Jinpingmei
Chapter 4 Went to Wushan Pan's You Joyful Tea House
Chapter 4 Went to Wushan Pan's You Joyful Tea House
The poem said: "Xuan boudoir embroidered house slanting light enters, and the daughter of a thousand gold stands by the door."Although Hengbo's beautiful eyes came later, Luo socks are far away.
I heard that at the beginning of this year, I was avoiding people, and Shanshan kept the mirror with me.Wishing to serve my son as a way, I will have a blind date in the back hall.
It is said that Wang Po went out with silver, so she smiled at the woman and said, "I go to the street to get a bottle. Please, lady, sit down with the officials. There is wine in the pot. If you don't have it, you can sieve it for two more." Zhan'er, and eating with the officials, I went straight to County East Street, where there was good wine to buy a bottle, and there was a long delay."
After hearing this, the woman said, "don't go, godmother, I don't need much slave wine."
The mother-in-law then said: "Ah! Ma'am, the official is not someone else. If you have nothing to do, you can have a meal with me. What's the matter?"
The woman said "no need" and sat down without moving.The mother-in-law yanked the door shut, tied it with a rope, and shut the two of them in the house.Sitting on the road, one end is locked.
When the woman saw that Wang Po had gone, she pulled the chair away and sat on the side, but only peeked.Ximen Qing sat opposite, looked at him with those staring eyes, and asked again: "But you forgot to ask the lady's name?"
The woman lowered her head and replied with a smile: "My surname is Wu."
Ximen Qing pretended not to listen, and said, "Your name is Du?"
But the woman turned her head away, smiled and said in a low voice: "You are not deaf."
Ximen Qing said with a smile, "Bah, I forgot! It's exactly Wu. It's just that there are very few people with the surname Wu in Qinghe County. Only a three-inch Ding selling cakes in front of the county has the surname Wu. His name is Wu Dalang. Do you dare to belong to the maiden family?"
When the woman heard this, she blushed, lowered her head and smiled, "He is the husband of this slave."
After hearing this, Ximen Qing remained silent for a long time, his face was blank, and he pretended to say aggrieved.The woman smiled, gave him another sideways glance, and said in a low voice, "You haven't done anything wrong, why are you called wronged?"
Ximen Qing said: "I will call Qu Li for my wife!"
But it is said that in Ximen Qing's mouth, the lady is long and the lady is short, and she only cares about Baicao.The woman lowered her head to fiddle with the skirt, biting the cuffs of her shirt again and again, making the cuffs rattle, and if she wanted to, she would take a sideways look at him.Seeing that Ximenqing was suffering from fever, he took off the pleats of the green gauze on the top and said, "Please put it on the godmother's kang for me."
The woman just bit her sleeves and didn't turn them around, she didn't take him, she laughed in a low voice: "You don't break your hands, how can you make others!"
Ximen Qing smiled and said: "The lady doesn't settle down with the villain, but the villain wants to settle down by herself."
While stretching out his hand across the table to put it on the bed Kang, he deliberately brushed the table and knocked off a chopstick.But it was also due to the marriage, and the chopstick just fell under the golden lotus skirt.Ximen Qing poured wine to persuade the woman, but the woman ignored him with a smile.But he waited to pick up the chopsticks and let him eat the vegetables.I searched and found one.This Jinlian lowered her head, kicked her toes, and said with a smile, "This is not your chopstick!"
Ximen Qing heard that he walked past Jinlian and said, "So it's here."
He squatted down, and without picking up the chopsticks, he pinched the toe of his embroidered shoe.The woman laughed and said, "Why Luo Mo! I'm going to cry!"
Ximen Qing knelt down on both knees and said, "Young lady, I'm sorry for the villain!"
As he spoke, he touched his pants.The woman spread her hands and said, "You crooked bastard pestering people, but I'm going to slap you!"
Ximen Qing said with a smile: "My lady will benefit from beating the villain to death."
