Jinpingmei
chapter 1
Chapter 1: Ximenqing's hot knot with ten brothers
Poetry:
Pedestrians are gone after the luxury is gone, and the Xiaozheng does not sing and sing.
The majestic sword has no prestige, the brilliance is heavy, and the treasure piano is scattered and the gold stars are destroyed.
The jade steps are lonely and autumn dew falls, and the moon shines on the singing and dancing place at that time.
At that time, the singing and dancing people did not return, and turned into the ashes of Xiling today.
And the poem says:
Erbajia's body looks like crisp, and she cuts fools with a sword at her waist.
Although the head is not seen, he secretly teaches that the bone marrow is dry.
This poem is about a hero who cultivated his true nature in the Tang Dynasty in the past, and became a saint and superhero. It was written by a celestial elder named Lu Mingyan, whose Taoist name was Chunyangzi Patriarch.People in the single-way world, chasing each other, rushing in a hurry, can't escape the juncture of emotions and desires, and can't break through the circle of wine, sex and wealth.In the end, we will die together, so it's very important!Even so, among the four items of wine, sex and wealth, only "wealth and sex" are more powerful.How can you see his interests?If a person arrives in that poor field, suffers endless desolation, endures endless troubles, comes late to touch the rice urn, has nothing to cook for the night, wakes up early to look at the kitchen, is ashamed of having no fireworks, and his wife is hungry and cold, Frozen and hungry all over, even the porridge and rice are still difficult, so how can I ask for extra money to buy wine!There is also a hateful thing, relatives and friends roll their eyes, and their faces are shabby, that is Ling Yun's ambition, which is extremely worn down, how can he compete with others!exactly:
Once the horse dies and the gold is exhausted, relatives are like strangers.
When it comes to the rich season, spend money to buy laughs, and spend a lot of money.Thinking about drinking is really a fine nectar, not counting the amber cup; if you want to fight, money can be magical, and it really is bossy.Those who are prone to inflammation press the spine and touch the shoulders, and those who are prone to sucking carbuncles and licking hemorrhoids are really so-called when they gain momentum and fold their shoulders, and when they lose momentum, they leave without thinking.There is nothing worse than this kind of coldness and evilness in ancient and modern times.Don't these two classes suffer from the wealth!Now let's talk about the pros and cons of that color.Please look at the world today, you say that Liu Xiahui, who is still in his arms, the Lu man who keeps his door closed, and Guan Yunchang, who holds a candle well, how many people are there in ancient and modern times?It's another matter for those who have three wives and four concubines, who buy laughs and chase after sex.There is also that kind of lecherous person, who sees a woman who is a little bit attractive, and will do everything possible to steal the cold to provide warmth. When the time comes, he only wants to have a moment of pleasure, regardless of the status of relatives, or Don't want friendship.At the beginning, I didn't know how much money was spent, and how many times I spent a lot of food and drink.exactly:
Three cups of flowers cooperate, two cups of color matchmaker.
Later, the affair was revealed, and even the fight was fierce, and the life was lost, the wife and children were hard to care for, and the career was ruined.Just like that Shi Jilun, who poured riches into the sky, was thrown into prison for Luzhu; the overlord of Chu was so powerful that he pulled up the mountain, and because of Yuji's head hanging down his gai.The true saying goes: "The door of life is my door, and my door is dead. I can't bear it when I see it broken."Wouldn't such a person suffer from that color's interests!
Having said that, the word "wealth and sex" has never been seen through.If there is something that can be seen through, it will be seen that there are piles of gold and jade, which are rubble and sand that cannot be taken away by the coffin;Gaotang Guangsha, Yuyu Qionglou, are halls of enjoyment that cannot be built on the graves; brocade clothes and embroidered jackets, fox clothes and mink fur are the rags that cannot be wrapped on the skeleton.Just like that enchantress and beautiful woman, flattering Gongyan, she can see through it, but she is like a general in a battle showing her prestige; her red lips and white teeth, covering her sleeves and looking back, knowing that when she came, it was the ghost in front of Yama's palace who judged Yasha to be in a bad state .With one bend in the socks and three inches of golden lotus, it is the shovel and hoe used to break the ground when building the tomb; the pillow is laid out, and it is loved by the middle, it is the life of the five princes in the frying pan.Only two sentences in the "Diamond Sutra" are good. He said: "It's like a dream and a bubble, like electricity and like a dew." It can be seen that life is alive, and one thing is indispensable, and when it is over, there is no need for one thing.With your supernatural power to lift a boat, you will end up with weak bones and muscles; with your luxury of copper mountains and golden valleys, it will melt away at just the right time.Fake Rao's face is full of embarrassment, when the eyebrows and eyes are lowered, everyone will cover their noses and pass by; for example, if you, Lu Jia, Sui He's sharp edge, encounter cold teeth and cold lips, I will do nothing.It's better to cut off the six clean roots, put on a cassock, penetrate the world of emptiness and form, polish and pass through the mechanism of birth and death, and go straight to the supreme vehicle, not falling into the trap of right and wrong, but being secluded and at ease, not turning somersaults into the fire pit.exactly:
Three inches of qi can be used in all kinds of ways, one day is impermanent and nothing will stop.
Why did the speaker talk about this period of wine, sex and wealth?Just because at that time there was a family that was so rich and honored in the past, but later became very desolate. It didn't need any scheming and wisdom. It had no relatives, friends and brothers to rely on, and it could only enjoy the glory for a few years.There are also a few people fighting for pets and vying for power, welcoming rape and flirting. At first, they were very charming and charming, but later they couldn't avoid the shadow of corpses lying on the lamp, and blood stained the empty room.exactly:
what goes around comes around;
Skynet is restored, sparse but not leaking.
It is said that during the Zhenghe period of Emperor Huizong of the Great Song Dynasty, in Qinghe County, Dongping Prefecture, Shandong Province, there was a romantic son who was born with a burly appearance, a chic temperament, a lot of money, and was 26 to [-] years old.This person's surname is Ximen, but the word "Qing" is taboo.His father, Ximenda, originally traveled to Sichuan to sell medicinal materials, and opened a large herbal medicine shop in front of Qinghe County.Now I live in a house with five rooms in the front and seven rooms in the end.The family has slaves, maidservants, and herds of mules and horses. Although they are not very rich, they are still a well-to-do family in Qinghe County.It's just because Ximenda's wife and his wife passed away early, but they cherished this son in every possible way and listened to what he did, so this person didn't read much and wandered around all day long.After the death of his parents, he devoted himself to sleeping in flowers and willows outside, provoking troubles, learning some good boxing sticks, and knowing how to gamble, backgammon chess, and wiping cards.The friends I met are also people who help me out and don't keep my duty.The first one who is the most compatible, whose surname is Ying's Earl, and his name is Guanghou, is the second son of a silk and satin shop operator. Everyone called him Yinghuazi.He will have a good kick again, and all the Shuanglu chess pieces will work.The second surname is Xie, whose name is Xida, and whose style name is Zichun.Since these two get along very well with Ximen Qing.There are a few others, all of which are shabby and unrecognizable.One is called Zhu Shi Nian, which means Gong Cheng.One is called Sun Tianhua, nicknamed Boxiu and nicknamed Sun Widowed.One is Wu Dian'en, who is a yin and yang student in the county. He retired because of an incident, and devoted himself to securing debts with officials in front of the county, so as to communicate with Ximen Qing.There is also a brother of Yun Shenjiang called Yun Lishou, whose name is not to go.One is called Changzhi Festival, which means Jianchu.One is called Bu Zhidao.One is called Bailaiguang, which means Guangtang.Speaking of Bai Laiguang, some people said that his name was not pleasant, but he explained himself: "Otherwise, I would have changed it, just for the time when I named it. It was originally a Mr. Menguan who said my surname was Bai. There is a story about a white fish jumping into the boat of King Wu. There are also two sentences in the book that read "Zhou You Da Lai, Yu Tang You Guang", which means that, so the word is called Guang Tang. Because he has this story, So I won’t change it.” Said that there were more than a dozen people in this job, seeing that Ximen Qing had money in his hands, and they were willing to make money, so they all coaxed him to play money, drink, drink, prostitute and gamble.exactly:
Holding the cup in your mouth is full of emotion, and brothers and sisters are so close.
Once there is a turmoil on the flat ground, it is only at this time that we meet each other.
Talking, waiting for a family, giving birth to such an unworthy son, and making such a group of friends who are useless and harmful, no matter how rich you are, you will be poor, and there is still a day to make progress!But there is a reason, it is only because Ximen Qing was born with a strong disposition, with deep and cunning ways of doing things, and also let go of official debts, even the four treacherous officials of the court, Gao, Yang, Tong, and Cai, he also has connections to infiltrate him.So he only manages some official affairs in the county, and spends money by talking about things with others, so all the people in the county are afraid of him.Because he ranks first, people call him Ximen Daguan.This Ximen high-ranking official's wife, Mrs. Chen, died young, and she had only one daughter by her side, called Ximen Dajie. She was allowed to marry Chen Jingji, the son of Chen Hong's in-law, the 80 imperial guard in Tokyo, and had not yet married.Just because of the death of his wife and no one to take care of the housework, he recently married the daughter of Wu Qianhu, the left guard of Qinghe in this county, to fill in the house as his successor.This Wu family is 25 years old, born on the [-]th day of the eighth lunar month, and her nickname is Sister Yue. Later, she married into Ximen Qing's family, and everyone called him Yueniang by the way.But it is said that Yueniang has a virtuous nature, and she is obedient to her husband.There were also three or four maids in the room, all of whom were used by Ximen Qing.He also had sex with Li Jiaoer in Goulan, and married her as the second wife at home.South Street also occupied the nest, the second sister Zhuo, named Zhuo Di'er, who married for a while and became the third house.It's just because Second Sister Zhuo is thin and timid, and often suffers from three illnesses and four pains, but he goes to play with the wind and play with the moon again, and teases other women.exactly:
The Dong family sings and laughs at the drunk beauty, and holds a feast for the west neighbor.
For a few days, the peach blossoms lie down, and the peonies are always pitiful.
It is said that Ximen Qing was sitting idle at home one day, and said to Wu Yueniang: "It is now the [-]th day of the ninth month, and the third day of the first lunar month is the meeting time for my brothers. On that day, there will be two full banquets. I asked the two singers to play with my brothers at our house for a day. You and I cook." Wu Yueniang said: "You don't want to talk about these people, that one is the one with a conscience And licensed goods! There is no such thing as a wandering soul who comes to seduce every day. I see that you have set up this person yourself. When did you have a home? Now, Second Sister Zhuo is not a good person. I advise you to ask for less wine. Eat." Ximen Qing said: "Your other words are also very pleasant. I am a little impatient to listen to him today. According to you, these brothers have no good people who make him, and there is no one who does not obey. And it's very appropriate, even Xie Zichun is a good man who is smart and capable. Let's care about it now, even if you come and go, it doesn't matter in the end. Why don't we all sworn brothers when it's time for the meeting? Tomorrow, there will be someone to lean on." Wu Yueniang took it and said, "It's good to be a brother. I'm afraid that in the future, someone else will rely on you. If you want to rely on others, you can bring a puppet to the theater - it's still a little less It's a good tone." Ximen Qing said with a smile: "Since Mr. Ye is reliable, it's not better. Let's just wait for Brother Ying to come and tell him this."
