Jinpingmei

Chapter Two
The word said: Furong noodles, ice and snow skin, born in Pingting years.Curly leaning against the door.The plum blossoms half contain pistils, seeming to open and close.When I saw the curtain for the first time, I was still shy; when I passed the building, I was so happy to receive it.Walking is also suitable, standing is also suitable, sitting is also suitable, and cuddling is more suitable.

It is said that Wu Song came to the inn in front of the county that day, packed up his luggage and bedding, handed over to the local soldiers to pick him up, and led him to his brother's house.When the woman saw it, she was as happy as if she found a golden treasure. She cleaned a room and settled down with Wu Song.Wu Song ordered the soldiers to go back, and stayed overnight at his brother's house that night.Waking up early the next day, the woman also got up in a hurry and cooked soup and clean noodles with him.Wu Song washed and washed the wrapping, and went out to paint in the county.The woman said: "Uncle drew a mao, come home earlier for breakfast, don't eat elsewhere."

Wu Song responded.After finishing painting in the county, I waited all morning, and when I got home, the woman made arrangements for dinner.The three of them ate together, and the woman held a cup of tea with both hands and handed it to Wu Song.Wu Song said: "Being handed over to my sister-in-law, Wu Song can't sleep or eat. Tomorrow, I will send a local soldier to order."

The woman kept shouting: "Uncle, how can you be so fussy! My own flesh and blood, and I don't serve others. Although there is this little girl who welcomes her, the slave family sees him getting things and things, walking around, and doesn't rely on him." .Even if the local soldiers are called, the pot and the stove are not clean, and the slaves don't look down on such people."

Wu Songdao: "Ye's sister-in-law was born."

There are poems to prove it: Wu Song's appearance is so romantic, and his sister-in-law's lust is unacceptable.Win back to live at home, Acacia often see thick quilt.

Don't bother talking.Since Wu Song moved to live in his brother's house, he took some money out to Wuhan University to buy cakes, tea and fruits, and invite the neighbors on both sides.Dudou elements came to befriend Wu Song.Wuhan University has arranged to return to the meeting again, which is no problem.After a few days, Wu Song took out a colorful piece of cloth to make clothes with his sister-in-law.The woman burst into laughter and said, "Uncle, how can you do that! Since it's given to my servant, I dare not refuse it."

I had no choice but to accept it, and wished all the best.From then on, Wu Song only stayed at his brother's house to rest.Wu Dayi went to the street to sell cooking cakes.Wu Song went to the county every day to take on errands, whether it was late or early, the women had tea and dinner, and happily served Wu Song, but Wu Song felt sorry for it.The woman often spoke to him with words, Wu Song is a hard-hearted straight man.

Words are long, words are short.I don't think it's been more than a month. Looking at the weather in November, the wind has picked up day by day, and I can see that the clouds are densely covered, and the next day is snowing.so heavy snow!How do you know?But see: Wanli is covered with snow, and the sky is full of auspicious curtains.Qionghua pieces dance on the front eaves.When the Shanxi River is at this time, we will moisten the sluggish son and help the boat.In an instant, the buildings and platforms were overwhelmed, and the rivers and mountains were connected with silver.Flying salt and powder all over the sky.At that time, Lv Mengzheng sighed that there was no money in the kiln.

The snow fell at one o'clock that day, but it was already making up the world with silver, and jade crushed the world.The next day Wu Song went to the county to paint his hair, and did not return until the middle of the day.Wu Da was kicked out by his wife early to do business, so Yang and Wang Po bought some wine and meat, and went to Wu Song's room to set up a pot of charcoal fire.I thought to myself: "I'm really teasing him today, I'm not afraid that he won't be emotional."

The woman stood alone under the curtain coldly, and saw Wu Song in the snow, stepping back on the chaotic Qiong and broken jade.The woman pushed up the curtain, and said with a smile, "Uncle, is it cold?"

Wu Song said: "Thank you sister-in-law for your concern."

When you get in, you remove the felt lier.The woman took it with her hand, and Wu Song said, "Don't bother me, sister-in-law."

