rings are crazy

"No fight!"

"Don't pick up girls!"

"Don't show off!"

"No..."

The day before she was about to leave for Zhonghai, Yao Wei was nervously instilling in Li Weidong the code of conduct for her boyfriend.Li Weidong said depressedly: "Isn't that too much? Of course it's okay not to pick up girls, but if you don't fight, then if someone bullies me, shouldn't I be allowed to fight back? As for the limelight, I have always been very low-key, okay? Last time You didn't force me to participate in the city basketball game or something."

Yao Wei said eloquently: "Of course you can fight back when someone bullies you, but you are so good at martial arts, I am afraid that you will bully others. I don't let you show off because I am afraid that you will be too ostentatious. It is best to keep a low profile, otherwise there are so many beauties in the university. , you're a faux pas, what if another girl takes a fancy to you?"

"What about this one?" Li Weidong pointed to the small piece of paper full of codes of conduct, and couldn't bear it anymore, "You are not allowed to be too handsome, you are not allowed to wear famous brands above Li Ning, and you are not allowed to have hairstyles that cost more than five yuan. Damn, I After all, he's still an adolescent boy, okay, Xiaoshuai can't even do it, why?"

"Because I'm your girlfriend, how about it!" Yao Wei raised her chin and said confidently, "Why are you so handsome? Let girls like you? I don't want to show you what you wear, in case Mrs. It’s so handsome that if other girls see it in their eyes, they won’t be able to pull it out!”

I pour!Li Weidong rolled his eyes for a long time before choking out a sentence: "What kind of theory is this? Don't you think I'm as good as a bumpkin?"

"Okay, it would be great if you really became a country bumpkin, so that others won't worry about it." Seeing that Li Weidong was very unconvinced and wanted to refute, Yao Wei blurted out in a hurry: "I don't want to listen? Well, if you If you dare not listen, you will never want to have sex with me again from now on!"

"En? What?" Shen Lin and Xia Ruobing, who were hiding far away in the corner, were pretending to watch TV, and the other pretended to play with Li Weidong's notebook, but they were actually listening with their ears up.Hearing such sensitive and imaginative words, they all raised their heads in unison.Yao Wei blushed instantly, and Li Weidong hurriedly explained: "It's nothing, ahem, it's really nothing."

"Cut!" The two girls strongly despised together.Li Weidong muttered resentfully: "Cut the hair, it's nothing at all, I'm still a virgin now, okay?"

Pian Xia Ruobing's ears were sharp, and she heard it all at once, and said with extreme contempt: "Virgins should be despised even more. It's nothing to guard a big beauty for so long. Is there something wrong with you, Li Weidong?"

"..."

"..."

Li Weidong and Yao Wei were relatively speechless.

The next morning, the four of them drove the Chevrolet left by Hou Wanfeng to Zhonghai City together.Yao Wei's mother originally wanted to drive her daughter to school, but Secretary Yao insisted on stopping her, saying that she didn't want her daughter to be too hypocritical, and besides, she and Li Weidong killed Chuhe Hanjie every now and then, which is a compliment to his character Can't stop talking.With him and his daughter together, everything can be at ease.

The full text version, updated and faster, is available on 16k Literature Network, computer station: www. ㄧ6 stations: wap. ㄧ6 supports literature, supports 16k! A group of people came to see Li Weidong off in anticipation, but it was his apprentice Yu Hailong who brought a group of younger brothers.This guy has been working hard to cultivate the iron cloth shirt with the golden bell cover, let alone, I don’t know if Li Weidong’s stuff from Baidu on the Internet really got him wrong or what, Yu Hailong is really good at being beaten these days, A few days ago, I took my younger brother to the playground, but was hit by a baseball bat on the back, and the bat was broken in two, but this guy just got up and patted the ashes. The child was frightened silly.From then on, he treated Li Weidong even more like a god, and wished he could confess to him as the second master of Guan.Now that the master is going to college, it is natural to be inseparable. If Li Weidong's attitude is not firm, this guy will drag a lot of younger brothers and go to Zhonghai to fight the world.

Li Weidong encouraged Hai Long for a while, such as practicing hard, not bullying good people, and teaching you Arhat boxing and small capture later, Yu Hailong was elated.

It is not far from Ninggang to Zhonghai, less than three hours away.It was just past ten o'clock in the morning when we arrived at Zhonghai University.It was relatively late when they reported, and many freshmen had already allocated dormitories.Li Weidong, Yao Wei, and Xia Ruobing, although the three of them were admitted to Zhonghai together, they did not apply for the same major.Yao Wei applied for business administration, Xia Ruobing applied for English, and Li Weidong had always been interested in mechanical engineering, so he applied for automation.

According to Xia Ruobing, of course he didn't want to live in the school, but Li Weidong refused to live with her anyway.This little girl is so irritating, she dangles in front of him every day in a sexy nightgown. For a normal man, seeing the pain that he can't eat is even more uncomfortable than beheading.

In fact, of course Li Weidong likes to move off campus, but that means being with Yao Wei, so it is necessary to appease Xia Ruobing first.Originally, with Xia Ruobing's temper, she always said what she said, but this time she was uncharacteristically obedient for some reason, which made Li Weidong wonder what the hell she was up to.