As I was talking, I saw a young servant, who was born with beautiful features, clever and obedient, Ximen Qing's personal attendant, named Dai'an'er, came to him and said, "Second Uncle Ying and Uncle Xie are out talking to Dad " Ximen Qing said: "I was talking about him, but he came in two." As he walked up to the hall, he saw Earl Ying wearing a black hat with a new helmet on his head, and a half-new one on his body. The crepe pleats are not old, but she puts off her silk shoes and clean socks, and sits on top.The first person to sit down was Xie Xida, surnamed Xie.Seeing Ximen Qing coming out, they stood up together, hurriedly bowed and said, "Brother is at home, don't look at me for a few days." Ximen Qing asked him to sit down, and while calling for tea, he said, "You guys, I'm not feeling well these days. Be patient, if you don’t come out and jump, you can’t get a shadow.” The earl said to Xi, “how about it? I said brother wants to talk.” Because he said to Ximen Qing, “brother, you are strange. Even our own I don't know what I'm busy with all day! Since we have two feet, we can't catch up with a mouth." Ximen Qingyin asked, "Where have you been these two days?" The count said: "Look at Li's house in the courtyard yesterday. I have a child, the sister of Gui Qing, the niece of the second sister-in-law on my brother's side. She is called Sister Gui. When I don't see him for a while, he looks pretty good. When I grow up tomorrow, I don't know how to be. His mother said to me again and again yesterday: "Second father, you must find a good son to groom him." I'm afraid that tomorrow will still be brother's goods." Ximen Qing said: "There are such things! Let's go when we are free. Look." Xie Xida took it over and said, "I don't believe it, I'm very angry." Ximen Qing said, "I was at his house yesterday, but did you go there a few days ago?" The count said: "It was the day before yesterday. Brother Bu Zhidao died, and we helped his house for a few days and sent him out. His sister-in-law told me repeatedly, asking me to pay homage to Brother Cheng, and Brother Cheng sent a memorial ceremony for Xiangchu here, because he did not turn around It's a place where there isn't a good banquet in the evening, so it's not good to invite my brother to sit down. It's a pity." Ximen Qing said, "It's just that I heard that he was not good enough for a long time, so I just waited to die. I The day before yesterday, he gave me a real Jinchuan fan, and I was about to give it back as a thank you, but I didn't want him to be an old friend again!"
Xie Xi sighed and said: "There are ten brothers in our meeting, but he is one less." Because he said to the earl: "On the third day of the first lunar month, it's the meeting time again. We have to bother the senior officials here every now and then. It costs money, brothers to play for a day." Ximen Qing said: "Exactly, I was talking to the room just now, our brothers seem to be coming and going, but it's just drinking and playing, and there is no real one. , it would be better to find a monastery, write a shutou, and become brothers, and support each other in the future, and have someone to lean on. On that day, we will have to spend some money and comprador three animals, and the brothers will do as much as they want Each contributes some money. I didn't send you, each of you pays some for this matter of worship, and you can also see some affection." The earl said quickly: "What I said is right. My wife should not burn incense, but I should recite Buddha. It’s just my people, there are sores on the rat’s tail—there’s not much pus.” Ximen Qing said with a smile: “It’s a strange dog, who wants you to come more! You say this.” Xie Xi said: "Ten ways are necessary for sworn brotherhood. Now that Brother Bu Zhidao is gone, who will teach him to make up?" Ximen Qing pondered for a while, and said, "Our second wallflower brother is originally the nephew of the eunuch Hua. A lot of money, often walking around in the courtyard. The courtyard behind his house is only separated from ours by a wall, so it’s not even close to me, we might as well ask the boy to invite him.” Earl Ying clapped his hands and said: “Dare Is it the Hua Zixu who is wrapping Wu Yiner in the courtyard?" Ximen Qing said: "It's him!" The earl said with a smile: "Brother, quickly ask that senior official to invite him. We have been in contact with him. When we arrive in the future, dare we There's another wine bowl." Ximen Qing smiled and said, "Silly Huazi, how dare you make a gluttonous ruffian, what you're talking about is eating." Everyone laughed for a while.Ximen Qingxuan called Dai'an'er and said, "Go to Jianbihua's house and tell your second father, Hua, so and so: 'My father is on the third day of the first lunar month, and he wants to marry ten brothers. Dare you ask me to invite your second father?" Let's meet.' See what he says, you can talk to me back and forth. If your second father is not at home, just tell his second mother." Dai Aner promised to go.The earl said: "I will still be here by that day, and I will still be in the monastery?" Wherever you want to go, go where you want." Ximen Qing said: "This matter of worship is not in the hands of the monks. I am not familiar with the monks in the temple. It is better to know Wu Daoguan of the Jade Emperor Temple. He is more generous. It's quiet." The earl took it over and said, "What brother said is that the monk of Yongfu Temple is actually close to Xie's sister-in-law, so I recommend him to go with him." Xi laughed and scolded: "Old man, it's a serious matter, say Say it and fart."
While talking and laughing, I saw Dai'an turned around, because he said to Ximen Qing: "His second father is not at home, so I told his second mother. After hearing this, the second mother was very happy and said, "Since your father, Ximen, is carrying Your second father is a brother, so there is one who won’t come. When I come home, I will tell him that I will encourage him to come and pay more respects to my father.’ And I brought two small teas and food.” Ximen Qing corresponded Xie and Xie said: "Second brother Hua is such a smart and beautiful lady." After finishing speaking, they took another cup of tea and ate it, and they got up together and said, "Brother, goodbye, let's go and inform the brothers. , Correct him to share the funds. Brother, go here and talk to Wu Daoguan first." Ximen Qing said: "I know, I don't want to keep you." So they all sent out the gate.Earl Ying walked a few steps, then turned around and said, "Are you going to sing that day?" Ximen Qing said, "That's all, brothers, talking and laughing, it's more interesting." went all the way.
Don't talk too much, and after four or five days of twiddling your fingers, it is the first day of October.Ximen Qing got up early and was just sitting in Yueniang's room when he saw a young boy with a haircut holding a gilded worship box in his hand. He walked in, kowtowed to Ximen Qing, and stood up. Standing by the side, he said, "I'm from the Hua family, and my father pays homage to Ximen's father. The other day, Ximen's father asked a senior official to invite my father. My father was away on business, and he never received advice in person. I heard that Ximen's side It was the meeting on the third day of the lunar new year, and my father’s special envoy sent me the money first, saying that my father will use it randomly, and wait until tomorrow how many pies my father has used here, and how much my father owes me, and then I will make up for it.” Ximenqing picked up the envelope and looked at it. It was signed and said "one or two shares", and said: "There is too much, and there is no need to make up. In the future, I will ask my father not to go there, and I will go to the temple with all my fathers early in the morning." " The little servant replied: "I know." Just as he was about to turn around, Wu Yueniang called her to stop her and asked the eldest girl Yuxiao to pick out two pieces of steamed crispy fruit stuffing for him in the food basket.Yin said: "This is for tea with you. When you go home to worship your mother, you said that Aunt Ximen said that she will invite her to sit for half a day in a few days." The young man greeted him and kowtowed again Boss, let's go.
Ximen Qingcai sent the young servant of Hua's family out, and saw Earl Ying's family Yingbao holding a worship box, Dai Aner led him in, kowtowed, and said: "My father asked all the fathers to share the capital, called The little one is here, please accept it, dad." Ximenqing took it out to read, there were eight in total, and he did not open them, but handed them all to Yueniang, and said: "You take it, and I will go to the temple tomorrow, so that I can buy things together. " After finishing speaking, Ying Bao was sent away.Stand up and go over there to see Second Sister Zhuo.As soon as I got to sit down, I saw Yuxiao coming and said, "Mother, please talk to me." Ximen Qing said, "Why didn't you say it at first?" Then he went to the upper room and saw Yueniang spreading some paper bags In front of him, pointing and laughing: "Look at these elements, there are only ones that respond to two, one cent, two cents and eighty tenths of silver, and the rest are three cents, and some five cents. They are all red, yellow, like gold. Our family has never seen this money come, and the one who took it would be a bad name, why don't you just rob him and return it." Ximen Qing said: "You are also impatient, just throw it away, and we will make up for the more, we care about these!" Said Go straight on.
On the second day of the next day, Ximenqing weighed out four taels of silver and asked his family to come to Xinger to buy a pig, a sheep, five or six altars of Jinhua wine, incense sticks, chicken and duck wine, and sealed another five taels. Yinzi, called everyone to come to Baohe Dai'an'er and Laixing: "Send it to the Jade Emperor Temple, and say to your master Wu: 'My father will make a sworn brother tomorrow, and I need to ask the master to make a paper speech. Just spread blessings here at Master's place. I trouble Master and my father to prepare, and my father will come tomorrow morning.'" I saw Dai'an went away for a while, and said back and forth: "It has been sent, and Master Wu said he understands."
After a while, after the second day of junior high school, and the third day of the next day, Ximen Qing got up and washed up, and called Dai An'er: "Go and invite Hua Erpa to have breakfast with us, so that we can go to the temple together. I sent it to Ying Ershu Come home, tell him to urge everyone." Dai'an promised to go, and just invited Hua Zixu to come, only to see Earl Ying and a group of brothers also came, but they were the people mentioned above.The leaders are Earl Ying, Xie Xida, Sun Tianhua, Zhu Nianshi, Wu Dian'en, Yun Lishou, Chang Zhijie, Bai Laiguang, Ximen Qing and Hua Zixu in total.When they entered the door, they made a bow together.The earl said: "It's time for us to go." Ximen Qing said: "We are waiting for breakfast." He called: "Bring tea." On the other hand, he called: "Look at the dishes."
After a while, after breakfast, Ximenqing changed his clothes, picked out his clothes and hats, and went straight to the Jade Emperor Temple together.
Less than a few miles away, I saw the gate of the temple earlier, and it was very majestic.But see: the palace is steep and the palace wall is towering.In front of the front, there is a wall with horoscopes, and the whole area is covered with pink ocher red mud; inside, there are three corridors with river patterns, and water-stained white stones are built on all sides.The main hall is resplendent and magnificent, and the eaves under the two corridors are steep.The sacred treasures of the holy ancestors of the Three Qing Dynasties are lined up in the center, and the Taishang Laojun leans against the Qingniu and lives in the back hall.
After entering the second level hall, turn around the side door of the first level, but it is Wu Daoguan's Taoist temple.When you enter the door, there are some Yaocao Qihua, green pines and green bamboos on both sides.Ximen Qing looked up, and saw a pair of couplets pasted on the couplets on both sides of the door, saying: The Dongfu has endless years, and the Hutian has a unique universe.
The three open halls above are where Wu Daoguan does his homework day and night.The laying was very neat that day. On the top is the Haotian Jinque Jade Emperor, on both sides are the star officials of the Zifu, and on the side are the four marshals Ma, Zhao, Wen and Guan.At that moment, Taoist Wu bowed to greet him outside the sutra hall.Ximen Qing went in together, and after offering tea, everyone got up and looked around.Bai Laiguang took Chang Zhijie's hand and looked towards him from the left. When he came to Marshal Ma, he saw that the marshal was majestic, handsome, with three eyes painted on his face, so he called Chang Zhijie and said, "Brother, this What do you mean? In today’s world, it’s good to open one eye and close one eye, but one more eye to see people’s flaws!”
Earl Ying heard this, walked over and said, "Brother Dumb, wouldn't it be nice for him to look at you more often?"
Everyone laughed.Chang Zhijie pointed to Marshal Wen and said, "Second brother, this blue guy is also weird. I'm afraid it's Lu Qi's ancestor."
The earl laughed and shouted fiercely: "Mr. Wu, come here, I will tell you a joke."
Daoist Wu really came over to listen to him.The earl said: "A Taoist died and met the King of Hades. The King of Hades asked, "Who are you?" Resurrected. I saw a Taoist priest coming back. On the way, I met a doctor in a dyeing room. I recognized him. The doctor asked, "Master, how can I come back?" The Taoist said, "I am a Taoist priest, so let me come here." The doctor remembered that when he saw the King of Hades, he also said he was a Taoist priest. The King of Hades asked him to check his body, only to see that his hands were blue, and asked why. The doctor said in Xuanke's voice: "Zeng Rubbing with Marshal Wen.'" Everyone who said that laughed.At the same time, he turned his head to the right, and saw that the one next to him with a red face was Guan Di.The one with another black face on the top is Marshal Zhao Yuantan, with a big tiger painted beside him.Bai Laiguang pointed and said: "Brother, look at this tiger, isn't it a vegetarian, so it's okay to follow others?"
The count laughed and said, "You don't know, this tiger is one of his personal companions."
Xie Xida heard this and came over, stuck out his tongue and said: "I can't do it even if I wait for a companion. Am I not afraid that he will eat me?"
The count smiled and said to Ximen Qing: "It's thanks to him how come here!"
Ximen Qing said, "How did you say that?"
The earl said: "Zichun will not follow if he wants to eat his companions alone, like we wait for seven or eight who want to eat you, let you do, but we won't scare you to death."