Since I brushed off the snow, I hung it on the wall.Immediately, he untied the wrapping belt, took off his parrot green silk quilted jacket, and went into the room.The woman said: "I waited all morning, why didn't uncle come back for breakfast?"

Wu Songdao: "An acquaintance invited me to dinner in the morning, but only made another cup. I was impatient and kept walking home."

The woman said: "Since that's the case, please uncle to the fire."

Wu Song said: "Exactly."

Then he took off his oil boots, changed a pair of socks, put on warm shoes, put on a stool, and sat on the ground near the brazier.The woman ordered Ying'er to lock the front door and close the back door.But he brought some cooked vegetables into the room and put them on the table.Wu Song asked, "Where did brother go?"

The woman said: "Your brother went out to do business and didn't come back. My uncle and I ate three cups by ourselves."

Wu Songdao: "It's not too late for Yifa to wait for Brother to come home to eat."

The woman said, "He's waiting there!"

It's not over yet, only to see that Ying'er and daughter have warmed up a shot of wine.Wu Song said: "Teach my sister-in-law to worry too much."

The woman also picked up a stool and sat near the fire.There were cups and trays on the table, and the woman held a cup of wine in her hand, looked at Wu Song and said, "Uncle, drink this cup to the brim."

Wu Song took the wine and drank it down.The woman sifted another glass of wine and said, "It's cold, uncle drank a pair of glasses."

Wu Song said: "Sister-in-law invites you."

Take another gulp.Wu Song sifted a glass of wine and handed it to the woman.The woman took the wine and sipped it, but poured it out again with a note and placed it in front of Wu Song.The woman exposed her breasts all the way, and Yun Huan was half naked, with a smile on her face, she said: "I heard people say that uncle has a singer in the county street, is there such a thing?"

Wu Song said: "Sister-in-law, don't listen to other people's nonsense, I, Wu Er, have never been such a person."

The woman said: "I don't believe it! I'm afraid that uncle's words don't match his heart."

Wu Songdao: "When my sister-in-law doesn't believe me, just ask my brother."

The woman said: "Oh, don't talk about him. What do you know? It's like being drunk! If he knows, he won't sell cooking cakes. Uncle, please drink."

I even sifted three or four cups and drank it.The woman also drank three glasses of wine, which aroused her heart, so she could bear it.Desire is like fire, only gossip.Wu Song also knew eight or nine points, and he only lowered his head, but did not come to solicit.The woman got up to warm the wine.Wu Song is in his room, but he is holding a fire with chopsticks.The woman warmed up a bottle of wine for a long time, and when she came into the room, she held the bottle in one hand, and pinched Wu Song's shoulder with the other, and said, "Uncle only wears these clothes, isn't it cold?"

Wu Song was already five or seven points uncomfortable, so he ignored him.Seeing that he didn't respond, the woman grabbed the fire chopsticks with one hand, and said, "Uncle, you don't know how to start a fire, so I'll stir the fire with you. Just heat it up like a brazier."

Wu Song was eight or nine points anxious, so he just kept silent.The woman didn't look at Wu Song's anxiety, so she dropped the fire chopsticks, sifted a glass of wine, took a sip, and left half of the wine, looked at Wu Song and said: "If you want to, eat half of my leftover wine. "

Wu Song snatched it away, threw it on the ground and said, "Sister-in-law, don't be so shameless!"

Just push the hand, and push the woman over for a while.Wu Song opened his eyes and said, "Wu Er is a man with his teeth on his head and his hair on his head, not some kind of pig or dog who corrupts customs and hurts human relations! Sister-in-law, please don't be so shameless. For this kind of deed, if there is any trouble, I will take care of you!" The two eyes recognize the sister-in-law, but the fist does not recognize the sister-in-law!"

The woman's face turned red after hearing his few words, so she asked Ying'er to clean up the dish, and said in her mouth: "I'm just playing tricks on myself. If I'm not straight, I'll take it seriously. How disrespectful!"

I took the guy and went to the kitchen.Exactly: Luo Hua intentionally follows the flowing water, while the flowing water loves the falling flowers mercilessly.