Xia Ruobing's and Yao Wei's dormitory buildings are next to each other, they are Sixth House and Eighth House on Beisi Road, West District respectively.Li Weidong followed the two beauties with his luggage on his back. He thought he was keeping a low profile, but he still found that more than n dinosaurs frequently cast unscrupulous glances.Especially when Yao Wei was sent to the dormitory at the end, the two elder sisters who were depressed and obviously drunk bravely invited Li Weidong to karaoke, and Li Weidong fled in fright.

Li Weidong's dormitory building of the Mechanical Academy is in the North District. Unfortunately, this is one of the most antique dormitory buildings in Zhonghai. Although the original eight-person room has been changed to a four-person room, the walls are so dark that it is impossible to distinguish the color and all kinds of lively Cute mice, cockroaches, mosquitoes, etc., all show the extremely profound cultural heritage of this building.What shocked Li Weidong's heart was that the building was obviously not soundproof, because he didn't have to concentrate too much, he could hear girls moaning and chirping from at least two dormitories. Judging by the characteristics of ambiguity and a little dissatisfaction with desire, at least it has entered the wet kiss stage.

Li Weidong's dormitory is 318, which sounds auspicious.But as soon as Li Weidong walked in, he couldn't help yelling, "Damn it." It wasn't that he thought there was something wrong with the three animals that had moved in first, but that there was actually a big poster of Brother Chun pasted on his bedside.

"Old birds usually look like this," a wretched man wearing thick black-rimmed glasses who looked very similar to a perverted murderer in a certain Hong Kong and Taiwan movie if he took a box knife could clearly see Li Weidong's face. Unhesitating, he quickly explained, "Brother Xinchun, you won't fail a course. Brother Xinchun, you will gain eternal life. This is the encouragement from our seniors! Amen, Brother Chun is with you."

"..." Li Weidong was speechless for a while, because he saw a line of words written under the poster: ward off evil spirits during the day, and prevent pregnancy at night.

The animals in dormitory 318 are very enthusiastic. The wretched man with glasses is Bian Hao, who was awarded the boss of this dormitory at the cost of repeating his studies for three years.The second child is Luo Xiang, who sounds like a native of Tianjin with a very loud accent. While shaking hands with Li Weidong, he said, "How about brother Chun? Don't listen to the boss's nonsense, I don't believe it. If you want to believe it, believe it." Brother Zeng, believe in Brother Zeng, don’t lose tune, trust Brother Zeng, and take the undergraduate exam.”

Li Weidong saw the still photo of the first drop of blood pasted on the head of this guy's bed at a glance. Just as he was about to express his opinion, the third child couldn't help but shoot up the case and said loudly: "Damn, second child, your behavior is too much." Despicable! Brother, don't listen to him, you have been completely poisoned. Recently, a small group of criminals with ulterior motives on the Internet played the banner of "Zeng Ge is a real hero, iron-blooded Stallone" in an attempt to be equal to Chun Ge, creating The situation of "two men" and "one brother and one younger brother" subverts the indisputable fact of "one brother Chun". We, the believers of Chun brother, express strong condemnation and deep anger for this!!! Here, on behalf of The majority of Chunge believers once again reiterated that the position of "one Chunge" will never change! There is only one Chunge in the world! Only Chunge is a pure and pure man! Iron blood is a real man! Any delusion can be achieved by creating "two men", " It is unpopular to subvert Brother Chun's status as a pure man in the situation of "one spring and one Zeng"! They are all doomed to fail!"

"Damn it!" The second child blushed and said angrily, "F*ck we said we wanted 'two men, one spring and one Zeng', we just insisted on 'one man, two ways', okay? Good! Brother Zeng is like the sun shining on the earth, bringing us infinite hope and reverie. It is because I converted to Brother Zeng that I was able to successfully enter the undergraduate course. Brother Zeng’s fraternity is difficult to explain to you ordinary people. Damn, I am now Singing is no longer out of tune, if you don't believe me, I will sing you the most angelic song."

"Don't pay attention to him, two sbs." The boss gave a very brief and pertinent evaluation, and said disdainfully: "The second child has a bad voice, and he has already howled for us just now, the fourth child, you better not I was stimulated by this. By the way, we looked at your freshman admission form, your birthday is two months younger than the third child, do you mind if you are the fourth child?"

Li Weidong immediately said: "The second child has no objections, of course I have no problem."

"Damn!" Luo Xiang, the second child, rolled his eyes and said, "Don't talk nonsense, we are discussing how to reply to a brain-dead girl. This bitch is full of words that we Chinese have no quality, except for talking about fuck and mb. I will say something else, you can help me think about it, whoever curses and doesn't use dirty words, is there any way that the words are the most ruthless?"

Luo Xiang's notebook was on the bbs of Zhonghai University. After looking at it, he found that the host was indeed an unusual brain-damaged person. He posted that she graduated from Zhonghai University and is now in country J. She thought it was an elite nation and maintained kindness and politeness. Chinese men should be ashamed, if she has an afterlife, she hopes to be a Japanese woman.

There are a lot of comments below, nothing more than attacking the reproductive organs of the women in her family, all of them are ridiculed by the woman as unqualified, and they can't scold others, they are low-level Chinese