This society is not my harem

A man who sits with a beautiful woman for an hour feels as if only a minute has passed, while a minute when the man sits on the stove feels like an hour has passed-this interesting example, although it is related to Albert Einstein's The theory of relativity is not directly related, but it allows us to understand it better.

But at this time, even though I was with five beautiful girls, I was living like a year——

"Hoho—I'm a perverted prince—the biggest hobby every day is to flirt with women on the street!"

On a certain street in Yangyue Provincial Botanical Garden - I shouted without morals.

Some of the people around looked at me with amusing, idiot-like eyes, and more of them looked at me with contempt, and the adults also covered the children's eyes.

……

Am I so wretched... As for you.

At this time, I was wearing Prince cospaly's clothes, a silver wig, and a long sword on my waist. It should be said that I was handsome and handsome-but what is going on with this tragic situation now! ?

Psychological Research Department - The club I established will usher in a club drama competition next week. We have rehearsed many times in the club activity class before, but today, using the weekend time, we have the first fitting rehearsal.

Regarding the location of the rehearsal, I chose the Yangyue Provincial Botanical Garden.

This place where people come and go, uh uh, besides, my lines are the most obscene!

Although the forbidden plots such as pornography and ntr have been removed, my role setting cannot be changed - it is still a wretched, obscene, evil perverted prince.

……

I loudly yelled out the declaration of molesting women—with aggressive steps, and then stepped out of the middle of the field—

Scene switch - Next, Shiyue-senpai sitting on the throne - the queen, announced to me the news of my marriage selection.

Shiyue-senpai did not wear a black silk high-heeled short skirt with fallen angel wings as originally planned, but a little restrained, wearing a black long skirt, but the clothes on the upper body are slightly lower, and you can faintly see the snow-white senior sister of Twin Peaks.

She smiled slightly and said, "My child, I want to choose a relative for you."

This line is still normal and makes me a little uncomfortable-remember the original sentence is: "My child, you don't have to be my slave anymore."

In other words, I don't know how many times I rehearsed, the senior sister gradually adapted to the role of the ordinary queen now. If the original lines were used, the principal and the judging committee would look pale and feel embarrassed...

"Oh... what should I do, if I have a wife, I can't go to the streets to moles women all day long..."

After I finished another line that made everyone despise me, I finally left the stage.

Ahh——I'm acting with all my strength!For the honor of the society, even lost face...

I remember that when I first rehearsed, I was accused by everyone of my facial expression being too serious and my movements stiff. After returning home, I was very sad and danced in front of the mirror while smiling lewdly. The servant at home, Grandma Wang, thought I was stimulated by something... …

In short - hurry up and finish the perfect rehearsal, this is also a public place after all.

As I thought about it, the Demon Lord, Princess, and Danko Priestess also entered the stage one by one.

I have to say, after everyone put on cospaly clothes, they are really cute and beautiful.

Alice can be said to be acting in her true colors, without wigs or makeup, just changed into a white dress as pure as snow, and the floral dress fluttered in the wind, Alice's slender legs were looming under the skirt, and the wind outlined her A slender and light body... blonde hair like a galaxy, light blue eyes that can't eat the fireworks of the world - it makes people feel that she is more like a goddess who strayed into the mortal world than a demon king.

And the younger sister is also very cute, the pink lolita appeared on the stage, the silver hair hanging down to the waist highlights the white and delicate skin, the smart eyes with red lips, the beautiful appearance, the noble temperament, Sure enough, my younger sister Ling is the most suitable to play the princess.

As for Maomao Xiaohua, she feels super cute - short cherry pink hair, white cat ears, purple priestess costume, and this slightly forbidden priestess costume highlights her curvy figure to the fullest.

"Uh, everyone's costumes are really eye-catching."

I, who was taking a break offstage, said to Shiyue-senpai.

"Yeah, but that's the only way to catch their attention, um—it's a skill to make good use of the beauties in these clubs, junior?" Sister Shiyue smiled brightly, like a senior, and patted Patted my shoulder and said.

The clothes were rented by the senior sister, so she should be very proud that she took advantage of the resources of beautiful women.

But let's say, senior sister, you yourself are a super resource of beautiful women.

I grumbled in my head, and finally it was my turn to play again.

Walking onto the stage slowly——the devil and the princess were the first to appear, and it was also a three-person dance between me and them.

I have a naturally underdeveloped cerebellum, so this dance took many nights of hard work to master.

It was only now that I was finally able to keep up with Alice and Ling's dance steps and ended the dance smoothly.

After dancing this dance, I couldn't help but breathe a sigh of relief, thinking in my heart-Cinderella is about to appear.

There are many bright spots in this work, including the advertisement of the blond-haired transfer student Lolita, the school cat cat, the beautiful president and other signs—but the most bright spot that can stand out in the audience—is him—Liu Li.

Liuli is wearing a light blue long dress, gorgeous crystal shoes, and a slender waist... Black hair and black pupils, on the delicate and cute girl's face, there is a trace of heroic spirit unique to boys.

"You are God Ji—I want you to marry me."

Liuli walked into me gracefully, raised her eyes slightly——

It feels very close to me - at this moment, the distance between me and the tip of his nose is only three or four inches long, and I can feel his sweet breath, that girl's unique body fragrance and agile eyes, uh , Lord God, is Liuli really a boy?It can't be a boy, okay! ?

I sighed secretly in my heart and continued my lines.

"Would you like to dance with me?"

I said gracefully, and stretched out my hand, Liuli paused for a moment, nodded, and also clasped my fingertips, and then we held hands——

Feeling the softness and warmth between my hands, I recalled the lines, tapped my toes -- and started dancing.

……

After the dance - finally, at the end, the decisive episode.

Of course, it's also the plot I don't want to face the most...

The plot at this time - I met Liuli in the arena, regardless of his background, removed the bloody blade in his hand, and proposed to him -

"My love, please marry me—!

I knelt down on one knee, took Liuli's hands, and kissed them lightly.

The delicate and smooth touch is on my lips, and I can also feel Liuli's delicate body, which is also trembling slightly at this moment. It's the first part of acting, Liuli hold on.

It has to be said that this part has the highest failure rate. At present, we have only succeeded once or twice. The reason for the failure is sometimes due to some minor accidents, but fundamentally speaking, it is because this part is too embarrassing for us to let go.

"Um--"

Liuli nodded and said, leaning slightly, the key is——

The senior sister said, it's fine to stick your lips to the limit and lean sideways to the audience.

Well, I can handle it.

Although this is a public place, it's acting, God Ji!

Although the guy in front of him is a boy, others don't know, God Ji!

I encouraged myself from the bottom of my heart, stood up slightly, and the distance between Liuli and Liuli kept shrinking——

The lips gradually moved closer, we looked at each other, and our faces became red——

To - close!

"Mom, look what that big brother and sister are doing!?"

Uh! ?

At this time, I was startled. The little loli passing by the road pointed at us and shouted, almost making me kiss Liuli by accident——Little sister, don’t complain so loudly, brother, I almost took my first kiss Gave it to a boy...

"Kids, don't look at this."

The instigator—the mother of the little girl on the side of the road finally came, gave us a strange look—and took her child away.

Hey, please don't do this, it will make me very sad.

Uh, this rehearsal ended with a failure in the rehearsal of the kissing scene. Could it be that the kissing scene is really at the mercy of fate in the competition...

——However, if I want to say how I feel right now——

——It's too shameful to perform such a lewd drama in public!