Seeing that the woman was hooking up with Wu Song, she didn't move, but he robbed her of it.Wu Song was angry in the room, thinking to himself.It was time to apply for license cards, and Wuhan University came back from the heavy snow with a load on its shoulders.Pushing open the door and coming in, put down the burden, went inside, saw the woman's eyes were red from crying, and asked, "Who are you making trouble with?"

The woman said: "It's all because of you, who are not dishonorable. Foreigners came to bully me."

Wu Dao: "Who dares to bully you?"

The woman said: "Who is Qingzhi? Zhengnai Wuer. When I saw him coming back from the heavy snow, I kindly arranged some wine and food to eat with him. When he saw no one around, he teased me with words. Ying'er saw it with his own eyes. , I don't blame him."

Wu Dao: "My brother is not such a person, he has always been honest. Don't speak loudly, begging the neighbors to hear the joke."

Wu Da left the woman behind, so he came to Wu's second room and shouted, "Second brother, have you ever eaten dim sum? I'll have some with you."

Wu Song just kept silent, thought for a while, and went out the door.Wu Da shouted, "Second brother, where are you going?"

He didn't agree either, and just kept going.Wu Da went back to the room and asked the woman, "I told him he shouldn't, but just looked at the road in the county. I don't know why?"

The woman scolded: "Thieves wontons! What's so hard to see? That guy was ashamed, and he didn't have the face to see you, so he went out. I guess he must have someone come to carry his luggage, so he doesn't want to live here. But he didn't ask you to stay here." he?"

Wu Dao: "He moved away, begging others to laugh at him."

The woman scolded: "Chaotic sprites, he came to tease me, so he didn't want to be laughed at by others! If you want to go with him, I can't be such a person! You gave me a divorce paper, and you keep him for yourself." That's it."

Wuhan University dares to speak again.He was scolded countdown by this woman.The couple were chattering at home, when Wu Song led a soldier with a shoulder pole to the room to pack his luggage and then went out.Wu Da came out and called out, "Second brother, why did you move here?"

Wu Songdao: "Brother, don't ask. Speaking of it, it's your pretense. I'll just let myself go."

If Wu University dared to ask Bei Xi again, Wu Song moved out.The woman murmured and cursed inside: "But that's fine, it's just that it's hard to convert debts, people don't know how a brother can support his brother and sister-in-law when he is a boss, but he doesn't know how to chew on others! It's just that the flower papaya is empty and beautiful. If you move it, thank the world, and let the enemy leave your eyes."

Seeing his wife speak like that, Wu Da couldn't let it go for some reason.Ever since Wu Song moved to the inn in front of the county to rest, Wu Da Ziyi went to the street to sell cooking cakes.I was about to go to the county to talk to my brother, but this woman repeatedly told me not to solicit him, so Wuhan University didn't dare to look for Wu Song.

It is said that since Wu Song moved away from his brother's house, it has been more than ten days since he twirled his fingers and didn't feel the snow clear.However, it has been more than two years since the magistrate of this county took office, and he has transferred a lot of gold and silver.At first, I was afraid of villains on the road, and I needed a strong person to go, but suddenly I remembered Dutou Wusong, I needed this person to do this.On the same day, Wu Song was called to the yamen to discuss: "I have a relative who is an official in Tokyo. His surname is Zhu Mingying. Seeing that he is a captain in front of the palace, he wants to send a load of gifts and a letter to say hello. I'm afraid it won't work on the way. , if you have to go. Don't excuse your hard work, and I will reward you when you come back."

Wu Song replied: "The villain has to be favored and promoted, but how dare he refuse! Since he was sent, he just went."

The county magistrate was overjoyed, and gave Wu Song three glasses of wine, and ten taels of road fare.No problem.

Let's say that Wu Song received the words of the county magistrate, went out of the county gate, and called the local soldiers, but came to the street to buy a bottle of wine and vegetables, and went to the Wu family.When Wu Da came back from the street, he saw Wu Song sitting on the ground in front of the door, and handed over the local soldiers to the kitchen to make arrangements.The woman was still in love, and when she saw Wu Song bringing the wine and food, she thought to herself: "Could this guy miss me? Otherwise, why did he come back again? I'll ask him slowly in the future."

