Fortune Teller.

Chapter 142 Life is like a play, not just by deception
"Dare, whoever dares is the grandson!" The chief master was aroused by Shi Shi, mainly because there were more and more onlookers around him, he was unable to get off the horse, and he was also confident that with his years of experience in the world, he would lose A young man in his early 20s?What a joke, he eats more salt than Shi De eats.

"Okay." Shi clasped his fists at the surrounding crowd, "Fathers and folks, uncles, aunts and aunts, I will discuss physiognomy with this master here, and please be a witness. Just now the director Everyone has heard the master's words, whoever loses has to learn from the master, and he has to listen to the master's words...Father and folks, do you understand?"

"Understood." The old men and old ladies onlookers were all energetic and not afraid of being idle, and when they saw that there was a free show to watch, they immediately regained their energy and shouted in unison, "Bi, hurry up and compare!" .If you lose, you have to admit it, and whoever refuses to admit it is the grandson!"

Not bad, very good, the atmosphere is very enthusiastic, Shi De saw that the current situation is already on the verge of death, and his goal has been achieved, so he turned around and said to the chief master: "Master, let's start the competition, how to compare, you have the final say."

The master director has been setting up a stall in Fuyang Park for many years, and he has never been provoked. Although he often makes mistakes in face-to-face fortune-telling, he can always justify himself in time and fool the past. Today's incident made him very angry. It also aroused his competitive spirit.

Originally, the master director had no real skills, he only read a few introductory physiognomy books, and thought that he was already proficient in the art of physiognomy, and he has been in the world for many years, relying on observing his face, secondly by deceiving, and thirdly by coaxing and deceiving , basically settled 80.00% of the divination seekers, including many officials, wealthy businessmen, and elderly people in their tens of years. Usually, a few words can scare the shit out of the other party and pay the money obediently.Unexpectedly, the ordinary young man who is the easiest to deceive would dare to challenge his authority in public. Is it true that his more than ten years of stall career are all based on deceitful skills?

Life is like a play, and it cannot rely entirely on cheating skills. In addition to cheating skills, you also need acting skills and ventriloquist skills.

"How do you compare? It's simple. I'll make a picture for you and talk about your current living conditions. That's right, just don't renege on your debts." The master master reached out and took out a compass, and turned around Shi De in a serious manner. circle, and then smiled coldly, "Young man, you are accomplishing nothing now, and your monthly income is less than 300 yuan, right?"

When Shi De gave Master Director ten yuan just now, he deliberately crumpled the money into a ball, and when he took out the money, he showed a very reluctant and distressed look. The details were deliberately set, he nodded and said: "Yes, the master is right, I am indeed poor now."

The master director smiled complacently, and his eyes fell on Shi De's shoes again. Seeing that there was fresh mud on Shi De's shoes - Shi De went to the river with Mr. With cares: "You are doing hard work now, aren't you?"

Alas, I am sorry, Master, to deceive your eyes so kindly, Shi De nodded and said: "Master is right again, I wake up early and stay late every day just to earn a living."

The master director almost looked up to the sky and laughed, Shi Deshui is so shallow, dare to challenge his authority, what a fool, he continued: "You are single now, you don't even have a partner, no, your parents are not around, Am I right?"

Shi De's clothes are very ordinary, his trousers are a little wrinkled, his shirt is not ironed, his hair is not dirty, but it is not messy, and he has not had time to shave his beard, as long as you look closely, you can see He is a happy bachelor, not only without women to take care of him, but also without parents.

Of course, there are a few women around Shi De, but if you have to say that Shi De has no partner, it makes sense, after all, he has not yet confirmed a relationship with anyone.

Nodding his head, Shi De once again affirmed the judgment of the chief master: "Yes, what the master said is completely correct."

"Not only is your career not going well, but your life is also full of confusion. You don't know what to do next, so you are cynical and eager to prove yourself and want to express yourself, but you are too timid to do anything too out of line In the end, you decided to find a fortune-teller to prove your ability, so you deliberately provoked it, didn't you?" Seeing that Shi De was surrounded by him step by step, the director was secretly happy, and wanted to let Shi De In the end, he jumped into a bottomless pit, making it impossible for him to climb up again, and he suffered a crushing defeat.

Shi De chuckled, seeing that the time was ripe, he was not in a hurry to refute the words of the chief master, but took a step back, stood one meter away from the chief master, and looked up and down the chief master: "Master, you have finished your words, next , it's time for me to meet you."

The master director had a general conditioned reflex, straightened his waist in an instant, as if Shi De's eyes were a camera recording a program for him, and he had an urgent desire to express himself and be on the camera: "Open your eyes wide and see, Master, I look like you!" Tangtang is the sign of great wealth and great honor."

