Yipin Tianxia
Chapter 96 Molesting People [Pink 80+]
Nianfu pointed to the door casually, and everyone saw that there was a little boy of four or five years old pushing in the door. Seeing his rags and filthy clothes, he was clearly a little beggar who was opening his eyes at the moment. With a pair of black eyeballs, he stared at the food on the stage without blinking.
Only when Wu Hua wanted to object, Ouyang Mulan had already spoken first, "That's great! Kids won't lie, they will tell the truth about everything that tastes good or not. Come here, kid."
Seeing that the little boy was timid, she stepped off the stage and tried to pull him in, but an older beggar, twelve or thirteen years old, stood up, "You want him to answer questions, can you give me two steamed buns?"
Ouyang Mulan said boldly, "More than two? Twenty of them will do!"
"That's fine!" The big beggar walked in leading the little beggar, "My younger brother is the most honest and never lies. Which one should he eat first?"
"Eat ours first." Wu Hua wanted to make a good impression, so he brought a portion of shrimp over.
Recited blessings without arguing, just looked at the little beggar and looked at the big beggar hesitantly, saw him nodding, then stretched out his dirty little hand to grab the shrimp and put it in his mouth, then frowned quickly, But he was still very entangled, and swallowed the shrimp with a painful expression on his face.
Da Qier smiled, "My younger brother can't speak, his expression is that the shrimp is not bad, it can be eaten, but it is not delicious."
Wu Hua was furious, "What nonsense are you talking about?"
Hey hey!Ouyang Huilan stood in front of him, "What do you mean? You were the one who agreed to try the food just now, why don't you allow them to tell the truth?"
Wu Hua glanced at the little beggar contemptuously, "Just such a little beggar. How can he tell the good from the bad?"
"Wait." Song Siyuan suddenly said, and smiled kindly at the big beggar, "What kind of bad food is that, can you tell me, brother?"
The big beggar turned his head and said to the little beggar again, and saw that the little beggar seemed to understand, first he pinched his nose, made a gesture of fanning the wind, and then put his two little hands together , made a fish swimming gesture.Then he opened his small mouth, chewed exaggeratedly a few times, and pointed to the ground again.
Da Qier understood, "He meant that the shrimp smelled bad, like fish. Then it tasted like mud."
The smile on Song Siyuan's face froze, and Wu Hua also fell silent.
Everyone has seen that this little beggar just squeezed into the crowd, he is still a mute, and he is so small, even if he came early.He couldn't understand what their adults said at all, so how did he know the shortcomings that Nianfu had raised?
Ouyang Mulan smiled triumphantly. "Let your brother try ours now." She personally brought a shrimp to the little beggar, "Try ours."
The little beggar took it again and put it in his mouth, but this time his expression became a little confused.
Da Qier seldom saw him showing such an expression, so he was a little surprised, "What's wrong?"
After the little beggar finished eating, he tilted his head and seemed a little confused.He stretched out his little hand and pointed at the shrimp.
ha!The big beggar smiled, "He is willing to take the second one. It proves that this thing is not bad."
When the voice fell to the ground, everyone fell silent.In fact, such a result was already expected by everyone. If it weren't for Wu Hua's ordering of those regular customers, Hongxinglou would have lost today.
Song Siyuan stopped talking, but his face was a little ugly.He just wanted to speak, but he didn't expect Nianfu to stand up first.
"Everyone, would you please listen to me?"
Song Siyuan's heart tightened, he was ready to admit defeat, is this girl still going to kill her?
But the girl smiled sweetly, "I want to say one thing, that is, what Master Song compared with me today is grilled prawns, but are his prawns cooked? Obviously not."
Wu Hua became anxious, "This dish is obviously like this..."
"I would like to admit defeat!" Song Siyuanguo stopped him sharply, "From today onwards, Hongxinglou will no longer sell grilled prawns."
Nianfu laughed again, "Yes, you shouldn't be selling grilled prawns."
Everyone in the audience listened, thinking that this girl is too straightforward, so it's not too kind to just hit someone in the face like this?