The woman then went upstairs to re-mix the noodles, then adjusted the girl, changed into some colored clothes, and came to the door to meet Wu Song.The woman bowed and said: "Uncle, I met you by mistake for some reason. I didn't come to the door for several days, and I didn't care about it. I am happy to have my uncle come home today. What are you doing with the bad money?"

Wu Songdao: "Wu Er has something to say, I'm here to tell my brother."

The woman said: "In that case, please sit upstairs."

When the three of them came upstairs, Wu Song asked his elder brother and sister-in-law to sit up first, and then he kicked his cock and beat him.The native soldiers put out wine and rice together.Wu Song persuaded his brother and sister-in-law to eat.The woman turned her eyes to Wu Song, who only cared about drinking.After several rounds of drinking, Wu Song asked Yinger for a cup of persuasion, and asked the soldier to hold a cup of wine in his hand, and looked at Wu Dao: "Brother, Wu Er is on a business trip to Tokyo today from the magistrate of Meng County, and he will leave tomorrow , usually two or three months, at least one month back, I have something to tell you. You have always been cowardly, I am not at home, I am afraid that outsiders will bully you. If you sell ten cages of cooking cakes every day, you From tomorrow onwards, only make five cages and go out, go out late and return early every day, and don’t drink with others. When you get home, you lower the curtain and close the door early, so you can save a lot of right and wrong. If someone bullies you, don’t Argue with him, and when I come back, reason with him yourself. When you obey me, big brother, drink this cup to the full!"

Wu Da took the wine and said: "Brother sees it, I will follow what you say."

After a glass of wine, Wu Song poured a second glass of wine and said to the woman, "Sister-in-law is a delicate person, so there is no need for Wu Song to talk about it. My brother is simple, and his sister-in-law is the master. My sister-in-law decides the family, what does my brother worry about! Don't you hear the ancient saying: "a fence cannot enter a dog."

When the woman heard this, her ears turned red, and her face turned purple in a moment. She pointed at Wu Da and cursed: "You are a chaotic thing. What can you say elsewhere? Come and bully my old lady! I am a man without a headscarf." Such a manly man, a woman who is clanging! She can stand upright on her fists and walk fast on her arms. It’s not that the pus and blood can’t be squeezed out! Since my old lady married Wuhan University, an ant dare not come into the house, what? The fence is not strong enough for dogs to get in? Don’t talk nonsense, every sentence will fall! Throw a brick, and each one will fall to the ground!”

Wu Song said with a smile: "It's best if my sister-in-law decides. As long as my heart and mouth agree. If that's the case, I, Wu Song, remember what my sister-in-law said. Please have this cup."

The woman pushed the wine cup away with one hand, ran downstairs, went to the Hu ladder and said: "Since you are smart, you don't know that your elder sister-in-law is your mother. When I first married Wuhan University, I never heard anything small." Uncle, where can I get there? If you are a relative or not, you have to be Qiao's father-in-law. It's my old lady's bad luck to bump into so many troubles!"

Weeping and went downstairs.It's exactly: Jin Lian's bitter remonstrance caused a storm of resentment.I can't sit still in embarrassment, and kill the hero's second brother in anger.

The woman made many tricks.After several glasses of wine, Wu Da and Wu Song couldn't sit still, so they all came downstairs, and the brothers left in tears.Wu Dao: "Brother is gone, come back early and meet you."

Wu Song said: "Brother, it doesn't matter if you don't do business, you just sit at home. If you ask for money, brother will send someone to send it to you."

Before leaving, Wu Song ordered again: "Brother, don't forget my words, and be careful at home."

Wu Dao: "It's okay."

Wu Song resigned from Wuhan University, went back to the lower part of the county, packed his luggage and self-defense equipment.The next day, I received a gift from the magistrate, a stack of gold and silver camels, asked for a journey, got up and went to Tokyo, no matter what.

It’s just that since my brother Wu Song told me about it, Wuhan University has been scolded by that woman for three or four days.Wu Da swallowed his anger, let him scold himself, and only obeyed his brother's words. He only made half of the cakes and went out every day, and came back before it was too late.After resting, he removed the curtain first, closed the door, and came to sit in the room.Seeing this, the woman became anxious and scolded: "I don't know the time and turbid things! I have never seen it. The sun closed the prison door for half a day, and I also laughed at the neighbors, saying that my house has forbidden ghosts." .I believe your brother said that the egg beak is empty, and you are not afraid of being ridiculed by others!"