So without any explanation, she hugged Wang Po's bed on the kang, undressed and took off her belt, and slept together.But since this woman hooked up with Zhang Dahu, this old man is as soft as snot and pus, when will he be refreshed!Even if you marry Wuhan University, just think about it, how much power can a three-inch thing have?This time I met Ximen Qing, who has been used to love for a long time and has high abilities, how can I not like it?But see: mandarin ducks cross necks and play in the water, and phoenixes wear flowers with their heads together.Xizizi is connected with Li Zhisheng, and the United States is sweet and sweet with one heart and knot.One pressed her vermilion lips tightly, and the other leaned against her pink face.The silk socks are tall, and two crescent moons are exposed on the shoulders; the golden hairpin is slanted, and a dark cloud is piled up beside the pillow.Swearing to the mountains of Haimeng, wrestling makes all kinds of charming women; shy clouds and timid rain, kneading all kinds of enchanting.It's just that the sound of the warbler is inseparable from my ears.With relish and sweet saliva, the tip of the tongue sticks out with a smile.The veins of the willows are thick in spring, and the mouth of the cherry is slightly panting.The starry eyes are dim, and the fragrant jade is dripping with sweat; the breasts are rippling, and the peony heart is dripping with dew.Straight-rao couples are married and have a harmonious marriage. It's really delicious to have an affair.
At that moment, the two of them were just about to adjust their clothes, when Wang Po opened the door and came in, making a fuss, clapping her hands and saying in a low voice, "You two have done a good job!"
Both Ximen Qing and the woman were taken aback.The woman said to the woman, "Okay, okay! I invited you to make clothes, and I never asked you to steal men! Your Wu Dalang knows that he must implicate me. Why don't I go and tell Wu Da first."
Turn around and leave.The woman grabbed her skirt in a panic, blushed and lowered her head, and could only say: "Godmother, forgive me!"
Wang Po then said: "You all have to do one thing with me. From today onwards, keep it from Wuhan University, and you will lose the favor of the officials every day. If you tell you to come early, if you tell you to come late, I will give up. If you don't come for a day, I will tell you Wu Da."
The woman was too ashamed to say anything.Wang Po urged: "But what's the matter? Answer me quickly."
The woman hid her head and said in a low voice, "Just come."
Wang Po said again: "Mr. Ximen, you don't have to say it. This very good thing is over. Don't break your promise. If you betray your heart, I will tell Wuda."
Ximen Qing said: "Don't worry, Godmother, she will not break her promise."
The mother-in-law said: "There is no basis for each of you to speak. You have to leave a note to hold it, so that you can see the truth."
Ximen Qing then pulled out a golden hairpin from his head and stuck it in the woman's bun.The woman took off her sleeves. I'm afraid she will be suspicious when she sees it at home.The woman refused to take out anything, but Wang Po pulled out her sleeves and took out a Hangzhou white crepe sweat towel, which she snatched from Ximen Qing.The three of them drank a few more glasses of wine, and it was already afternoon.The woman stood up and said, "Slave, go home."
Then she left Wang Po and Ximen Qing, and walked back through the back door.Go down the curtain first, and Wuhan University happens to enter the door.
Let's say Wang Po looked at Ximen Qing and said, "Is it a good way?"
Ximen Qing said: "It's really a loss to the godmother, what a trick!"
Wang Po said again: "How about this female Fengyue?"
Ximen Qing said: "Children of the color family cannot speak."
The mother-in-law said: "She played and sang in her room, and my sister's background. I'm used to knowing about it soon! It's thanks to my old lady who turned you two into a husband and wife and forced them into a match. Don't forget what you promised me. "
Ximen Qing said: "When I get home, I will take the silver and send it to you."
Wang Po said: "Look at the Jingjie flag with your eyes, and listen to the good news. Don't hand over the old man's coffin to ask for money from the lament."
Ximen Qing smiled, seeing that there was no one on the street, he put on his veil and went.No problem.
The next day, I came to Wang Po's house again to ask for tea.Wang Po offered to sit down and quickly ordered tea to eat.Ximenqing took out an ingot of ten taels of silver from his sleeve and handed it to Wang Po.For all people in the world, money can move people's hearts.Seeing the snowflake silver with black eyes, the old woman happily accepted it, and said two blessings in succession, and said, "Thank you for your generosity!"
