Jinpingmei

Chapter 5 Catch Adultery

The poem said: After understanding the two-character Zen of Fengliu, a good marriage is a bad marriage.Everyone loves being infatuated, but everyone dislikes it when they are cold-eyed.

The wild grass is idle and the flowers are not picked, and the true posture is strong and the quality is natural.The mountain wife and child cook meals at home, which will not hurt lovesickness or lose money.

It is said that brother Yun was beaten by Wang Po at the moment, and he didn't want to vent his anger. He took the Sydney basket and ran to the street to look for Wu Dalang.After turning two streets, I saw Wuhan University coming from that street with a load of cooking cakes.Seeing him, brother Yun stood upright and looked at Wu Dao: "I haven't seen you for a while, I'm so fat!"

Wu Da rested his burden and said, "I'm just like this. What's the point of eating fat?"

Brother Yun said: "I wanted to buy some rice paddies the day before yesterday, but there is no place to buy them in the whole field, and everyone knows that you have them in your house."

Wu Dao: "I don't raise geese and ducks in my house, where is this barley paddle?"

Brother Yun said: "You said that there is no barley, how can you make you so fat, you can lift you upside down, and you won't be angry even if you are boiled in the pot."

Wu Dao: "Little Prisoner, you can scold me well. My wife doesn't steal men, how can I be a duck?"

Brother Yun said, "Your wife doesn't steal men, she only steals men."

Wu Da grabbed Brother Yun and said, "Return to my master!"

Brother Yun said: "I laughed at you for only pulling me, but not for biting off his left side."

Wu Dao: "My good brother, who did you tell me, I will give you ten pancakes."

Brother Yun said: "Cooking cakes is no good. You are just a host. I will eat three cups and I will talk to you."

Wu Dao: "You know how to drink? Come with me."

Wu Da picked up the load and led Brother Yun to a small tavern, where he rested his load, took some pancakes, bought some meat, asked for a tumble of wine, and invited Brother Yun to eat.Wu Dao: "Good brother, if you say you're against me."

Brother Yun said: "Don't panic, I'll tell you as soon as I finish eating. Don't be angry, I'll catch you myself."

Wuhan University saw that monkey ate wine and meat: "Now you are telling me."

Brother Yun said: "You want to know, come and touch the pimple on my head."

Wu Dao: "How come there are such lumps?"

Brother Yun said: "Let me tell you, I took this basket of pears to look for the senior official of Ximen today, but I couldn't find it anywhere. Someone on the street said, "He came in Wangpo's teahouse and hooked up with Mrs. Wu. Every day The day only walks there.' I hope to see him, and send him thirty or fifty renminbi. The old pig and dog, Wang Po, won't let me go to the room to look for him, but Dali violently beats me out. I'm here to find you .I just gave you two words to provoke you. When I don't motivate you, you don't have to ask me."

Wu Dao: "Is there really such a thing?"

Brother Yun said: "Here it is again, I think you are such a bastard! Those two guys are happy, just wait for you to come out, and then they will have a place in the queen's room. If you ask the truth, it is also a lie. Do I lie to you?" No?"

After hearing this, Wu Da said, "Brother, I will tell you the truth. My mother-in-law goes to Wang Po's house every day to make clothes and shoes. When she comes back, she blushes. My first wife left a girl and beat and scolded her every day. I have eaten with food, I have been a little mentally disturbed for the past two days, and I am not happy when I see me. I also have some doubts in my heart, and this is exactly what I said. Now that I have sent a burden, how about going to catch the adulterer?"

Brother Yun said: "Your boss is a man, and Yuan Lai has no experience! That old lady, old dog, who is afraid of people! How do you get him? They also have a secret code, see you come in and get him , Hid your wife. Then Ximen Qingxu is amazing! Beat you twenty times. If you can’t catch him, you will give him a good meal. He is rich and powerful, and he will sue you. You You have to sue him for a lawsuit, and no one decides, and it will end up with your life!"

Wu Dao: "Brother, you are right. How can I be so angry?"

Brother Yun said: "I've had that Wang Po beat me up, but I can't vent my anger. Let me teach you: don't get angry when you go back today, and don't talk about it. Just do your own daily work. In the Ming Dynasty, you will cook less. The cakes are sold, and I will wait for you at the entrance of the alley. If I see Ximen Qing coming in, I will call you. You can only wait for me near you with a burden. I will go to provoke the old dog first, and he will definitely come and beat me I threw the basket out of the street first, but you snatched it in. I put my head against the woman, and you ran into the room and called Qu. What is the plan?"

Wu Dao: "Since that's the case, it's a loss brother. I have two pennies. I'll send you away. Come to Zishi Street early tomorrow and wait for me."

