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Chapter 14 Barbecue Melee

"Talking about money hurts feelings, Xiaotian will help you if he can."

In the bathroom, Li Jianguo said while flushing the water.

"Xiao Henan, I know him. He has no money, but when he gets rich, he won't forget his brothers! If you tell me the number, I'll give it to you."

"Are you here?" Chu Tianji lifted up the side of the trouser leg of his big pants, took out the faucet to drain the water, and said, "The ancients said that there are three things that a gentleman should not ask for. Haircut, whore, and Fengshui!"

As a modern person, Li Jianguo had never heard of these famous tricks, and wondered, "Why?"

Chu Tianji raised his neck and said, "A haircut is also called a shave. If you spend money to shave someone's head, it's not a good thing. Whoring a prostitute will affect the relationship between another family's husband and wife, and they will call the door and offend the inner room. Friends will not have to do it; Looking at feng shui is to believe in the spirit, and others spend money to look at feng shui, which means that they don't believe in it at all, and it doesn't work!"

"Go ahead." Li Jianguo looked curiously at this friend who had played with him since he was a child, and felt that this person was becoming more and more incomprehensible, and his words were all in the same way.

"Then how much do you want? How about paying in installments?" Li Jianguo hesitated and said.

"This...let me think about it." In fact, Chu Tianji didn't know how much he wanted, and he didn't know much about the prices in this world.

Of course, it's impossible not to ask for money, someone from Chu, who is a newcomer, is still pointing at this.

When he came out of the men's room, he happened to see Wu Yang coming out of the women's room.

"Hey Xiaotian, help me take a look first." Wu Yang didn't see anything, and stretched out his wet hand.

Li Jianguo scolded, "The bitch believes this, so you can show her."

Wu Yang said, "You shit, believe it or not, I'll stab you to death!"

Chu Tianji smiled and took Wu Yang's hand.

Wu Yang's palmistry is not bad, career, life expectancy, relatives, etc. are fine, the only thing is that the relationship is more tortuous.

"Which aspect do you want to ask?" Chu Tianji asked.

Other aspects are easy to talk about, but Wu Yang asked, "I just want you to see, when will that bitch marry me?"

Chu Tian Jixin said that he was afraid of what would happen. This woman's Kun Palace pattern extended to the tiger's mouth, which was the "love line" of marriage failure.This line is also called the line of losing virginity. Of course, Wu Yang will not be a virgin like this.

It would be fine if he just lost his virginity, but Wu Yang's line is longer. In modern terms, it is the legendary "little third line".

"It's hard for you to say..." If it was in Datang, the Chu scum would have told the truth.

However, after rebirth, Chu's EQ improved significantly.He felt that his popularity was too bad, and he wanted to improve it, so he couldn't say anything that was ugly.

Of course, palm readers have some routines, which can make things ambiguous.But those are quacks!With Chu Tianji's status and character in Datang back then, he didn't want to learn those routines at all!

But if he said directly, "You don't know how to get married, what about Wu Yang and you, you want to be a concubine for others..." the woman would probably run away on the spot.

Just as Chu Tianji was about to speak out in a hurry, he suddenly heard a commotion in the lobby.

……

It turned out that when they went to the toilet, more than a dozen night-shift taxi drivers came.More than a dozen of them were men, and they happened to see the beautiful woman in black dress whom Chu Tianji had been paying attention to all the time.

There was a good thing among the drivers. Seeing that the man was a little girly and the woman was very beautiful, there was a little commotion. It happened that the woman in the black dress stood up and was about to pay the bill, and accidentally bumped into a certain driver.

"Sister paper, it's okay if you hit my buddy, but you hit a key part, brother, it hurts so much." The driver touched his crotch and said shamelessly.

The woman in the black dress is very beautiful, with gentle long hair, but her eyes are cold enough.

She looked out of the glass door with her beautiful eyes, her snow-white arms hugged each other, and she didn't look at the driver at all.

"I've already apologized."

The driver was already a little drunk, but when he saw the woman's defiant look, he became a little annoyed, "Apologizing is useless. How the hell do you know if I have an external injury, internal injury, or mixed injury? Are you responsible if I can't deal with women in the future?"

"Then what do you want?" The woman finally glanced at the driver, her eyes still cold.

"I want you to go with me to the car outside and check my wound!" The driver said with a lewd smile on his face.

"Really?" There was a stern look in the woman's cold eyes!

"Forget it, my friend, you drank too much." The boy who came with the woman in the black skirt was afraid of getting into trouble, and appeared as a peacemaker.

The driver saw that the man was useless, so he said reluctantly, "Beauty, why don't you check the wound for me, or I'll hit your crotch too."

"Why are you like this?" the little white-faced woman said.

"Okay." The woman in the black skirt who folded her arms suddenly smiled.

This woman was already good-looking, but her face was as if frozen. Now that she smiled, it felt like the ice and snow melted.

The driver on the opposite side was stunned, but he didn't expect that the woman kicked the crotch in a standard way, just like kicking a football, and kicked into the driver's legs unceremoniously.

That bitch's little boy was not as weak as he imagined. When he saw the woman making a move, he threw the stainless steel basin on the back of the driver's head and cursed, "Society scum, shame on you!"

The night drivers all jumped up.Paralyzed, how few of you are still so ruthless, how crazy, to treat us like a vegetable basket easy to bully?

The drunk drivers rushed forward, and the man and woman were not fuel-efficient, and they huddled together in the lobby of the barbecue restaurant.

Although the man and woman were tough, they couldn't stand the crowd of drivers, and they were trapped in it for a while, unable to get out.

There was a lot of noise in the barbecue restaurant, and the few diners who were originally there were so scared that they took the opportunity to slip away.Xiao Henan was sweating in anxiety, trying to persuade a fight, while holding a pair of wild mandarin ducks, "Brother, haven't you paid yet?"

"Give your mother money, I scared my girlfriend, I haven't asked you for money yet, what kind of broken shop?"

Diners fled their orders one after another.

The voice spread to the back, and Li Jianguo said, "No, it's fighting again, hurry up and fight."

Chu Tianji just dropped Wu Yang's hand and ran back to the lobby.

"Hey, buddy, I'm also a driver. It's hot, so everyone is on fire..." Li Jianguo rushed into the lobby and quickly grabbed a driver.

"Who the hell are you?" The driver was hitting hard, and punched him when he turned around.

Li Jianguo was not a good quarrel either, his eyes widened immediately, "Hit me? Why are you hitting me!" Before he could make a move, a woman's voice came from behind, "You shit, how dare you hit my man?"

With a bang, a wine bottle exploded on the driver's forehead, and the wine splashed everywhere, revealing Wu Yang's face...