Wu Dao: "It doesn't matter if he laughs, my brother said a good thing, so it saves a lot of trouble."

The woman spat on her face and said: "Bah! You are a man! You don't make decisions yourself, but you are at the mercy of others!"

Wu Da waved his hand and said: "Let him, my brother speaks the language of gold and stone."

It turned out that after Wu Song left, Wu University just left early every day and closed the door when he got home.The woman was so angry that she got angry with him a few times.I was used to being backward and noisy, and from then on, when the woman came back from Wuhan University, she first went to close the curtain and close the door.Seeing Wu Da, he was also secretly happy in his heart, thinking: "Is it not good for you?"

There are poems to prove it: Be cautious and close the door and return early, and the love in front of you is separated from Cui Wei.The heart of spring is a bit chaotic, and the cage is always empty.

The white horse passed by, the sun and the moon flew like a shuttle, only to see the plum blossoms, and the weather returned to the sun early.One day, when the spring was bright and beautiful in March, Jin Lian was dressed up and stood under the curtain in front of the door just waiting for Wuhan University to go out.About the time he came back, he drew down the curtain and went to sit in the room.One day it was time to have something to do, but a person came from under the curtain.Since ancient times, there has been no coincidence, and the marriage should be matched.The woman was holding the fork pole in her hand to put the curtain, when suddenly a gust of wind knocked down the fork pole, the woman couldn't hold it firmly, and hit the man on the head because of improper handling.The woman hurriedly laughed with her, and looked at the man, who was also 25 or [-] years old, and he was very carefree.He wears a tasseled hat on his head, a golden bell hairpin, and a golden well jade railing ring; he has a long waist and wears green pleats; under his feet are Chenqiao shoes with thin knotted soles and clear water cloth socks; The Jinchuan fan is more and more like Zhang Sheng's face and Pan An's appearance.Desirable person, flirtatiously throws a wink from under the curtain.The man was hit on the head with a fork, and he stood still. When he was about to attack, he turned around and saw that he was a beautiful and enchanting woman.But I saw his black temples, the emerald crescent moon eyebrows, the fragrant cherry mouth, the straight Qiongyao nose, the thick pink and red cheeks, and the delicate silver basin face, curling up gently. Flower body, jade slender onion branches, twisted willow waist, soft and thick pink white belly, narrow star-pointed feet, fleshy breasts, white legs, and a tight, white Fresh and dark, I don't know what it is.I can't get enough of this woman's face.Let's see how he dresses up?But see: wearing black oily hair in a bun on the head, with fragrant clouds flowing out all the way, and small hairpins all around.Wear a parallel head flower obliquely, and push back with a grass comb.Difficult to describe, willow-leaf eyebrows set off by two peach blossoms.The Linglong pendant is the most praiseworthy, and the exposed crisp jade chest is priceless.Maoqing cloth big-sleeved shirt, and short Xiang skirt lined with rolled silk yarn.The cuffs of the flowered sweat towel are stabbed.The sachet hangs low beside it.The tube top is heavily buttoned and fragrant under the throat.Looking down, the little feet of the golden lotus are pointed and pointed, and the cloud head is cleverly chasing mountain crows.The shoes are white silk with high soles, and Bu Xiangchen sets off the tread.The red gauze knee trousers buckle the oriole flowers, and the wind blows the skirt when you sit and walk.The mouth is often sprayed with different musk deer, and the cherry mouth is smiling with flowers.When people see it, their souls fly away, and they show off and kill their pretty friends.

When the man saw it, he turned half-hearted at first, the anger had already penetrated into the country of Java, and turned into a smiling face.The woman knew it was true, she crossed her arms and looked at him, bowed deeply, and said: "The slave's family was accidentally missed by the wind, and I missed the official, don't blame it!"

The man straightened his turban with his hands, bent his waist on the ground and said: "Maybe, please help me, lady."

