Cthulhu descends
Chapter 524 Zhang Dachun
Although there is no danger from this monster, but after hearing how powerful this monster is, could it be the right target?But the more he listened, Li Xie had preconceived ideas, and he thought that the monster had hidden aura.
If he hadn't heard of those legends, Li Xie could still tease this person casually, but at this moment, he was nervous and scared, and for a while, he didn't know what to say.And the man didn't speak, just looked at Li Xie with teary eyes.
After a long time... At least an hour later, Li Xie finally couldn't stand the guy eating Guoguo's eyes and the chrysanthemum was in pain. He couldn't help but said, "Can you stop staring at me like this?"
The man said pitifully: "Otherwise, how would I look at you? Isn't there a saying that when a fellow countryman sees a fellow villager, his eyes are full of tears. Look at my eyes, they are teary, it's not just pretending."
"When you see your fellow countrymen, your eyes are full of tears?" Li Xie was taken aback, and said in surprise, "Are you from Earth?"
"Yes!" The man excitedly said, "Where are you from on Earth?"
"My earth..." Where?How to answer this question?Li Xie thought for a while and said, "I'm from Li Family Village on Earth."
"Oh, I'm from the Institute of Human Race. It seems that we are next door to Lijia Village, and we are still neighbors!" The more the man said, the more excited he became.
wipe!There is an Ethnic Research Institute next door to Li Family Village?
Li Xie was in a daze again, Li Family Village was made up by him, how could he know where he was from?Unexpectedly, the blind cat ran into a dead mouse, and it was wrong.
"Neighbor is good, good neighbor." Li Xie chuckled, becoming less wary of this person, and asked again: "Are you the monster that the people in Nether Purgatory said?"
In fact, Li Xie is not sure that this person is the monster in the legend. After all, Li Xie doesn't feel any danger from him at all, and even talking to him, the other party doesn't have the slightest majesty of a strong man.
Maybe, this is some unlucky guy who fell into Huarong Road, I don't want to admit that I made a mistake.
"How do you judge people by their appearance!" The man was very unhappy when he heard the word monster, and his face darkened.
Although Li Xie doubted that this person was not that monster, he was also afraid that this person was that monster, and he was not happy, so Li Xie did not dare to imagine his fate, so he said quickly: "No, you are so handsome, how can I judge someone by appearance? "
"Hmph! I'm so skinny now, people run away when they see me, and you still say I'm handsome! It's obviously ironic! This is a use of grammar to show your disdain for me. Although I am a fellow, today , I will inevitably beat you up!"
"Ah? Brother! No way!" Li Xie said quickly, "I really didn't mock you, you are really handsome."
"Big brother?! You call me big brother?" The man dodged, and came to Li Xie at the speed of Li Xiefa's reaction, and only stared at Li Xie: "You...you are my long-lost brother?! "
little brother?
Damn!Brother is a polite address, okay?
Li Xie suddenly felt that there was something wrong with this guy's brain, but Li Xie was sure that this person was a legendary monster. Just now, his moving speed was completely beyond Li Xie's perception. , This person's random action is beyond Li Xie's understanding!
"I..." Regarding the younger brother, Li Xie suddenly had an idea!Didn't I prepare a yellow paper rooster for this guy to ask for help?This guy bumped into him, don't we just recognize his big brother?With him covering him from now on, the sky is big and the earth is big, I walk sideways, hahaha!
Li Xie laughed heartily, and quickly said: "Yes, big brother, I am your little brother!"
"Ah! Little brother!" The man hugged Li Xie: "Brother misses you, little brother! Huh? Ah! Little brother, why did you become smoke?" [
Unfortunately, Li Xie's body couldn't even withstand an ordinary bear hug from this strange man, and he was directly scattered by the hug.
"It's okay, big brother is here, you can't die." The man pointed his finger, and Li Xie, who was scattered like black smoke, skipped the process of reuniting and forming, and directly changed into his original appearance.
Li Xie glanced at the man with lingering fear. The pain at the moment of being hugged away just now lingered in Li Xie's mind, which gave Li Xie a little understanding of the monster's strength. Squeezing him to death is still the kind of intention.
"Brother! Don't come here, don't touch me!" Seeing that the man was about to hug him again, Li Xie was so frightened that his face turned blue.
"Little brother, you can't do this, we are brothers, we need to hug each other to enhance our relationship...Huh?" The man suddenly became puzzled: "No, you are my little brother, why are you in Li Family Village? Isn't everyone in Li Family Village surnamed Li? ?”
Li Xie said quickly: "I have my mother's last name."
"Oh!" The man seemed to realize something: "I guess your mother and my mother are not the same person, after all, my father runs a boat."
"..." Can you stop taking advantage of this?Forget it, we don't know who our dad is anyway.
"But this." The man said again: "Since you and I are reunited, you have to take my surname, and you have to change your name... By the way, what's your name?"