Brother Yun got the money and some cakes, and went by himself.Wuhan University paid back the money for the wine, picked up the burden, and went to sell it and returned home.

It turned out that this woman usually just scolded Wu Da and bullied him in every possible way.In recent days, I also know that I am rude, so I have to make some money against him.That night when Wuhan University picked up the burden and came back, it was just like in the past, and nothing else was mentioned.The woman said: "Brother, buy a glass of wine?"

Wu Dao: "But I just bought three from the general manager and ate them."

The woman arranged dinner with him.Nothing to say that night.After dinner the next day, Wuhan University only made three or two pancakes and put them on the pole.This woman was only thinking about Ximen Qing, so she didn't care about what Wuhan University did more or less.On that day, Wuhan University took up the burden and went out to do business on its own.The woman was eager for him to go out, so she walked past Wang Po's teahouse to wait for Ximen Qing.

Let's say that Wuhan University went out to the entrance of Zishi Street with a load, and met Brother Yun looking there with a basket.Wu Dao: "How?"

Brother Yun said: "It's still early. You go and sell it yourself, and those guys will come too. You only serve near the left and right, and you can't go far away."

Wu Da Yunfei also seemed to have sold out and came back.Brother Yun said: "You just watch my basket being thrown out, and then you rush in."

Wuhan University sent the burden, no problem.

But brother Yun came into the tea house with a basket and scolded Wang Po: "Old pig and dog! Why did you beat me yesterday?"

The old woman didn't change her old nature, so she jumped up and shouted: "You little hozen! My old lady has nothing to do with you, why are you scolding me again?"

Brother Yun said: "I will call you Ma Boliu, you are the old dog who leads the way, and straightened my dick!"

The woman was furious, grabbed brother Yun and beat her.Brother Yun yelled, "You hit me!"

Throw that basket out into the street.The old woman was waiting to grab him, and when the little monkey called out "hit", he hit the old woman around her waist and looked at the old woman's belly, but she just bumped her head into it, almost not falling, but she was on the wall. The child can't stand in the way.The monkey was dead against the wall.I saw Wu Da take off his clothes from the outside and strode straight into the tea house.Seeing that it was Wuhan University, the woman came in a hurry, and was about to go to stop her, but the little monkey resisted with all her might, so she was willing to let her go!The mother-in-law just called out, "Wu Da is here!"

The woman was in the room with Ximen Qing, she ran over and blocked the door first.Ximen Qing got under the bed and hid.Wuhan University grabbed the door of the room, and when the door was pushed by hand, it could be pushed open!He just said "well done!"

The woman pressed against the door, panicked, and said in her mouth: "When you are free, you have to use your bird's beak to show off your fists and clubs. It will be useless temporarily! You will be scared when you see a paper tiger!"

The woman's words clearly told Ximen Qing to come and fight Wuhan University and take the road away.Ximen Qing listened to the woman's words under the bed, reminded him of this idea, and then came out and said, "It's not that I don't have the ability, I don't have the wisdom for a while."

Then he came to pull open the door and shouted, "Don't come!"

Wu Da was waiting to catch him, but Ximen Qingzao kicked him up.Wu Da is short, kicking the central fossa, and fell down after looking at the ground.Ximen Qing kept walking during the fight.Brother Yun saw that the momentum was not good, so he also left Po Wang and ran away.The neighbors in the neighborhood all know that Ximen is amazing, so who dares to take charge?At that time, Wang Po helped Wu Da up from the ground. Seeing that he was vomiting blood and his skin was turning yellow, she asked the woman to come out and scoop up a bowl of water to save Su Xing. The two of them supported each other by the shoulders and returned through the back door. Go upstairs at home and arrange him to sleep on the bed.Nothing to say that night.The next day, Ximen Qing found out that it was all right, so he came to Wang Po's house to play with this woman, hoping that Wu Da would die by himself.

Wu Da was ill for five days, and also wanted soup and water to disappear, and the woman couldn't answer it every day.He wiped off his heavy makeup and blushed when he came back.The little girl Ying'er was restrained by the woman again, so she couldn't move forward, and said in a fright: "Little bitch, if you don't tell me, if you give him water and food, it will all be on you!"

When Ying'er sees the woman saying this, how dare he have some soup with Wuhan University!Wuhan University was just dizzy with anger several times, and no one came to ask questions.One day, Wu Da called his wife over and told him: "I caught you with my own hands and raped you, but you provoked the adulterer and kicked my heart. So far, you can't live, you can't die, but you are going to be happy I don't mind if I die, I can't argue with you. My brother Wu Er, you must know his character. If he returns sooner or later, he will give up? If you are willing to take pity on me, help me sooner, and when he returns, I will Don't mention it. If you don't look after me, you will talk to you when he returns."