Only the girl said again, "I think this dish should be renamed to braised prawns in oil. Master Song, do you think so? Well, we're done making gestures, and we should go. You, the shopkeeper, will pay for the brother’s steamed buns. It’s a punishment for you, okay?”
It was like seeing a tall stick lifted up, but finally dropped gently, Wu Hua was stunned.
Only twenty steamed buns?
He is willing, he is too willing!
The girl tilted her head and smiled mischievously at Song Siyuan, "Let's go!"
She pulled Ouyang Mulan out the door, and Ouyang Kang snorted arrogantly from behind, and followed decisively. As for Ouyang Zhuang, he had already arrived outside the door quietly and prepared the carriage.
The four got into the car and quickly disappeared into the crowd.
Some of the crowd were amazed and some admired.Seeing that the little girl is not very old, she acts really beautifully.It is obvious that reason comes first, but in the end it is still kind to others.How kind!
Yes, Nianfu who left Hongxing Tower also felt that he was really kind.It's definitely not because of the admiration for the Song God of Cooking's real kung fu, and it's not because of the guilty conscience of Vulcan cheating.Absolutely not!
Everyone left, but the big beggar asked timidly, "Then... our steamed buns?"
"I can't do without you. Go to the kitchen and get twenty, no, two hundred steamed buns to fill you up!" Wu Hua came back to his senses, feeling ecstatic!How much is a steamed bun?Compared with the signboard of Hongxing Building, what is this?
The big beggar was ecstatic, and he kissed the little beggar's dirty face without disdain, "Did you hear that? Little dumb, we have two hundred steamed buns, and everyone can eat enough today." Already!"
After watching the excitement, it's time to end.
The diner who took the lead in supporting Hongxinglou walked up to Song Siyuan and said sincerely, "Master Song, although your shrimp is delicious, it's time to learn to pick sandbags."
When he left, Song Siyuan turned around suddenly, put the last shrimp roasted by Nianfu into his mouth, and only took a small bite.His eyes lit up suddenly, then he wrapped the shrimp and walked away quickly.
After leaving the restaurant, Song Siyuan didn't go home, but went to a family's backyard by car, pushed the door open in a hurry, and said, "Master, please try this shrimp."
"What, or bring me what people have eaten?"
"Uncle, just try it, try it and talk."
"... Bah! The sweetness is too much, the wine is too bad, the garlic is not enough, and this dish doesn't use ginger at all! It's just that the fire is used well. Which idiot made this? While my old man is in a good mood , Tell him to get out!"
Song Siyuan suddenly stamped his feet in regret. "Why did I forget to ask that sister's name?"
"Is it a girl? You don't know her yet? Hey, why don't you go find her soon? I'm so pissed off! If you can't find anyone, don't come to see me! Isn't this molesting people?"
Nianfu sneezed suddenly, who was thinking about her?
"Hey, don't you think that little beggar is very powerful today? He actually found out about the braised prawns all at once. He has a really tricky mouth."
"No matter how tricky you are." Young Master Ouyang dragged her aside in dissatisfaction. "I don't sit in a good restaurant, I insist on eating all over the street. I'm not afraid of being ugly!"
She rolled her eyes and muttered, "Don't eat if you have the ability."
"What I cook, I would be stupid if I don't eat it!"
Eat people soft-mouthed, bear with it.
■
Two days later.
"Ma'am, ma'am!" Then he picked out some exquisite jewelry from the private storeroom, intending to exchange them for a better jade pendant for his son.I saw the servant girl running in happily, "The mother of Lu Shanggong's family is here!"
Tan's frown disappeared immediately.I didn't blame the servant girl for being reckless, and hurriedly ordered with a smile, "Prepare the tea and invite someone in!"
After a while, an elderly and well-known nanny came in with four girls and many gifts, and congratulated Mrs. Tan when she entered the door, "Congratulations, madam, congratulations to Mrs. Zhuang! This time, Brother Zhuang will give you a big favor." With a sigh of relief, the future wealth and glory are just around the corner!"
Tan was both surprised and delighted, "The news is confirmed?"