"Li Xie."
"Li Xie? How ugly! No personality, no taste!"
"Brother, what's your name?"
"Zhang Dachun, alias Haha, nickname Fatty."
"Wow! You have so much personality and taste!" Li Xie said incredulously.
Zhang Dachun's two small eyebrows trembled: "Tell you, we have a bigger brother named Zhang Daji, both surnamed Zhang, big-character generation, and I will give you a name. Since you are our younger brother, we will call you Zhang Xiaodi." Alright... um, no, brother Zhang, um, let’s call him brother Zhang!"
Well, Zhang Thigh, Zhang Dachun, Brother Zhang, your Zhang family is really talented.
Li Xie had something to say about this big spring, but Li Xie has already seen that this person has some brain problems and is a little stupid. If they get along well and have such an unreasonably strong elder brother covering them, then life will be wonderful!
"Brother, then I'll be called Brother Zhang!" Li Xie decided to accept this name for the time being, and he wouldn't suffer anyway, at least his younger brother could still be Zhang.
"Good brother!" Zhang Dachun's small eyes sparkled, he seemed very excited, but he whispered: "Big brother, are you married? Do you have any children? Where do you work?"
"I..." Why do you ask this?Li Xie quickly replied truthfully: "I'm married, I don't have any children, and I don't have a job."
"No job? How can it be possible! Men put their careers first! It's okay, I'll find you a job later, big brother, um... You can be my assistant, let me tell you, I'm the glorious dean of the Human Race Research Institute, and you will be Glory Dean Assistant."
What is the Human Race Research Institute?Dean of Glory?It sounds awesome!Coupled with this guy's strength, wouldn't I, Assistant Dean of Glory, be in awe of the world? [
Li Xie was thinking, and quickly asked: "Brother, what does our assistant dean do? What are the benefits?"
Zhang Dachun said inscrutablely: "Research!"
"What are you studying?"
"The study of the universe is open, and everything evolves! However, you are an assistant, so you don't have to do such complicated things."
"Oh, what does the assistant do?"
"Studied!"
"..." Ganqing is a trap? !Li Xie spoke thoroughly.
Zhang Dachun pulled Li Xie to his side, and said in a low voice: "Brother, we are in a very dangerous place now!"
How dangerous is the danger in the mouth of such a strong man?
Li Xie quickly cheered up: "Where is it?"
"Alien!"
"I know that."
"No, you don't understand! Let me tell you, aliens are bad, they will capture Earthlings to slice and study! And they will make us fools."
"Oh." Li Xie guessed that this guy was insane, and he regarded the people in the Nether Purgatory as some kind of alien. No wonder he would kill the strong man. What are you afraid of?
"Brother, since it's dangerous, let's leave quickly." Li Xie has no interest in those lucky stones, and his current interest is in Zhang Dachun, if he is fooled, let him stay by his side, tsk tsk , What is the supreme god, what is the ultimate, what is it?
Of course, the premise is that Zhang Dachun can bring Li Xie out of the Nether Purgatory, which is where Li Xie is going to surprise him. If Zhang Dachun can take Li Xie out, Li Xie doesn't need to go to the end of Huarong Road to meet Jue.
"I can't leave." Zhang Dachun shook his head and said.
"Why? You don't have the ability to leave Nether Purgatory?" Li Xie was a little surprised.
Zhang Dachun laughed disdainfully: "I can travel through the universe, let alone this place? It's just that I can't leave."
"why?"
"I have to wait for someone."
"Wait for who?"
"My other brother."
"Who is Brother Bie?"
"He is a tall and mighty man. He has three heads, six hands, and twelve feet. He can swallow a cow in one bite."
"..." The genuine monster!Li Xieyan was right.Zhang Dachun looked at the sky with blurred eyes.
Li Xie thought about fooling this guy out of the Nether Purgatory first, then said again: "Brother, how long have you been waiting for Brother Bie?"
Zhang Dachun frowned: "According to the calculation of time evolution based on quantum theory, the exact time should be three days, three days, four hours, 88 minutes, and eight seconds in July 33..."
"So long? Maybe if you wait, Brother Bie won't come. Why don't we go out and find him?"
Zhang Dachun shook his head, looked at the sky again, his eyes were empty, and his eyes were far away: "Do you know? Waiting is happiness. I believe that one day, my brother will come to pick me up on colorful clouds. I believe, so I will wait forever. You don't understand this kind of feeling. Don't persuade brother, brother is just sentimental."
Damn, can you stop being so affectionate?You wait, how can I get out?
Li Xie wanted to continue persuading him, but he thought that this guy had been waiting for more than 5000 years, and he couldn't be persuaded with just a few words. How to get some benefits from Zhang Dachun!
"I'm so hungry! Brother, I'm so hungry." Zhang Dachun held his stomach pitifully, fell back straight, and lay down on the ground in a large font.
