength, Lin Hua exaggeratedly shouted: "Wow...! It hurts! My wife, please forgive me!"