Yin said to Ximen Qing: "We haven't gone out to Wuhan University tonight, so I will borrow a ladle from her house and have a look."
On the one hand, he walked past the woman's house through the back door.The woman was sending Wu Da to dinner in her room, when she heard the door calling, she asked Ying'er, "Who is it?"
Ying'er said: "Grandma Wang came to borrow the ladle."
The woman hurriedly came out and said: "Mother, there is a ladle, take it as soon as possible. Please sit at home."
The mother-in-law said: "There is no one over there."
By making gestures to the woman, the woman knew that Ximen Qing was coming.The mother-in-law went out with a ladle, urged Wuhan University to eat, and went out with her burden.First go upstairs to re-make up, change into a new set of colorful clothes, and tell Ying'er: "Good housekeeper, I will come to your grandmother's house after a while. If your father comes, please let me know. If Don't listen to me, beat you little bitch and intercept me."
Yinger promises not to ask.
The woman walked through Wangpo's teahouse.It's exactly: Acacia peach and apricot spring can be laughed at, and there is something merciful in my heart.
There is a pun with two meanings: this ladle is a ladle, with a small mouth and a big body.When you were young, you were so tall on the spring shed, but when you grow up, it's hard to get anyone.How can he be sure that Yan Hui is willing to be poor and happy, and only take advantage of the east wind to float on the water.He also used to feed in the stable, and also called in the tea room, but now Xu You doesn't want it.What medicine is sold in the equatorial black hole gourd?
When Ximen Qing saw the woman coming, he sat side by side, as if falling from the sky.Wang Po ordered tea to eat, because she asked: "I went home yesterday, didn't Wu Da ask anything?"
The woman said: "He asked the godmother if the clothes were done, and I said the clothes were done, and I also made shoes and socks with the godmother."
After finishing speaking, the mother-in-law quickly arranged to serve wine and put it in the room, and the two exchanged glasses for a drink.This Ximen Qing looked at the woman carefully, she was even more beautiful than when he first saw her.After eating wine, red and white appeared on the noodles, and the two temples were drawn long.Duan Ping bullies the gods, surpassing Chang'e.
Touching red and white flesh color, worthy of a lovely skirt hairpin.The skirt is dragged with an emerald gauze shirt, and the sleeves are lacquered with gold belts.Xizizi's bun is crooked.Just like Chang'e came to the world in the moon, it is hard to buy even if it is not in vain.
Ximen Qing couldn't boast enough, hugged him in his arms, lifted his skirt, and saw his little feet wearing old raven satin shoes, just half forked, he was very happy.Give him a sip of wine and laugh at him.The woman asked Ximen Qing Guigeng, Ximen Qing told him: "27 years old, born on July 28."
The woman asked, "How many ladies are there in the family?"
Ximen Qing said: "Besides my humble wife, there are three or four people around me, but none of them are what I like."
The woman asked again: "How many brothers?"
Ximen Qing said: "It's just a little girl, she will get married sooner or later, and she has no children."
Ximen Qing mocked for a while, took out a silver-pierced heart and gold-wrapped dough from his sleeve, filled it with sweet-scented osmanthus cakes, and delivered them to the woman with the tip of his tongue.The two hugged each other and smacked loudly.The old woman only went back and forth to fetch vegetables and sieve wine, and went there to take care of his business, and let the two of them have fun in the room.In a short time, the wine was strong after eating, and the heart was warmed unknowingly. Ximen Qing's heart was aroused, and the words on the waist were exposed, attracting the woman's slender hands to touch.It turns out that Ximenqing used to raise his mother-in-law in the three streets and four alleys since he was a child, and there was still a receptacle made of silver and boiled medicine under the root.That word is very big, red red red black beard, straight and hard, a good thing: a thing is always six inches long, sometimes soft and sometimes hard.It's as soft as a drunkard falling from side to side, and as hard as a wind monk going up and down.
It is the ability to go out of the female and enter the yin, and the waist and navel are the hometown.The second son was born to carry around with him, and he has fought with beautiful women a few times.