Hungry?Hey... the benefits can be reaped!
If he hadn't heard of those legends, Li Xie could still tease this person casually, but at this moment, he was nervous and scared, and for a while, he didn't know what to say.And the man didn't speak, just looked at Li Xie with teary eyes.
After a long time... At least an hour later, Li Xie finally couldn't stand the guy eating Guoguo's eyes and the chrysanthemum was in pain. He couldn't help but said, "Can you stop staring at me like this?"
The man said pitifully: "Otherwise, how would I look at you? Isn't there a saying that when a fellow countryman sees a fellow villager, his eyes are full of tears. Look at my eyes, they are teary, it's not just pretending."
"When you see your fellow countrymen, your eyes are full of tears?" Li Xie was taken aback, and said in surprise, "Are you from Earth?"
"Yes!" The man excitedly said, "Where are you from on Earth?"
"My earth..." Where?How to answer this question?Li Xie thought for a while and said, "I'm from Li Family Village on Earth."
"Oh, I'm from the Institute of Human Race. It seems that we are next door to Lijia Village, and we are still neighbors!" The more the man said, the more excited he became.
wipe!There is an Ethnic Research Institute next door to Li Family Village?
Li Xie was in a daze again, Li Family Village was made up by him, how could he know where he was from?Unexpectedly, the blind cat ran into a dead mouse, and it was wrong.
"Neighbor is good, good neighbor." Li Xie chuckled, becoming less wary of this person, and asked again: "Are you the monster that the people in Nether Purgatory said?"
In fact, Li Xie is not sure that this person is the monster in the legend. After all, Li Xie doesn't feel any danger from him at all, and even talking to him, the other party doesn't have the slightest majesty of a strong man.
Maybe, this is some unlucky guy who fell into Huarong Road, I don't want to admit that I made a mistake.
"How do you judge people by their appearance!" The man was very unhappy when he heard the word monster, and his face darkened.
Although Li Xie doubted that this person was not that monster, he was also afraid that this person was that monster, and he was not happy, so Li Xie did not dare to imagine his fate, so he said quickly: "No, you are so handsome, how can I judge someone by appearance? "
"Hmph! I'm so skinny now, people run away when they see me, and you still say I'm handsome! It's obviously ironic! This is a use of grammar to show your disdain for me. Although I am a fellow, today , I will inevitably beat you up!"
"Ah? Brother! No way!" Li Xie said quickly, "I really didn't mock you, you are really handsome."
"Big brother?! You call me big brother?" The man dodged, and came to Li Xie at the speed of Li Xiefa's reaction, and only stared at Li Xie: "You...you are my long-lost brother?! "
little brother?
Damn!Brother is a polite address, okay?
Li Xie suddenly felt that there was something wrong with this guy's brain, but Li Xie was sure that this person was a legendary monster. Just now, his moving speed was completely beyond Li Xie's perception. , This person's random action is beyond Li Xie's understanding!
"I..." Regarding the younger brother, Li Xie suddenly had an idea!Didn't I prepare a yellow paper rooster for this guy to ask for help?This guy bumped into him, don't we just recognize his big brother?With him covering him from now on, the sky is big and the earth is big, I walk sideways, hahaha!
Li Xie laughed heartily, and quickly said: "Yes, big brother, I am your little brother!"
"Ah! Little brother!" The man hugged Li Xie: "Brother misses you, little brother! Huh? Ah! Little brother, why did you become smoke?" [
Unfortunately, Li Xie's body couldn't even withstand an ordinary bear hug from this strange man, and he was directly scattered by the hug.
"It's okay, big brother is here, you can't die." The man pointed his finger, and Li Xie, who was scattered like black smoke, skipped the process of reuniting and forming, and directly changed into his original appearance.
Li Xie glanced at the man with lingering fear. The pain at the moment of being hugged away just now lingered in Li Xie's mind, which gave Li Xie a little understanding of the monster's strength. Squeezing him to death is still the kind of intention.
"Brother! Don't come here, don't touch me!" Seeing that the man was about to hug him again, Li Xie was so frightened that his face turned blue.
"Little brother, you can't do this, we are brothers, we need to hug each other to enhance our relationship...Huh?" The man suddenly became puzzled: "No, you are my little brother, why are you in Li Family Village? Isn't everyone in Li Family Village surnamed Li? ?”
Li Xie said quickly: "I have my mother's last name."
"Oh!" The man seemed to realize something: "I guess your mother and my mother are not the same person, after all, my father runs a boat."
"..." Can you stop taking advantage of this?Forget it, we don't know who our dad is anyway.
"But this." The man said again: "Since you and I are reunited, you have to take my surname, and you have to change your name... By the way, what's your name?"
"Li Xie."
"Li Xie? How ugly! No personality, no taste!"