As they were talking, Daoguan Wu came over and said, "The officials said that this tiger is only in Qinghe County. I have not suffered from this tiger for the past two days! The people who come and go eat it. I don't know how much I eat. Killed a dozen people."
Ximen Qing asked, "How did you get here?"
Wu Daoguan said: "The officials don't know. Otherwise, I don't know. It's only because a young apprentice went to the Chai Daguan in Henghai County, Cangzhou to spend some money and food. He stayed for five or seven days before he came here. My Qinghe County is close to Cangzhou Road. There is a Jingyang Ridge. A white-fronted tiger with eye-catching eyes has recently appeared on the hill. It often comes out to eat people. It is difficult for merchants to pass by. They have to pass by in groups. Now the county There is a reward of 50 taels, if you want to take him, you can't get it for nothing. Poor these hunters, I don't know how many sticks they have eaten!"
Bai Laiguang jumped up and said, "We are sworn brothers today, and we will go get him tomorrow, and we will get some money."
Ximen Qing said: "Is your life worthless?"
Bai Laiguang smiled and said, "If you have money, you will die!"
Everyone laughed together.Earl Ying said: "Let me tell you another joke: a man was bitten by a tiger, and his son wanted to save him, so he took a knife to kill the tiger. The man shouted from the tiger's mouth: 'Son, you can cut it easily, I'm afraid that the tiger's skin will be broken.'" Everyone laughed as they spoke.
Daoist Wu saw that he was ready to make some offerings, and said, "Officials, let's burn the paper."
On the one hand, he took out the sparse paper and said: "The sparse has been written, but who is the elder? Who is the second? Arranged, so that the novel will be written with respect and taboo."
Everyone said together: "This is naturally the senior official of Ximen."
Ximen Qing said: "This is still Xu Chi, Second Brother Ying is as big as me, and Second Brother Ying is the head of residence."
The count stuck out his tongue and said: "Master, don't kill the villain! This year, I have to talk about my wealth, where it's easy to tell! If I talk about my teeth, this is as big as me. And I'm the big brother, there is a lot of money." Two things are wrong: first, you are not as powerful and virtuous as a senior official, and all the brothers will obey you; second, I was originally called Ying Erge, but now I am the head, but I want to call Ying Dage, if two people come, one is called Ying. 'Brother Ying' and one is 'Brother Ying', should I still be 'Brother Ying' and 'Brother Ying'?"
Ximen Qing laughed and said, "You heartbroken, you only have such gossip!"
Xie Xi said: "Brother, Hugh pushed it."
Ximen Qing gave in again and again, but was forced by Hua Zixu, Earl Ying and others, so he had to be the eldest brother.The second is Earl Ying, the third is Xie Xida, and the fourth is Hua Zixu who has the money to be the fourth brother.The rest are arranged in order.Wu Daoguan finished writing the sparse paper, so he lit incense candles, and everyone lined up in order.Daoguan Wu stretched out a piece of paper and read aloud: Ximenqing, Ying Bojue, Xie Xida, Hua Zixu, Sun Tianhua, Zhu Nianshi, Yun Lishou, Wu Dian'en, Chang Zhijie, Bai Laiguang, etc. Burn incense and ask for decree.Fu Wei Taoyuan has a lot of righteousness, everyone admires him and dares to follow his style; Guan Bao has a deep love, and each surname pursues Wei and wants to share his aspirations.What's more, everyone in the world can be brothers, why is it better to have different surnames than flesh and blood?According to Juan's current government and the year, month and day, the camp prepares pigs and sheep as sacrifices, Luan controls the money, prays devoutly at the altar, and worships the God of Haotian Jinque Jade Emperor, and the five parties are on duty for the day. , all the gods in the past, relying on this true fragrance, universally observe.Although Fu Nianqing and others live in different days, they hope to die at the same time, and the promise of the alliance will be eternal;You must be rich and always think of poverty, but you always have something to rely on.The love has passed day by day and the months have come, and the friendship is as high as the sky and thick as the earth.I wish that after the self-union, there will be no special friends, and I pray that everyone will have eternal years, and every household will celebrate the boundless blessings.Wherever you are, you will be covered and sheltered, and you will be sparse.
After finishing the reading of Zhenghe Nianyue Japanese Wenshu Wu Daoguan, everyone worshiped the gods, and they worshiped eight more in front of the gods.Then send it to the gods, incinerate the money paper, and accept the blessing.Not long after, Wu Daoguan asked people to unload the pigs and sheep, chicken, fish, fruit and so on. There were two tables with big bowls and plates. Ximen Qing was at the head, and the rest sat in turn.After a while, after a few rounds of drinking, everyone guessed an order and laughed, so there is no need to elaborate.It's exactly: I saw the sunrise of Fusang, and I saw Xiyushan.When I was drunk, Qianren helped me away, and the crescent moon curved on the treetops.
During the lively drinking, Dai'an came to Ximen Qing's ear and said: "Mother asked the little one to pick up Dad, and said that San Niang is fainted today, please go home earlier."
Ximen Qing immediately stood up and said, "It's not that I broke the seat, but my third concubine was appointed to be very ill. Let's go and rest first."
I saw Hua Zixu said: "Let's go on the same road with brother, let's go together."
The count said: "You two rich men have gone, why leave us behind! Brother Hua, you sit back."
Ximen Qing said: "There is no one in his house, the two of us went together, so as not to be suspicious of his sister-in-law."
Dai An'er said: "When the little one came, Erniang also asked Tian Fu'er to prepare the horse."
I saw a young servant approaching and said to Zixu: "The horse is here, mother please go to my father's house."
So the two got up together, thanked Daoist Wu for interrupting, and raised their hands with the earl and others: "You can play as you please, let's go."
Said to go out and get on the horse.Just leave these few who chew down Mount Tai and don't thank the soil, and linger and drink in the temple.
But Ximenqing came home, said goodbye to Huazi and came in, and asked Wu Yueniang, "Why is Second Sister Zhuo so faint?"
Yue Niang said: "I said that a sick person is at home, I'm afraid you got involved with this person and got entangled there again, so I asked Dai'an to say it. It's just that every day it feels like it's coming again, and you have to stay at home to see him. "
Ximenqing listened and looked over there, staying at home for days without asking questions.
But it's too late, and it's already the tenth day of October.One day, Ximen Qing was sending a servant to ask the imperial physician to see the second sister Zhuo's illness. As soon as he walked to the hall, he saw Earl Ying walking in with a smile.Ximen Qing bowed to him and let him sit down.The count said, "Brother, how is sister-in-law?"
Ximen Qing said: "It's a bit incomprehensible to have too many points, I don't know why."
Because he asked: "How long did you leave the day before yesterday?"
The Earl said: "Chengwu Daoist stayed hard again and again, and there were two or more weathers when we left. If we were drunk, it would be better for brother to come home early."
Ximen Qingyin asked, "Have you eaten?"
The Earl couldn't say he hadn't eaten it, because he said, "Brother, try to guess."
Ximen Qing said, "Do you dare to eat it?"
The count covered his mouth and said, "It's impossible to guess."
Ximen Qing said with a smile: "It's a strange dog. If you don't eat it, you say you haven't eaten it. There are such Zhang Zhi!"
On the one hand, he called the boy: "Come and see the meal, let's eat with the second uncle."
The count said with a smile: "Otherwise we'll eat it too. We heard something rare and told my brother that I want to go and have a look with my brother."
Ximen Qing said, "What's so rare?"
The count said: "It's the big bug on Jingyang Ridge that Daoist Wu said the day before yesterday. It was beaten to death by a single person yesterday."
Ximen Qing said: "You are talking nonsense again, we don't believe it."
The earl said: "Brother, I don't believe it. Listen, wait for me to explain."
So he danced and said: "This person has a name and a surname. His surname is Wu and his name is Song, and he ranks second."
How did you take refuge in Chai Daguan's village before, how did you get sick later, how did you go to find his brother when you recovered, how did you come across Jingyanggang, how did you meet this tiger, what happened Was beaten to death by him.To put it bluntly, it was as if he had seen it with his own eyes, and it seemed that he had beaten the tiger.After finishing speaking, Ximen Qing shook his head and said, "Since that's the case, let's go and have a look with you after dinner."
The count said: "Brother, don't eat, I'm afraid you might miss it. Why don't we sit in a restaurant on the street."
Seeing Lai Xing'er come to set the table, Ximen Qing said: "Tell your mother, don't tell me to eat, and bring me some clothes to wear."
After a while, he changed his clothes and came out at the same time holding hands with the Earl.He bumped into Xie Xida on the road, and said with a smile, "Brother, do you dare to come to see Tiger Fighting?"
Ximen Qing said, "Exactly."
Xie Xi Avenue: "It's so crowded on the street."
So we went to a big restaurant facing the street and sat down together.After a while, only the sound of gongs and drums was heard, and everyone looked at it together.I saw a pair of hunters with tasseled guns swaying over, and behind them was the killed tiger, like a brocade bag, which could not be lifted by four people.On the last big white horse sits a strong man, the man who beat the tiger.Ximen Qing looked at it, bit his finger and said: "You said that if this person doesn't have the strength of a buffalo with a thousand catties, how can he move him?"
Here are three children drinking and commenting, press no questions.
How did the strong man ushered in by Shan Biao look like?But see: a masculine body, a figure of more than seven feet; a broad face and sharp edges, 24 to [-] years old.The eyes are upright, looking like two stars from a distance; holding hands together, it looks like a pair of iron peepers when looking closely.When the toes fly, the tigers and leopards in the deep mountains lose their souls; when the boxers fall, the bears and bears in the poor valley lose their souls.He wears a swastika turban on his head and two silver flowers on the hairpin; he wears a bloody robe with a red brocade on his body.
This person is none other than Wu Erlang from Yanggu County as Earl Ying said.Just to find his brother, he accidentally killed the tiger and was invited by the county magistrate.Everyone watched him welcome into the county.But it was said that at this time, when the magistrate was promoted to the hall, Wu Song got off his horse and went in, carrying the big bug in front of the hall.Seeing Wu Song's appearance, the magistrate thought to himself: "How can you beat this fierce tiger!"
Then he called Wu Song to the hall.See Bi, and tell the story of fighting the tiger from beginning to end.The officials on both sides were petrified.The county magistrate gave three glasses of wine in the hall, and gave Wu Song 50 taels of rewards from the Tuhu cashiers in the treasury.Wu Song said: "The villain relied on his father-in-law's blessing, and accidentally killed this big bug by chance. It is beyond the ability of a villain. How dare he receive these rewards! All the hunters have been punished by the husband for this beast. Why don't you give it to me?" Scattered with everyone, it also appears fair and gracious."
The county magistrate said: "Since this is the case, let me be punished by a strong man."
Wu Song took the 50 taels of reward and scattered it with all the hunters in the hall.Seeing that he is benevolent, loyal, and a hero, the magistrate wanted to praise him, so he said, "Although you are from Yanggu County, you are only a short distance away from my Qinghe County. I will join you as a police officer in my county today." The head of the capital, who is dedicated to capturing thieves and thieves in the east and west of the river, what do you think?"
Wu Song knelt and thanked him: "If you are favored and promoted, the villain will be bestowed for life."
The county magistrate immediately called the chief secretary to write a document, and on the same day, he joined Wusong as the head of the patrolling capital.All the village chiefs and households came to congratulate Wu Song and drank wine for several days.I was about to go back to Yanggu County to catch my brother, but unexpectedly I became the capital in Qinghe County again, but I was also happy.At that time, it was said that one prefecture and two counties in Dongping all knew the name of Wu Song.It's exactly: Yi Luefang, a strong hero, stands up to Jingyang Gang.Drunk to kill the tiger in the mountain, since then his fame has spread everywhere.
But he said that Wu Song was wandering in the street one day, and only heard a person behind him shouting: "Brother, the county magistrate promoted you to be the head of the patrolling capital, why don't you take care of me!"
Wu Song turned his head to see this man, and unconsciously——Xin burst from the corner of his forehead and brow, and he smiled happily.