After hearing this, the woman didn't reply, but walked past Wang Po's house and told Wang Po and Ximen Qing everything.When Ximenqing heard this, he seemed to be lifted into a basin of cold water, and said: "It's bitter! I must know the head of Wudu who killed the tiger on Jingyanggang. Now I have been attached to my wife for a long time, and I am in love with you. They cannot be dismantled. According to this, it is exactly how to be born well? But it is also suffering!"

Wang Po sneered and said, "I've never seen it before. You are the helmsman and I am the punter. I don't panic, but you panic!"

Ximen Qing said: "I'm a man in vain, but I can't control it when I go to such a place. If you have any ideas, you can hide them from us."

Wang Po said: "Since I hide you, I have a plan. But you want to be a husband and wife for a long time, and a husband and wife for a short time?"

Ximen Qingdao: "Godmother, how can you be a long-term husband and wife and a short-term husband and wife?"

Wang Po said: "If you want to be husband and wife, you will be separated today. When General Wu got better, I talked with him. When Wu Er came back, he didn't have a word. When he was sent out again, he came to meet again. This is short. Be husband and wife. If you want to be husband and wife for a long time, stay together every day without fear, but I have this trick, but it is difficult to teach you!"

Ximen Qing said: "Godmother, if we deal with each other, we will be alone, as long as we will be husband and wife forever."

Wang Po said: "This plan uses something, which is not available in other people's homes. It is natural, but it is in the homes of high-ranking officials."

Ximen Qing said: "Even if you want my eyes, I'll goug them out and give them to you. But what is it?"

Wang Po said: "Now this troublemaker is seriously ill, so I can take advantage of his distress. The high officials took some arsenic from their homes, but gave the old lady to redeem a distressed medicine, but put the arsenic in it, and put the dwarf in it. As a result, the fire burned cleanly, and there was no trace. When Wu Er came back, what would he do? Since ancient times, it has been said: "When you are young, you will marry your relatives, and if you marry again, you will be married by yourself." How does my uncle manage the secret affairs! Zai, wait for the day when the husband’s filial piety is over, and the high-ranking official will marry at home. This is not a long-term couple, and they will be happy together when they grow old! How about this plan?"

Ximen Qing said: "The godmother's plan is very clever. It has been said since ancient times: If you want to save your life and be happy, you must work hard. Stop it! If you don't do it, you will never stop."

Wang Po said: "You know it! This is cutting the grass and removing the roots, and the sprouts will not sprout. The officials went to the house to get this thing quickly, and I taught my wife how to do it. When it's over, you have to thank me very much. "

Ximen Qing said: "It's natural, you don't need to say it."

Clouds, love, and rain are both prepared, and the love of sex and flowers refuses to give up.After all, life is like a bubble, so why commit murder?

Let's say that Ximenqing packed a bag of arsenic not long after he left, and handed it to Wang Po for collection.The woman looked at the woman and said, "Miss, I'll teach you how to prescribe medicine. Now Wu University doesn't tell you how to save him? You take advantage of this to make love to him. If he asks you to ask for medicine When he is sick, mix this arsenic into the pain medicine. When he wakes up and moves, you pour the medicine down. If the poisonous gas erupts, his intestines and stomach will burst and he will scream. But you cover him with a quilt, don’t To make people hear him, he pressed the corner of the quilt tightly. A pot of soup was boiled in advance, and a rag was boiled. When the medicine was released, there would be bleeding in his seven orifices, and there were marks of teeth biting on his lips. If he let his life go, Then you lifted the quilt, but wiped the boiled dishcloth until all the blood was gone, then put it in the wood, carried it out and burned it, what's wrong with it!"

The woman said: "It's good but it's good. It's just that the slave's hands are soft, and the corpse cannot be arranged temporarily."

The mother-in-law said: "This is easy to get. You only knock on the wall over there, and I will come to help you."

Ximen Qing said: "You tidy it up carefully, tomorrow is five o'clock, and I'll come to discuss it."

After all, I went home.Wang Po twisted the arsenic into fine powder with her hands, handed it to the woman, and went to hide it.

The woman went back upstairs, looked at Wuhan University, lost her breath, and looked to die.The woman sat on the edge of the bed and pretended to cry.Wu Dao: "Why are you crying?"

The woman wiped her tears and said: "My time is not right, I was cheated by eating that Ximenqing game. Who wants to kick you in the heart. I asked a good medicine, and I will go to redeem you to treat you, but I am afraid You are suspicious and dare not take it."

Wu Dao: "You saved my life. If it's okay, I'll give you a stroke. Wu Er came home and didn't mention it. You go to redeem the medicine and save me!"

The woman took the copper coins and came to the Wang Po's house to sit on the ground, but taught the Wang Po to redeem the medicine.I took it upstairs and handed it to Wuhan University for a look, and said: "The imperial doctor told you to take this pain medicine in the middle of the night, fall asleep, cover one or two quilts, and sweat a little, so you can wake up tomorrow."

