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Chapter 13 One-shot

"this is very simple!"

After listening to Xiao Henan's question, Chu Tianji said, "The word Haomiao is both of the water attribute, especially the word Miao, which has three words of water! If it is not a coincidence, the person who named you has seen your birth date! You are guaranteed to be short of water!"

Xiaohe said, "That's right, my father asked an old man to give me a name, but what does the lack of water in the hit have to do with my surname Lin?"

Chu Tianji smiled faintly, "That's because I simply look at your face, you are not only short of water but also short of wood! Water makes trees grow, water without trees will become a vast ocean, and trees without water will become dead trees! And if water floods, trees will grow." Insufficiency can also drown, so I calculated, your surname is at least two trees, and two trees make a forest! So I call you Boss Lin!"

After he said these words, the shop suddenly became quiet, and even the men and women who were eating barbecue all turned their heads to look at this person with surprise in their eyes.

Wu Yang even asked quickly, "Xiao Henan, is your name Lin Haomiao?"

Xiao Henan put down the stainless steel plate and threw his ID card to Wu Yang, "Look for yourself."

Seeing this scene, everyone felt stunned, and Chu Scum enjoyed this gaze very much.

In front of Chu Tianji, in the distance, there was a table of men and women, the man had a pretty face, and the woman wore a black short-sleeved gauze dress with her back facing Chu Tianji.

This woman wears a ponytail and looks very youthful.The ponytail is tied high, revealing the beautiful white nape of the neck.Chu Tianji still has a good way of seeing women. This kind of slender and bright neck is very famous in Feng Shui.

Moreover, the young woman's black gauze skirt could vaguely see the white bra straps inside.Although this seemed a little out of place, it was quite eye-catching. Chu Tianji, a visitor from time travel, could not take his eyes off him.

But what was depressing was that all the men and women in the store looked back at Chu with curiosity, but that beauty never looked back.

Hmph, I don't believe you didn't look back!The scum secretly said in his heart.

At this moment, Xiao Henan sat down across from Chu Tianji and asked, "Brother Xiaotian, since you are so smart, show me why my small shop has not been doing as well as the surrounding area?"

In normal times, Chu Tianji must be a scum, and asked, "Are you ready for the money?"

However, he intends to show it off to attract the woman in the black skirt to turn her head.

"Your small shop..." Chu Tianji looked left and right, paused deliberately to attract everyone's attention, and then said, "Not only is your business not doing well, but you often cause trouble! Arguing and fighting are common. Happened..."

Xiao Henan confirmed, "Anyone who says no, I'm so annoyed!"

Chu Tianji continued, "And the customers who come to the door, except for friends, are generally wild mandarin ducks!"

When he said this, the men and women at the tables in the store all looked embarrassed, and it was obvious that he was right, they were all wild mandarin ducks.

But everyone listened with gusto right now, no one blamed Chu Tianji, on the contrary they believed it even more.

Li Jianguo also found it interesting, and asked, "Then tell me why? Could it also be related to Feng Shui!"

However, Chu Tianji committed the scum again, sat down and picked up a skewer, ate it with a big smile and said, "Satellites are running all over the sky, the Chinese have landed on the moon, Jianguo, tell me."

Li Jianguo blushed immediately, and said, "I don't understand this, please tell me quickly, what you say makes sense, of course I believe it."

Wu Yang also said, "Dog, what kind of friend are you, you are so petty."

"Okay, then I'll help Boss Lin find a reason!" Chu Tianji finally decided not to keep the door closed, raised his hand and pointed at the direction of the door with the iron rod in his hand, and said airily, "The reason why others dare not enter your shop ,right here!"

At this moment, everyone in the store turned their heads in unison to look at the past, even the beautiful woman in black with her back to Chu Tianji was no exception.

I saw that there was a protruding incense stand on the wall on the right side of the gate, and a half-sized Guan Gong was enshrined on the incense stand.Guan Gong holds the Qinglong Yanyue Knife in his hand, looking majestic and majestic!There is also a couplet on the back of "recruiting wealth and making money, making money and making money".

Xiao Henan wondered, "What's the problem? Guan Gong is the God of Wealth, and many people enshrine it."

"Your placement is a big mistake!" Chu Tianji said, "Of course the first place to enshrine the ancestors and gods is in the main hall, with the back facing Xuanwu and facing Suzaku! The green dragon on the left and the white tiger on the right are the best! Look at the temples all over the world. , isn’t it all like this?”

Speaking of this, Chu Tianji pointed again and said, "But you put this thing next to the gate and hang it high in the air. Everyone who comes in has to walk under the knife. Doesn't it mean that everyone who comes in will Want to take a knife from you?"

Upon hearing this, everyone present nodded inwardly.Wu Yang even clapped his hands and said, "Fuck! That's right, if you come in, you'll get a knife if you go out!"

Li Jianguo nodded, "Little Henan, Second Master Guan is really not in the right place, not to mention that it is unlucky in Feng Shui, but in the subconscious mind, who wants to go in and out and pass under the knife?"

"That's reasonable! It's so reasonable! It was an incense stand left by the previous store. I bought a Guan Gong without thinking about it. I didn't expect it to become a disaster, so I moved it down." Xiao Henan quickly brought a piece of paper. On the bench, Li Jianguo also went up to help and moved Guan Gongxiang down.

But when the statue of Guan Gong was moved down, Xiao Henan was in trouble again, and said, "The kitchen is directly opposite the gate, this thing is not easy to store, Brother Tian, ​​where do you think it should be placed?"

Chu Tianji said, "Let's put the God of Wealth in place."

Xiao Henan asked again, "Where is the God of Wealth?"

"Have you got your money ready?" Well, Chu finally lost his scum temper again.

This fellow Chu Tianji was not a good person to help others. He said so much in vain, but he didn't want to attract the black-veiled beauty to look back.But it seemed that the beauty was not paying attention here, and she never looked back.

This guy also gave up, just get some benefits.

As soon as he said this, everyone in the shop murmured with contempt in their hearts.At the same time, the black-veiled beauty finally turned her head around, and looked back at Chu, not out of curiosity about someone's abilities, but contempt, why is this person like this?

"Oh, it's better to do one bad thing than ten good things." Chu Tianji sighed.

When the woman turned around, she turned out to be a beautiful woman, with a small face, oval face, slender eyebrows, straight eyebrows, and big eyes, but there was not much expression on that face, it was very serious.

This woman feels like she rejects people thousands of miles away, and there are men around her, so Chu scum has no chance to hook up.

"In terms of appearance, it's on par with today's reporter Chen." Unknowingly, someone thought of the pair of big breasts in Chen Xiaoxiao's loose T-shirt.

At this time, Li Jianguo and Xiao Henan walked over in embarrassment, Xiao Henan rubbed his hands and smiled apologetically, "Brother Xiaotian, I know that everyone who invites you will give a red envelope, but I haven't done it before. Hehe, just open your mouth and say it directly."

Chu Tianji pinched his wine glass and said, "If I want to open my mouth, there is no room for bargaining."

"This..." Xiaohenan's business is not good recently, and money is very tight, so he had to go to see Li Jianguo.

Li Jianguo couldn't say it in public, so he pulled Chu Tianji and said, "Let's go, Xiaotian, I drank too much today, let's go pee."