But she was seen by the woman who sells tea on the wall.The old woman laughed and said, "Which high-ranking official from Wu's family beat this roof? Well done!"

The man laughed and said, "It's my fault. Don't blame me for a momentary collision, my lady."

The woman replied: "Officials don't take responsibility."

The man laughed and sang loudly again, and responded: "The villain dare not."

That pair of thieves' eyes, which have been flirting with flowers and grass for many years, and who are used to looking at the coquettish style, never leave the woman's body, and they turned around seven or eight times before leaving, only to sway to cover the fan and go.

The wind is fine and the sun is wandering, and I sometimes feel shy from under the curtain.Just because the eyes turn before leaving, the spring heart is not free.

At that time, the woman saw the ups and downs of life, her words were sweet, and she was even more nostalgic: "I don't know the name of this man, and where he lives. If he doesn't have my affection, he won't look back seven or eight times when he leaves. .”

But he couldn't see the person under the curtain, so he closed the curtain, closed the door, and went back to his room.

The judge heard, who do you think this person is?But it turned out to be the team leader who ridiculed the wind and the moon, the marshal who picked up greenery to find fragrance, and the official Ximen who opened a herbal medicine shop and doubled his surname as Ximen Dan, tabooing the word Qing.Just because his third concubine Zhuo and his second sister died, he was sent to be cheated, and he was unhappy, so he went out to walk on the street, and wanted to find Earl Ying to go there to relax and play.But he passed by the gate of martial arts, and didn't want to hit him on the head all of a sudden.But he said that since seeing the woman under the curtain, the senior official of Ximen went home and thought, "How can you succeed in such a daughter?"

Suddenly he remembered the old lady who sells tea on the wall, it can be so, so, so and so: "If we can make this happen, I will spend a few taels of silver to thank him, it's not worth it."

So he didn't even eat, went out to wander in the street, went straight to Wang Po's tea house, and sat down under the water curtain inside.Wang Po said with a smile: "It's the big officials who sing so well!"

Ximen Qingdao: "Godmother, come here, let me ask you, whose wife is this girl in Jianbi?"

Wang Po said: "He is the sister of King Yan Luo, the daughter of General Wu Dao, ask him what?"

Ximen Qing said: "I'm telling you the truth, don't make fun of me."

Wang Po said: "Why don't senior officials recognize him? His husband sells cooked food in front of the county."

Ximen Qing said: "Could it be Xu San's wife who sells jujube cakes?"

Wang Po waved her hand and said, "No, if it were him, they would be a couple too. The officials will guess again."

Ximen Qing said, "You dare to be Mrs. Li San who sells glutinous rice?"

Wang Po shook her hand and said, "No, if it were him, it would be a pair."

Ximen Qing said: "Could it be Liu Xiaoer's mother-in-law?"

Wang Po laughed and said, "No, if it were him, they would be a couple again. The officials will guess again."

Ximen Qing said: "Mother, I really can't guess."

Wang Po laughed and said, "I'll let the officials know. His Gai Lao is Wu Dalang who sells cooking cakes on the street."

Ximen Qing listened, stumbled and said with a smile: "Could it be that people call him a three-inch dingu bark Wuhan University?"

Wang Po said: "It's him."

When Ximen Qing heard this, he cried bitterly and said, "How could such a piece of mutton fall into the mouth of a dog!"

Wang Po said: "It's such a story. Since ancient times, a handsome horse has carried an idiot away, and a beautiful wife often sleeps with a clumsy husband. The moon is always so cooperative."

Ximen Qing said: "Godmother, how much money for tea and fruit should I owe you?"

Wang Po said: "Not much, let him take a break, but it's okay."

Ximen Qing asked again, "Who did your son Wang Chao go out with?"

Wang Po said: "No, I followed a guest from the Huai River, and I haven't returned yet, and I don't know whether I will live or die."

Ximen Qing said: "But if you don't tell him and me, that kid is really smart."

Wang Po said: "It will be very good if he is promoted by high officials."

Ximen Qing said: "Wait until he comes back, but don't care about it."

After finishing speaking, thank you and get up and go.

