Cthulhu descends

"I have food, a lot of it." Li Xie immediately took out a lot of food from the soul space and put it in front of Zhang Dachun: "Brother, I have everything I want to eat."

Zhang Dachun sat up violently, staring at the food with both eyes, with a crystal haw flowing from the corner of his mouth, he put his index finger on his lips and bit it lightly, wanting to eat, but hesitated, but eager.

Seeing him like this, Li Xie didn't know why, so he asked, "Brother, why don't you eat?"

"poisonous."

"Poisonous?" Li Xie was stunned: "I am your little brother, how could I be poisoned?" [

"Bie Ge said that other people's food is poisonous and will poison me to death."

"Damn, you also believe that?"

"Bie Ge never lied to me, he is the most upright, purest and most honest person in the world."

There was cold sweat on Li Xie's forehead, thinking that this other brother is too powerful, fooling people so hard that people are so desperate.

"Brother, other people's food may be poisonous, but I am your little brother, how can the little brother poison big brother? Right? Just yyng with Bie Ge, he is your brother, he will not lie to you. We are also yyng, we are our own people Well."

"Correct me." Zhang Dachun said very seriously: "My brother is Zhang Thigh, Brother Bie is not my brother, he is just called Brother Bie."

"All right, you can say whatever you want." Li Xie simply ate it by himself, and said while eating, "Look, if it's poisonous, I'll poison myself to death, brother, eat it."

Zhang Dachun was still hesitating, but he couldn't resist the temptation of food, so he asked weakly: "Then do you have roast chicken?"

"Roasted chicken?" Li Xie really didn't prepare such low-end food as roasted chicken, but he immediately thought that he had prepared a yellow paper rooster to ask for help, and he happened to have a few roosters in reserve, so he said immediately: "Yes, but I have to give it to you Bake first."

"I want Bie Ge's roast chicken."

"Uh...how can it be called Bie Ge?"

"Engrave the three characters of "Bie Ge" on the leather, brother, I didn't mean you, your wisdom root is really short."

"..."

Li Xie twitched the corners of his mouth and roasted three Biege brand roast chickens for Zhang Dachun, and finally persuaded Zhang Dachun to eat roast chicken.

Seeing Zhang Dachun open his small mouth seriously, sticking out his tender tongue, and eating slowly in small mouthfuls, Li Xie had a strange feeling, feeling that this guy regarded eating as sacred.

After eating one roast chicken, Zhang Dachun put away the other two roast chickens, and looked at Li Xie with tears streaming down his face: "Brother, I haven't eaten roast chicken for many years! It's delicious! Brother decided to take the rest Put the two roast chickens away, I want them to breed many small roast chickens, and then feed them to grow into big roast chickens!"

"You can do whatever you like." Li Xie really couldn't keep up with this guy's crazy jumping thinking, but in order to get benefits from Zhang Dachun, Li Xie pretended to be bitter: "Brother, I am suffering, Huang Lianxiong What a pain in the ass..."

Before Li Xie finished speaking, Zhang Dachun stared at Li Xie with fiery eyes: "Hmph, Brother Bie said that those who complain must have something to ask for. Tell me, how can I help you?"

Li Xie's eyes lit up, his heart was excited, and he hurriedly said: "Brother, can you help me improve my strength? Or give me some treasures? It almost makes me have the strength of a master like a master?" [

"What is the ultimate?"

"That's it..." Li Xie thought for a while, and said, "It's the strength of the strongest person in this Nether Purgatory."

"Ah? Then I can't do it. Xiaoan Xiaoqiang and the others are too powerful. I'm not that powerful myself. How can you be so powerful?"

Li Xie twitched his eyebrows. What do these words mean, there are existences in Nether Purgatory that are stronger than Dajue?The guy in front of me can kill, is there anyone more powerful than him?Where exactly is Nether Purgatory?This is so strong that it is a bit perverted!

"Then don't want the strongest person, just...weaker than the eldest brother, not too weak, just casually kill anyone here. Oh! The eldest brother should be able to sense that there is a woman at the entrance of Huarong Road? You can instantly kill that person A woman's strength is enough."

"That woman? Too weak, how can I make my little brother so weak?"

Li Xie was so excited when he heard it!This psycho is so loving!Big brother, big brother for life!Li Xie was about to sublimate the relationship between him and Zhang Dachun to the point where wind blows and iron can't break, and he said quickly: "Then brother, quickly improve my strength, as strong as you can make me be."

"This is simple. According to the principle of energy conservation and the theory of material transformation, I only need to send you to the Human Race Research Institute for ten years, and you will be very strong."

"Send it for what?"

"Studied!"

"...Brother, don't be like this, then give me something that you can do immediately and improve my strength, such as some magic weapon, panacea, etc., do you have any?"

"Yes, there is." Zhang Dachun said: "However, Brother Bie said that he should not take too much care of the little brother, and should give the little brother room for his own development, so I can't give it to you, if..."

"What if?" Li Xie asked anxiously.

"Can you play mahjong?"

"Yes!"

"That way, if you win a game with me, I will give you yyng things. How many games you win, I will give you something. I am not lying, my things are all good things."

"Then what if I lost?"

"If you lose one game, you will jj a hundred times."

"Hey! So ruthless! Damn, in order to improve my strength, I have to fight! I have a mahjong table, let's play mahjong for two!"

