rings are crazy

"Eh? This, cough cough, that..."

Li Weidong obviously didn't expect Shen Lin to say such direct words, and he was a little dazed for a while, not knowing how to reply.

"What's the matter, I'm willing to take advantage of you, but you still don't want to? Hmph, I don't want to pull you down!" Shen Lin didn't know why she liked seeing him so deflated, she covered her mouth and said with a smile: "It's you who didn't agree Ha, I can't find my wife later, so don't come crying and begging me."

"Damn, you're cruel!" Li Weidong really had nothing to do with her except to roll his eyes.

It was Shen Lin who reassured him and said, "Forget it, I've already explained it to you, why are you still depressed? Girls are most afraid of coaxing, so go back and coax her well, and talk softly, and she'll be fine. Let's talk about me I didn't do anything shameful with you, so what's there to be afraid of?"

Li Weidong said in his heart that we all ran to the same room and called for a half-night bed. If this is not shameful, then what is?But I didn't bother to argue with her about these words, so she snorted, put the backpack on her shoulders and turned to leave.

"Hey, what are you doing, I haven't finished talking yet, why don't you just leave?"

Shen Lin has practiced Sanda, and her skills are not ordinary, and she stopped Li Weidong with a lunge.Li Weidong said depressedly: "Sister, what else are you doing?"

"Nonsense, of course I have something to tell you, why do you think I am in a hurry to find you?" Shen Lin looked around habitually, and pouted at her Bora: "We'll talk when we get in the car. "

"Get in the car again, are you still here?" As soon as Li Weidong saw her car, he remembered being "killed" by her in the car last time, and immediately said vigilantly: "No, let's talk here if we have something to say, go to your car There must be nothing wrong."

Shen Lin was so angry that she almost wanted to kick it, and said angrily, "What do you mean? Please, you're not JJ Lin, so you're afraid I'll molest you?"

"That's not good." Li Weidong said in his heart that it's not the first time you've molested me, the police are unreliable, and the female policemen are even more unreliable.But even if she insulted herself, with a brand new agility outfit, and a spike necklace that increases attack by 2 and strength by 1, she is not afraid of being defeated by her.Thinking about it this way, Li Weidong opened the door of the car in a big way, and got into the car.

Shen Lin also got in the car, tilted her head and glanced at Li Weidong, and said, "I came to you today to remind you. We paid attention to the research institute, and the appraisal results will come out tomorrow or the day after tomorrow at the latest. Mu Yu Hong and the others are keeping a close eye on the beast teeth, and they will definitely take action, although we have begun to strictly control, but you'd better be careful to prevent the smugglers from putting all their eggs in one basket."

"Damn it!" Li Weidong immediately said nervously, "Then do you want to protect me 24 hours a day?"

"Tch, you thought you were making a movie, protecting you for [-] hours, are you going to catch criminals? Coward!" Shen Lin curled her lips and said, "But you don't have to worry too much. After what happened last time, Mu Yu Hong trusts me very much, and followed the clues. Our police have basically figured out the context of this smuggling gang. If there is no accident, we should be able to collect the net in two days. On your side, if the situation requires, Team Zhang will send someone Staring."

Li Weidong said casually, "What did you say last time?"

"Of course it's me and you..." Shen Lin blushed suddenly, glared at him and said, "Shut up, don't ask what you shouldn't ask!"

Li Weidong snorted, thinking that it was that.You yelled for so long in front of me that day, tell me what you are embarrassed about.

Shen Lin suddenly couldn't hold back her laughter, looked at Li Weidong and said, "By the way, didn't you always want to know why Mu Yuhong colluded with Liu Si to give you aphrodisiac that day? Haha, should I tell you?"

"Why?"

"Well..." Shen Lin put on a trick on purpose, and said, "The iron cloth shirt covered with gold bells you practice is Shaolin Kung Fu. Do you have any special requirements?"

Li Weidong scratched his head and said, "No, if there is a requirement, it means being talented, talented or something..."

"Stop bragging, say you are fat and you are panting. I mean, do you need, um, virgins to practice?"

"Virgin?" Li Weidong couldn't help sweating, and said, "I haven't heard of this rule. In martial arts novels, there are a lot of golden bells, and not all of them are virgins....Oh, I understand, it turns out that the behind-the-scenes Yuhong drugged me and sent you to seduce me, in order to break my golden bell!"