This person is none other than Wu Song, who is going to find his direct brother Wu Da every day.However, it is said that since the brothers separated, Wuhan University has suffered from famine and moved to live in a rented house in Zishi Street, Qinghe County.People saw him as a cowardly man with a wretched appearance, so they gave him the nickname Sancun Dinggu Bark. The common saying is that his body is rough and his head and face are narrow.Just because he's so weak and simple, he's a lot of bullying.This is not a problem.Let's say that Wuhan University doesn't have much business, and carries burdens all day long to sell cooking cakes on the street to survive. Unfortunately, his wife died, leaving behind a girl, who was only 12 years old, named Ying'er, and the father and son lived together.After spending half a year, he lost his capital and moved to live in a street-facing house of Zhang Dahu's house in Dafangfang.Seeing his duty, the servants of Zhang Zhai's family often take care of him, and still sell some cooking cakes after taking care of him.Sitting on the floor in the shop in my spare time, Wuhan University flatters me all the time.Therefore, everyone in Zhang Zhai's family was very happy, and tried their best to talk to him about convenience in front of the big family.Therefore, the big households did not even ask Wu Dayao for the rent.
But it is said that this big family has tens of thousands of wealth, hundreds of houses, is about sixty years old, and has no men, feet or women around.Mother Yu's family is strict, and there is no handsome maid in the house.Because the big family often patted their chests and sighed: "I am very old and have no children. Although I have a few wealth, it will be of no use."
Mother said: "Since that's the case, I'll ask the matchmaker to buy two maids for you. They will learn how to play and sing sooner or later, and just serve you."
The big family was overjoyed and thanked his mother.After a while, my mother really called a matchmaker and bought two maids from the big family, one named Pan Jinlian and the other Bai Yulian.Yulian was twenty-eight years old, and she was born in a Lehu family. She was fair and small.This Pan Jinlian is the daughter of Pan Cai outside the south gate, she is the sixth elder sister.He was named Jinlian because he was pretty and had a pair of pretty little feet since he was a child.His father died, and his mother was barely able to survive. From the age of nine, he was sold to Wang Zhaoxuan's mansion, where he learned to play and sing, and taught him to read and write in his spare time.He is naturally clever, but at the age of 15 or 30, he can draw eyebrows and eyes, paint powder and paint, taste bamboo and silk, female workers needle fingers, know how to read and write, comb a bun, wear a button-up shirt, and make Zhang Do it well, look good.When Wang Zhaoxuan was [-] years old, Wang Zhaoxuan died, and Pan's mother fought to get out, and sold [-] taels of silver to Zhang Dahu's house, and entered the door at the same time as Yulian.The big family taught him how to play and sing, and Jinlian knew it by himself, which saved him a lot of effort.Jinlian learns the pipa and Yulian learns the zither. The two sleep together in the same room.At the beginning, Yu Shi, the mother-in-law of the head, praised the two of them very much, and adorned her body with gold and silver jewelry.Unexpectedly, Bai Yulian died the next day, leaving Jinlian alone, and grew into one, with peach blossoms on her face and crescent moon eyebrows.Every time Zhang Dahu wants to take him in, it only hinders the master's wife who is too powerful to get her.One day, the master's wife was absent from the neighbor's house, so the big family secretly called Jinlian to the room and took it.Exactly: Don't be surprised to meet late on the rooftop, Liu Lang is still old Liu Lang.
Ever since the big family adopted the golden lotus, they have unknowingly developed four or five illnesses.Those five pieces on the side?The first waist brings pain, the second brings tears, the third brings deafness, the fourth brings runny nose, and the fifth brings drips of urine.After suffering from these illnesses, the master's mother-in-law knew what was going on, yelled at the big family for several days, and beat Jinlian in every possible way.The big family knew it was not acceptable, but lost their dowry in a fit of anger, and wanted to find a suitable family to marry.The servants of the big family all said that Wuda was loyal and honest. Seeing that he had no wife and children and lived in a house, he was comparable to him.Sooner or later, this big family will still look at this girl, so they don't need a penny from Wuhan University, and marry him for nothing.Ever since this Wuhan University married Jinlian, the big family has taken good care of him.If Wuhan University doesn't have the money to make cakes, the big family will give him a tael of money privately.If Wu Daruo went out with a burden, and there was no one waiting for the big family, he went into the room to meet with Jinlian.Although Wu Da ran into him for a while, it was his licensed product, so he dared not say anything.Day and night, there are also many times.Suddenly one day the big family suffered from Yin-cold disease and died.The master's mother-in-law found out what happened, and angrily ordered the family boy to drive Jinlian and Wuda out immediately.Therefore, Wuhan University found a house for the prince's relatives in the west of Zishi Street, rented two rooms inside and outside, and still sold cooking cakes.
It turns out that Jin Lian married herself to Wu Da, and seeing him blindly honest and obscene, she hated him very much and often got along with him.The big complainer: "There is no man in the world, why do you marry me to such a guy! Every day, he won't walk away, and he will go backwards. He just eats wine blindly, but he doesn't move when he is tight. Slave I regretted it in that life, but married him! It's so hard!"
Often no one is there, and I sing "Hillside Sheep" as proof: I think back then, when the marriage was mismatched, the slaves looked at you like a man.It's not that the slave is praising himself, how can he match a crow with a phoenix!Nuzhen gold is buried in the soil, he is a piece of high-grade copper, how can it compare with my gold!He was originally a stubborn rock, but you are so lucky to hold my suet jade body!It seems that Ganoderma lucidum grows on dung.However, let him do what he wants, after all, it is not beautiful to be servile.Hearing: A slave is a gold brick, how can it be compared to a clay foundation!
The judge heard: "All the women in the world, if they have some color, are endowed with intelligence, and are matched with a good man, that's all. If they are like Wuhan University, even though they are easy to kill, they will be somewhat disgusted."Since ancient times, there are few good people and talented people who are compatible with each other, and those who buy gold can't match those who sell gold.
Wuhan University carries the burden of going out to sell cooking cakes every day, and returns at night.The woman sent Wu Da to go out every day, and she only ate melon seeds under the curtain, and exposed the pair of little golden lotus all the way to seduce the prodigal children. How does a good piece of mutton end up in a dog's mouth?"
Greasy words, everything is not spoken.Therefore, Wuhan University can't live in Zishi Street, so I have to move to another place and discuss it with my wife.The woman said: "The thief Wonton doesn't know anything. If you rent someone's house and live in a shallow house, you can know that there is a villain! It's better to add a few taels of silver to see what is appropriate. In the code, he lives in two rooms, but he is more dignified." , from being bullied.”
Wu Dao: "Is there a Qian Dian room in my place?"
The woman said: "Bah! I guess, you are a man, you can't move around, and you often get angry with your old lady. If you don't have any money, you can make up my hairpin and comb. What's the problem! It won't be too late if you have it later. "
Hearing what his wife said, Wu Da immediately pooled up a dozen taels of silver to live in four houses on the upper and lower floors in front of the gate of Diande County.The second floor is the building, two small courtyards, very clean.
Since Wuhan University moved to the West Street of the county, it still sells cooking cakes for a living, and doesn't want to bump into its own brother today.When the brothers met each other that day, they were overjoyed.On the one hand, he was invited to the house and asked to sit upstairs, and Jinlian was called out from the room to meet Wu Song.Yin said: "The one who killed the tiger on Jingyang Ridge the day before yesterday was your uncle. Today is the new one, he is my mother and brother."
The woman crossed her hands forward and said, "Wanfu, Uncle."
Wu Song bowed down and bowed down.The woman supported Wu Song and said, "Uncle, please get up and kill the servants."
Wu Song said: "Sister-in-law accepts the gift."
The two ministers gave way for a while, and they both kowtowed.After a while, the little girl greeted her with tea, and they ate.Wu Song saw that the woman was very alluring, so he just lowered his head.Not long after, Wuhan University arranged wine and meals to entertain Wu Song.
During the conversation, Wu University went downstairs to buy food and wine, left the woman behind, and sat upstairs alone with Wu Song.Seeing Wu Song's dignified figure and handsome appearance, he also thought that he had the strength of a thousand catties after all to kill the tiger.He didn't say anything, but thought about it in his heart: "A brother born to one mother, how could he give birth to the dingshu in my house that is less than a foot in length, three parts are like a human and seven parts are like a ghost, and he was hit by the plague in the slave world! Now it looks like Wu Song is such a strong man, why don't you ask him to move to my house? I think this marriage is here."
So he laughed and asked, "Uncle, where do you live now? Who will take care of the daily meals?"
Wu Songdao: "Wu Erxin filled the capital and promised his boss every day that it was inconvenient to live elsewhere, so he randomly found a place in front of the county, and sent two local soldiers to serve and cook meals every day."
The woman said: "Uncle, why don't you move to live at home? The provincial soldiers serve in front of the county to cook and marinate. If you live in the family, it will be more convenient when you want some soup and water in the morning and evening. Even if the slave's family arranges to eat with uncle, it is also clean. "
Wu Song said: "Thank you very much, sister-in-law."
The woman said again: "Is there an aunt somewhere else? Please come and meet me."
Wu Songdao: "Wu Er was never married."
The woman said: "How young is uncle?"
Wu Songdao: "I wasted 28 years old."
The woman said: "It turns out that uncle is three years old. Where did uncle come from?"
Wu Songdao: "I have lived in Cangzhou for more than a year. I just want my brother to live in the old house, and I don't want to move here."
The woman said: "It's hard to say. Ever since I married your elder brother, he was so good at eating him, and I was bullied by others, so I came here. If my uncle is so strong, who would dare to say no!"
Wu Songdao: "My brother has always done his duty, not like Wu Song."
The woman laughed and said, "What's the upside down! As the saying goes: No man is strong, and he can't live long. My family is quick-tempered all my life, and I look down on those who don't look back after three strikes, and turn around after four strikes." Wu Song said: "My brother doesn't cause trouble. Lest my sister-in-law worry."
The two exchanged words upstairs.There are poems as proof: Uncles and sisters-in-law meet by chance, and Jiao Rao shows off her appearance.Selfishness wants to have a happy meeting, and secretly catches Wu Song with evil words.
It is said that Jin Lian was talking upstairs with Wu Song, and I saw Wu Da bought some meat, vegetable and fruit cakes and went home.Put it in the kitchen, go upstairs, and shout: "Sister-in-law, come down for a while."
The woman replied: "Look at that uncle who doesn't know anything, he has no one to accompany him here, but he left it to me."
Wu Song said: "Sister-in-law, please help me."
The woman said: "Why don't you go to the wall and ask Ganniang Wang to arrange it? It's just so inconvenient."
Wu Da then went to the central wall to invite Wang Po to come.The arrangements are correct, and they are all brought upstairs and placed on the table. They are nothing more than fish, fruit, vegetable, snacks and the like.Then the hot wine was served.Wu Da asked the woman to sit in the main seat, Wu Song faced the table, and Wu Da fought horizontally.The three sat down and poured the wine, and Wu Da sifted the wine in front of everyone.The woman picked up the wine and said: "Uncle, don't blame me, I don't care much, please have a glass of water and wine."
Wu Song said: "Thank you sister-in-law, Hugh said so."
Wu Da only sifted the wine up and down, the woman had a pleasant smile on her face, and said all the time, "Uncle, why don't you pick a piece of meat and fruit?"
The picked ones will be delivered.Wu Song is a straightforward man who only treats each other as relatives and sisters-in-law.Who would have thought that this woman was born as a servant girl, she is used to pettiness.I also don't want this woman to attract people's hearts.The woman had a few glasses of wine with Wu Song, her eyes only on Wu Song's body.Wu Song couldn't bear it, so he had to lower his head.After eating for a while, the wine was exhausted, so I got up.Wu Dao: "Second brother is fine, let's have a few more drinks."
Wu Song said: "Sheng Shou, let me visit my brother and sister-in-law again."
Send them all downstairs.Outside the door, the woman said: "Uncle is determined to move in. If he doesn't move, we will be laughed at by others. Brothers are hard to compare with others, and it is good to compete with us."
Wu Song said: "Since my sister-in-law is kind, I will bring my luggage tonight."
The woman said: "I am waiting here, slave!"
It's exactly: full of wild ideas, no one knows, at what time does Bi Taochun bloom by itself.
