I just want to be a group pet

Chapter 35

"The servant girl really feels wronged by the emperor. She can't wear beautiful clothes, rouge and gouache, and armor. Even her breasts have to be wrapped in tight corsets every day, and she doesn't dare to eat too much, for fear that her breasts will change. Big." The more Jasmine talked, the more she felt worthless for Li Yushu: "The emperor really wants to be like this for the rest of his life, doesn't he want to turn back into a daughter?"

Li Yushu listened to Jasmine's chatter, and finally threw her a very solid sentence: "Saving your life is the most important thing."

There are wolves in front and tigers in the back.

Still want to fight them?

Isn't that pure courting death?

The night was cool and refreshing, Li Yushu found a smooth rock and sat on it carelessly, took off his eunuch hat, and turned the roast chicken while holding a long thick branch.

The white and tender chicken slowly turns golden, with a faintly enticing fragrance.

Li Yushu is very excited, she likes this kind of life.

Hit a pheasant to eat.

Draw water by the stream to drink.

Enjoy the shade under the tree roots, sleep on the bed, raise a cat, and have nothing to do to tease the cat and play with the birds, how comfortable it is.

Turning over the chicken body, Jasmine's depression was also dispelled by the smell of roast chicken: "Emperor, I really can't tell you can roast chicken, it's amazing, the smell is really delicious, much better than the dishes in the imperial dining room gone."

"That's it." Li Yushu said proudly, then lowered his eyes and let out a sigh of relief, and said what was in his heart along with the wind: "People in the palace are too tired to live. , Talking fake cooing, those palace people are friendly and respectful on the surface, maybe they will spit at the meal or curse you behind their backs as soon as they turn around."

"Emperor, there are no servants." Jasmine was terrified, and suddenly found that the Emperor was quite clear.

"Who said you, look at your guilty conscience." Li Yushu picked up a leaf and threw it at her: "The roast chicken is ready."

The grilled chicken was sizzling and bursting with oil, and the flames below poured upwards.

Jasmine backed away in fright for fear of getting burned, Li Yushu rolled her eyes, picked up a brick from the ground and threw it on the fire with a 'bang'.

The fire went out instantly.

Li Yushu boldly tore a chicken leg and handed it to Jasmine: "Here, eat."

Jasmine took the chicken leg awkwardly and cried.

Li Yushu was frightened by her crying like this, and hurriedly asked what was wrong.

Jasmine wiped away her tears, her face moved: "Emperor, you are the first person who treats your servant so well. This servant will swear allegiance to the emperor to the death."

"It's scary to say." Jasmine is also a miserable child. Because she was born delicate and beautiful, she was disliked by those concubines. They were afraid that she would seduce the late emperor and put her position in jeopardy, so everyone abused her, beat her, and scolded her. , poured dirty water on her body, refused to let her eat, she was thrown around like a rag, and finally the mother concubine took her in.

"What this servant said is true." Jasmine swore.

"Eat quickly, you have to sneak back after eating." Li Yushu urged.

Now women eat more than men.

Don't look at their small frame and thin body, but they can eat very well, and they belong to the group of people who eat dry food and don't get fat.

The two of them took advantage of the moonlight and the breeze, and ate up the whole chicken, leaving only a pile of chicken skeletons.

"What about the emperor's bones?" Jasmine asked.

Li Yushu wiped the oil on his mouth, thought for a while, and said: "There is a way."

Saying that, Li Yushu patted his buttocks and stood up, pointing his toes up and digging into the soft soil.

(End of this chapter)