Fortune Teller.

Chapter 143
Shi De laughed, stretched out his hand to snatch the mirror from the master director, and stuffed it back into the master director's hand: "Master, there is a term in the industry that doctors don't treat themselves and don't look at themselves. Doctors don't treat themselves, and physicists don't." Looking at the physiognomy for yourself, and looking at the physiognomy for your own medical treatment, is mixed with too many personal factors, and mistakes are prone to occur. Don't look at your own physiognomy anymore, you just need to listen to what I say next... "

Master Shi De said that he was embarrassed to look in the mirror in public again, but there was a shadow in his heart. He thought that when he went out today, he remembered to look in the mirror, and the seal was not dark, but why so many people said in unison that he was the seal It's dark, could it be that Yintang suddenly turned dark because it met Shi De?

The director master is not an ignorant person, he has read a few books of physiognomy, and knows that people's faces are changing all the time in a day. When encountering bad people or things, it is not uncommon for the Yintang to turn black in a blink of an eye. possible.Could it be that Shi De is really his nemesis for a fluffy young man?
The mood was affected by Shide, the director master still didn't know it, but the confidence in his heart had been vented a little.

Shi De looked at his face, took a panoramic view of the master's expression, put away his smile, and put on a serious expression: "In the twelve palaces, the wealth palace is located at the tip of the nose, the wealth of the Lord's life, master, yours The tip of the nose is small and flat, and the whole nose is lying on the face like a limp worm, which means that you have a good fortune in life. According to your three stops, the upper stop is narrow and barren, and the main social status is not high. The middle stop Thin and fleshless, the master is poor and short-lived. The lower body is flawed and crooked, and the master has not had much blessing in his life. After summing it up, it can be concluded that, master, in your life, you have neither money nor good luck, and you have no social status. "

"You...you are talking nonsense and firing guns!" The master director was furious, and in his rage, he picked up the ponytail behind him and was about to smash it at Shi De, "I let you, a hairless brat, dare to treat the old man Disrespect, if I don’t teach you a lesson, you won’t know how high the sky is and how thick the earth is!”

Shi De flashed to the side, and laughed: "A gentleman uses his mouth but not his hands, folks, do you think it's right for him to beat someone? Do you still want to hear me continue meeting him?"

"It's wrong to hit someone." Shi De's explanation of physiognomy was simple and easy to understand, and the people around were listening with great interest, so they naturally wanted to listen more, so they all spoke to Shi De, "Think!"

The crowd yelled together, and the momentum was huge. The head master suddenly lost his arrogance, put away Maza, and gave Shi De a resentful look: "What you said just now is just a general talk. If you say something wrong about specific things later, Be careful."

Shi didn't need to be reminded by the master liar to know to be careful, because the four followers of the chief liar—Fat Lie, Skinny Lie, Wen Lie, and Female Lie—exchanged glances with each other, and quietly surrounded him a little more, which was equivalent to Said that his encirclement has shrunk a bit.

"Okay, let's start talking about the specific things." Shi De took another step forward, looked at the director master, and said, "The eyebrows are the brother's palace, and the relationship between the master and the brother is good or bad, master, your eyebrows are sparse. Luo and broken eyebrows, it can be seen that you have no brothers and sisters, you are an only child."

He was taken aback immediately when he hit upon Master Director's background in one sentence, wondering if the young man in front of him really had some real skills?Although Shi De spoke clearly and logically just now, they were all words from photo books. It is not surprising that anyone who has read a lot can memorize them.But those who can apply what they have learned and explain the truth in one word are masters.

But the question is, how old is Shi De? If he is an expert, wouldn't he be too unreasonable?Experience is very important for a face-to-face meeting. After many years of walking in the rivers and lakes, I have seen many people of all kinds. Not only must I have a keen eye for observing appearances, but also have the judgment to find problems in details and every move. The fortune-telling gentleman, Shi De has no experience of fortune-telling at a stall, why should he?
Yes, what is Shi De?Don't rely on anything, just rely on a public heart that does not compete for fame and fortune.And there is another point, he is not Mr. Xiangmian as the master said. Mr. Xiangmian is just another name for charlatan.

Master is a sacred title. How can there be a so-called master who set up a fortune-telling stall and surrendered his status for the petty profit of one yuan and ten yuan?
Of course, Shi De is not a god, let alone a prophet. Not long after, all kinds of masters emerged one after another, showing their faces on TV, with no bottom line and principles, competing to sell various products, thus destroying the sacred title of master.

Although Shi De was right, the master director was still stubborn and snorted: "I don't have brothers and sisters, you are right."

