hilarious soldier king

Chapter 2 Beautiful Officer
Railway station, platform.

Xu Yan stood together with his mouth open, haha ​​shuttled under the feet of the three of them.

"Xu Yan, are you really going to join the army and stop thinking about it?" Da Zui persuaded.

Xiao Sa also persuaded: "Yes, Xu Yan, you should think carefully, the school beauty is clearly playing with you, why if I can become a soldier in three months, I will agree to be your girlfriend, it's just an excuse to get rid of your entanglement. , This year’s recruitment period has passed, if you want to join the army, you have to wait for the next year, you can’t join the army this year.”

"I, Xu Yan, is unparalleled in the world, and there is no such word as impossible in the dictionary." Xu Yan looked sideways at the sky, and spoke confidently.

The unfounded self-confidence caused the two of them to roll their eyelids at the same time, and Xiao Sa continued to persuade: "Even if you are lucky enough to enter the army, you will not be able to come back after three months. There are no holidays during the conscription period, and you will still be there when the time comes." It's a loss."

"Xu Yan, listen to our persuasion, and don't go, the three of us are free to walk the dog and pick up girls." Da Zui also persuaded.

"No, I will never accept losing, let alone retreat without a fight. Stop talking, I must join the army, and I will definitely win!" Xu Yan said firmly.

Dazui and Xiaosha looked at each other, and said at the same time: "Since you have already made up your mind, we won't stop you, but the girl-picking fund raised by the three of us should be left to us."

Hearing this, Xu Yan glared at the two of them angrily and said, "Okay, you guys, after talking so much, it turns out that it's not because I don't want to part with me, but because I don't want to part with the little money."

"You are going to join the army now. According to your words, you will definitely be able to join the army. We also believe you [-]%. There are no females in the army except for military dogs. You must not use the girl-picking fund. How about Leave it to us, let's make it glow." Dazui said, rubbing his hands.

"Who said there are no women in the army? Spicy female soldiers, beautiful female instructors, glamorous female doctors, delicate little nurses... There are too many women, and they are all top-notch beauties. Why don't I use the girl-picking fund? Got it?" Xu Yan rolled his eyelids, retorted, and looked at the two of them contemptuously: "What's the use of the fund for picking up girls, without my leadership, can you get girls with the fund? It's still glowing, I think Must be dizzy!"

"I don't even look at my own virtues. With your big mouth, half of Donghai City can hold it. Which girl dares to like you?"

"What are you laughing at, and you, you think you are romantic all day long, your head is smeared with oil, you can use it as a light bulb at night, and you still have the face to laugh at others, forget it, I don't bother to say anything about you, myself Let’s experience it slowly...I’m leaving!”

Xu Yan spoke frothingly, turning around and boarding the car without giving the two of them a chance to react.

Woohoo!

At this moment, Haha, who had been circling under the feet of the three of them, suddenly let out a few mournful groans, and opened his mouth to bite Xu Yan's trousers.

Xu Yan looked down, noticed Haha's reluctance and sadness, and said with relief: "As expected, I didn't love you in vain, you have much more friendship than some people!"

Xu Yan poked his mouth wide and gave the two of them a cool look, then bent down and whispered to the little dog to haha, but the latter refused to let go, just looked at him with watery eyes, and the misty water vapor rose in it, looking very happy. Arousing love and affection from outside, a sadness of parting permeated unconsciously.

Seeing that the train was about to leave, Haha did not let go. Xu Yan was about to yell at him when a long-legged girl passed by. Before Xu Yan could say anything else, Haha looked at Xu Yan and then at the girl, and suddenly let go of Xu Yan. Yan Yan's trouser legs, and chased after the long-legged girl.

The faces of the three of them suddenly became weird, and Xu Yan cursed even more with a dark face: "This lecherous dog, who forgets his righteousness when he sees his lust, came back and stewed you!"

"It's called like its owner, like its dog!" The two with big mouths and dashing laughed loudly, and the sad atmosphere was swept away in an instant.

Under the eyes of the three of them, Haha ran to the long-legged girl, looked up, and was about to make a move, when he suddenly noticed a more beautiful girl walking by not far away, and immediately ran over... After repeating this several times, Haha already ran tens of meters away and stopped a girl in military uniform.