(End of this chapter)
Poetry:
Pedestrians are gone after the luxury is gone, and the Xiaozheng does not sing and sing.
The majestic sword has no prestige, the brilliance is heavy, and the treasure piano is scattered and the gold stars are destroyed.
The jade steps are lonely and autumn dew falls, and the moon shines on the singing and dancing place at that time.
At that time, the singing and dancing people did not return, and turned into the ashes of Xiling today.
And the poem says:
Erbajia's body looks like crisp, and she cuts fools with a sword at her waist.
Although the head is not seen, he secretly teaches that the bone marrow is dry.
This poem is about a hero who cultivated his true nature in the Tang Dynasty in the past, and became a saint and superhero. It was written by a celestial elder named Lu Mingyan, whose Taoist name was Chunyangzi Patriarch.People in the single-way world, chasing each other, rushing in a hurry, can't escape the juncture of emotions and desires, and can't break through the circle of wine, sex and wealth.In the end, we will die together, so it's very important!Even so, among the four items of wine, sex and wealth, only "wealth and sex" are more powerful.How can you see his interests?If a person arrives in that poor field, suffers endless desolation, endures endless troubles, comes late to touch the rice urn, has nothing to cook for the night, wakes up early to look at the kitchen, is ashamed of having no fireworks, and his wife is hungry and cold, Frozen and hungry all over, even the porridge and rice are still difficult, so how can I ask for extra money to buy wine!There is also a hateful thing, relatives and friends roll their eyes, and their faces are shabby, that is Ling Yun's ambition, which is extremely worn down, how can he compete with others!exactly:
Once the horse dies and the gold is exhausted, relatives are like strangers.
When it comes to the rich season, spend money to buy laughs, and spend a lot of money.Thinking about drinking is really a fine nectar, not counting the amber cup; if you want to fight, money can be magical, and it really is bossy.Those who are prone to inflammation press the spine and touch the shoulders, and those who are prone to sucking carbuncles and licking hemorrhoids are really so-called when they gain momentum and fold their shoulders, and when they lose momentum, they leave without thinking.There is nothing worse than this kind of coldness and evilness in ancient and modern times.Don't these two classes suffer from the wealth!Now let's talk about the pros and cons of that color.Please look at the world today, you say that Liu Xiahui, who is still in his arms, the Lu man who keeps his door closed, and Guan Yunchang, who holds a candle well, how many people are there in ancient and modern times?It's another matter for those who have three wives and four concubines, who buy laughs and chase after sex.There is also that kind of lecherous person, who sees a woman who is a little bit attractive, and will do everything possible to steal the cold to provide warmth. When the time comes, he only wants to have a moment of pleasure, regardless of the status of relatives, or Don't want friendship.At the beginning, I didn't know how much money was spent, and how many times I spent a lot of food and drink.exactly:
Three cups of flowers cooperate, two cups of color matchmaker.
Later, the affair was revealed, and even the fight was fierce, and the life was lost, the wife and children were hard to care for, and the career was ruined.Just like that Shi Jilun, who poured riches into the sky, was thrown into prison for Luzhu; the overlord of Chu was so powerful that he pulled up the mountain, and because of Yuji's head hanging down his gai.The true saying goes: "The door of life is my door, and my door is dead. I can't bear it when I see it broken."Wouldn't such a person suffer from that color's interests!
Having said that, the word "wealth and sex" has never been seen through.If there is something that can be seen through, it will be seen that there are piles of gold and jade, which are rubble and sand that cannot be taken away by the coffin;Gaotang Guangsha, Yuyu Qionglou, are halls of enjoyment that cannot be built on the graves; brocade clothes and embroidered jackets, fox clothes and mink fur are the rags that cannot be wrapped on the skeleton.Just like that enchantress and beautiful woman, flattering Gongyan, she can see through it, but she is like a general in a battle showing her prestige; her red lips and white teeth, covering her sleeves and looking back, knowing that when she came, it was the ghost in front of Yama's palace who judged Yasha to be in a bad state .With one bend in the socks and three inches of golden lotus, it is the shovel and hoe used to break the ground when building the tomb; the pillow is laid out, and it is loved by the middle, it is the life of the five princes in the frying pan.Only two sentences in the "Diamond Sutra" are good. He said: "It's like a dream and a bubble, like electricity and like a dew." It can be seen that life is alive, and one thing is indispensable, and when it is over, there is no need for one thing.With your supernatural power to lift a boat, you will end up with weak bones and muscles; with your luxury of copper mountains and golden valleys, it will melt away at just the right time.Fake Rao's face is full of embarrassment, when the eyebrows and eyes are lowered, everyone will cover their noses and pass by; for example, if you, Lu Jia, Sui He's sharp edge, encounter cold teeth and cold lips, I will do nothing.It's better to cut off the six clean roots, put on a cassock, penetrate the world of emptiness and form, polish and pass through the mechanism of birth and death, and go straight to the supreme vehicle, not falling into the trap of right and wrong, but being secluded and at ease, not turning somersaults into the fire pit.exactly:
Three inches of qi can be used in all kinds of ways, one day is impermanent and nothing will stop.
Why did the speaker talk about this period of wine, sex and wealth?Just because at that time there was a family that was so rich and honored in the past, but later became very desolate. It didn't need any scheming and wisdom. It had no relatives, friends and brothers to rely on, and it could only enjoy the glory for a few years.There are also a few people fighting for pets and vying for power, welcoming rape and flirting. At first, they were very charming and charming, but later they couldn't avoid the shadow of corpses lying on the lamp, and blood stained the empty room.exactly:
what goes around comes around;
Skynet is restored, sparse but not leaking.
It is said that during the Zhenghe period of Emperor Huizong of the Great Song Dynasty, in Qinghe County, Dongping Prefecture, Shandong Province, there was a romantic son who was born with a burly appearance, a chic temperament, a lot of money, and was 26 to [-] years old.This person's surname is Ximen, but the word "Qing" is taboo.His father, Ximenda, originally traveled to Sichuan to sell medicinal materials, and opened a large herbal medicine shop in front of Qinghe County.Now I live in a house with five rooms in the front and seven rooms in the end.The family has slaves, maidservants, and herds of mules and horses. Although they are not very rich, they are still a well-to-do family in Qinghe County.It's just because Ximenda's wife and his wife passed away early, but they cherished this son in every possible way and listened to what he did, so this person didn't read much and wandered around all day long.After the death of his parents, he devoted himself to sleeping in flowers and willows outside, provoking troubles, learning some good boxing sticks, and knowing how to gamble, backgammon chess, and wiping cards.The friends I met are also people who help me out and don't keep my duty.The first one who is the most compatible, whose surname is Ying's Earl, and his name is Guanghou, is the second son of a silk and satin shop operator. Everyone called him Yinghuazi.He will have a good kick again, and all the Shuanglu chess pieces will work.The second surname is Xie, whose name is Xida, and whose style name is Zichun.Since these two get along very well with Ximen Qing.There are a few others, all of which are shabby and unrecognizable.One is called Zhu Shi Nian, which means Gong Cheng.One is called Sun Tianhua, nicknamed Boxiu and nicknamed Sun Widowed.One is Wu Dian'en, who is a yin and yang student in the county. He retired because of an incident, and devoted himself to securing debts with officials in front of the county, so as to communicate with Ximen Qing.There is also a brother of Yun Shenjiang called Yun Lishou, whose name is not to go.One is called Changzhi Festival, which means Jianchu.One is called Bu Zhidao.One is called Bailaiguang, which means Guangtang.Speaking of Bai Laiguang, some people said that his name was not pleasant, but he explained himself: "Otherwise, I would have changed it, just for the time when I named it. It was originally a Mr. Menguan who said my surname was Bai. There is a story about a white fish jumping into the boat of King Wu. There are also two sentences in the book that read "Zhou You Da Lai, Yu Tang You Guang", which means that, so the word is called Guang Tang. Because he has this story, So I won’t change it.” Said that there were more than a dozen people in this job, seeing that Ximen Qing had money in his hands, and they were willing to make money, so they all coaxed him to play money, drink, drink, prostitute and gamble.exactly:
Holding the cup in your mouth is full of emotion, and brothers and sisters are so close.
Once there is a turmoil on the flat ground, it is only at this time that we meet each other.
Talking, waiting for a family, giving birth to such an unworthy son, and making such a group of friends who are useless and harmful, no matter how rich you are, you will be poor, and there is still a day to make progress!But there is a reason, it is only because Ximen Qing was born with a strong disposition, with deep and cunning ways of doing things, and also let go of official debts, even the four treacherous officials of the court, Gao, Yang, Tong, and Cai, he also has connections to infiltrate him.So he only manages some official affairs in the county, and spends money by talking about things with others, so all the people in the county are afraid of him.Because he ranks first, people call him Ximen Daguan.This Ximen high-ranking official's wife, Mrs. Chen, died young, and she had only one daughter by her side, called Ximen Dajie. She was allowed to marry Chen Jingji, the son of Chen Hong's in-law, the 80 imperial guard in Tokyo, and had not yet married.Just because of the death of his wife and no one to take care of the housework, he recently married the daughter of Wu Qianhu, the left guard of Qinghe in this county, to fill in the house as his successor.This Wu family is 25 years old, born on the [-]th day of the eighth lunar month, and her nickname is Sister Yue. Later, she married into Ximen Qing's family, and everyone called him Yueniang by the way.But it is said that Yueniang has a virtuous nature, and she is obedient to her husband.There were also three or four maids in the room, all of whom were used by Ximen Qing.He also had sex with Li Jiaoer in Goulan, and married her as the second wife at home.South Street also occupied the nest, the second sister Zhuo, named Zhuo Di'er, who married for a while and became the third house.It's just because Second Sister Zhuo is thin and timid, and often suffers from three illnesses and four pains, but he goes to play with the wind and play with the moon again, and teases other women.exactly:
The Dong family sings and laughs at the drunk beauty, and holds a feast for the west neighbor.
For a few days, the peach blossoms lie down, and the peonies are always pitiful.
It is said that Ximen Qing was sitting idle at home one day, and said to Wu Yueniang: "It is now the [-]th day of the ninth month, and the third day of the first lunar month is the meeting time for my brothers. On that day, there will be two full banquets. I asked the two singers to play with my brothers at our house for a day. You and I cook." Wu Yueniang said: "You don't want to talk about these people, that one is the one with a conscience And licensed goods! There is no such thing as a wandering soul who comes to seduce every day. I see that you have set up this person yourself. When did you have a home? Now, Second Sister Zhuo is not a good person. I advise you to ask for less wine. Eat." Ximen Qing said: "Your other words are also very pleasant. I am a little impatient to listen to him today. According to you, these brothers have no good people who make him, and there is no one who does not obey. And it's very appropriate, even Xie Zichun is a good man who is smart and capable. Let's care about it now, even if you come and go, it doesn't matter in the end. Why don't we all sworn brothers when it's time for the meeting? Tomorrow, there will be someone to lean on." Wu Yueniang took it and said, "It's good to be a brother. I'm afraid that in the future, someone else will rely on you. If you want to rely on others, you can bring a puppet to the theater - it's still a little less It's a good tone." Ximen Qing said with a smile: "Since Mr. Ye is reliable, it's not better. Let's just wait for Brother Ying to come and tell him this."