The crowd around exclaimed "wow". They have seen too many vague conclusions from fortune tellers, and this is the first time they have clearly pointed out the other party's life experience. They couldn't help being surprised. It's amazing. A person with a good relationship can really see the other person's life experience at a glance, don't be too clever, okay?

Shi De couldn't care less about pondering the thoughts of the onlookers, and his mind fell on the director master. Today, he is bound to take down the director master in one fell swoop, either as a practice hand since his debut, or for the first time to fully test him His level of physiognomy is also good, anyway, today he will be sure of the director master.

"Okay, even if I got it right once." Shi De was not angry, he squinted his eyes and smiled, "The palace of husband and wife is located at the end of the eye, which is related to the good or bad relationship between husband and wife. Master Director, the end of your eye The parts are not only wrinkled, but the color is dull, which means that your relationship with husband and wife is very unharmonious, no, it’s not that the relationship between husband and wife is very harmonious, but that you are not married at all, and now you are still alone.”

This sentence hit the head master's heart like a heavy hammer, and almost made him sit on the ground on the spot. How could it be?How can it be?How come Shide is right again?If it is said that he has no brothers and sisters, he is right, but the probability of being wrong about this kind of thing is too low, so low that it is impossible to be wrong a second time.The master director began to murmur in his heart now, could it be that the young man in front of him is really a real good looker?

However, since his debut more than ten years ago, he has never met a real expert in fortune-telling. They are all scams like him.

Without waiting for Master Director to think about it further, Shi De spoke again: "The place where the lower eyelid protrudes is the Children's Palace, which symbolizes whether the children are promising and whether they have children, etc. Master Director, there is no need to say more for you, since She is a loner, so naturally she has no children."

The onlookers quit and shouted: "Young man, don't rush to talk, listen to Master Director to clarify, is he married, is he a bachelor?"

Although the director master has been cheating for many years and likes to talk nonsense, but in his own affairs, he still retains a trace of honesty, he nodded honestly: "Yes, he is right, I am indeed a People live, no daughter-in-law and no children."

"Wow!" There was warm applause from the crowd, and someone shouted, "Young man, well done, you are amazing. Hurry up, we all support you."

Shi De waved his hand at the crowd, his humble smile made him look sunny and low-key, he glanced at the director master again, and said: "The part located at the root of the mountain between the eyes, that is, above the nose and below the Yintang The place where you live is the Palace of Illness, which is related to good or bad health. Master Chief, your Palace of Illness is not bad, which means that your physique is not bad, and you don’t usually have any serious illnesses. Not a lot."

This time, the master director didn't even say much at all, but just nodded silently. He has basically lost his fighting spirit in front of Shi De.

"The Migration Palace is located at the eyebrows at both ends of the upper forehead. It is related to the good and bad luck of migration and going out. Judging from your Migration Palace, your range of activities will not exceed the urban area of ​​a single city. If you do the math, it will be about a few decades. Have you ever been out of a single city, have you? It’s best not to go out, because your migration palace has a bulge, and if you go out, you will encounter a sign of disaster.” The last sentence is a white lie, and it is to scare the director. In order to prevent the chief master from being unable to cheat in Single City in the future, he will go to other places to cheat.It would be better for Master Chief to stay in one city and one place, which would do little harm to the society and be beneficial to himself.

Liars, people always lie to them, and most of the fortune tellers will not end well. Shi De hoped that what he did today could sound the alarm, so that the master would abandon evil and do good from now on, so he was relieved with a smile.

The chief master was basically shocked by Shi De now, and even his four followers looked at each other in blank dismay, not daring to make any changes.As a professional liar who has been engaged in the fortune-telling business for many years, I feel somewhat in awe in my heart, knowing that physiognomy has a long history of inheritance. For thousands of years, there have been many talented people and strange people, and there must be some real masters among them.Fat Lie, Slender Lie, Wen Lie, and Female Lie, the four of them looked at each other, and they all saw the look of horror in each other's eyes.

I've been fighting eagles all my life, is it true that I'm going to be bitten by eagles today?
Shi De took a glance at the faces of the four deceitful people, smiled secretly, and continued: "The servant palace located at the lower part of the cheek, which is the part on both sides of the corner of the mouth, is no longer mentioned by servants, so The slave palace is related to the good or bad of making friends and the relationship with subordinates. From the smooth stretch of the master's slave palace, it can be seen that the master is not bad, he is also very good to friends, and there are at least a few followers with very good relationships around him. Do the math, there are... four in total!"

(End of this chapter)