hilarious soldier king

Chapter 1 The Ruffian Dog and the School Belle
Donghai No. [-] High School.

In the open space in front of the flower lawn, three teenagers squatted together, constantly whispering and commenting on the girls passing by. Not far behind the three of them, a gray-white puppy was playing on the lawn.

"There's another beauty here, I guess it's red!"

Xu Yan, a handsome young man in the center, threw a hundred-yuan bill on the red card in front of him, and was betting with two bad friends on the color of a girl's autumn clothes.

Xu Yan, who was three months away, has a slender figure, well-proportioned limbs, bright eyebrows and starry eyes. Judging by his appearance alone, he can definitely be called a handsome guy. The withered grass has undoubtedly destroyed this temperament.

"I said blue!"

"grey!
The two people beside Xu Yan also placed their bets on cards of opposite colors. One of them had a wide mouth, and the other combed his hair meticulously.

"Buy and leave!" Xu Yan sang, whistled, called the gray-white puppy, and pointed at the girl walking not far away, "Haha, go!"

Haha swished out, ran towards a group of girls, lightly bumped into a beautiful girl's leg, fell down with a thud, rolled her cute dog eyes, and lay on the ground pretending to be dead.

"Haha, this dog is so stupid!"

Seeing this, a group of girls burst into laughter, but the laughter didn't last long, and soon faded away, because the puppy didn't move for a long time.

"It doesn't move, isn't it dizzy?"

"It's too exaggerated to faint after a light bump. Could it be Pengci?"

"Stupid, have you ever seen a puppy touch porcelain?"

Hearing everyone's discussion, the beautiful girl also became nervous, waved her hands and said: "I didn't mean it, it hit me by itself."

"Don't be afraid, we have all seen it, and we will testify for you!"

With everyone's relief, the pretty girl's tension eased a little, she knelt down slowly, stretched out her finger and tapped the puppy.

Just when the pretty girl was leaning over, the puppy Haha, who had closed his eyes and pretended to be dead, suddenly opened his eyes and stood up with him. A pair of cute eyes glanced at the girl's neckline, and then, while everyone was stunned, Run away quickly.

"This little guy is pretending to be dead!"

"I recognized it. This is Xu Yan's bad dog. Haha. He often pretends to be dead and peeps at girls. Xu Yan must be betting with someone again. He must be nearby!"

Recognizing the identity of the puppy Haha, the crowd immediately went into an uproar. Everyone looked in the direction Haha left, and sure enough, they found three heads on the other side of the flower bed.

On the other side of the flower bed, the three of Xu Yan squatted in a row. Seeing Haha running back quickly, Xu Yan said excitedly: "Haha is back, the time to announce the winner has come!"

"Turn around!" Xiao Sa said.

"why?"

"You're too cunning, we don't trust you, we have to be careful." Da Zui explained.

Under the insistence of the two, Xu Yan turned around slowly, with a sarcasm on the corner of his lips. These two idiots were quite cautious, first they didn't let him touch the cards, and then they turned him away, thinking that this would be a big deal. It's ridiculous to be able to prevent him.

Seeing Xu Yan turn his back, Dazui took out a ham sausage from his body, waved it in front of Haha, pointed to the blue playing card he pressed and said, "Haha, come on, choose this, if you choose this, I will Just give you the ham!"

"Haha, choose this, choose this, I will give you beef jerky to eat, and I will buy you grilled fish later!" Xiao Sa pointed at the gray card and said, also tempting with delicious food.

In order to win money, the two threw ham and beef jerky to Haha. The latter would not refuse anyone who came, and finished the food in the hands of the two. With a look in his eyes, Shi Shiran picked up Xu Yanya's red playing card.

The two looked at the empty hands, then looked at the red card Haha was holding, and shouted with a dark face: "You dead dog, give me back my ham (beef jerky)!"

"Damn dog, eat my food and don't work, yet dare to despise me, don't run away, see if I don't beat you to death!"

Haha hurried to Xu Yan's feet, Xu Yan turned around and said with a smile: "I would like to admit defeat, the red one, I win!"

"Why do you always win? It's not cheating, is it?" Dazui glared at Haha angrily, and couldn't help but doubt.

"I have never touched a card, and I turned my back as you asked. How could I cheat, and with your IQ, can I fool you?" Xu Yan made a distinction, but shook his head secretly. Even if he is colorblind, he still dares to bet against him.

He has never touched the cards, and his back is facing the cards, but the money for the bet was taken out of his hand, and his smell is on it, haha, it would be strange if he couldn't choose.

As for using ham and beef jerky to lure haha, don't be ridiculous, and don't look at who trained it, just eat the bait, and don't do any of them!

When the three of them were talking, a soft hum came mixed with the fragrant wind.

Xu Yan looked up, but saw two beautiful girls passing by, the one on the left had black hair like a waterfall, bright eyes, high forehead, straight nose, cool demeanor, combined with a tall figure and graceful figure, he was instantly captivated when he appeared on the stage The eyeballs are the school belle Feng Miaochan; the girl on the right has short hair that matches her ears, and her brows are somewhat heroic. She is also youthful and beautiful, but under Feng Miaochan's brilliance, she is somewhat overshadowed.

Seeing the school girl staring at him in disgust, Xu Yan suddenly understood, stood up from the ground, stared at the two bad friends condescendingly, and said with hatred: "How many times do I have to say it before you will grow your memory, student?" The most important thing in the era is to learn, don't engage in any gambling, why don't you guys listen, and gamble behind my back next time, break up with me!"