After a while, the woman took off her clothes.Ximen Qing felt that there was no vellus hair on the female door, it was like white, bulging and fermented steamed buns, soft and thick, red crepe fruit filling, it is really a beautiful thing that thousands of people love and thousands of people covet: Wen Tight fragrance and dry mouth Sailian, soft and soft is the most pitiful.If you are happy, you will stick out your tongue and smile, and if you are sleepy, you will sleep with your buttocks.
Neikuo County is the family business, and the thin grass is the hometown.If you meet a romantic and handsome man, you will not speak when you are fighting.
Stop babbling.From that day on, the woman walked by Wang Po's house every day, and stayed with Ximen Qing, her kindness was like paint, and her heart was like glue.Since ancient times, it has been said that good things do not go out, but bad things spread thousands of miles.In less than half a month, all the neighbors in the neighborhood knew about it, except Wuhan University.It's exactly: Knowing that this is divided into work, knowing how to prevent traitors and change evil intentions.
The words are divided into two ends.Let's say that there is a young man in this county, fifteen or sixteen years old, whose surname is Qiao. He was born in Yunzhou because he was a soldier, so he named him Brother Yun.There is only one father in the family, who is tall.The boy was very obedient, and he only relied on the many hotels in front of the county to sell some fresh fruits, and Ximen Qinghe often had to send him some money.On that day, I was looking for a basket of pears, and I took it around the street to find Ximenqing.Another group of people said: "Brother Yun, if you want to find him, I will show you a place to go."
Brother Yun said: "Uncle Xing, tell me who is going to find him?"
The talkative said: "Let me tell you. The wife of Wu University who sells cooking cakes on Ximen Qing only sits in the Wang Po Tea House on Zishi Street every day. We will only be there at night. You child Home, just crashing in for the sake of it.”
After hearing this, brother Yun thanked the man, picked up the basket, and walked straight to Zishi Street, before rushing into Wangpo's teahouse.But just as Wang Po was sitting on a small stool, brother Yun put down the basket, looked at Wang Po and said, "Godmother! Come on."
The woman asked, "Brother Yun, what are you doing here?"
Brother Yun said: "I want to find a high-ranking official and earn thirty or fifty dollars to support my father."
The mother-in-law said: "What high official?"
Brother Yun said: "Qingzhi is that one, so it's just his one."
The mother-in-law said: "Even a high official has a name."
Brother Yun said, "It's just two words."
The mother-in-law said: "What two words?"
Brother Yun said: "Mother-in-law is just playing tricks. I want to have a word with the official Ximen!"
Just look away.The woman grabbed hold of it and said, "Where is this little monkey going? Every house has its own inside and outside."
Brother Yun said, "I'll find it when I go to the room."
Wang Po scolded: "Little prisoner Hanwu! Why do I ask for a senior official from the West Gate in my house?"
Brother Yun said: "Godmother, don't eat alone, and sip some juice with me. I don't care about anything!"
The mother-in-law scolded: "You little prisoner, what do you care about?"
Brother Yun said: "You are working on chopping vegetables in a wooden ladle with a horseshoe knife. If you want me to tell you, I'm afraid that the brother who sells cooking cakes will get angry!"
The old woman was very angry when he said these two sentences about his real illness, and shouted: "Hanwu little hozen, come and fart in my mother's room too!"
Brother Yun said: "I am the little hozen, and you are Ma Boliu, the old dog who takes the lead!"
The woman grabbed brother Yun and chiseled two chestnuts.Brother Yun shouted, "You beat me for whatever you do?"
The mother-in-law scolded, "Little hozen, mother-in-law! If you dare to make a loud noise, I'll blow you away."
Brother Yun said: "Thieves always bite insects, hit me if you have nothing to do!"
The woman had a fork in her head and a big chestnut in her head. She beat her straight out into the street and threw out the Sydney basket.The basket of pears rolled away in pieces.The little monkey couldn't beat the godmother, cursing, crying, walking, picking up pears on the street, pointing to Wangpo's teahouse and scolding: "Old biting insect, I tell you not to panic! I won't do anything with him!" If you don’t believe me when you come out, your appearance will definitely be destroyed, and you won’t be able to make any money!”
The little monkey carried a basket and ran to the street looking for this man.But it is exactly: overturning the grass in the lonely rabbit's nest, startling the mandarin ducks to sleep on the sand.