Shi De was almost not amused by the master director's posing. He thought that the master master had been around the world for many years. As a master liar, he should have a serious personality. Unexpectedly, he also has the talent of being a comedian. A liar would also want to be on camera. These days, what is it all about, liars also want to be in the hall of elegance?But when you think about it, it's true that small deceptions defraud money, medium deceptions defraud names, big defraud powers, the world is disturbed, many people are addicted to them, cheating here and there, and finally cheating themselves.

But the face of Master Director is really not the face of poverty and hardship, of course, it has nothing to do with the face of great wealth.Then again, even if he is rich and powerful, with what he is doing now, his blessings will be exhausted, and there will be no blessings to enjoy.

With Shi De's foresight, the master director is not even a beginner, let alone a middle-class physiogiver, he is just a layman.It is precisely because there are so many laymen like the director master who travel the world to deceive the world, that the theory of physiognomy is misunderstood by the world, and finally slandered as a feudal superstition.Shi De didn't want to justify the name of Xiangmian, but wanted to take this opportunity to educate liars like the master master.

"Master Director, you know that physiognomy is generally divided into the five sense organs, the three stops and the twelve palaces. The five senses refer to the ears, eyebrows, eyes, nose, and mouth, and the three stops refer to the upper, middle and lower three stops. Then Do you know what the zodiac refers to?" Shi De didn't intend to test the chief master, but simply popularized the basic knowledge of physiognomy to the crowd.

"Of course I know what the twelfth palace is." Seeing that Shi De didn't play cards according to common sense and wanted to test him, the director couldn't help but smiled complacently, "The twelfth palace is the palace of fate, the palace of wealth, the palace of brothers, and the palace of husband and wife. , Palace of Children, Palace of Illness, Palace of Migration, Palace of Servants, Palace of Official Salary, Palace of Field Houses, Palace of Fortune, and Palace of Parents, which respectively correspond to various interests in a person's life."

It seems that the master director has also read a lot of photo books, and he is familiar with the zodiac. Yes, Shi De secretly nodded. The zodiac is located above the face, and it is artificially divided into [-] areas, corresponding to people's life. Their respective fortunes, such as the Palace of Fate, which is located between the two eyebrows, is commonly known as Yintang, which is related to a person's basic fortune, so there is a saying in the terms of physiognomy that Yintang is dark.As for what fortune the other houses correspond to, just as the name suggests, you can know the general idea.

Similarly, facial features can also make a general analysis of a person's general fortune, and then judge a person's fortune. Usually, eyebrows are related to health and status.Eyes are related to a person's willpower and goodness of heart.The nose is related to a person's wealth and health.Mouth is related to a person's happiness, food salary and whether there are noble people.Ears are related to a person's longevity.

Three stops, top stop, refers to from the hairline on the forehead to the eyebrows, in charge of the fortune of teenagers, and in charge of the fortune between the ages of 15 and 30.The mid-stop refers to the area from the eyebrows to the nose to the head, which is in charge of the middle-aged fortune, and is in charge of the fortune between the ages of 31 and 50.Downstop refers to the area from the bottom of the nose to the chin, which is in charge of the fortune in old age and the fortune after the age of 51.

Basically, if the top is high, long and plump, and square and wide, the main social status is high.And if the middle stop is long and has meat, it means wealth and longevity.If the down stop is complete, upright and heavy, the Lord will be blessed in his life.In addition, the ear part is in charge of the fortune of teenagers before the age of 15, so good ears will help the fortune of teenagers.

"Since the chief master is very clear about the twelfth house, then I would like to ask the chief master, do you know that your life palace is dark?" Shi De began to set up a trick for the chief master, he took a step forward, pointed at the chief master's seal, He asked the crowd of onlookers loudly, "Is he in a dark place here?"

It was the morning, the sun had just risen, Shi De was facing the sun, the director master turned his back to the sun, Shi De took a step forward, and blocked part of the sun, under the background of the surrounding environment and the light environment that Shi De deliberately created, the director master He's not of white race, so it's no wonder he doesn't have black hair.

When it comes to building momentum, Master Director has more than ten years of experience in the rivers and lakes, and he is definitely not Shi De's opponent. What's more, although Shi De started late in physiognomy, he is much more advanced than Master Director. All the onlookers echoed Shi De loudly: "It's black."

The master director was taken aback. No matter how confident he was, no matter how confident he thought Shi De was bluffing him, he couldn't resist so many people around him agreeing with Shi De's statement. At that time, he touched Yintang subconsciously—but couldn't feel the color— He took another step back, pulled out a mirror from his body, and took a picture in public.

(End of this chapter)