As I was talking, I saw a young servant, who was born with beautiful features, clever and obedient, Ximen Qing's personal attendant, named Dai'an'er, came to him and said, "Second Uncle Ying and Uncle Xie are out talking to Dad " Ximen Qing said: "I was talking about him, but he came in two." As he walked up to the hall, he saw Earl Ying wearing a black hat with a new helmet on his head, and a half-new one on his body. The crepe pleats are not old, but she puts off her silk shoes and clean socks, and sits on top.The first person to sit down was Xie Xida, surnamed Xie.Seeing Ximen Qing coming out, they stood up together, hurriedly bowed and said, "Brother is at home, don't look at me for a few days." Ximen Qing asked him to sit down, and while calling for tea, he said, "You guys, I'm not feeling well these days. Be patient, if you don’t come out and jump, you can’t get a shadow.” The earl said to Xi, “how about it? I said brother wants to talk.” Because he said to Ximen Qing, “brother, you are strange. Even our own I don't know what I'm busy with all day! Since we have two feet, we can't catch up with a mouth." Ximen Qingyin asked, "Where have you been these two days?" The count said: "Look at Li's house in the courtyard yesterday. I have a child, the sister of Gui Qing, the niece of the second sister-in-law on my brother's side. She is called Sister Gui. When I don't see him for a while, he looks pretty good. When I grow up tomorrow, I don't know how to be. His mother said to me again and again yesterday: "Second father, you must find a good son to groom him." I'm afraid that tomorrow will still be brother's goods." Ximen Qing said: "There are such things! Let's go when we are free. Look." Xie Xida took it over and said, "I don't believe it, I'm very angry." Ximen Qing said, "I was at his house yesterday, but did you go there a few days ago?" The count said: "It was the day before yesterday. Brother Bu Zhidao died, and we helped his house for a few days and sent him out. His sister-in-law told me repeatedly, asking me to pay homage to Brother Cheng, and Brother Cheng sent a memorial ceremony for Xiangchu here, because he did not turn around It's a place where there isn't a good banquet in the evening, so it's not good to invite my brother to sit down. It's a pity." Ximen Qing said, "It's just that I heard that he was not good enough for a long time, so I just waited to die. I The day before yesterday, he gave me a real Jinchuan fan, and I was about to give it back as a thank you, but I didn't want him to be an old friend again!"
Xie Xi sighed and said: "There are ten brothers in our meeting, but he is one less." Because he said to the earl: "On the third day of the first lunar month, it's the meeting time again. We have to bother the senior officials here every now and then. It costs money, brothers to play for a day." Ximen Qing said: "Exactly, I was talking to the room just now, our brothers seem to be coming and going, but it's just drinking and playing, and there is no real one. , it would be better to find a monastery, write a shutou, and become brothers, and support each other in the future, and have someone to lean on. On that day, we will have to spend some money and comprador three animals, and the brothers will do as much as they want Each contributes some money. I didn't send you, each of you pays some for this matter of worship, and you can also see some affection." The earl said quickly: "What I said is right. My wife should not burn incense, but I should recite Buddha. It’s just my people, there are sores on the rat’s tail—there’s not much pus.” Ximen Qing said with a smile: “It’s a strange dog, who wants you to come more! You say this.” Xie Xi said: "Ten ways are necessary for sworn brotherhood. Now that Brother Bu Zhidao is gone, who will teach him to make up?" Ximen Qing pondered for a while, and said, "Our second wallflower brother is originally the nephew of the eunuch Hua. A lot of money, often walking around in the courtyard. The courtyard behind his house is only separated from ours by a wall, so it’s not even close to me, we might as well ask the boy to invite him.” Earl Ying clapped his hands and said: “Dare Is it the Hua Zixu who is wrapping Wu Yiner in the courtyard?" Ximen Qing said: "It's him!" The earl said with a smile: "Brother, quickly ask that senior official to invite him. We have been in contact with him. When we arrive in the future, dare we There's another wine bowl." Ximen Qing smiled and said, "Silly Huazi, how dare you make a gluttonous ruffian, what you're talking about is eating." Everyone laughed for a while.Ximen Qingxuan called Dai'an'er and said, "Go to Jianbihua's house and tell your second father, Hua, so and so: 'My father is on the third day of the first lunar month, and he wants to marry ten brothers. Dare you ask me to invite your second father?" Let's meet.' See what he says, you can talk to me back and forth. If your second father is not at home, just tell his second mother." Dai Aner promised to go.The earl said: "I will still be here by that day, and I will still be in the monastery?" Wherever you want to go, go where you want." Ximen Qing said: "This matter of worship is not in the hands of the monks. I am not familiar with the monks in the temple. It is better to know Wu Daoguan of the Jade Emperor Temple. He is more generous. It's quiet." The earl took it over and said, "What brother said is that the monk of Yongfu Temple is actually close to Xie's sister-in-law, so I recommend him to go with him." Xi laughed and scolded: "Old man, it's a serious matter, say Say it and fart."
While talking and laughing, I saw Dai'an turned around, because he said to Ximen Qing: "His second father is not at home, so I told his second mother. After hearing this, the second mother was very happy and said, "Since your father, Ximen, is carrying Your second father is a brother, so there is one who won’t come. When I come home, I will tell him that I will encourage him to come and pay more respects to my father.’ And I brought two small teas and food.” Ximen Qing corresponded Xie and Xie said: "Second brother Hua is such a smart and beautiful lady." After finishing speaking, they took another cup of tea and ate it, and they got up together and said, "Brother, goodbye, let's go and inform the brothers. , Correct him to share the funds. Brother, go here and talk to Wu Daoguan first." Ximen Qing said: "I know, I don't want to keep you." So they all sent out the gate.Earl Ying walked a few steps, then turned around and said, "Are you going to sing that day?" Ximen Qing said, "That's all, brothers, talking and laughing, it's more interesting." went all the way.
Don't talk too much, and after four or five days of twiddling your fingers, it is the first day of October.Ximen Qing got up early and was just sitting in Yueniang's room when he saw a young boy with a haircut holding a gilded worship box in his hand. He walked in, kowtowed to Ximen Qing, and stood up. Standing by the side, he said, "I'm from the Hua family, and my father pays homage to Ximen's father. The other day, Ximen's father asked a senior official to invite my father. My father was away on business, and he never received advice in person. I heard that Ximen's side It was the meeting on the third day of the lunar new year, and my father’s special envoy sent me the money first, saying that my father will use it randomly, and wait until tomorrow how many pies my father has used here, and how much my father owes me, and then I will make up for it.” Ximenqing picked up the envelope and looked at it. It was signed and said "one or two shares", and said: "There is too much, and there is no need to make up. In the future, I will ask my father not to go there, and I will go to the temple with all my fathers early in the morning." " The little servant replied: "I know." Just as he was about to turn around, Wu Yueniang called her to stop her and asked the eldest girl Yuxiao to pick out two pieces of steamed crispy fruit stuffing for him in the food basket.Yin said: "This is for tea with you. When you go home to worship your mother, you said that Aunt Ximen said that she will invite her to sit for half a day in a few days." The young man greeted him and kowtowed again Boss, let's go.
Ximen Qingcai sent the young servant of Hua's family out, and saw Earl Ying's family Yingbao holding a worship box, Dai Aner led him in, kowtowed, and said: "My father asked all the fathers to share the capital, called The little one is here, please accept it, dad." Ximenqing took it out to read, there were eight in total, and he did not open them, but handed them all to Yueniang, and said: "You take it, and I will go to the temple tomorrow, so that I can buy things together. " After finishing speaking, Ying Bao was sent away.Stand up and go over there to see Second Sister Zhuo.As soon as I got to sit down, I saw Yuxiao coming and said, "Mother, please talk to me." Ximen Qing said, "Why didn't you say it at first?" Then he went to the upper room and saw Yueniang spreading some paper bags In front of him, pointing and laughing: "Look at these elements, there are only ones that respond to two, one cent, two cents and eighty tenths of silver, and the rest are three cents, and some five cents. They are all red, yellow, like gold. Our family has never seen this money come, and the one who took it would be a bad name, why don't you just rob him and return it." Ximen Qing said: "You are also impatient, just throw it away, and we will make up for the more, we care about these!" Said Go straight on.
On the second day of the next day, Ximenqing weighed out four taels of silver and asked his family to come to Xinger to buy a pig, a sheep, five or six altars of Jinhua wine, incense sticks, chicken and duck wine, and sealed another five taels. Yinzi, called everyone to come to Baohe Dai'an'er and Laixing: "Send it to the Jade Emperor Temple, and say to your master Wu: 'My father will make a sworn brother tomorrow, and I need to ask the master to make a paper speech. Just spread blessings here at Master's place. I trouble Master and my father to prepare, and my father will come tomorrow morning.'" I saw Dai'an went away for a while, and said back and forth: "It has been sent, and Master Wu said he understands."
After a while, after the second day of junior high school, and the third day of the next day, Ximen Qing got up and washed up, and called Dai An'er: "Go and invite Hua Erpa to have breakfast with us, so that we can go to the temple together. I sent it to Ying Ershu Come home, tell him to urge everyone." Dai'an promised to go, and just invited Hua Zixu to come, only to see Earl Ying and a group of brothers also came, but they were the people mentioned above.The leaders are Earl Ying, Xie Xida, Sun Tianhua, Zhu Nianshi, Wu Dian'en, Yun Lishou, Chang Zhijie, Bai Laiguang, Ximen Qing and Hua Zixu in total.When they entered the door, they made a bow together.The earl said: "It's time for us to go." Ximen Qing said: "We are waiting for breakfast." He called: "Bring tea." On the other hand, he called: "Look at the dishes."
After a while, after breakfast, Ximenqing changed his clothes, picked out his clothes and hats, and went straight to the Jade Emperor Temple together.
Less than a few miles away, I saw the gate of the temple earlier, and it was very majestic.But see: the palace is steep and the palace wall is towering.In front of the front, there is a wall with horoscopes, and the whole area is covered with pink ocher red mud; inside, there are three corridors with river patterns, and water-stained white stones are built on all sides.The main hall is resplendent and magnificent, and the eaves under the two corridors are steep.The sacred treasures of the holy ancestors of the Three Qing Dynasties are lined up in the center, and the Taishang Laojun leans against the Qingniu and lives in the back hall.
After entering the second level hall, turn around the side door of the first level, but it is Wu Daoguan's Taoist temple.When you enter the door, there are some Yaocao Qihua, green pines and green bamboos on both sides.Ximen Qing looked up, and saw a pair of couplets pasted on the couplets on both sides of the door, saying: The Dongfu has endless years, and the Hutian has a unique universe.
The three open halls above are where Wu Daoguan does his homework day and night.The laying was very neat that day. On the top is the Haotian Jinque Jade Emperor, on both sides are the star officials of the Zifu, and on the side are the four marshals Ma, Zhao, Wen and Guan.At that moment, Taoist Wu bowed to greet him outside the sutra hall.Ximen Qing went in together, and after offering tea, everyone got up and looked around.Bai Laiguang took Chang Zhijie's hand and looked towards him from the left. When he came to Marshal Ma, he saw that the marshal was majestic, handsome, with three eyes painted on his face, so he called Chang Zhijie and said, "Brother, this What do you mean? In today’s world, it’s good to open one eye and close one eye, but one more eye to see people’s flaws!”
Earl Ying heard this, walked over and said, "Brother Dumb, wouldn't it be nice for him to look at you more often?"
Everyone laughed.Chang Zhijie pointed to Marshal Wen and said, "Second brother, this blue guy is also weird. I'm afraid it's Lu Qi's ancestor."
The earl laughed and shouted fiercely: "Mr. Wu, come here, I will tell you a joke."
Daoist Wu really came over to listen to him.The earl said: "A Taoist died and met the King of Hades. The King of Hades asked, "Who are you?" Resurrected. I saw a Taoist priest coming back. On the way, I met a doctor in a dyeing room. I recognized him. The doctor asked, "Master, how can I come back?" The Taoist said, "I am a Taoist priest, so let me come here." The doctor remembered that when he saw the King of Hades, he also said he was a Taoist priest. The King of Hades asked him to check his body, only to see that his hands were blue, and asked why. The doctor said in Xuanke's voice: "Zeng Rubbing with Marshal Wen.'" Everyone who said that laughed.At the same time, he turned his head to the right, and saw that the one next to him with a red face was Guan Di.The one with another black face on the top is Marshal Zhao Yuantan, with a big tiger painted beside him.Bai Laiguang pointed and said: "Brother, look at this tiger, isn't it a vegetarian, so it's okay to follow others?"
The count laughed and said, "You don't know, this tiger is one of his personal companions."
Xie Xida heard this and came over, stuck out his tongue and said: "I can't do it even if I wait for a companion. Am I not afraid that he will eat me?"
The count smiled and said to Ximen Qing: "It's thanks to him how come here!"
Ximen Qing said, "How did you say that?"
The earl said: "Zichun will not follow if he wants to eat his companions alone, like we wait for seven or eight who want to eat you, let you do, but we won't scare you to death."