Dazui and Xiaosha were dumbfounded, this is too shameless, the bet was obviously proposed by him, and he also won a lot of money from them, how could it be that they gambled behind his back in the blink of an eye?
"You are too shameless, obviously you are the one who got us to gamble, okay?" Dazui said.

"Xu Yan, you are a shameless person who is ungrateful for sex. In order to show off in front of the school belle, you even betrayed your brother. I curse you that you will never be able to catch up with her." Xiao Sa echoed.

"I'm afraid I'm going to make you 'laugh', I can catch her today." Xu Yan said confidently, glanced at the two of them, and quickly chased after the school beauty.

Xu Yan stopped the school belle and confessed her love seriously, "Miaochan, be my girlfriend."

"Impossible!" Feng Miaochan refused coldly.

Without becoming angry or dejected, Xu Yan looked at Feng Miaochan seriously and said, "Do you know what you did just now? You were rejecting an extremely good boy, and you were doing something that would make you think of him every time you think about it in the future." Regretting the wrong decision that made me sleepless... For the sake of knowing everyone so well, I will give you another chance, you might as well think carefully before answering me."

"You don't need to think about it. Even if you answer a thousand times or ten thousand times, my answer is still—impossible." Feng Miaochan paused every word.

"Why? What don't you like about me? I want to have a good figure, good looks, a humorous way of talking, an IQ of [-], unparalleled eloquence, and I'm known as the number one in seven schools, and I'm pretty good at fighting. I don't understand, you Is there any reason to reject me?" Xu Yan asked, really puzzled.

Feng Huichan rolled her eyes, feeling annoyed by him, but also knew that if she didn't give him a reason, she would never have a peaceful life in the future, so she frowned slightly and said, "I like soldiers!"

"Let me just say, how could someone refuse such an excellent and attractive man like me, so you like soldiers." Xu Yan was stunned at first, and then he was puzzled: "But what's so good about soldiers, they are rigid and boring, It's not interesting at all, at most I want to be stronger, I am also very strong, and I have very well-developed muscles, if you don't believe me, feel it." Xu Yan grabbed Feng Miaochan's hand and asked her to touch her chest muscles.

"Enough!" Feng Miaochan snorted, shook off his hand, stared at him angrily and said, "If you do this again, I'll tell the teacher... I've said everything I need to say, I like soldiers , and will only find a soldier as a boyfriend, there is no possibility between us."

"Don't be so absolute, don't you just like soldiers? If it's a big deal, I'll become a soldier and show you!" Xu Yan said.

Feng Miaochan glanced at him sideways, with suspicion and disdain on her face, "Can you become a soldier?"

"Of course, it's easy for me." Xu Yan patted his chest.

Hearing what Xu Yan said, the school belle said: "Since you are so confident, why don't we make a bet, if you can become a soldier within three months, I will promise to be your girlfriend, if you can't..."

"If I can't do it, I'll let you deal with it, and you can do whatever you want if you want sex." Before Xiaohua could finish speaking, Xu Yan interjected.

Feng Miaochan listened to him talking nonsense again, and she was about to go into a fit when she raised her eyebrows, but thinking that this would be a good opportunity to get rid of him, she finally held back, "I have no interest in your people, if you lose , don’t pester me any more in the future, and don’t pester me during the betting period.”

"Okay, we've made a deal!" Xu Yan raised his palms, and the two of them clapped their hands together as an oath.

Snapped!
Two palms, one big and one small, slapped together, Xu Yan grabbed Feng Miaochan's palm, moved his mouth together, and kissed the back of Feng Miaochan's hand with a thud, not giving the latter a chance to get angry, leaving a sentence "" You just wait to be my girlfriend", turning around and striding away.

Feng Miaochan was dumbfounded, staring at the back of her kissed hand in a daze.

The short-haired girl asked in surprise, "Miaochan, did you really agree to bet with him?"

"Why not, anyway, the recruiting period has passed, and it's impossible for him to do it, wouldn't it be great to take this opportunity to get rid of this brown candy?" Feng Miaochan sneered.

"You... you're too treacherous!" the short-haired girl said with her eyes wide open.

When the two women were whispering, Xu Yan turned back, Feng Miaochan looked at him vigilantly and said, "What do you want to do?"

Xu Yan chuckled and said, "It suddenly occurred to me that I'm going to serve in the army, and it will take a long time for us to meet. Do you want to give me something to think about?"

"What are you thinking?"

"For example, give me a kiss... If you don't agree, then don't agree, and don't stare at me like this, it's weird!"

Seeing that there was no chance to take advantage, Xu Yan left as a bachelor, strode towards the two bad friends, and announced arrogantly, "I got it!"

"No, she really agreed, which is too unreasonable!" Dazui said in surprise.

Xu Yan stared and asked, "What did you say?"

"I said congratulations, you finally got what you wanted, and you brought the beauty home." After being stared at by Xu Yan, Dazui quickly changed his words, "Well, you see, the school belle agreed to your confession, should we go over to say hello? Where is sister-in-law?"

"Three months later!" Xu Yan waved his big hand, met his friend's suspicious eyes, and briefly stated the agreement, then looked at the two of them nervously.

The two were dumbfounded and said uncertainly: "Xu Yan, are you sure the school belle agreed to your confession?"

"Isn't that nonsense? Of course I agreed. Although I didn't say it explicitly, it's easy for me to become a soldier within three months. I've won this bet, huh huh!"

"But now the recruitment period has passed, and if you want to join the army, you have to wait until next year..."

"I promise that a genius is unparalleled in the world, please don't judge me by the standards of ordinary people... Okay, let's stop talking, I'm going!"

(End of this chapter)