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Basically, the bbs of CUHK is the same as that of all universities, with a variety of contents and full of surprises.Because every year there will be more than n boring men, wretched men, and men with endocrine disorders. In the case of long-term lack of MM caresses, their psychology has been seriously distorted to the point of heinousness. Except for sex, the rest is only desperately on the forum Irritation, sending all kinds of gossip news and boring perverted posts are not illegal and can effectively vent the restlessness of adolescence.

A guy with an id named Lonely Pacifier posted on the forum: I heard the news that a person was swallowed by a python in the wild. What should I do if I encounter a python in the wild?

Immediately someone replied below: Pinching seven inches and stabbing the anus, this method is very effective, I hope everyone will spread it widely.

Then someone replied: Is that stabbing the snake's anus, or stabbing your own anus?

Reply from downstairs: I tried it, and it hurts and uncomfortable to stab myself, so it should be the anus of the snake.The question is what to poke in the wilderness?

Downstairs: Ask Xu Xian.

A landlord with an id named Haoqi Tiantian posted: According to Hong Kong Jade Channel, Gillian was accompanied by her mother to St. John's Women's Hospital for an examination. The hospital's diagnosis report showed that there was no organic damage to her vaginal membrane. If you don't believe me, you can Browsing the Jade Channel website (shame on those with nude photos in ps!) My forever Gillian.

Downstairs: Damn, are you laughing at Brother Guanxi's youngest son?

A poster posted: Write down the words of the person you love the most that hurt you the most. . .

The id donkey replied: Did you go in?

The landlord is happy to post at a little bit: Don’t you girls feel hot wearing small hoods in summer?

A mm replied very contemptuously: If you don't take it, you will be hot.

There is no shortage of MM vests in the forum, but most of them are pretending to be transvestites to earn points, and there are very few real MMs who can still stand still surrounded by a bunch of perverted and boring animals. , Absolutely fierce.Among them was a cursing post, the host MM claimed to have been touched by a perverted animal one night during a power outage in the library, and angrily posted: "Damn pervert, I'll fuck your mother."As a result, a vest from a library pervert immediately replied: What are you doing with it?The landlord replied: I will take yours.The tyranny of the spirit made Li Weidong and the others sweat and speechless.

An mm posted: A Taobao store is a big liar. I bought a pack of beef jerky when I started school, and I haven't finished chewing it at the end of the term. It tastes like a bullwhip.Everyone remained silent.

The two sisters quarreled over trivial matters, and the situation escalated seriously. One sister said angrily: "If you are so violent, I will crush you to death."Another MM was not to be outdone, and replied: Damn, if you don’t accept it, come to find me in a certain house, my old lady filled the hole under you!Everyone was speechless again.

Coincidentally, I saw a post just posted by a mm whose id is like drifting away: I need to shave my armpits in summer, otherwise it will affect my ladylike image when wearing short sleeves.Then ask again weakly, do you need to shave your pubic hair?

Li Weidong couldn't help but replied: Don't scratch your mouth!

In less than a minute, there was worship downstairs.The boss, Bian Hao, couldn't help but said: "Damn, buddy, I'm already a veteran of bbs. I didn't expect you to be more wretched and talented than me!"

When Li Weidong and the boss and the second child were busy discussing forums, the third child Wang Lei was lying on his upper bunk, holding a notebook and tinkering with his eyes, and blocked the display screen so that everyone look.Seeing that he didn't make a sound for a long time, the second child said strangely: "What are you messing around with, third child? It's still a bit early to download the film in broad daylight, so we'll have to wait until the lights are off, okay?"

The third child patted his thigh, looked up to the sky and said with a long smile, "It's done, it's done! ***I've been busy since morning, and now it's finally done! Wahaha, you three, please buy me a drink!"

"Damn, fuck you, you will be arrested by the police uncle for pornography now, don't you know?" The boss snatched his notebook involuntarily, and said, "Check whether it is cavalry or infantry for us, and despise you if you have code."

As a result, when they opened the notebook, the three of them were stunned for a moment. They saw that it said the files of freshmen from various colleges and departments at a certain level, which belonged to Li Weidong's class, and there were detailed information.Li Weidong felt a little dizzy, and said: "I rely on you, what are you doing, you are not a forged admission notice at the certificate office, and you are busy changing the information?"

"Tch, it took me all morning to hack into the school's archives. A hacker like me, a genius child, do you have to forge a notification letter to get into a university?" The third child jumped out of bed triumphantly, Patted: "Dude, I started playing 286 when I was three years old, and I am famous in the Henan Hacker Union. If my parents would not let me be a hacker, I would apply for computer early. This is the admission of this year. The files of freshmen, all the mm information of each college and department are in it, the key is that there are photos, brothers, just do it. How about the bullshit, is it worth buying me a drink?"

"Damn, it's worth it, it's so fucking worth it! The third child, you are possessed by Brother Chun. I will never trust Brother Zeng again, so I will trust you!" The second child, Luo Xiang, was about to leak out, and quickly opened the file .