(End of this chapter)
The poem said: "Xuan boudoir embroidered house slanting light enters, and the daughter of a thousand gold stands by the door."Although Hengbo's beautiful eyes came later, Luo socks are far away.
I heard that at the beginning of this year, I was avoiding people, and Shanshan kept the mirror with me.Wishing to serve my son as a way, I will have a blind date in the back hall.
It is said that Wang Po went out with silver, so she smiled at the woman and said, "I go to the street to get a bottle. Please, lady, sit down with the officials. There is wine in the pot. If you don't have it, you can sieve it for two more." Zhan'er, and eating with the officials, I went straight to County East Street, where there was good wine to buy a bottle, and there was a long delay."
After hearing this, the woman said, "don't go, godmother, I don't need much slave wine."
The mother-in-law then said: "Ah! Ma'am, the official is not someone else. If you have nothing to do, you can have a meal with me. What's the matter?"
The woman said "no need" and sat down without moving.The mother-in-law yanked the door shut, tied it with a rope, and shut the two of them in the house.Sitting on the road, one end is locked.
When the woman saw that Wang Po had gone, she pulled the chair away and sat on the side, but only peeked.Ximen Qing sat opposite, looked at him with those staring eyes, and asked again: "But you forgot to ask the lady's name?"
The woman lowered her head and replied with a smile: "My surname is Wu."
Ximen Qing pretended not to listen, and said, "Your name is Du?"
But the woman turned her head away, smiled and said in a low voice: "You are not deaf."
Ximen Qing said with a smile, "Bah, I forgot! It's exactly Wu. It's just that there are very few people with the surname Wu in Qinghe County. Only a three-inch Ding selling cakes in front of the county has the surname Wu. His name is Wu Dalang. Do you dare to belong to the maiden family?"
When the woman heard this, she blushed, lowered her head and smiled, "He is the husband of this slave."
After hearing this, Ximen Qing remained silent for a long time, his face was blank, and he pretended to say aggrieved.The woman smiled, gave him another sideways glance, and said in a low voice, "You haven't done anything wrong, why are you called wronged?"
Ximen Qing said: "I will call Qu Li for my wife!"
But it is said that in Ximen Qing's mouth, the lady is long and the lady is short, and she only cares about Baicao.The woman lowered her head to fiddle with the skirt, biting the cuffs of her shirt again and again, making the cuffs rattle, and if she wanted to, she would take a sideways look at him.Seeing that Ximenqing was suffering from fever, he took off the pleats of the green gauze on the top and said, "Please put it on the godmother's kang for me."
The woman just bit her sleeves and didn't turn them around, she didn't take him, she laughed in a low voice: "You don't break your hands, how can you make others!"
Ximen Qing smiled and said: "The lady doesn't settle down with the villain, but the villain wants to settle down by herself."
While stretching out his hand across the table to put it on the bed Kang, he deliberately brushed the table and knocked off a chopstick.But it was also due to the marriage, and the chopstick just fell under the golden lotus skirt.Ximen Qing poured wine to persuade the woman, but the woman ignored him with a smile.But he waited to pick up the chopsticks and let him eat the vegetables.I searched and found one.This Jinlian lowered her head, kicked her toes, and said with a smile, "This is not your chopstick!"
Ximen Qing heard that he walked past Jinlian and said, "So it's here."
He squatted down, and without picking up the chopsticks, he pinched the toe of his embroidered shoe.The woman laughed and said, "Why Luo Mo! I'm going to cry!"
Ximen Qing knelt down on both knees and said, "Young lady, I'm sorry for the villain!"
As he spoke, he touched his pants.The woman spread her hands and said, "You crooked bastard pestering people, but I'm going to slap you!"
Ximen Qing said with a smile: "My lady will benefit from beating the villain to death."