As they were talking, Daoguan Wu came over and said, "The officials said that this tiger is only in Qinghe County. I have not suffered from this tiger for the past two days! The people who come and go eat it. I don't know how much I eat. Killed a dozen people."
Ximen Qing asked, "How did you get here?"
Wu Daoguan said: "The officials don't know. Otherwise, I don't know. It's only because a young apprentice went to the Chai Daguan in Henghai County, Cangzhou to spend some money and food. He stayed for five or seven days before he came here. My Qinghe County is close to Cangzhou Road. There is a Jingyang Ridge. A white-fronted tiger with eye-catching eyes has recently appeared on the hill. It often comes out to eat people. It is difficult for merchants to pass by. They have to pass by in groups. Now the county There is a reward of 50 taels, if you want to take him, you can't get it for nothing. Poor these hunters, I don't know how many sticks they have eaten!"
Bai Laiguang jumped up and said, "We are sworn brothers today, and we will go get him tomorrow, and we will get some money."
Ximen Qing said: "Is your life worthless?"
Bai Laiguang smiled and said, "If you have money, you will die!"
Everyone laughed together.Earl Ying said: "Let me tell you another joke: a man was bitten by a tiger, and his son wanted to save him, so he took a knife to kill the tiger. The man shouted from the tiger's mouth: 'Son, you can cut it easily, I'm afraid that the tiger's skin will be broken.'" Everyone laughed as they spoke.
Daoist Wu saw that he was ready to make some offerings, and said, "Officials, let's burn the paper."
On the one hand, he took out the sparse paper and said: "The sparse has been written, but who is the elder? Who is the second? Arranged, so that the novel will be written with respect and taboo."
Everyone said together: "This is naturally the senior official of Ximen."
Ximen Qing said: "This is still Xu Chi, Second Brother Ying is as big as me, and Second Brother Ying is the head of residence."
The count stuck out his tongue and said: "Master, don't kill the villain! This year, I have to talk about my wealth, where it's easy to tell! If I talk about my teeth, this is as big as me. And I'm the big brother, there is a lot of money." Two things are wrong: first, you are not as powerful and virtuous as a senior official, and all the brothers will obey you; second, I was originally called Ying Erge, but now I am the head, but I want to call Ying Dage, if two people come, one is called Ying. 'Brother Ying' and one is 'Brother Ying', should I still be 'Brother Ying' and 'Brother Ying'?"
Ximen Qing laughed and said, "You heartbroken, you only have such gossip!"
Xie Xi said: "Brother, Hugh pushed it."
Ximen Qing gave in again and again, but was forced by Hua Zixu, Earl Ying and others, so he had to be the eldest brother.The second is Earl Ying, the third is Xie Xida, and the fourth is Hua Zixu who has the money to be the fourth brother.The rest are arranged in order.Wu Daoguan finished writing the sparse paper, so he lit incense candles, and everyone lined up in order.Daoguan Wu stretched out a piece of paper and read aloud: Ximenqing, Ying Bojue, Xie Xida, Hua Zixu, Sun Tianhua, Zhu Nianshi, Yun Lishou, Wu Dian'en, Chang Zhijie, Bai Laiguang, etc. Burn incense and ask for decree.Fu Wei Taoyuan has a lot of righteousness, everyone admires him and dares to follow his style; Guan Bao has a deep love, and each surname pursues Wei and wants to share his aspirations.What's more, everyone in the world can be brothers, why is it better to have different surnames than flesh and blood?According to Juan's current government and the year, month and day, the camp prepares pigs and sheep as sacrifices, Luan controls the money, prays devoutly at the altar, and worships the God of Haotian Jinque Jade Emperor, and the five parties are on duty for the day. , all the gods in the past, relying on this true fragrance, universally observe.Although Fu Nianqing and others live in different days, they hope to die at the same time, and the promise of the alliance will be eternal;You must be rich and always think of poverty, but you always have something to rely on.The love has passed day by day and the months have come, and the friendship is as high as the sky and thick as the earth.I wish that after the self-union, there will be no special friends, and I pray that everyone will have eternal years, and every household will celebrate the boundless blessings.Wherever you are, you will be covered and sheltered, and you will be sparse.
After finishing the reading of Zhenghe Nianyue Japanese Wenshu Wu Daoguan, everyone worshiped the gods, and they worshiped eight more in front of the gods.Then send it to the gods, incinerate the money paper, and accept the blessing.Not long after, Wu Daoguan asked people to unload the pigs and sheep, chicken, fish, fruit and so on. There were two tables with big bowls and plates. Ximen Qing was at the head, and the rest sat in turn.After a while, after a few rounds of drinking, everyone guessed an order and laughed, so there is no need to elaborate.It's exactly: I saw the sunrise of Fusang, and I saw Xiyushan.When I was drunk, Qianren helped me away, and the crescent moon curved on the treetops.
During the lively drinking, Dai'an came to Ximen Qing's ear and said: "Mother asked the little one to pick up Dad, and said that San Niang is fainted today, please go home earlier."
Ximen Qing immediately stood up and said, "It's not that I broke the seat, but my third concubine was appointed to be very ill. Let's go and rest first."
I saw Hua Zixu said: "Let's go on the same road with brother, let's go together."
The count said: "You two rich men have gone, why leave us behind! Brother Hua, you sit back."
Ximen Qing said: "There is no one in his house, the two of us went together, so as not to be suspicious of his sister-in-law."
Dai An'er said: "When the little one came, Erniang also asked Tian Fu'er to prepare the horse."
I saw a young servant approaching and said to Zixu: "The horse is here, mother please go to my father's house."
So the two got up together, thanked Daoist Wu for interrupting, and raised their hands with the earl and others: "You can play as you please, let's go."
Said to go out and get on the horse.Just leave these few who chew down Mount Tai and don't thank the soil, and linger and drink in the temple.
But Ximenqing came home, said goodbye to Huazi and came in, and asked Wu Yueniang, "Why is Second Sister Zhuo so faint?"
Yue Niang said: "I said that a sick person is at home, I'm afraid you got involved with this person and got entangled there again, so I asked Dai'an to say it. It's just that every day it feels like it's coming again, and you have to stay at home to see him. "
Ximenqing listened and looked over there, staying at home for days without asking questions.
But it's too late, and it's already the tenth day of October.One day, Ximen Qing was sending a servant to ask the imperial physician to see the second sister Zhuo's illness. As soon as he walked to the hall, he saw Earl Ying walking in with a smile.Ximen Qing bowed to him and let him sit down.The count said, "Brother, how is sister-in-law?"
Ximen Qing said: "It's a bit incomprehensible to have too many points, I don't know why."
Because he asked: "How long did you leave the day before yesterday?"
The Earl said: "Chengwu Daoist stayed hard again and again, and there were two or more weathers when we left. If we were drunk, it would be better for brother to come home early."
Ximen Qingyin asked, "Have you eaten?"
The Earl couldn't say he hadn't eaten it, because he said, "Brother, try to guess."
Ximen Qing said, "Do you dare to eat it?"
The count covered his mouth and said, "It's impossible to guess."
Ximen Qing said with a smile: "It's a strange dog. If you don't eat it, you say you haven't eaten it. There are such Zhang Zhi!"
On the one hand, he called the boy: "Come and see the meal, let's eat with the second uncle."
The count said with a smile: "Otherwise we'll eat it too. We heard something rare and told my brother that I want to go and have a look with my brother."
Ximen Qing said, "What's so rare?"
The count said: "It's the big bug on Jingyang Ridge that Daoist Wu said the day before yesterday. It was beaten to death by a single person yesterday."
Ximen Qing said: "You are talking nonsense again, we don't believe it."
The earl said: "Brother, I don't believe it. Listen, wait for me to explain."
So he danced and said: "This person has a name and a surname. His surname is Wu and his name is Song, and he ranks second."
How did you take refuge in Chai Daguan's village before, how did you get sick later, how did you go to find his brother when you recovered, how did you come across Jingyanggang, how did you meet this tiger, what happened Was beaten to death by him.To put it bluntly, it was as if he had seen it with his own eyes, and it seemed that he had beaten the tiger.After finishing speaking, Ximen Qing shook his head and said, "Since that's the case, let's go and have a look with you after dinner."
The count said: "Brother, don't eat, I'm afraid you might miss it. Why don't we sit in a restaurant on the street."
Seeing Lai Xing'er come to set the table, Ximen Qing said: "Tell your mother, don't tell me to eat, and bring me some clothes to wear."
After a while, he changed his clothes and came out at the same time holding hands with the Earl.He bumped into Xie Xida on the road, and said with a smile, "Brother, do you dare to come to see Tiger Fighting?"
Ximen Qing said, "Exactly."
Xie Xi Avenue: "It's so crowded on the street."
So we went to a big restaurant facing the street and sat down together.After a while, only the sound of gongs and drums was heard, and everyone looked at it together.I saw a pair of hunters with tasseled guns swaying over, and behind them was the killed tiger, like a brocade bag, which could not be lifted by four people.On the last big white horse sits a strong man, the man who beat the tiger.Ximen Qing looked at it, bit his finger and said: "You said that if this person doesn't have the strength of a buffalo with a thousand catties, how can he move him?"
Here are three children drinking and commenting, press no questions.
How did the strong man ushered in by Shan Biao look like?But see: a masculine body, a figure of more than seven feet; a broad face and sharp edges, 24 to [-] years old.The eyes are upright, looking like two stars from a distance; holding hands together, it looks like a pair of iron peepers when looking closely.When the toes fly, the tigers and leopards in the deep mountains lose their souls; when the boxers fall, the bears and bears in the poor valley lose their souls.He wears a swastika turban on his head and two silver flowers on the hairpin; he wears a bloody robe with a red brocade on his body.
This person is none other than Wu Erlang from Yanggu County as Earl Ying said.Just to find his brother, he accidentally killed the tiger and was invited by the county magistrate.Everyone watched him welcome into the county.But it was said that at this time, when the magistrate was promoted to the hall, Wu Song got off his horse and went in, carrying the big bug in front of the hall.Seeing Wu Song's appearance, the magistrate thought to himself: "How can you beat this fierce tiger!"
Then he called Wu Song to the hall.See Bi, and tell the story of fighting the tiger from beginning to end.The officials on both sides were petrified.The county magistrate gave three glasses of wine in the hall, and gave Wu Song 50 taels of rewards from the Tuhu cashiers in the treasury.Wu Song said: "The villain relied on his father-in-law's blessing, and accidentally killed this big bug by chance. It is beyond the ability of a villain. How dare he receive these rewards! All the hunters have been punished by the husband for this beast. Why don't you give it to me?" Scattered with everyone, it also appears fair and gracious."
The county magistrate said: "Since this is the case, let me be punished by a strong man."
Wu Song took the 50 taels of reward and scattered it with all the hunters in the hall.Seeing that he is benevolent, loyal, and a hero, the magistrate wanted to praise him, so he said, "Although you are from Yanggu County, you are only a short distance away from my Qinghe County. I will join you as a police officer in my county today." The head of the capital, who is dedicated to capturing thieves and thieves in the east and west of the river, what do you think?"
Wu Song knelt and thanked him: "If you are favored and promoted, the villain will be bestowed for life."
The county magistrate immediately called the chief secretary to write a document, and on the same day, he joined Wusong as the head of the patrolling capital.All the village chiefs and households came to congratulate Wu Song and drank wine for several days.I was about to go back to Yanggu County to catch my brother, but unexpectedly I became the capital in Qinghe County again, but I was also happy.At that time, it was said that one prefecture and two counties in Dongping all knew the name of Wu Song.It's exactly: Yi Luefang, a strong hero, stands up to Jingyang Gang.Drunk to kill the tiger in the mountain, since then his fame has spread everywhere.
But he said that Wu Song was wandering in the street one day, and only heard a person behind him shouting: "Brother, the county magistrate promoted you to be the head of the patrolling capital, why don't you take care of me!"
Wu Song turned his head to see this man, and unconsciously——Xin burst from the corner of his forehead and brow, and he smiled happily.
