I just want to be a group pet

Chapter 34

"What can I do if I'm hungry, and I don't have any meat." Li Yushu is hungry now, and he can steal some meat to eat when he was a child. Who would have thought that being an emperor would be worse than when he was a child.

The rumbling of her stomach turned into a beautiful piece of music, so beautiful that Jasmine covered her ears, "Why don't I steal some for you, servant?"

"They will break your legs." Li Yushu said casually, with one leg hanging on the bench and the other dangling back and forth.

Seeing this, Jasmine went to pat her trembling legs: "Men are poor, women are cheap, don't shake."

"I'm not a man or a woman." Li Yushu turned her head and said sadly, and continued to shake, the shaking bench wobbled.

She is addicted to shaking.

After a while, he took his leg off: "Jasmine, I'm going to do something bad tonight."

"Shoot the uncle?"

"I'm courting death."

"Shoot the princess?"

"I'm free."

"Caught rape?"

"The time has not come."

"Then what are you doing?" Jasmine asked suspiciously.

Li Yushu smiled slyly, and asked Jasmine to tell the palace people outside that she was extremely tired tonight and went to bed early, and told them not to disturb her.

All is ready except for the opportunity.

When Jasmine came to report, she found that Li Yushu was lying on the ground, not knowing what to do.

She was wearing a eunuch's uniform, her buttocks were sticking out, and she was muttering: fire twigs, flint, salt, and what else.

As soon as she came out, Jasmine noticed that there was a lot of dust on her nose, and Jasmine smiled unkindly: "What is the emperor trying to do?"

"Jasmine, put these away for me." Li Yushu took a rag and wrapped them together: "Where's the chicken?"

"Still." Jasmine said.

Li Yushu ran to Gong's room and took out the half-dead chicken, stuffed it into the bag, and stuffed a dagger into the sleeve robe: "Let's go."

"Why are you going?" Jasmine followed.

"Sneak out through the back door." Li Yushu said excitedly. She had long since discovered that there was a back door in Qianqing Palace, which led directly to the imperial concubine's bedroom. Although she hated the late emperor for creating such a back door for a private meeting with the imperial concubine, she is quite grateful now What about the late emperor?

Jasmine followed out in surprise.

The imperial concubine's bedroom has long been abandoned.

There are spider webs everywhere.

After sneaking out of the imperial concubine's bedroom, it is the apse of the palace.

The apse is surrounded by barren hills, untended, overgrown with weeds, very secretive.

It is said that there are often eunuchs and court ladies having private dinners here.

Tonight, the moon is bright and the stars are sparse, it is an excellent weather, and the wind is moderate.

Li Yushu sent Jasmine to get some branches, because she often read some heretical books, so she knew how to build a perfect fire frame.

Some short branches and leaves were placed on the ground.

Li Yushu rubbed the flint on fire.

Immediately, a fire frame was set up, with solid and thick tree trunks erected on both sides, and then the hen that had just been tidied up and plucked was divided into two with a dagger, strung up with branches and set on the fire frame.

Sprinkle some salt on top every now and then.

Jasmine was stunned: "Is the emperor catching chickens today to eat?"

"Otherwise? Bloodletting?" Li Yushu curled his lips and retorted, the orange fire reflected on Li Yushu's unpainted face, which was very beautiful, Jasmine was dumbfounded, and couldn't help but say: "Emperor, if you are really a The man must be very handsome."

"From now on, you just treat me as a man." Li Yushu yawned, knowing that he would never have a daughter in his life.

(End of this chapter)