The old mother smiled and said, "If we hadn't seen the news first in the palace, how could our wife have sent this old slave over? It turns out that the wife wanted to come here in person, but thinking that the news will come out soon, the mansion must be I'm in a hurry, so I won't come here to cause trouble. Just let the old slave bring the gift quickly. Brother Zhuang is so upbeat this time, even our wife feels radiant when he hears it!"
Tan's heart finally settled down, this old nanny is from the Lu family.This Lu family has enshrined the royal family's food for generations, and there are several palace ladies in the family. Although they are not high-ranking officials, they have stood firm no matter the previous dynasty or the new dynasty. This is their ability.
Tan's relationship with the Lu family is all thanks to this wife.The two were originally sisters, and they grew up together since they were young. They are very close.Especially in recent years, Mrs. Tan has always wanted to marry that inconspicuous daughter into the Lu family, so the relationship with Mrs. Lu has become even closer.
After thanking and rewarding the nanny, Mrs. Tan just said the difficulty, "Although it is a happy event, it is also embarrassing. First of all, the place in the house is small, and the banquet cannot be held."
As soon as she finished speaking, the old nanny covered her mouth and smiled, "Our wife said before we came here that it's fine if you don't ask about the banquet. If you do, just say, "Is there any place in our house? We have to tear it down." There are still two people with bad legs and hands, so it’s okay to help cook a few side dishes.”
Tan suddenly stroked her chest, and said with red eyes, "In the end, she still knows that she loves me."
The old mother hurriedly persuaded, "But the old servant is talking too much, how can he make his wife cry? You must not do this for such a happy event. Our wife only talks like this because she is on good terms with you. "
"Why don't I know? When my house is settled, I will come to thank your wife in person. At that time, I will also invite some young masters and young ladies of your family to go out together and have fun with each other."
"You're welcome, it will come naturally."
Gossiping a little more, the old mama resigned and left, and when Ouyang Jin came back from the yamen at noon, she really beamed and told Mrs Tan, "The imperial list has been delivered and posted just now, Zhuang'er has indeed won."
(Ah, my dears are so awesome, I added it to 80 all at once, but I almost forgot to add more when I was busy with coding. Well, I won’t tell you that I accidentally burned the pot. ..) (To be continued. If you like this work, you are welcome to vote for recommendations and monthly tickets. Your support is my biggest motivation.)
Only when Wu Hua wanted to object, Ouyang Mulan had already spoken first, "That's great! Kids won't lie, they will tell the truth about everything that tastes good or not. Come here, kid."
Seeing that the little boy was timid, she stepped off the stage and tried to pull him in, but an older beggar, twelve or thirteen years old, stood up, "You want him to answer questions, can you give me two steamed buns?"
Ouyang Mulan said boldly, "More than two? Twenty of them will do!"
"That's fine!" The big beggar walked in leading the little beggar, "My younger brother is the most honest and never lies. Which one should he eat first?"
"Eat ours first." Wu Hua wanted to make a good impression, so he brought a portion of shrimp over.
Recited blessings without arguing, just looked at the little beggar and looked at the big beggar hesitantly, saw him nodding, then stretched out his dirty little hand to grab the shrimp and put it in his mouth, then frowned quickly, But he was still very entangled, and swallowed the shrimp with a painful expression on his face.
Da Qier smiled, "My younger brother can't speak, his expression is that the shrimp is not bad, it can be eaten, but it is not delicious."
Wu Hua was furious, "What nonsense are you talking about?"
Hey hey!Ouyang Huilan stood in front of him, "What do you mean? You were the one who agreed to try the food just now, why don't you allow them to tell the truth?"
Wu Hua glanced at the little beggar contemptuously, "Just such a little beggar. How can he tell the good from the bad?"
"Wait." Song Siyuan suddenly said, and smiled kindly at the big beggar, "What kind of bad food is that, can you tell me, brother?"
The big beggar turned his head and said to the little beggar again, and saw that the little beggar seemed to understand, first he pinched his nose, made a gesture of fanning the wind, and then put his two little hands together , made a fish swimming gesture.Then he opened his small mouth, chewed exaggeratedly a few times, and pointed to the ground again.
Da Qier understood, "He meant that the shrimp smelled bad, like fish. Then it tasted like mud."