About two hours later, he went to the head of Wang Po's gate again, and the person sitting by the curtain moved towards the gate of Wu for a while.Wang Po came out and said, "Master, would you like plum soup?"

Ximen Qing said, "It's better to add more sour taste."

Wang Po made plum soup and handed it to Ximen Qing to eat.Putting down the cup, Ximen Qing said: "Mother, your plum soup is well cooked, how many are in the room?"

Wang Po smiled and said: "I have been a matchmaker for a lifetime, so I can't ask for it in the house!"

Ximen Qing laughed and said, "I asked you about the plum soup, but you said you were a matchmaker, how bad it is!"

Wang Po said: "I only hear high officials asking how well the matchmaker is doing."

Ximen Qingdao: "Godmother, you are not only a matchmaker, but also a head matchmaker with me, and you have a good relationship with me. I thank you very much."

Wang Po said: "Look at this high-ranking official's play! The eldest lady in your house found out, how can the old woman have such a slap in the face!"

Ximen Qing said: "My eldest lady has the best personality. Seeing that there are a few people around me at home today, but none of them are my favorite. You are so good, you can argue with me, and it's okay to talk about it. If you turn around People are fine, as long as they please me."

Wang Po said: "It's good to have one the day before yesterday. I'm afraid the officials don't want it."

Ximen Qing said: "If it's a good time, you can make it with me, and I will thank you from the bottom of my heart."

Wang Po said: "Twelve-point talents are born, but they are older."

Ximen Qing said: "Since ancient times, half-aged beauties can be with each other, even if they are one or two years old, it doesn't matter. How old are you really?"

Wang Po said: "The lady is Ding Haisheng, who is a pig, and she is 93 years old in the new year."

Ximen Qing said with a smile: "Look at this old lady Feng, she just makes fun of her face."

After finishing speaking, Ximen Qing smiled and got up to go.

Seeing that it was getting late, Wang Po had just turned on the lamp and was about to close the door when Ximen Qing came over again, went to sit on the stool under the curtain, and just stared at the front of the Wumen Gate.Wang Po said: "Do you want a high-ranking official to eat Hehe soup?"

Ximen Qing said: "It's the best! The godmother should make it sweeter."

Wang Po hurriedly took a bell to eat with Ximenqing.Sitting until late at night, she got up and said, "Godmother, I have recorded the account, and I will pay back the money tomorrow."

Wang Po said: "Let it be arranged by him, Fu Wei, please discuss it in the future."

Ximen Qing laughed.When I got home, I was very restless, and my heart was only on the woman.It was his eldest wife, Yueniang, who saw him so out of place, she only thought it was because of the death of Second Sister Zhuo, and didn't pay attention to it.Nothing to say that night.

In the early morning of the next day, Wang Po just opened the door, and when she looked out, she saw Ximen Qing walking back and forth in front of the street.Wang Po said: "This brush is tight! You see, I put some sweet sugar on this guy's nose, and he can't resist it. That guy is all taking advantage of the county people, and I hand him some money from the old lady. I don't like it." He is a couple of romantic and money envoys."

It turns out that the lady who opened the tea house didn't keep her duty. She was a matchmaker, a saleswoman, and a matchmaker for many years. I can't see what this woman is capable of.But see: bully Lu Jia with his words, and beat Sui He with his words.Only relying on talking about the six countries, all relying on three tongues.A luan and a phoenix will fight and become a pair in an instant; widows and widowers will make the right remarks.Xie envoys the inner daughter of the Sanli Gate, and the immortal in the Hall of Zhemo Jiugui.The golden boy who served the incense in the Jade Emperor's Palace dragged his arm; it was rumored in the Queen Mother's Palace that the Jade Girl hugged her waist.A little treachery was used to make the arhat hug the bhikkhuni; then he used the mechanism to hand over Li Tianwang to hold the devil's mother.With sweet words and seductive words, men like Feng She are also interested; soft words are melodious, and women are like Magu, who must be sexually promiscuous.Hiding her head and showing her tail, teasing ladies to hurt lovesickness; sending warmth and stealing cold, teasing Chang'e to steal men.