"Brother, what's your name?"
"Zhang Dachun, alias Haha, nickname Fatty."
"Wow! You have so much personality and taste!" Li Xie said incredulously.
Zhang Dachun's two small eyebrows trembled: "Tell you, we have a bigger brother named Zhang Daji, both surnamed Zhang, big-character generation, and I will give you a name. Since you are our younger brother, we will call you Zhang Xiaodi." Alright... um, no, brother Zhang, um, let’s call him brother Zhang!"
Well, Zhang Thigh, Zhang Dachun, Brother Zhang, your Zhang family is really talented.
Li Xie had something to say about this big spring, but Li Xie has already seen that this person has some brain problems and is a little stupid. If they get along well and have such an unreasonably strong elder brother covering them, then life will be wonderful!
"Brother, then I'll be called Brother Zhang!" Li Xie decided to accept this name for the time being, and he wouldn't suffer anyway, at least his younger brother could still be Zhang.
"Good brother!" Zhang Dachun's small eyes sparkled, he seemed very excited, but he whispered: "Big brother, are you married? Do you have any children? Where do you work?"
"I..." Why do you ask this?Li Xie quickly replied truthfully: "I'm married, I don't have any children, and I don't have a job."
"No job? How can it be possible! Men put their careers first! It's okay, I'll find you a job later, big brother, um... You can be my assistant, let me tell you, I'm the glorious dean of the Human Race Research Institute, and you will be Glory Dean Assistant."
What is the Human Race Research Institute?Dean of Glory?It sounds awesome!Coupled with this guy's strength, wouldn't I, Assistant Dean of Glory, be in awe of the world? [
Li Xie was thinking, and quickly asked: "Brother, what does our assistant dean do? What are the benefits?"
Zhang Dachun said inscrutablely: "Research!"
"What are you studying?"
"The study of the universe is open, and everything evolves! However, you are an assistant, so you don't have to do such complicated things."
"Oh, what does the assistant do?"
"Studied!"
"..." Ganqing is a trap? !Li Xie spoke thoroughly.
Zhang Dachun pulled Li Xie to his side, and said in a low voice: "Brother, we are in a very dangerous place now!"
How dangerous is the danger in the mouth of such a strong man?
Li Xie quickly cheered up: "Where is it?"
"Alien!"
"I know that."
"No, you don't understand! Let me tell you, aliens are bad, they will capture Earthlings to slice and study! And they will make us fools."
"Oh." Li Xie guessed that this guy was insane, and he regarded the people in the Nether Purgatory as some kind of alien. No wonder he would kill the strong man. What are you afraid of?
"Brother, since it's dangerous, let's leave quickly." Li Xie has no interest in those lucky stones, and his current interest is in Zhang Dachun, if he is fooled, let him stay by his side, tsk tsk , What is the supreme god, what is the ultimate, what is it?
Of course, the premise is that Zhang Dachun can bring Li Xie out of the Nether Purgatory, which is where Li Xie is going to surprise him. If Zhang Dachun can take Li Xie out, Li Xie doesn't need to go to the end of Huarong Road to meet Jue.
"I can't leave." Zhang Dachun shook his head and said.
"Why? You don't have the ability to leave Nether Purgatory?" Li Xie was a little surprised.
Zhang Dachun laughed disdainfully: "I can travel through the universe, let alone this place? It's just that I can't leave."
"why?"
"I have to wait for someone."
"Wait for who?"
"My other brother."
"Who is Brother Bie?"
"He is a tall and mighty man. He has three heads, six hands, and twelve feet. He can swallow a cow in one bite."
"..." The genuine monster!Li Xieyan was right.Zhang Dachun looked at the sky with blurred eyes.
Li Xie thought about fooling this guy out of the Nether Purgatory first, then said again: "Brother, how long have you been waiting for Brother Bie?"
Zhang Dachun frowned: "According to the calculation of time evolution based on quantum theory, the exact time should be three days, three days, four hours, 88 minutes, and eight seconds in July 33..."
"So long? Maybe if you wait, Brother Bie won't come. Why don't we go out and find him?"
Zhang Dachun shook his head, looked at the sky again, his eyes were empty, and his eyes were far away: "Do you know? Waiting is happiness. I believe that one day, my brother will come to pick me up on colorful clouds. I believe, so I will wait forever. You don't understand this kind of feeling. Don't persuade brother, brother is just sentimental."
Damn, can you stop being so affectionate?You wait, how can I get out?
Li Xie wanted to continue persuading him, but he thought that this guy had been waiting for more than 5000 years, and he couldn't be persuaded with just a few words. How to get some benefits from Zhang Dachun!
"I'm so hungry! Brother, I'm so hungry." Zhang Dachun held his stomach pitifully, fell back straight, and lay down on the ground in a large font.
Hungry?Hey... the benefits can be reaped!
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