This person is none other than Wu Song, who is going to find his direct brother Wu Da every day.However, it is said that since the brothers separated, Wuhan University has suffered from famine and moved to live in a rented house in Zishi Street, Qinghe County.People saw him as a cowardly man with a wretched appearance, so they gave him the nickname Sancun Dinggu Bark. The common saying is that his body is rough and his head and face are narrow.Just because he's so weak and simple, he's a lot of bullying.This is not a problem.Let's say that Wuhan University doesn't have much business, and carries burdens all day long to sell cooking cakes on the street to survive. Unfortunately, his wife died, leaving behind a girl, who was only 12 years old, named Ying'er, and the father and son lived together.After spending half a year, he lost his capital and moved to live in a street-facing house of Zhang Dahu's house in Dafangfang.Seeing his duty, the servants of Zhang Zhai's family often take care of him, and still sell some cooking cakes after taking care of him.Sitting on the floor in the shop in my spare time, Wuhan University flatters me all the time.Therefore, everyone in Zhang Zhai's family was very happy, and tried their best to talk to him about convenience in front of the big family.Therefore, the big households did not even ask Wu Dayao for the rent.
But it is said that this big family has tens of thousands of wealth, hundreds of houses, is about sixty years old, and has no men, feet or women around.Mother Yu's family is strict, and there is no handsome maid in the house.Because the big family often patted their chests and sighed: "I am very old and have no children. Although I have a few wealth, it will be of no use."
Mother said: "Since that's the case, I'll ask the matchmaker to buy two maids for you. They will learn how to play and sing sooner or later, and just serve you."
The big family was overjoyed and thanked his mother.After a while, my mother really called a matchmaker and bought two maids from the big family, one named Pan Jinlian and the other Bai Yulian.Yulian was twenty-eight years old, and she was born in a Lehu family. She was fair and small.This Pan Jinlian is the daughter of Pan Cai outside the south gate, she is the sixth elder sister.He was named Jinlian because he was pretty and had a pair of pretty little feet since he was a child.His father died, and his mother was barely able to survive. From the age of nine, he was sold to Wang Zhaoxuan's mansion, where he learned to play and sing, and taught him to read and write in his spare time.He is naturally clever, but at the age of 15 or 30, he can draw eyebrows and eyes, paint powder and paint, taste bamboo and silk, female workers needle fingers, know how to read and write, comb a bun, wear a button-up shirt, and make Zhang Do it well, look good.When Wang Zhaoxuan was [-] years old, Wang Zhaoxuan died, and Pan's mother fought to get out, and sold [-] taels of silver to Zhang Dahu's house, and entered the door at the same time as Yulian.The big family taught him how to play and sing, and Jinlian knew it by himself, which saved him a lot of effort.Jinlian learns the pipa and Yulian learns the zither. The two sleep together in the same room.At the beginning, Yu Shi, the mother-in-law of the head, praised the two of them very much, and adorned her body with gold and silver jewelry.Unexpectedly, Bai Yulian died the next day, leaving Jinlian alone, and grew into one, with peach blossoms on her face and crescent moon eyebrows.Every time Zhang Dahu wants to take him in, it only hinders the master's wife who is too powerful to get her.One day, the master's wife was absent from the neighbor's house, so the big family secretly called Jinlian to the room and took it.Exactly: Don't be surprised to meet late on the rooftop, Liu Lang is still old Liu Lang.
Ever since the big family adopted the golden lotus, they have unknowingly developed four or five illnesses.Those five pieces on the side?The first waist brings pain, the second brings tears, the third brings deafness, the fourth brings runny nose, and the fifth brings drips of urine.After suffering from these illnesses, the master's mother-in-law knew what was going on, yelled at the big family for several days, and beat Jinlian in every possible way.The big family knew it was not acceptable, but lost their dowry in a fit of anger, and wanted to find a suitable family to marry.The servants of the big family all said that Wuda was loyal and honest. Seeing that he had no wife and children and lived in a house, he was comparable to him.Sooner or later, this big family will still look at this girl, so they don't need a penny from Wuhan University, and marry him for nothing.Ever since this Wuhan University married Jinlian, the big family has taken good care of him.If Wuhan University doesn't have the money to make cakes, the big family will give him a tael of money privately.If Wu Daruo went out with a burden, and there was no one waiting for the big family, he went into the room to meet with Jinlian.Although Wu Da ran into him for a while, it was his licensed product, so he dared not say anything.Day and night, there are also many times.Suddenly one day the big family suffered from Yin-cold disease and died.The master's mother-in-law found out what happened, and angrily ordered the family boy to drive Jinlian and Wuda out immediately.Therefore, Wuhan University found a house for the prince's relatives in the west of Zishi Street, rented two rooms inside and outside, and still sold cooking cakes.
It turns out that Jin Lian married herself to Wu Da, and seeing him blindly honest and obscene, she hated him very much and often got along with him.The big complainer: "There is no man in the world, why do you marry me to such a guy! Every day, he won't walk away, and he will go backwards. He just eats wine blindly, but he doesn't move when he is tight. Slave I regretted it in that life, but married him! It's so hard!"
Often no one is there, and I sing "Hillside Sheep" as proof: I think back then, when the marriage was mismatched, the slaves looked at you like a man.It's not that the slave is praising himself, how can he match a crow with a phoenix!Nuzhen gold is buried in the soil, he is a piece of high-grade copper, how can it compare with my gold!He was originally a stubborn rock, but you are so lucky to hold my suet jade body!It seems that Ganoderma lucidum grows on dung.However, let him do what he wants, after all, it is not beautiful to be servile.Hearing: A slave is a gold brick, how can it be compared to a clay foundation!
The judge heard: "All the women in the world, if they have some color, are endowed with intelligence, and are matched with a good man, that's all. If they are like Wuhan University, even though they are easy to kill, they will be somewhat disgusted."Since ancient times, there are few good people and talented people who are compatible with each other, and those who buy gold can't match those who sell gold.
Wuhan University carries the burden of going out to sell cooking cakes every day, and returns at night.The woman sent Wu Da to go out every day, and she only ate melon seeds under the curtain, and exposed the pair of little golden lotus all the way to seduce the prodigal children. How does a good piece of mutton end up in a dog's mouth?"
Greasy words, everything is not spoken.Therefore, Wuhan University can't live in Zishi Street, so I have to move to another place and discuss it with my wife.The woman said: "The thief Wonton doesn't know anything. If you rent someone's house and live in a shallow house, you can know that there is a villain! It's better to add a few taels of silver to see what is appropriate. In the code, he lives in two rooms, but he is more dignified." , from being bullied.”
Wu Dao: "Is there a Qian Dian room in my place?"
The woman said: "Bah! I guess, you are a man, you can't move around, and you often get angry with your old lady. If you don't have any money, you can make up my hairpin and comb. What's the problem! It won't be too late if you have it later. "
Hearing what his wife said, Wu Da immediately pooled up a dozen taels of silver to live in four houses on the upper and lower floors in front of the gate of Diande County.The second floor is the building, two small courtyards, very clean.
Since Wuhan University moved to the West Street of the county, it still sells cooking cakes for a living, and doesn't want to bump into its own brother today.When the brothers met each other that day, they were overjoyed.On the one hand, he was invited to the house and asked to sit upstairs, and Jinlian was called out from the room to meet Wu Song.Yin said: "The one who killed the tiger on Jingyang Ridge the day before yesterday was your uncle. Today is the new one, he is my mother and brother."
The woman crossed her hands forward and said, "Wanfu, Uncle."
Wu Song bowed down and bowed down.The woman supported Wu Song and said, "Uncle, please get up and kill the servants."
Wu Song said: "Sister-in-law accepts the gift."
The two ministers gave way for a while, and they both kowtowed.After a while, the little girl greeted her with tea, and they ate.Wu Song saw that the woman was very alluring, so he just lowered his head.Not long after, Wuhan University arranged wine and meals to entertain Wu Song.
During the conversation, Wu University went downstairs to buy food and wine, left the woman behind, and sat upstairs alone with Wu Song.Seeing Wu Song's dignified figure and handsome appearance, he also thought that he had the strength of a thousand catties after all to kill the tiger.He didn't say anything, but thought about it in his heart: "A brother born to one mother, how could he give birth to the dingshu in my house that is less than a foot in length, three parts are like a human and seven parts are like a ghost, and he was hit by the plague in the slave world! Now it looks like Wu Song is such a strong man, why don't you ask him to move to my house? I think this marriage is here."
So he laughed and asked, "Uncle, where do you live now? Who will take care of the daily meals?"
Wu Songdao: "Wu Erxin filled the capital and promised his boss every day that it was inconvenient to live elsewhere, so he randomly found a place in front of the county, and sent two local soldiers to serve and cook meals every day."
The woman said: "Uncle, why don't you move to live at home? The provincial soldiers serve in front of the county to cook and marinate. If you live in the family, it will be more convenient when you want some soup and water in the morning and evening. Even if the slave's family arranges to eat with uncle, it is also clean. "
Wu Song said: "Thank you very much, sister-in-law."
The woman said again: "Is there an aunt somewhere else? Please come and meet me."
Wu Songdao: "Wu Er was never married."
The woman said: "How young is uncle?"
Wu Songdao: "I wasted 28 years old."
The woman said: "It turns out that uncle is three years old. Where did uncle come from?"
Wu Songdao: "I have lived in Cangzhou for more than a year. I just want my brother to live in the old house, and I don't want to move here."
The woman said: "It's hard to say. Ever since I married your elder brother, he was so good at eating him, and I was bullied by others, so I came here. If my uncle is so strong, who would dare to say no!"
Wu Songdao: "My brother has always done his duty, not like Wu Song."
The woman laughed and said, "What's the upside down! As the saying goes: No man is strong, and he can't live long. My family is quick-tempered all my life, and I look down on those who don't look back after three strikes, and turn around after four strikes." Wu Song said: "My brother doesn't cause trouble. Lest my sister-in-law worry."
The two exchanged words upstairs.There are poems as proof: Uncles and sisters-in-law meet by chance, and Jiao Rao shows off her appearance.Selfishness wants to have a happy meeting, and secretly catches Wu Song with evil words.
It is said that Jin Lian was talking upstairs with Wu Song, and I saw Wu Da bought some meat, vegetable and fruit cakes and went home.Put it in the kitchen, go upstairs, and shout: "Sister-in-law, come down for a while."
The woman replied: "Look at that uncle who doesn't know anything, he has no one to accompany him here, but he left it to me."
Wu Song said: "Sister-in-law, please help me."
The woman said: "Why don't you go to the wall and ask Ganniang Wang to arrange it? It's just so inconvenient."
Wu Da then went to the central wall to invite Wang Po to come.The arrangements are correct, and they are all brought upstairs and placed on the table. They are nothing more than fish, fruit, vegetable, snacks and the like.Then the hot wine was served.Wu Da asked the woman to sit in the main seat, Wu Song faced the table, and Wu Da fought horizontally.The three sat down and poured the wine, and Wu Da sifted the wine in front of everyone.The woman picked up the wine and said: "Uncle, don't blame me, I don't care much, please have a glass of water and wine."
Wu Song said: "Thank you sister-in-law, Hugh said so."
Wu Da only sifted the wine up and down, the woman had a pleasant smile on her face, and said all the time, "Uncle, why don't you pick a piece of meat and fruit?"
The picked ones will be delivered.Wu Song is a straightforward man who only treats each other as relatives and sisters-in-law.Who would have thought that this woman was born as a servant girl, she is used to pettiness.I also don't want this woman to attract people's hearts.The woman had a few glasses of wine with Wu Song, her eyes only on Wu Song's body.Wu Song couldn't bear it, so he had to lower his head.After eating for a while, the wine was exhausted, so I got up.Wu Dao: "Second brother is fine, let's have a few more drinks."
Wu Song said: "Sheng Shou, let me visit my brother and sister-in-law again."
Send them all downstairs.Outside the door, the woman said: "Uncle is determined to move in. If he doesn't move, we will be laughed at by others. Brothers are hard to compare with others, and it is good to compete with us."
Wu Song said: "Since my sister-in-law is kind, I will bring my luggage tonight."
The woman said: "I am waiting here, slave!"
It's exactly: full of wild ideas, no one knows, at what time does Bi Taochun bloom by itself.
(End of this chapter)
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