Best Landlord

Landlord Zhang’s name is far less fluent than Zhang Xiaolong’s, and it sounds even more ridiculous to call it. People with a little bit of cultural knowledge will never come up with such a vulgar name that can make people feel tired. Acting as seniority to take advantage of others.How could Zhang Xiaolong, who was copying the Four Books and Five Classics while crawling on rocks with a brush all day long, know this.Who is that bad old man who lived to be 130 years old before closing his eyes?Zhang Xiaolong also made bold guesses and tried to figure out his details, but what he encountered was a bamboo board chasing him like crazy.

That wise, foolish, immortal guy had been playing the role of Taishang Laojun, but he died in the end, leaving only skin and bones when he died.Zhang Xiaolong has been with him for nearly 20 years and has learned a lot of skills, but he is still beaten more often. While training a body of copper and iron, he also learned how to pay back these four words. Fortunately, the old man During the days when he was active, he didn't suppress him too much, otherwise he would even have the heart to jump into the general cave on the ten-foot cliff.As for that innocent girl whom he called Xiaoying, her childhood sweetheart was in the same boat with him until she was 15 years old, and she left with her hands apart, leaving the living with a sense of sadness.Zhang Xiaolong's memory always stays in the scene where she gave him the dirt on his face. If Xiaoying hadn't let him live well before his death, it is estimated that it would be impossible for him to get out of the holy mountain that is not in contact with the outside world.

It is a truth that it is better to live than to die.The reason why Zhang Xiaolong did not go to other cities in the south but came to the beautiful Spring City is precisely because he wanted to find a trace of his life experience, and this is the only reason why he is alive now.What kind of purpose Zhao Xiniu, who is so courteous to him at this moment, has in mind? It is impossible for Zhang Xiaolong to expend a lot of thought to conjecture. The only thing he can guard against is his pair of iron fists that have been hitting fir trees for more than ten years. When he found out that the other party had the intention of abducting and selling him, he would never be merciful after suffering a loss.

Ever since, Zhang Xiaolong felt that there was still some truth in what he said, and he found his foothold for the time being. He followed Zhao Xiniu, a fellow from the Northeast who called him his landlord with emotion, and started a luxurious journey. Zhang Xiaolong looked around and chatted with him all the way. with.He was dizzy when he saw high-rise buildings in the metropolis before, and he was not worried about getting lost at this time.

In the evening, the Spring City has been lit up with colorful neon lights, and the street lamps hanging high on both sides line up from the street to the end of the street, forming a beautiful landscape in a straight line.The only difference between the big city and the old mountain village is that the night is the same as the day. Zhang Xiaolong, who came here for the first time, has undoubtedly become a veritable bumpkin. When he sees a high-voltage line hanging in the air, he has an urge to jump on it and play with it.

When he came to the door of a familiar hair salon, Zhao Xiniu raised his hand to a coquettish woman who greeted him, then turned to Zhang Xiaolong who was staring at the woman's breasts and asked, "Landlord, this is my former brother." In the shop I opened, eating, drinking, and salsa are all free of charge, including firing guns on stage. As long as you have the ability to do it, the big girl from Sichuan can get a 1000 yuan bonus. No one has succeeded so far, how about it, do you want to go in and have a blast, and take a bath to trim your long hair?"

Zhang Xiaolong withdrew his gaze, he understood the meaning of the big girl at the door winking and waving at him, because Xiaoying had done the same thing with him before, it was purely a naked provocation, but what he experienced from the two It felt completely different, and I was ignorant, not to mention what Zhao Xiniu meant by firing cannons on stage.Such blunt words were beyond his comprehension as a rookie who had just entered the city.He really wanted to find out, but Zhang Xiaolong was not ignorant enough to talk too much, but nodded silently.Zhao Xiniu seemed to be more understanding, able to see through people's minds at a glance, and the two walked towards Tiantian blowing the door just like this.

"Brother Rhinoceros, rare customer, I haven't seen you for more than half a year, did you drive our sister-in-law Rhinoceros back to her mother's house again? Isn't your steamed stuffed bun shop open all day long!" The whole body is soft, and the towering and upturned demeanor under the short leather skirt is no less than that of the big-breasted star Meng Yao, and the pair of naked slender breasts, and the round and protruding buttocks on it always make people's blood boil, Sichuan Dabo girl is undoubtedly She is the most dazzling character in Tiantian Chui Hair Salon. From the title, it can be seen that her most charming part is her pair of huge breasts that are about to be exposed.This pair of nipples is very shocking to people's light-sensitive soul, but it looks extremely harmonious when they grow on her body.The most challenging and exciting thing is that as long as someone beats her, she can get a 1000 yuan bonus.There is not much money, but it reflects the tyranny of this woman from the side. It is conceivable that her skill in bed is unmatched, and her reputation spreads far and wide throughout Spring City.It's a pity that Zhang Xiaolong, who has just passed through the world, doesn't know how to appreciate it, nor can he understand it.

"Bomei, why are you so out of touch? It's only been so long. I didn't expect that your mouth is still so bad. Look, I'm not bringing my fellow, no, it's a brother, I'm bringing my brother to explore the way , don’t look down on me, you must treat me well today, even though Ah Guang said that I don’t need money to spend here, as long as you guys take good care of my brother, Brother Rhino Naturally, I will not treat you badly, and the tip will never be less."