In schools like Zhongda, the ratio of male to female students is relatively balanced in general, but it is very miserable for the School of Mechanical Engineering. MMs who study automation have always been rare animals, and it is very easy to find a few. It was so horrible that a few people didn't have the confidence to watch it any more after watching half of it.

The departments that produce the most beauties are of course English, business, and economics and management. As soon as I opened the page, my second child couldn't help but say: "mlgb, it's also Zhonghai University, and the quality gap between the girls is really **** Big! Look at his face, his nose, his small mouth..."

Bian Hao also said dejectedly at the side: "*** is really true, if it weren't for my poor English, I wouldn't apply for machinery even if I was killed, but I would apply for English or business. There are so many and beautiful girls, they are all eye-catching. !…****** Second, you drip your saliva on my hand again, and I will never end with you!"

The third child found a photo, and immediately let out an earth-shattering cry: "Wow, the school beauty level, well-developed! This mm is so beautiful, Yao Wei, Bashe 402..."

"Damn!" Li Weidong jumped up, quickly turned the page, and said, "Don't worry about this MM, this is my girlfriend."

"what?"

"Oh……"

"Cut~~!"

The three brothers looked down on me for a while, Luo Xiang couldn't help but said: "***, you are so ruthless! If you see a beautiful girl again, I will say she is my girlfriend. Third child, keep looking!"

The full text version, updated and faster, is available on 16k Literature Network, computer station: www. ㄧ6 stops: wap. ㄧ6 supports literature, supports 16k! Li Weidong sweated a bit, saying that he has strictly abided by Yao Wei's regulations, and dressed in street stalls, so low-key and low-key.With such an unattractive boy who doesn't seem to have much money, it's no wonder that others can't associate him with a school girl.Said that Yao Wei is his girlfriend, these three wretched guys will definitely not believe it.

The three brothers all felt that Li Weidong was too shameless, so they pushed him aside with the excuse that he had a girlfriend and didn't need to look at pretty girls anymore.In fact, there are quite a few attractive girls in this session of the Industrial and Commercial Academy, but compared with Yao Wei, they are a bit overshadowed.The three of Bian Hao spent a long time picking and choosing. Either they thought that his nose was too big, his lips were too thick, or his cheekbones were too high and there were too many freckles.After finally turning to the English language school, this time it was the second child who screamed: "Look at this, look at this, this product is good, not worse than the MM just now! This name is also nice, Xia Ruobing..."

"Damn it!" Li Weidong was gloomyly watching the bbs on the opposite side, replying to postings from time to time, and jumped up again when he heard the name, and said nervously: "This won't work, and you can't play with this mm."

"Damn!!!" Luo Xiang jumped up angrily, and couldn't bear it anymore and said: "You are too wretched, fourth brother, you are a good-looking MM, so why don't you allow us to have sex, can you eat it by yourself?*** , you dare to say that this MM is also your wife, believe it or not, the three of us will draw a villain together and curse you, the longer you grow, the smaller you become?"

I pour!Li Weidong rolled his eyes, is this curse too vicious?Just when he wanted to fight back, he saw that the boss and the third child were also standing on the side of the second child with the same hatred, so he had to explain: "Xia Ruobing, you really can't make love, she...she is my sister. If you don't believe me, check it out, Her family belongs to Zhonghai, she is with me, and I even have a phone number here."

"Damn it, so you really know her?" The three of them were very surprised. The youngest, Wang Lei, immediately put on a dirty expression, offered a bottle of green tea with both hands, and said flatteringly, "Fourth, she told you And different surnames, could it be a cousin? If yes, it would be even better! You see, you already have such beautiful girlfriends, who are we, brothers in bed, you don’t want to be a stranger, why don’t you just be my brother-in-law alright."

Bian Hao pulled Wang Lei, and said very deeply: "Don't panic, the elders and the younger should be orderly. As the boss, I should set an example. I'll do it."

Luo Xiang shouted depressingly: "Damn it, you guys are really animals! Just let me be the second child, and I don't have a role in picking up girls?"

"Well, she is not my cousin, but her family asked me to take care of her temporarily, and she is not allowed to fall in love in college." Li Weidong thought in his heart that there might be many pairs of eyes staring at this little girl. Her identity is so sensitive, Are you looking for death if you go to pick her up?It's just that there's no way to explain these words to them.

The three brothers became depressed all of a sudden, and the boss, Bian Hao, said: "Damn, all the brothers and sisters have come out, you are shameless! Let me tell you first, besides the younger sister, do you have an older sister? Don't let us see another one later." Beautiful mm, you said it was your older sister, then we can never end with you!"

Li Weidong sweated for a while, and said, "No more, really no more. You can soak up the other girls casually..."

"Yeah, fuck, you got the two prettiest ones out of your way, dawg!"

While strongly despising Li Weidong, the three of them continued to scroll down angrily.Who knew that just after turning two pages, someone knocked on the door, and a clear and pleasant voice said, "Does Li Weidong live in this dormitory?"

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