Sturdy and pretty daughter-in-law Shanlihan

Chapter 379
She came over and helped him up, "Are you all right?"

"I almost broke my neck." He grinned, "Fortunately, the neck is still hanging on the head."

"Your neck hangs from your head?"

He chuckled, "Daughter-in-law, I was fascinated by you all at once. I said it the wrong way...it was the head around the neck."

As soon as she helped him stand up, he simply leaned on her crookedly, lowered his head, and kissed her face directly with his mouth, "Bah bah! Daughter-in-law, your face is so bitter... "After rubbing so many green medicines, it turned out to be bitter.It is also very astringent, even more astringent than raw fried bracken!

She pushed him away.

He was weak at first, and fell back to the ground like an octopus, eating the ashes all over the floor, "Puff..." He spat out the ashes in his mouth, "Daughter-in-law, you haven't swept the floor for a long time... I ate a mouthful of ashes..."

"Go to hell you." She said coldly, "Just now you took the medicine on my face, do you still remember the poisonous spider you found for me? The medicine contains poisonous spider liquid, which is extremely poisonous. You just wait to die... "

He turned pale with fright, "Daughter-in-law, isn't it?"

"What's not? Otherwise, what do you think I'm doing with those poisonous spiders? How poisonous are poisonous spiders? Don't you know that someone has been tricked?"

He was a little scared, "Daughter-in-law, what will happen to me?"

"It's not very good." She looked into the master bedroom through the open window, and glanced at Xiao Qinghe's elegant eyebrows on the kang, "At most, you can keep company with fourth brother. Then fourth brother won't be lonely."

"Isn't that paralysis?" Xiao Yuchuan's handsome face turned pale.

Su Qingyue just likes his face, "Yes."

"Daughter-in-law, you scared me..." His teeth chattered.

She looked innocent, "Why did I scare you? Didn't you say that someone was bitten by a poisonous spider and the most serious one was paralyzed? It's just the truth."

Xiao Yuchuan is not an idiot, "But your spider liquid has been mixed with medicine, it should be different..."

He really got it right.She said, "It's really poisonous. You will soon feel numb all over your body, and then you will feel numb all over. If the situation is good, you will only feel half of your body, and half of you will be paralyzed. If it is worse, you will only have one neck... the head on the head can move. gone."

"Daughter-in-law, help!" He lay down on the ground and looked up at her with a bitter face.

She was condescending and looked down at him, "Third brother, I'm not a god...I can't save everyone. Besides, I don't want to save everyone." Pointing to the sky, "Either you wait for the sky Which kind-hearted god of yours will come down to save you, and since the third brother is so handsome, he must wait for it."

After all, she was busy cooking in the kitchen.

Xiao Yuchuan was lying on the ground miserably. He felt uncomfortable lying on his stomach, so he turned over vigorously and lay directly on his back on the muddy ground in the courtyard.

The second elder brother and the fourth younger brother sat on the kang by the window of the master bedroom, watching him from inside.

He hurriedly said, "Second brother, fourth brother, my legs are starting to go numb... What my daughter-in-law said seems to be true..."

There was no expression on Xiao Yanshan's stern face, "It's numb."

"But..." He let out a sigh, "The thighs are also numb... the upper body is also numb..."

Xiao Qinghe was a little worried, "Third brother, you are really going to be paralyzed..."

"I don't know..." He propped himself up and wanted to sit up, but his whole body was numb and weak. "My daughter-in-law's face is really poisonous!"

(End of this chapter)