Wu Dao: "It's good. Sister-in-law, wake up tonight and get some sleep, and call me to eat in the middle of the night."

The woman said: "Don't worry about sleeping, I will support you myself."

Seeing that it was getting dark, the woman lit a lamp in the room, and a large pot of soup was boiled underneath, and she took a piece of rag to cook in the pot.When listening to the drum, it happened to be the third watch.The woman first poured the arsenic into the cup, then scooped up a bowl of white soup, took it upstairs, and called, "Brother, where is the medicine?"

Wu Dao: ""It's under my mat and next to the pillow, quickly call me to eat! "

The woman lifted the mat, shook the medicine into the cup, poured the white soup into the cup, and stirred the silver hairpin on her head to mix it evenly.With his left hand he held up Wuda, and with his right hand he poured the medicine.Wu Da took a sip and said, "Sister-in-law, this medicine is so bad!"

The woman said: "As long as he is healed, it doesn't matter what it tastes like!"

When Wu Da took a second sip, the old lady just gulped down a cup of medicine down her throat.The woman put Wu Da down and jumped out of bed in a hurry.Wu Da sighed, and said: "Sister-in-law, after taking this medicine, my stomach hurts. It's bitter, it's bitter! It's unbelievable."

The woman went to pull two quilts behind her feet and covered them with no head or face.Wu Da shouted, "I'm bored too!"

The woman said: "The imperial doctor ordered me to sweat a little with you, and I will recover soon."

When Wu Da wanted to talk again, the woman was afraid that he would struggle, so she jumped on the bed, rode on Wu Da, and pressed her hand tightly to the corner of the quilt, she would let it go looser!It is exactly: frying the lungs and burning the liver and intestines.The heart is like a frost knife invading each other, and the stomach is full of steel knives.The whole body is cold, and blood is flowing from all seven orifices.Clenching the teeth, the three souls go to the city of death in vain; the throat is dry, and the seven souls throw themselves on the Wangxiang platform.There are new poison eaters in hell, and there are no adulterers in the world of heaven.

At that time, Wuhan University groaned twice, panted for a while, his stomach and intestines broke, and he couldn't move his body.The woman uncovered the quilt and saw Wu Da gnashing her teeth and bleeding from her seven orifices. She was afraid that she would get up, so she jumped out of the bed and knocked on the wall.Wang Po heard it and coughed at the back door after walking.The woman came downstairs and opened the back door.Wang Po asked, "Is it done yet?"

The woman said: "It's over, it's just that my hands and feet are weak and I can't arrange it."

Wang Po said: "If there is any difficulty, I will help you."

The woman rolled up her sleeves, scooped up a bucket of soup, left the rag in it, and rushed upstairs.Rolled up the quilt, first wiped Wu Da's mouth and lips, but wiped away the bloody traces of the seven orifices, and then covered his body with the clothes.The two carried them down from upstairs one step at a time, and then stopped downstairs looking for an old door.Combed his hair with him, put on a scarf, put on clothes, took a pair of shoes and socks to wear with him, covered his face with a piece of white silk, picked a clean bed and covered the dead body.But she came upstairs, cleaned up, and Wang Po turned around and went back.The mother-in-law pretended to cry about "supporting the family".The judge heard: It turns out that there are three kinds of women crying in the world: crying with tears and sound, crying with tears without sound, and crying without tears.At that moment, the woman barked in the middle of the night.

At five o'clock the next morning, before dawn, Ximen Qing came to ask for a letter.Wang Po said preparations.Ximenqing took the silver and sent it to Wang Po, who taught her to buy a coffin, and asked the woman to discuss it.The woman came over and said to Ximen Qing: "My Wuhan University is dead today, I only rely on you to make the decision! Until later, the net towel ring will be behind."

Ximen Qing said, "Why do you need to worry about this!"

The woman said: "If you have betrayed your heart, what do you say?"

Ximen Qing said: "If I lose my heart, I will be like Wuhan University!"

Wang Po said: "Major officials, there is only one thing that matters now: I will be encoffined at dawn. I am afraid that something will be discovered by the foreman? He Jiu, the head of the group, is also a delicate person, I am afraid that he will not be encoffined."

Ximen Qing smiled and said, "It's okay. He Jiu, I told him myself, and he dared not disobey my words."

Wang Po said: "The high official will tell him quickly, before it's too late."

Ximen Qing went to talk to He Jiu on his own.

Exactly: Who can wait for three lights and shadows, everything has no roots and only lives on its own.The egrets hidden in the snow can only be seen flying, and the parrots hidden in the willows can only be heard.

(End of this chapter)