So without any explanation, she hugged Wang Po's bed on the kang, undressed and took off her belt, and slept together.But since this woman hooked up with Zhang Dahu, this old man is as soft as snot and pus, when will he be refreshed!Even if you marry Wuhan University, just think about it, how much power can a three-inch thing have?This time I met Ximen Qing, who has been used to love for a long time and has high abilities, how can I not like it?But see: mandarin ducks cross necks and play in the water, and phoenixes wear flowers with their heads together.Xizizi is connected with Li Zhisheng, and the United States is sweet and sweet with one heart and knot.One pressed her vermilion lips tightly, and the other leaned against her pink face.The silk socks are tall, and two crescent moons are exposed on the shoulders; the golden hairpin is slanted, and a dark cloud is piled up beside the pillow.Swearing to the mountains of Haimeng, wrestling makes all kinds of charming women; shy clouds and timid rain, kneading all kinds of enchanting.It's just that the sound of the warbler is inseparable from my ears.With relish and sweet saliva, the tip of the tongue sticks out with a smile.The veins of the willows are thick in spring, and the mouth of the cherry is slightly panting.The starry eyes are dim, and the fragrant jade is dripping with sweat; the breasts are rippling, and the peony heart is dripping with dew.Straight-rao couples are married and have a harmonious marriage. It's really delicious to have an affair.
At that moment, the two of them were just about to adjust their clothes, when Wang Po opened the door and came in, making a fuss, clapping her hands and saying in a low voice, "You two have done a good job!"
Both Ximen Qing and the woman were taken aback.The woman said to the woman, "Okay, okay! I invited you to make clothes, and I never asked you to steal men! Your Wu Dalang knows that he must implicate me. Why don't I go and tell Wu Da first."
Turn around and leave.The woman grabbed her skirt in a panic, blushed and lowered her head, and could only say: "Godmother, forgive me!"
Wang Po then said: "You all have to do one thing with me. From today onwards, keep it from Wuhan University, and you will lose the favor of the officials every day. If you tell you to come early, if you tell you to come late, I will give up. If you don't come for a day, I will tell you Wu Da."
The woman was too ashamed to say anything.Wang Po urged: "But what's the matter? Answer me quickly."
The woman hid her head and said in a low voice, "Just come."
Wang Po said again: "Mr. Ximen, you don't have to say it. This very good thing is over. Don't break your promise. If you betray your heart, I will tell Wuda."
Ximen Qing said: "Don't worry, Godmother, she will not break her promise."
The mother-in-law said: "There is no basis for each of you to speak. You have to leave a note to hold it, so that you can see the truth."
Ximen Qing then pulled out a golden hairpin from his head and stuck it in the woman's bun.The woman took off her sleeves. I'm afraid she will be suspicious when she sees it at home.The woman refused to take out anything, but Wang Po pulled out her sleeves and took out a Hangzhou white crepe sweat towel, which she snatched from Ximen Qing.The three of them drank a few more glasses of wine, and it was already afternoon.The woman stood up and said, "Slave, go home."
Then she left Wang Po and Ximen Qing, and walked back through the back door.Go down the curtain first, and Wuhan University happens to enter the door.
Let's say Wang Po looked at Ximen Qing and said, "Is it a good way?"
Ximen Qing said: "It's really a loss to the godmother, what a trick!"
Wang Po said again: "How about this female Fengyue?"
Ximen Qing said: "Children of the color family cannot speak."
The mother-in-law said: "She played and sang in her room, and my sister's background. I'm used to knowing about it soon! It's thanks to my old lady who turned you two into a husband and wife and forced them into a match. Don't forget what you promised me. "
Ximen Qing said: "When I get home, I will take the silver and send it to you."
Wang Po said: "Look at the Jingjie flag with your eyes, and listen to the good news. Don't hand over the old man's coffin to ask for money from the lament."
Ximen Qing smiled, seeing that there was no one on the street, he put on his veil and went.No problem.
The next day, I came to Wang Po's house again to ask for tea.Wang Po offered to sit down and quickly ordered tea to eat.Ximenqing took out an ingot of ten taels of silver from his sleeve and handed it to Wang Po.For all people in the world, money can move people's hearts.Seeing the snowflake silver with black eyes, the old woman happily accepted it, and said two blessings in succession, and said, "Thank you for your generosity!"
Yin said to Ximen Qing: "We haven't gone out to Wuhan University tonight, so I will borrow a ladle from her house and have a look."