The old woman was opening the door and was arranging the tea pots in the tea bureau. Zhang saw Ximen Qing wandering around a few times, then ran under the water curtain of the tea bureau, facing the head of the Wumen Gate, kept looking inside the curtain.Wang Po just pushed but didn't see it, she just fanned the flames in the tea bureau and didn't come out to ask for tea.Ximen Qing called out, "Godmother, order me two cups of tea."

Wang Po replied: "A senior official is here? I haven't seen you for a few days. Please sit down."

After a while, I ordered two cups of thick tea and put them on the table.Ximen Qing said: "Mother, please accompany me to have tea."

Wang Po laughed and said, "I'm not what you alluded to, how can I have tea with you?"

Ximen Qing also laughed, and asked after a while, "Mother, what is Jianbi selling?"

Wang Po said: "His family sells pan-fried ammanzi, dried meat dumplings wrapped with vegetables and meat, and clam noodles, which are hot, warm and spicy."

Ximen Qing smiled and said, "Look at Mrs. Feng, it's just wind."

Wang Po smiled and said, "I'm not windy, and his family has a husband."

Ximen Qing said: "Let me tell you the truth. His family makes good pancakes in the same way. I want to ask him to buy [-] or [-] pancakes."

Wang Po said: "If you want to buy cooking cakes, wait for him to come back from the street to buy them for a while, why go to the door!"

Ximen Qing said: "What Godmother said is true."

After drinking tea, I sat down for a while and got up to go.

For a long time, Wang Po stared coldly in the tea room. He walked eastward in front of the door, took a look, then turned westward, and again and again, walking seven or eight times in a row.After a while, I went into the tea room.Wang Po said: "It's a fluke for the officials, we haven't seen each other for several days."

Ximenqing started laughing, went to his side and took out one or two pieces of silver, handed it to Wang Po, and said, "Mother, please take the money for making tea."

Wang Po smiled and said, "Why do you lose so much!"

Ximen Qing said: "If there are too many, the godmother only cares about keeping them."

The mother-in-law secretly said: "Come here, this brush will be defeated. And collect the money, and make rent with my old lady tomorrow."

He said: "I think the senior officials seem to have something on their minds."

Ximen Qing said: "How can the mother guess it?"

The mother-in-law said: "It's so difficult to guess! Since ancient times, don't ask about the prosperity and decline, just look at the face. I don't know how many strange things I can guess."

Ximen Qing said: "If the godmother can guess what is on my heart, I will lose five taels of silver to you."

Wang Po said with a smile: "I don't need three wisdoms and five guesses, but only one wisdom to guess the middle section. Senior officials, listen to your ears: you have been walking hard in the past two days, and you must be thinking about the one on the partition wall." Man. What do I guess?"

Ximen Qing smiled and got up and said: "The godmother's intelligence is better than Sui He, and Lu Jia's intelligence is stronger. To tell the truth to the godmother, for some reason, I met him when I crossed the curtain when I was eating him. I just can't let him go day and night. I'm too lazy to eat and drink at home, and I don't know how to do things. I don't know if you know how to do it?"

Wang Po laughed and said: "I will tell the officials, my family sells tea called Ghost Dageng. Three years ago, it snowed heavily on the third day of June, and I sold bubble tea on that day. Some miscellaneous things to feed your mouth."

Ximen Qing said: "Mother, how can you call it miscellaneous?"

Wang Po smiled and said: "I have lost my husband since I was 36 years old. I have left this young man behind. I can't live a life. I follow people as a matchmaker, and then I buy some clothes from others to sell, and I hug my waist to accept the young ones. He can take the lead, be Ma Bailiu, and he can also treat acupuncture and moxibustion."

After hearing this, Ximen Qing started to laugh: "I didn't know the godmother had such tricks! Tell me about it, and I will give you ten taels of silver to make a coffin book with you. Please ask this daughter to meet me."

Wang Po then laughed and said, "I said I was just kidding, but the officials are so serious. You too!"

Let's see the breakdown next time.There are poems to prove it: Ximen's prodigal son is rampant, and he dies as a Kung Fu drama girl.Kill the old mother of the tea seller at a loss, and make friends with the witches to assist the king.

(End of this chapter)