"Whoever seduced you is because you are lustful. If you don't pick so many girls, you have to pick me, okay? Hmph, little rascal, if you haven't broken your kung fu, it's a good deal for you."

Li Weidong choked on his saliva immediately.I said in my heart, big sister, why don't you just say that you almost ruined my virginity, wouldn't it be better?

"Then you said this gold bell jar, can I practice it?"

Shen Lin looked expectant, and reached out to grab Li Weidong's arm again.Li Weidong was once bitten by a snake for ten years and was afraid of well ropes, so he stepped aside in a hurry and said, "Speak up if you have something to say, don't move your hands. Well, didn't you just say that, you have to be a virgin to practice this skill. Hehe , you are congenitally deficient, unable to practice, and wait for the next life."

"Stop lying, you just said that there is no such rule, and you promised to teach me last time, do you want to deny it?"

"This one……"

"Do you still want me to do that before you are willing to teach? Well, don't blame me for the stomachache. Oh~~~~~Master~~~~~"

"%￥#@￥..." Li Weidong rolled his eyes straight away, and said to himself, Ge Laozi, you girl really bullied me for being a virgin!Day, you can't always let her pester you like this, rolled your eyes, and said: "You want to learn from me like the golden bell jar, but it's not impossible, but if you want to practice magic skills, you have to suffer a lot and endure unbearable torture for ordinary people." .Seeing how you look like, Miss Jiao, can you bear it?"

Shen Lin has a quick temper and can't bear to be provoked the most. She immediately opened her eyes and said, "Stop bluffing, who is Miss Jiao? If it wasn't because of your golden bell jar, do you think you could beat me? Stop talking nonsense, Just say whether you teach or not."

"Okay. Since you are so determined, I will make an exception to teach you as a teacher. Let me tell you first, whether you can succeed in learning or not depends on your own perseverance and sincerity."

"Sincerely, of course you are sincere, master!" Shen Lin smiled happily when she heard that Li Weidong wanted to teach her, and she was like honey wrapped in a word of master's name.

Pretentiously coughing twice, Li Weidong said boldly: "Apprentice, the way to practice qigong is all about one heart. If you want to practice the golden bell shield and resist swords, guns and fists with your flesh and blood, you must first break through your psychological barriers and challenge your psychological endurance Bottom line. Sigh, this level is really too difficult, I'm afraid you won't be able to practice it!"

"How could it be? I'm a policeman anyway, okay? I don't have the mental capacity to bear it."

"Really? Not necessarily." Li Weidong pointed to a wretched middle-aged man on the side of the road, and said, "Go over and shake hands with that uncle, and then yell 'I'm a pervert, I'm a big pig', do you dare?" ?”

"Little rascal, are you kidding me?"

In a rage, Shen Lin raised her hand to pat the back of Li Weidong's head.But Li Weidong was sharp-eyed, waved his hand to block it, and said contemptuously, "Why, want to fight again? Cut, you don't have such a little mental capacity, and you still want to practice the golden bell?"

Knowing that she couldn't beat him, Shen Lin blushed with anger, and said, "Are you lying to a ghost? How dare you call me to see such an idiotic thing?"

"Okay, I'll show you what you said. If you don't dare to yell after I yell, it means that you are not that material at all. Don't pester me to teach you exercises in the future."

Li Weidong laughed and got out of the car, just as a girl passed by, Li Weidong walked up and said solemnly: "Miss, can I tell you something?"

"Well, tell me." Seeing a very polite boy, the girl said politely.Unexpectedly, Li Weidong clenched his fists, stomped his feet and shouted: "I'm a pervert, I'm a big pig!" Run away.

Li Weidong returned to the car, and said triumphantly, "How is it, police sister? It is said that I was forced by my master to use this method, so I developed excellent psychological quality and excellent courage. I can't do such a small thing. , and want to practice golden bell shields, if someone slashes over with a knife, won’t you scare you to death? Remember, you didn’t learn this on your own initiative, so don’t come to me if you regret it later.”

Shen Lin looked at the black line on her forehead, and it took her a while to say with extreme contempt: "Retarded, idiot! I have to believe in you, so I'm really a big pig, huh, pervert! Who cares about a broken golden bell jar? Pull down!"