On the one hand, he walked past the woman's house through the back door.The woman was sending Wu Da to dinner in her room, when she heard the door calling, she asked Ying'er, "Who is it?"
Ying'er said: "Grandma Wang came to borrow the ladle."
The woman hurriedly came out and said: "Mother, there is a ladle, take it as soon as possible. Please sit at home."
The mother-in-law said: "There is no one over there."
By making gestures to the woman, the woman knew that Ximen Qing was coming.The mother-in-law went out with a ladle, urged Wuhan University to eat, and went out with her burden.First go upstairs to re-make up, change into a new set of colorful clothes, and tell Ying'er: "Good housekeeper, I will come to your grandmother's house after a while. If your father comes, please let me know. If Don't listen to me, beat you little bitch and intercept me."
Yinger promises not to ask.
The woman walked through Wangpo's teahouse.It's exactly: Acacia peach and apricot spring can be laughed at, and there is something merciful in my heart.
There is a pun with two meanings: this ladle is a ladle, with a small mouth and a big body.When you were young, you were so tall on the spring shed, but when you grow up, it's hard to get anyone.How can he be sure that Yan Hui is willing to be poor and happy, and only take advantage of the east wind to float on the water.He also used to feed in the stable, and also called in the tea room, but now Xu You doesn't want it.What medicine is sold in the equatorial black hole gourd?
When Ximen Qing saw the woman coming, he sat side by side, as if falling from the sky.Wang Po ordered tea to eat, because she asked: "I went home yesterday, didn't Wu Da ask anything?"
The woman said: "He asked the godmother if the clothes were done, and I said the clothes were done, and I also made shoes and socks with the godmother."
After finishing speaking, the mother-in-law quickly arranged to serve wine and put it in the room, and the two exchanged glasses for a drink.This Ximen Qing looked at the woman carefully, she was even more beautiful than when he first saw her.After eating wine, red and white appeared on the noodles, and the two temples were drawn long.Duan Ping bullies the gods, surpassing Chang'e.
Touching red and white flesh color, worthy of a lovely skirt hairpin.The skirt is dragged with an emerald gauze shirt, and the sleeves are lacquered with gold belts.Xizizi's bun is crooked.Just like Chang'e came to the world in the moon, it is hard to buy even if it is not in vain.
Ximen Qing couldn't boast enough, hugged him in his arms, lifted his skirt, and saw his little feet wearing old raven satin shoes, just half forked, he was very happy.Give him a sip of wine and laugh at him.The woman asked Ximen Qing Guigeng, Ximen Qing told him: "27 years old, born on July 28."
The woman asked, "How many ladies are there in the family?"
Ximen Qing said: "Besides my humble wife, there are three or four people around me, but none of them are what I like."
The woman asked again: "How many brothers?"
Ximen Qing said: "It's just a little girl, she will get married sooner or later, and she has no children."
Ximen Qing mocked for a while, took out a silver-pierced heart and gold-wrapped dough from his sleeve, filled it with sweet-scented osmanthus cakes, and delivered them to the woman with the tip of his tongue.The two hugged each other and smacked loudly.The old woman only went back and forth to fetch vegetables and sieve wine, and went there to take care of his business, and let the two of them have fun in the room.In a short time, the wine was strong after eating, and the heart was warmed unknowingly. Ximen Qing's heart was aroused, and the words on the waist were exposed, attracting the woman's slender hands to touch.It turns out that Ximenqing used to raise his mother-in-law in the three streets and four alleys since he was a child, and there was still a receptacle made of silver and boiled medicine under the root.That word is very big, red red red black beard, straight and hard, a good thing: a thing is always six inches long, sometimes soft and sometimes hard.It's as soft as a drunkard falling from side to side, and as hard as a wind monk going up and down.
It is the ability to go out of the female and enter the yin, and the waist and navel are the hometown.The second son was born to carry around with him, and he has fought with beautiful women a few times.
After a while, the woman took off her clothes.Ximen Qing felt that there was no vellus hair on the female door, it was like white, bulging and fermented steamed buns, soft and thick, red crepe fruit filling, it is really a beautiful thing that thousands of people love and thousands of people covet: Wen Tight fragrance and dry mouth Sailian, soft and soft is the most pitiful.If you are happy, you will stick out your tongue and smile, and if you are sleepy, you will sleep with your buttocks.