Zhao Xiniu said it clearly and clearly, it didn't seem like he was joking in the slightest. With such a serious recommendation, the girl from the hair salon, who is known as the big girl, was very excited, but on the surface, her eyes were shining, and she had never forgotten to look at her. Zhang Xiaolong showed a professional smile, charming.Although Zhang Xiaolong's appearance is not very handsome, his attire is really unflattering, his eyes are sharp and he looks like a stranger, as if he was born like a thousand-year-old ice sculpture, no matter how he pretends, he can't seem friendly.Glancing at Brother Rhinoceros, she still smiled and led him into the hall.

Every day the hair salon sells dog meat, and you can tell by the pink light at the door that it is not a regular hair washing and massage place. Can you sort out one of the five or six young girls in flowery dresses sitting on the sofa in the lobby? The full head is very suspicious.Zhang Xiaolong really doesn't know what these women do. He has been in the mountains all year round and he doesn't know what a romantic place is. He has been to a town not far from the holy mountain before, but the people there are simple and honest. Knowing that these women in front of him were naked and lying on the bed every day, making people move freely, he probably couldn't sit still for a moment, so he slapped his buttocks with his hands and yelled, get out of here and leave.Of course, this is what he is now, and no one can say for sure what he will be like in the future.

"Brother Rhinoceros, you didn't drink any alcohol, why did you have a fever in your head? You brought someone scarier than a lunatic here, and it was so grand. Just now I suspected that I was deaf. It's just because of your face. If If it were someone else, I would..." While Zhang Xiaolong was sitting in front of the mirror trimming his hair, Da Bomei pulled Zhao Xiniu into the back room, complained euphemistically on him, and said dissatisfiedly: "You saw it just now, all the sisters looked at him The look in his eyes is not very natural, thanks to you, you let me entertain you in person, and you don’t know how to be sympathetic. Seeing people like a knife, talking to him and ignoring him, you say that this kind of person is on the bed, what if I get hurt."

"hey-hey."

Zhao Xi Niu smiled darkly, he was completely different from the honest bear who was standing in front of the steamer selling steamed buns, at this moment he looked quite a man, he inadvertently raised his hand to light a cigarette for himself, took a light puff, and squinted at Da Bo Younger sister: "Sister Bo, why, are you afraid?"

"No, I just feel..." Da Bomei hesitated to speak when she met her eyes, which were not very big but pierced like sharp arrows.

"Then you think there's something wrong with my rhinoceros vision?" Zhao Xiniu's face was sullen, and Da Bomei's whole body was covered with goose bumps, her face flushed slightly and she didn't dare to answer any more. He stopped walking on the road three years ago, but Yu Wei is still there, especially with Brother Guang who is now in charge of Zhenxing Street, he is a brother who has lived and died together. He kindly changed his identity and lowered his status to be approachable, so how could Dabomei dare to talk to him so casually.

A skinny camel is bigger than a horse. Zhao Xiniu is in his prime, only 35 years old. His wife is always nagging and persuading him to change his way of life. Will not quit so easily.After a few years, the injury has healed, and he has adapted to the peaceful life, and he is happy to be able to make a little money without losing his prestige.Why don't you choose kneading dough to sell steamed buns? It can be seen that Zhao Xiniu has honed a normal state of mind in the past two years.Dabomei is just a prominent character among the many girls in Zhenxing Street. Generally speaking, she is not on the same level as Zhao Xiniu. When Zhao Xiniu is in the mood, he will occasionally come to fight with her, and sometimes make jokes. very natural.At this time, Zhao Xi Niu made a real move, and Da Bomei's already paralyzed nerves finally woke up.

Seeing her bowing her head and squeaking, Zhao Xiniu chuckled again and said, "Forget it, you look down on her, maybe that kid still doesn't want to! Sister Bo, I want to remind you, it's best to restrain yourself from now on." Don't judge people by their appearance with your high-spirited posture. Don't think that you are invincible because of your high buttocks. This world is crouching tigers, hidden dragons, and Chuncheng is a big city full of fish and dragons. Maybe someday an inconspicuous person will appear and take you The signboard has been lifted. Just like the person I brought today, he is definitely a master who hides deep. Naturally, the strong guy is not small, and you have seen his eyes. I am sure he punched It can definitely blow your head off."

Dabomei shrank her pupils, nodded sincerely and said, "Brother Rhinoceros, I won't do this next time."

"Well, go, now you go to the pedestrian street to buy some clothes for Landlord Zhang, and when you come back, you can buy according to his body shape. It doesn't matter if it's bigger, but it must not be smaller. Of course, you also need shoes. Buy leather shoes and sneakers separately. One pair, the account will be charged to me later.”

Zhao Xi Niu raised his hand, and Dabomei walked out the door twisting her attractive buttocks, muttering in her heart that she didn't know what to say.

Zhang Xiaolong sat on the armchair enjoying the pleasure brought by his head and hands, and looked at himself in the mirror with wide eyes. This was the first time he