I have to say that Haha's vision is still very good. The girl in military uniform has a slim figure, with long and straight legs, at least 1.7 meters tall, under her snow-white neck, her chest is so tall that it breaks away from gravity, supporting the uniform high , as if about to tear her clothes off, full of silent temptation... A devilish figure, a cold and aloof face, and a green military uniform make her stand out from the crowd. Although there are many beauties on the platform, none of them can match her. Comparable.

The girl in military uniform looked down, and saw that Haha was only below her calf. Her jet-black eyes and nose were dotted in the slightly curly gray-white fur, which looked really cute.

The corners of the girl in military uniform moved her lips, and her cold face evoked a soft arc. Facing Haha's dark and clear eyes, she immediately understood the meaning, and understood that it was asking her to go with it, so she nodded in agreement out of curiosity. .

Haha led the girl in military uniform back to the place where Xu Yan was standing before, but sadly found that Xu Yan had already left.

Woohoo!

Haha turned around twice, then stared at the train helplessly, his mouth let out a weeping moan, and his dark eyes were full of grievances and sadness.

The girl in military uniform took a look at Big Mouth, then looked away lightly, and continued to pay attention to Haha, but saw the train start slowly, Haha also ran after the train, running faster and faster, farther and farther...

"Haha, haha..." shouted loudly, fearing that it would get lost.

The girl in military uniform frowned slightly, and stared with displeasure.

Da Zui noticed the displeasure of the girl in military uniform, and scratched his head, feeling wronged in his heart, he just yelled haha ​​to come back, how could he be disgusted by others!
"Beautiful chief, you misunderstood, Big Mouth is not smiling, but the puppy's name is Haha." Xiao Sa said in a pose that he thought he was chic.

The girl in military uniform knew that she had misunderstood, her face looked a little better, and she thought for a while and asked, "This cute dog haha, is he here to see him off?"

Xiao Sa sighed softly and said: "Yeah, haha's master is going to be a soldier. It knows that it can't change the master's decision, so it wants to use beautiful women to attract the master to stay. Unfortunately, when it attracts you, its master has already boarded the car Haha, I am ignorant, please don't take offense at the place that offends me!"

The girl in military uniform shook her head. How could she blame such a cute and affectionate puppy before it was too late for her to like it?Her eyes flickered a few times, and she said with interest: "You said Haha's master is going to be a soldier. Which army is he in?"

"I don't know about that either." Da Zui said truthfully.

Xiao Sha laughed and said: "Actually, it's the same wherever you go, anyway, he will come back in a bad mood in a few days, because now the recruitment period has passed, he can't enlist in the army, haha..."

The girl in military uniform didn't seem to have heard Chisa's words, she was silent for a moment, and then asked: "What's his name?" To train a dog as smart and affectionate as Haha, its owner must not be an ordinary person. Bing, which aroused her strong curiosity.

"Cool!" Chisa said.

Hearing this, Da Zui suddenly turned his head and looked at him in surprise.

"Xiao Sa!" the girl in military uniform muttered, silently wrote down the name, glanced at Haha who was running back sadly from a distance with her head drooping, then glanced in the direction of the train's departure, turned and left.

As soon as the girl in military uniform left, Dazui asked in confusion: "Xiao Sa, she asked Xu Yan's name, why did you tell her your name?"

Xiao Sha glanced at her big mouth, and said: "Stupid, the beauty clearly likes it haha, Ai Wu Ji Wu Xia has also developed a strong interest in Xu Yan, maybe she will find him! Of course I can't tell her Xu Yan's name , lest the two actually meet, and our girl-picking fund will be in danger, this is called taking precautions before they happen!"

Hearing that, he quickly nodded in praise, "Yes, yes, take precautions before they happen. Xu Yan is not being honest when he goes to the army to serve as a soldier. He also brought the girl-picking fund raised by the three of us. The dog doesn't even have a female, but this guy has never been able to reason with common sense, so we'd better be careful and say nothing to create favorable conditions for him!"

When Dazui nodded in praise, Xiaosha smiled and said again: "And it's better to let a top-notch beauty miss me than Xu Yan!"

Big mouth: "..."

……

Xu Yan didn't know what was going on behind him. Right now, he was sitting on the train, looking at the rapidly retreating buildings on both sides, and he was full of anticipation and passion towards the road ahead!

(End of this chapter)