Neikuo County is the family business, and the thin grass is the hometown.If you meet a romantic and handsome man, you will not speak when you are fighting.
Stop babbling.From that day on, the woman walked by Wang Po's house every day, and stayed with Ximen Qing, her kindness was like paint, and her heart was like glue.Since ancient times, it has been said that good things do not go out, but bad things spread thousands of miles.In less than half a month, all the neighbors in the neighborhood knew about it, except Wuhan University.It's exactly: Knowing that this is divided into work, knowing how to prevent traitors and change evil intentions.
The words are divided into two ends.Let's say that there is a young man in this county, fifteen or sixteen years old, whose surname is Qiao. He was born in Yunzhou because he was a soldier, so he named him Brother Yun.There is only one father in the family, who is tall.The boy was very obedient, and he only relied on the many hotels in front of the county to sell some fresh fruits, and Ximen Qinghe often had to send him some money.On that day, I was looking for a basket of pears, and I took it around the street to find Ximenqing.Another group of people said: "Brother Yun, if you want to find him, I will show you a place to go."
Brother Yun said: "Uncle Xing, tell me who is going to find him?"
The talkative said: "Let me tell you. The wife of Wu University who sells cooking cakes on Ximen Qing only sits in the Wang Po Tea House on Zishi Street every day. We will only be there at night. You child Home, just crashing in for the sake of it.”
After hearing this, brother Yun thanked the man, picked up the basket, and walked straight to Zishi Street, before rushing into Wangpo's teahouse.But just as Wang Po was sitting on a small stool, brother Yun put down the basket, looked at Wang Po and said, "Godmother! Come on."
The woman asked, "Brother Yun, what are you doing here?"
Brother Yun said: "I want to find a high-ranking official and earn thirty or fifty dollars to support my father."
The mother-in-law said: "What high official?"
Brother Yun said: "Qingzhi is that one, so it's just his one."
The mother-in-law said: "Even a high official has a name."
Brother Yun said, "It's just two words."
The mother-in-law said: "What two words?"
Brother Yun said: "Mother-in-law is just playing tricks. I want to have a word with the official Ximen!"
Just look away.The woman grabbed hold of it and said, "Where is this little monkey going? Every house has its own inside and outside."
Brother Yun said, "I'll find it when I go to the room."
Wang Po scolded: "Little prisoner Hanwu! Why do I ask for a senior official from the West Gate in my house?"
Brother Yun said: "Godmother, don't eat alone, and sip some juice with me. I don't care about anything!"
The mother-in-law scolded: "You little prisoner, what do you care about?"
Brother Yun said: "You are working on chopping vegetables in a wooden ladle with a horseshoe knife. If you want me to tell you, I'm afraid that the brother who sells cooking cakes will get angry!"
The old woman was very angry when he said these two sentences about his real illness, and shouted: "Hanwu little hozen, come and fart in my mother's room too!"
Brother Yun said: "I am the little hozen, and you are Ma Boliu, the old dog who takes the lead!"
The woman grabbed brother Yun and chiseled two chestnuts.Brother Yun shouted, "You beat me for whatever you do?"
The mother-in-law scolded, "Little hozen, mother-in-law! If you dare to make a loud noise, I'll blow you away."
Brother Yun said: "Thieves always bite insects, hit me if you have nothing to do!"
The woman had a fork in her head and a big chestnut in her head. She beat her straight out into the street and threw out the Sydney basket.The basket of pears rolled away in pieces.The little monkey couldn't beat the godmother, cursing, crying, walking, picking up pears on the street, pointing to Wangpo's teahouse and scolding: "Old biting insect, I tell you not to panic! I won't do anything with him!" If you don’t believe me when you come out, your appearance will definitely be destroyed, and you won’t be able to make any money!”
The little monkey carried a basket and ran to the street looking for this man.But it is exactly: overturning the grass in the lonely rabbit's nest, startling the mandarin ducks to sleep on the sand.
(End of this chapter)
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