Many, many years later, someone wanted to write an autobiography for Li Xie, and asked him which period of his life experience was the most painful?Li Xie always said that there is no pain in his life, only the sweetness after suffering, and the harvest after never giving up hard work.But the person who wrote his autobiography found a very strange place.

The former Xie Wang still liked playing mahjong very much after he learned to play mahjong. However, since he first entered Nether Purgatory, Xie Wang never played mahjong again. He even forbade the spread of mahjong as an entertainment in the world.

Many people asked Xie Wang why, but Xie Wang always answered with gritted teeth: "Remember, don't play mahjong with Zhang Dachun even if jj is chopped up!" [

This is an afterthought, let's talk about the present, it should be said that ten days have passed without knowing it.

"Fuck!"

Huarongdao let out a shrill and tragic scream, which made Huarongdao frowned deeply if he closed his eyes and meditated. This was the [-] screams she had heard in the past ten days, and she recognized this voice , it was Li Xie's voice, what happened in Huarong Dao?Why is Li Xie's scream so chilling?

"Has he been abused by that monster?" Ji nodded heavily: "In this life, don't enter Huarong Road!"

The camera came to Huarong Road, next to the mahjong table.

Li Xie's eyes were red and swollen, he was crying, his sad eyes completely ruined his image of a big man.

"Don't play anymore! Don't want to! It's too cheating! Woooo..."

"Bie Ge said, to be a human being, you have to be willing to gamble and admit defeat. Just now you lost another round, so let's jj a hundred times first."

"Can I owe you?"

"no!"

"Woooo..."

"Hey..." Zhang Dachun's small eyebrows trembled vigorously: "You can't beat me in mahjong, how about we play flying chess?"

"No!" Li Xie felt that this guy was a big hole!There is no reason to play mahjong for ten days. This guy is either Tianhu or Dihu. He occasionally comes to Eighteen Arhats. How can he play this?Also Ludo?The dice must roll six!

"Then... shall we sleep?"

"No!"

"Longer than your hair?"

Li Xie narrowed his eyes, glanced at Zhang Dachun's mushroom hair style, and compared himself with his long hair in a ponytail, his eyes lit up: "Don't use strength to make your hair grow!"

Zhang Dachun said with contempt: "You man, if we compare winning or losing, of course we have to be authentic."

"Hey... I won and you give me ten treasures or help me improve my strength?"

"You lose, you have to jj a thousand times!"

"Deal!" Li Xie immediately pulled a piece of hair down, his expression fluctuating: "There is no need to compare, I will win! Although it is only more than thirty centimeters, it is much longer than your little mushroom."

Zhang Dachun flicked his hair, pulled one of the hairs, and saw that the hair was getting longer and longer, at least one meter long: "Oh, mine is longer than yours."

Li Xie was dumbfounded, and suddenly burst out: "Impossible! You cheated!"

"Don't slander my reputation, everyone in the universe knows that I am very simple and never cheat."

"Then how can you have a meter long hair! No matter how you look at it!"

"My hair is slightly curly."

"Can you roll from five centimeters long to one meter?"

"Hmph! I would like to admit defeat. Although you are my younger brother, if you don't have the gambling product, don't blame me for killing relatives."

"Woooo..."

Li Xie didn't want to say anything anymore, he thought he had found a backer, thought this guy was a fool, but in the end, he was so tricked that his jj was numb.

"Brother...I'm leaving." Li Xie was disheartened, and he didn't want to fool this guy anymore. It wasn't Li Xie fooling him at all. Li Xie felt that from the beginning to the end, he was the one who was fooled.

So he decided to leave, but at the end of Huarong Road, he honestly searched for the blessing stone, honestly obtained the domain through the blessing stone, honestly waited for Jue to appear, honestly left the nether purgatory, and he never wanted to mention it again. What happened to Hua Rongdao!

Zhang Dachun didn't keep Li Xie back, but just patted Li Xie's shoulder lightly a few times: "Men need to go out and make a living, Brother Zhang, you have to remember, your surname is Zhang, your name is Brother, don't If you live up to this reputation, if you have any difficulties, you will come to see brother, you understand?"

"Brother, I dislocated my shoulder."

"It doesn't matter, men need trauma to promote maturity. Since you decided to go out and wander the rivers and lakes, I will give you some gifts. You need to walk in the world, and you need shoes to walk. These slippers are won by me playing mahjong and processed by me. Dealing with it, after being transformed with the theory of the Datong of the Universe, it is very comfortable to wear, so I will give it to you, don’t thank me, brother, a good person never leaves his name.”

After Zhang Dachun talked a lot, he took out a pair of slippers for Li Xie. They were a pair of flip-flops with a blue belt on a white background, which neither exuded any powerful aura nor seemed extraordinary.

Looking at the flip-flops, Li Xie wanted to cry, waved his hand, bid farewell to Zhang Dachun, and continued on Huarong Road.

After walking a few steps, Li Xie laughed at himself, his lower body was paralyzed by Zhang Dachun, and what he got in exchange was only a pair of flip flops, which made Li Xie want to throw the flip flops away.But after thinking about it, Li Xie still took it into the soul space, and said to himself: "My name is Li Slippers. The most painful experience was just a pair of slippers. It's ironic. Let's keep it as a souvenir."