The smile on Song Siyuan's face froze, and Wu Hua also fell silent.
Everyone has seen that this little beggar just squeezed into the crowd, he is still a mute, and he is so small, even if he came early.He couldn't understand what their adults said at all, so how did he know the shortcomings that Nianfu had raised?
Ouyang Mulan smiled triumphantly. "Let your brother try ours now." She personally brought a shrimp to the little beggar, "Try ours."
The little beggar took it again and put it in his mouth, but this time his expression became a little confused.
Da Qier seldom saw him showing such an expression, so he was a little surprised, "What's wrong?"
After the little beggar finished eating, he tilted his head and seemed a little confused.He stretched out his little hand and pointed at the shrimp.
ha!The big beggar smiled, "He is willing to take the second one. It proves that this thing is not bad."
When the voice fell to the ground, everyone fell silent.In fact, such a result was already expected by everyone. If it weren't for Wu Hua's ordering of those regular customers, Hongxinglou would have lost today.
Song Siyuan stopped talking, but his face was a little ugly.He just wanted to speak, but he didn't expect Nianfu to stand up first.
"Everyone, would you please listen to me?"
Song Siyuan's heart tightened, he was ready to admit defeat, is this girl still going to kill her?
But the girl smiled sweetly, "I want to say one thing, that is, what Master Song compared with me today is grilled prawns, but are his prawns cooked? Obviously not."
Wu Hua became anxious, "This dish is obviously like this..."
"I would like to admit defeat!" Song Siyuanguo stopped him sharply, "From today onwards, Hongxinglou will no longer sell grilled prawns."
Nianfu laughed again, "Yes, you shouldn't be selling grilled prawns."
Everyone in the audience listened, thinking that this girl is too straightforward, so it's not too kind to just hit someone in the face like this?
Only the girl said again, "I think this dish should be renamed to braised prawns in oil. Master Song, do you think so? Well, we're done making gestures, and we should go. You, the shopkeeper, will pay for the brother’s steamed buns. It’s a punishment for you, okay?”
It was like seeing a tall stick lifted up, but finally dropped gently, Wu Hua was stunned.
Only twenty steamed buns?
He is willing, he is too willing!
The girl tilted her head and smiled mischievously at Song Siyuan, "Let's go!"
She pulled Ouyang Mulan out the door, and Ouyang Kang snorted arrogantly from behind, and followed decisively. As for Ouyang Zhuang, he had already arrived outside the door quietly and prepared the carriage.
The four got into the car and quickly disappeared into the crowd.
Some of the crowd were amazed and some admired.Seeing that the little girl is not very old, she acts really beautifully.It is obvious that reason comes first, but in the end it is still kind to others.How kind!
Yes, Nianfu who left Hongxing Tower also felt that he was really kind.It's definitely not because of the admiration for the Song God of Cooking's real kung fu, and it's not because of the guilty conscience of Vulcan cheating.Absolutely not!
Everyone left, but the big beggar asked timidly, "Then... our steamed buns?"
"I can't do without you. Go to the kitchen and get twenty, no, two hundred steamed buns to fill you up!" Wu Hua came back to his senses, feeling ecstatic!How much is a steamed bun?Compared with the signboard of Hongxing Building, what is this?
The big beggar was ecstatic, and he kissed the little beggar's dirty face without disdain, "Did you hear that? Little dumb, we have two hundred steamed buns, and everyone can eat enough today." Already!"
After watching the excitement, it's time to end.
The diner who took the lead in supporting Hongxinglou walked up to Song Siyuan and said sincerely, "Master Song, although your shrimp is delicious, it's time to learn to pick sandbags."
When he left, Song Siyuan turned around suddenly, put the last shrimp roasted by Nianfu into his mouth, and only took a small bite.His eyes lit up suddenly, then he wrapped the shrimp and walked away quickly.
After leaving the restaurant, Song Siyuan didn't go home, but went to a family's backyard by car, pushed the door open in a hurry, and said, "Master, please try this shrimp."
"What, or bring me what people have eaten?"
"Uncle, just try it, try it and talk."
