rings are crazy

Not long ago, Li Weidong was often depressed. Many of the classmates around him were in pairs. Only his grandma didn’t kiss his uncle and didn’t love him. When he grew up, he didn’t have a beautiful woman to harass and tease him. Even dinosaurs didn’t bother he.But since getting the magical storage ring, beauties are one after another!

It is of course a very happy thing to be pestered by more than n beauties, but don't they all have to rush together? ***, these beauties really can't find a man or what, why is this old man coming to harm them all by himself today?

"Ahem, this is a misunderstanding, an absolute misunderstanding, not like what you think..."

Li Weidong pressed the phone quickly, explaining incoherently.It's a pity that this kind of thing is difficult to explain clearly even if the whole body is full of mouths.Think about it, if a woman hears another woman making love to her boyfriend with her own ears, if this can be understood and accepted, is it still called a woman?

"You, Li Weidong, you can do it! I, I..."

Before Yao Wei could speak, tears rolled down like beads with a broken thread.Now she was really sad, and she stood there crying without twisting her arms or stepping on her feet.Li Weidong was also so worried that he was about to cry, thinking that this matter is all about it, my mother is purer than anyone else, okay, I am still a virgin, and I am not Guanxi brother, why are there so many gossips? ?

"Weiwei, don't cry, I really don't blame me for this matter. You... Oh, forget it, I'll just tell you the truth! This girl is called Shen Lin, but in fact, she is a policeman!"

When Li Weidong was in a hurry, he didn't care to hide it anymore, so he simply told the truth.Yao Wei was stunned for a moment, and said: "Police? But... what's wrong with the police, the police can fuck with you? Li Weidong, you are not human, you even hook up with a female policeman, you, you are so shameless, woo woo woo ..."

"%￥#%..."

With a star on his forehead, Li Weidong said depressedly: "When did I say I hooked up with her? That woman is as fierce as a dominatrix, how dare I have the guts! Weiwei, listen to me, I am the same about this matter." How about the victim!"

Just as he was talking, the phone rang like a broken gong again, and it looked like it was Shen Lin calling.Li Weidong gritted his teeth in hatred, pressed the phone, and told Yao Wei about the animal tooth.Of course, I didn't dare to mention the part where I skipped the handjob, and I honestly explained the rest.

Yao Wei was dumbfounded, and it took her a long time to say: "30? That one of your animal teeth is worth so much money? Oh my god! What happened to those bad guys now? Are they still looking for trouble with you? ?”

Seeing her nervous appearance, Li Weidong finally let out a long breath, and said in his heart that as long as you don't misunderstand, it will be fine.Playfully said: "I don't know, that's why I need the protection of the police. Alas, I am so innocent, you still say that I hooked up with the policewoman!"

"Hmph, you're not a good person, rascal!" Yao Wei curled her lips and said, "How do I know if you're lying? A big liar."

"Damn! Or find her to confront her face to face!"

Li Weidong was very depressed, but Shen Lin called again, Li Weidong picked it up immediately, and said angrily, "What's the matter, you're not done yet, are you?"

Shen Lin was also angry when she heard it: "It's not over! Li Weidong, you can do it, you dare me to be a dove! Okay, let's see how I torture you next time! You little virgin, I don't believe I can't cure you anymore. Don't let me find you!"

"Damn it!" Li Weidong vomited blood angrily, thinking that you will do it next time?This time I'm going to be hurt, shit!After gasping for several breaths, he held back and said, "Ms. Police, I have never had any grudges with you, so you don't have to play with me like this? Do you think your voice sounds so nice? Damn, I just now My girlfriend is right next to you, she heard all your voices, I said, are you deliberately trying to push me into the fire pit?"

"what?!"

On the other end of the phone, Shen Lin also suddenly became depressed.Because she had called the bed most of the time in front of Li Weidong, she didn't feel embarrassed to call twice, but now when she heard that Li Weidong's girlfriend was by her side, her coquettish cry was still heard by others. When he went there, his face flushed with embarrassment, wishing he could find a crack in the ground and get in.After a long time, I said in a nasty way: "Well, I didn't mean it. Where are you, I will go to your girlfriend to explain now."

"Okay, you still have some humanity!" Li Weidong reported out of the city gymnasium angrily, and then hung up the phone.Less than 10 minutes later, I saw a silver Bora drive up, and a girl in casual clothes got off, it was Shen Lin.

Shen Lin also struggled all the way, it's strange to say that when facing Li Weidong, she froze, this little virgin was even more embarrassed than herself, Shen Lin didn't feel any embarrassment, on the contrary, she felt a little proud in her heart, This kid can cover iron shirts with golden bells, without this move, he really can't be cured.But I didn't expect that my ambiguous sound would be heard by others. For a girl, this kind of thing is too embarrassing.So when she got out of the car, Shen Lin blushed even more, and she had to laugh along with her and said, "Li Weidong, this is your girlfriend? She's so beautiful....Well, what happened just now was actually a misunderstanding!"

Yao Wei already believed in Li Weidong if she didn't see Shen Lin's face, but when she saw Shen Lin, Yao Wei's mood suddenly changed.This policewoman is really beautiful. If it wasn't for Li Weidong, Yao Wei couldn't believe that such a beautiful girl could be a policeman. Even if a hundred people saw it, there must be 99% of them. She is a big star!

Yao Wei was originally that kind of very beautiful girl, and it is fair to say that she and Shen Lin should have their own advantages and disadvantages, but after all, she is young and looks a little green; and Shen Lin is 22 years old, no matter from which angle she looks, she is a perfect girl. A perfect woman.Especially when he lowered his head and looked shy, even a woman would be moved by seeing it, let alone a hooligan like Li Weidong?Thinking of this, Yao Wei almost cried again, forced a smile, and shook hands with Shen Lin.

At this time, Li Weidong looked like a villain, and said: "How about it, Weiwei, I didn't lie to you? I have always been clean and self-conscious, okay! I say apprentice, you can explain it, otherwise my daughter My friend thought I had done something to you."

Shen Lin gave Li Weidong a vicious look, wishing she could bite him to death.But Qing knew that what happened today was her fault, so she could only swallow her anger and explain to Yao Wei.Who knew it would be fine if she didn't explain it, the more she explained it to the stage of sex, Yao Wei felt as if she had knocked over a five-flavored bottle, don't mention what it feels like.I really couldn't listen anymore, and said: "Okay, don't tell me about the two of you. Li Weidong, you, you can figure it out, I'm leaving!"

After turning around and leaving, Li Weidong quickly grabbed her arm, but she shook it away vigorously, and did not dare to pull it forcefully.Seeing Yao Wei walking to the platform with Ai Ai and leaving by herself, Li Weidong was furious, pointed at Shen Lin's nose and said: "See, it's all your fault! Damn, I don't know how I offended you , It’s not over! You can’t go too far, the police? *** If I can’t find a wife, can you solve it for me?”

"Then what do you want me to do?" Shen Lin explained in a low voice for a long time, and then she lost her temper, "I have said everything that needs to be explained, what can you do if your girlfriend doesn't believe me? What's the big deal! If you can't find a wife, I will be your wife's head office?"