"... Bah! The sweetness is too much, the wine is too bad, the garlic is not enough, and this dish doesn't use ginger at all! It's just that the fire is used well. Which idiot made this? While my old man is in a good mood , Tell him to get out!"
Song Siyuan suddenly stamped his feet in regret. "Why did I forget to ask that sister's name?"
"Is it a girl? You don't know her yet? Hey, why don't you go find her soon? I'm so pissed off! If you can't find anyone, don't come to see me! Isn't this molesting people?"
Nianfu sneezed suddenly, who was thinking about her?
"Hey, don't you think that little beggar is very powerful today? He actually found out about the braised prawns all at once. He has a really tricky mouth."
"No matter how tricky you are." Young Master Ouyang dragged her aside in dissatisfaction. "I don't sit in a good restaurant, I insist on eating all over the street. I'm not afraid of being ugly!"
She rolled her eyes and muttered, "Don't eat if you have the ability."
"What I cook, I would be stupid if I don't eat it!"
Eat people soft-mouthed, bear with it.
■
Two days later.
"Ma'am, ma'am!" Then he picked out some exquisite jewelry from the private storeroom, intending to exchange them for a better jade pendant for his son.I saw the servant girl running in happily, "The mother of Lu Shanggong's family is here!"
Tan's frown disappeared immediately.I didn't blame the servant girl for being reckless, and hurriedly ordered with a smile, "Prepare the tea and invite someone in!"
After a while, an elderly and well-known nanny came in with four girls and many gifts, and congratulated Mrs. Tan when she entered the door, "Congratulations, madam, congratulations to Mrs. Zhuang! This time, Brother Zhuang will give you a big favor." With a sigh of relief, the future wealth and glory are just around the corner!"
Tan was both surprised and delighted, "The news is confirmed?"
The old mother smiled and said, "If we hadn't seen the news first in the palace, how could our wife have sent this old slave over? It turns out that the wife wanted to come here in person, but thinking that the news will come out soon, the mansion must be I'm in a hurry, so I won't come here to cause trouble. Just let the old slave bring the gift quickly. Brother Zhuang is so upbeat this time, even our wife feels radiant when he hears it!"
Tan's heart finally settled down, this old nanny is from the Lu family.This Lu family has enshrined the royal family's food for generations, and there are several palace ladies in the family. Although they are not high-ranking officials, they have stood firm no matter the previous dynasty or the new dynasty. This is their ability.
Tan's relationship with the Lu family is all thanks to this wife.The two were originally sisters, and they grew up together since they were young. They are very close.Especially in recent years, Mrs. Tan has always wanted to marry that inconspicuous daughter into the Lu family, so the relationship with Mrs. Lu has become even closer.
After thanking and rewarding the nanny, Mrs. Tan just said the difficulty, "Although it is a happy event, it is also embarrassing. First of all, the place in the house is small, and the banquet cannot be held."
As soon as she finished speaking, the old nanny covered her mouth and smiled, "Our wife said before we came here that it's fine if you don't ask about the banquet. If you do, just say, "Is there any place in our house? We have to tear it down." There are still two people with bad legs and hands, so it’s okay to help cook a few side dishes.”
Tan suddenly stroked her chest, and said with red eyes, "In the end, she still knows that she loves me."
The old mother hurriedly persuaded, "But the old servant is talking too much, how can he make his wife cry? You must not do this for such a happy event. Our wife only talks like this because she is on good terms with you. "
"Why don't I know? When my house is settled, I will come to thank your wife in person. At that time, I will also invite some young masters and young ladies of your family to go out together and have fun with each other."
"You're welcome, it will come naturally."
Gossiping a little more, the old mama resigned and left, and when Ouyang Jin came back from the yamen at noon, she really beamed and told Mrs Tan, "The imperial list has been delivered and posted just now, Zhuang'er has indeed won."
(Ah, my dears are so awesome, I added it to 80 all at once, but I almost forgot to add more when I was busy with coding. Well, I won’t tell you that I accidentally burned the pot. ..) (To be continued. If you like this work, you are welcome to vote for recommendations and monthly tickets. Your support is my biggest motivation.)
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